Anchorage Sloganz and other Sillies
Anchorage I walked Mtn View (at night) and survived!! Anchorage I rode 36th Ave, Lake Otis Pkwy, Dimond Blvd (keep inserting your favorite potholed street and road) BOTH ways on the Anchorage Rapid Transit and survived!! Anchorage Our coffee shops aren't Starbucks, but for sheer numbers we're getting close!! Anchorage For Rent; $1000 Security Deposit, $50 Background Check, $40 Credit Check, $40 Application Fee, $500 Minimum for a Walk-In Closet sized apt in a bad part of town. 1/2 Garbage, 2/3 Utilities, NO: Smoking, Pets, Drugs, Alcohol, Boy/Girl Friends, Fun. But hey!! You get free Cable and the In-House Laundry machines only eat your shirts and socks on Tue and the Dryers shred your sweaters and linen every other Sat aanndd Anchorage PD SWAT at least "knocks" once before raiding your Apt House/Building at 3 a.m. Anchorage Where Our Mayor is so young looking that he's Everyone's little brother!! Anchorage Como esta usted?? Anchorage -Our AK Native "