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At peace for awhile.

2012-01-03T21:18:00.000-09:00

At peace for awhile. Not drawing or tattoo designing or sketching. Been on violin, piano, guitar more. Sleep 6 hrs.

-20F or less in theV

2012-01-03T21:14:00.000-09:00

-20F or less in theVillage!! Lil' cuzzin' from theRez here w/us. She goes to school. 2011 was great year.

New fon. It's zero d

2011-11-15T02:36:00.000-09:00

New fon. It's zero degrees. Lots of snowfall. I can't imagine living anywhere else. Lovs. Sam!!

Happy Veterans Day o

2011-11-11T01:20:00.000-09:00

Happy Veterans Day out there. 0 deg F in village. House is warm inside at 90s. LOL. darn woodstove. Lovs. Sam!!

One Year

2011-10-22T11:44:00.000-08:00

At the prodding from a friend I came back to my blog and now I post something.
Not much to say cos I say it all on Twitter ( SLFlyinghorse ) and on faceBook, and in chat and Email.

October is a good month, because one year ago I came back from Iraq. Freedom is something we all take for granted. And freedom is something we all don't have at times either. But we Americans have it more than most people on the planet and in our current possession of Democracy we want others to have it too.

One year ago I stepped off the plane at HunterArmyAirfield in Georgia and couldn't believe I was "home". Days, Weeks, Months and hopefully still YEARS after, I would walk all over base or out theFrontGate and across town of Hinesville GA to Walmart or to eat at a restaurant, to play pool & drink & smoke, I looked all around me and saw the beauty of things I took for granted.

Leaves fell from trees, grass seemed greener, I walked in the rain and loved it, the cars zooming by were shiny & new and filled with good people. You'll never understand such feelings unless you've been deployed or had some nearDeath experiences or some similar events that removed such "American" things from your life for a long time and you went to foreign places.

Now I'm back in Alaska for good. I got out of Army service in July and life seems so much sweeter. My time each day is spent gathering wood for my mother. Wake up by 9, go over to Moms villageHouse and hang out or sit around the house a bit w/ her, then take the Greenpickup and with dads chainsaws and tools go out of theVillage a few miles and harvest deadfall close to the highway.

Anyway, just thought I'd post something again. But if you want to read something recent from me, Search me on Twitter, SLFlyinghorse, and read.

I postulate? if that is the right word, my heritage by saying where my heritage is from (theMidwest UnitedStates) but some of my ancestors have not always been there, remember that theNative peoples long ago were nomads, whether a handful of people in tents or tipis to a fewhundred strong-or thousands strong camps we roamed we lived and I say specifically why I am in Alaska,

I say that my Alcoholism as of late is more than drinking binges but a conduit for me to somewhere else, I say that my individual gifts, my spiritualism, my supernatural is only for me but has helped me tremendously throughout my life.

Ok, talk to you later. Lovs, Sam!!

Sat on massageChair

2011-10-08T00:58:00.000-08:00

Sat on massageChair & used bed to draw on. Just doodled. Always remember the basic shapes. I suck w/ lettering.

Sat on massageChair.

2011-10-08T00:54:00.000-08:00

Sat on massageChair.

Art on my mind. wann

2011-09-04T21:59:00.000-08:00

Art on my mind. wanna see what tattooWork is like. Drawing nude chicks w/ ink work on them!!

It's the lil' things

2011-09-03T00:17:00.000-08:00

It's the lil' things I remember. One girl didn't want hickeys. Another would erase her pictures. Watch small things

Watching massage vid

2011-09-03T00:11:00.000-08:00

Watching massage videos. Leo cat kneading me. Ouch!! Guess he wants out.

Another great day. E

2011-08-27T23:54:00.000-08:00

Another great day. Ended w/ steambath. Smoke 'em if ya' got 'em!!

Cassiopia above. 3 r

2011-08-27T02:37:00.000-08:00

Cassiopia above. 3 rollYourOwn cigs down. 1 drawing tonight. Colder outside. Aurora barely visible. I love Alaska!!

When ArmySam!! drink

2011-08-24T00:28:00.000-08:00

When ArmySam!! drinks he says. Im a Soldier too. After his vision blurs he says. Im a Soldier 5!!

With 2 wars & thousa

2011-08-24T00:22:00.000-08:00

With 2 wars & thousands of troops deployed theMilitary is doing anything to improve its image. Sam was booted out!

Since he's now 44. w

2011-08-24T00:19:00.000-08:00

Since he's now 44. when asked what he'd like next year to jump out of his cake, "a bottle of stoli!!"

tehVillage!! the pla

2011-08-24T00:14:00.000-08:00

tehVillage!! the place to meet villageChixxx!!...that just want to drink with you!!

Fresh posts right fr

2011-08-24T00:10:00.000-08:00

Fresh posts right from theVillage!! to make your life worth living!!

Sam!!'s clothes are

2011-08-24T00:07:00.000-08:00

Sam!!'s clothes are so dirty he can stand up his shirt & pants anywhere and people think it's HIM!!

His Village!! is so

2011-08-24T00:03:00.000-08:00

His Village!! is so dumb when he says he served 2yrs they think he just got outta jail!! d:oP

This is theMueyCalie

2011-08-23T23:55:00.000-08:00

This is theMueyCaliente!! post. but only cos Sam!! ate hot picanteSauce with chips & pop. d:o(

Glennallen trip. Clo

2011-08-23T15:27:00.000-08:00

Glennallen trip. Clouds,blue sky. Tastyfreeze food!

Eyebrows grow back d

2011-08-22T19:53:00.000-08:00

Eyebrows grow back dont they? fuel on garbage then lighter...FOOM!!

It would have been g

2011-08-22T01:28:00.000-08:00

It would have been great to keep up my interest in skydiving & scubadiving when I was Army. incentive to be fit.

I laugh at ArmyComba

2011-08-22T01:24:00.000-08:00

I laugh at ArmyCombatives. You just wrestle. With me. 2 maybe 3 strikes & you're crippled or dead.

I feel sorry for the

2011-08-22T01:19:00.000-08:00

I feel sorry for the Army. Most of those Soldiers dont know what to do when bullets run out. They have no clue.

More of a Warrior th

2011-08-22T01:16:00.000-08:00

More of a Warrior than me. First of all. Im fullblood Native. That settles the issue of Warriorship.

I was there in unifo

2011-08-22T01:14:00.000-08:00

I was there in uniform and experienced being treated like shit by people who considered themselves as being.......

I feel sorry for our

2011-08-22T01:11:00.000-08:00

I feel sorry for our ArmyInfantry. Most of those Soldiers don't know anything about combat. I saw them myself.

Titles, Rank, Presti

2011-08-22T01:07:00.000-08:00

Titles, Rank, Prestige mean little to me. I care more about earning, giving & getting respect.

Its negative attitud

2011-08-22T01:05:00.000-08:00

Its negative attitudes of Cliquish people like that which keeps us good people from helping our Army & our country.

I entered Army as E-

2011-08-22T01:02:00.000-08:00

I entered Army as E-3. Private First Class. Then Sgts & Spc teamleaders lied, accused me and got me demoted.

The Army is like tha

2011-08-22T00:59:00.000-08:00

The Army is like that though. And it hurts itself in the long run by not taking advantage of each Soldiers talents.

As Prior Service exp

2011-08-22T00:56:00.000-08:00

As Prior Service experienced as I was. I was overlooked and considered as beneath army Privates.

We saw no wildlife o

2011-08-22T00:51:00.000-08:00

We saw no wildlife on our way up to our WildernessCabin. Just cute bunnies. I dont shoot bunnies anymore.

More depressedSam!!

2011-08-22T00:48:00.000-08:00

More depressedSam!! practicing fireArms disarming w/ partner & they use a REAL loaded gun!! d:oP

...the motions of ha

2011-08-22T00:43:00.000-08:00

...the motions of hand to hand, Edged & Impact weapons training. I knew all that before I was Army Infantryman.

The best way to trai

2011-08-22T00:40:00.000-08:00

The best way to train in selfDefense is like boxing. You hit each other in boxing. In SCARS/TFT you go through....

My Cosmetology years

2011-08-22T00:36:00.000-08:00

My Cosmetology years, the Skincare, bodyWax, & massage instruction videos & dvds are R & X rated. LOL!!

I have Team mates. I

2011-08-22T00:31:00.000-08:00

I have Team mates. I have Battle buddies. LOL i dunno about Army Warrior Companions... sounds gay.

Cool!! Watching old

2011-08-22T00:27:00.000-08:00

Cool!! Watching old SCARS & TFT videos & dvds. Glad I was trained in combat 20 yrs ago like this.

"I intend to go into

2011-08-19T23:36:00.000-08:00

"I intend to go into harms way" AlaskaStateTroopers/VillagePublicSafetyOfficers

VillageCountrySam!!

2011-08-17T23:43:00.000-08:00

VillageCountrySam!! has no house, no wife, no car, no job yet still he plays like he never had these to begin with!

depressedSam!! still

2011-08-17T23:37:00.000-08:00

depressedSam!! still village, still inebriate, still theOne everybody gets mad at when things go wrong!! d:o(

tehVillage!! Masteri

2011-08-17T16:30:00.000-08:00

tehVillage!! Mastering the art of Inebriation even when Sober!! sadly, Sam still needs decades of practice!!

It dont take much to

2011-08-17T16:14:00.000-08:00

It dont take much to tell peeps theVillage!! is the bestest place to live. But we've ALL been telling Sam to move!!

TheVillageBuzz!! oft

2011-08-17T16:09:00.000-08:00

TheVillageBuzz!! often that noise around deadMoose or Caribou, or Sam when unwashed & passed out drunk in the yard!

TheVillage!! newYear

2011-08-17T15:58:00.000-08:00

TheVillage!! newYear newYou and this post like your bottle, it's halfway through!!

ExtremeVillageMakeov

2011-08-17T15:55:00.000-08:00

ExtremeVillageMakeover!! HomeEdition. Sam repairs tent w/ ductTape. Restraints self w/ rest!! d:oP

Ez piano CDs on my t

2011-08-17T15:35:00.000-08:00

Ez piano CDs on my tv DVD player. winds blow. cant burn more brush now. opening up totebox.

Got my 4th totebox i

2011-08-17T15:28:00.000-08:00

Got my 4th totebox in the mail. chat w/ stateTroop in line waiting for construction pilot car. he said do VPSO work

Can you see the moon

2011-08-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

Can you see the moon and stars? Casseopia and bigDipper are where they should be. I am too. Only in Alaska!!

sunny day. almost go

2011-08-15T14:56:00.000-08:00

sunny day. almost got free beagle but girls wanted $400. as if IzzyPom & 3 cats aren't enuf for us.

Rollin my cigs now.

2011-08-11T18:27:00.000-08:00

Rollin my cigs now. saves $. lov the quiet in wilderness. got last military pay. savin it for apt.

Haven't been here fo

2011-08-10T21:07:00.000-08:00

Haven't been here for awhile but I'm back. I'm back in Alaska w/ my family after being in the Army 2 yrs. lovs. Sam

Post Deployment

2010-10-20T00:14:00.001-08:00

Over a year ago I reenlisted into active duty military service, in July 2009, and by this time last year had finished up basic and then spent Nov here at fortStewart GA before being picked up by 3rd ID and just a handful of us being equipped, trained and sent over to Iraq where our commandCo was already stationed.

Now we're back safe. We did have some personnel of ours get shot along the way, all lived. And there were times we were shot at on patrol and more often we just fought boredom, monotony of routine and sometimes, each other.

I had to endure about 6 months of hazing, harassment, male-on-male sexual assault and intimidation & assault, I was singled out, targeted for bullying and racked up dozens of Counseling statements from sr Enlisted, I was accused of falling asleep on checkPoint watch and demoted by command from E-3 / PFC to E-2 / PV2, now I'm an E-fuzzy!!

After the nightmares got to me, I wet myself, saw Mental Health and got to talk to a Psychologist about everything that happened to me on deployment. I'm glad that all happened, granted, it is embarassing to wake up in cold sweats, vivid dreams and you're peeing yourself, but I face it and move on.

I just tell myself, I'm from Alaska. the lastFrontier and I can pee anywhere up THERE!! d:oP

I figure that deployment just made theAlphaMales in our company a little more aggressive and a bit more annoying, I figure that being in such an environment of Infantry life, patrolling everyday and constantly being microManaged throughout the day was bound to have certain people act up and strut around abusing their authority and sure enough, I was a target.

It's great to be back on American soil again. It's great to be back to a normal life and to have some more privacy too, what with these trailers we now call barracks home and tehSam!! now has his own room!!

Currently I'm old. Still sore a bit in knees, ankles and back from enduring daily PT at fortSill OK and then at fortBenning GA. On deployment the PT never stopped, and neither did the tirades, threats and belittlement (that the Drill Sgts did) stop but I tried.

I spent the last 5 months reassigned across the base at MWR and life there on deployment was great. No one yelling at me, no PT really so my body healed itself a bit.

I failed the last few APFTs we had in Iraq and currently have command telling me that if I don't improve my PT scores that I will be Chaptered out of the Army. So right now, I don't even know if I'll get to take Nov or Dec block leave.

I don't know what my future in the Army has in store, it's been a great experience so far though. I've learned much and seen much. I'm proud to have served once again in uniform like I did 20yrs ago when I was in the Navy.

I always knew back then that I'd get this 2nd chance to serve my country and it happened. I've had a great life so far and look forward to the years ahead of me. I'm in the dark right now as to what will happen to me in the immediate Army future but I see life ahead of me after enlistment contract ends and I go back to the serviceIndustries of Food & Beverage.

I will go back to my adopted homestate of Alaska and live there.
Currently I occupy my trailerBarracks time with a cheapElectric guitar that I got from thePX. Music has always been in my familys blood. My Uncles played a few school dances and other events when they were teens to mid adults back in South Dakota.

I too know a few instruments and can strum chords, get a melody going in my head, put words to it and sing from my heart. Lately I amuse my fellow Soldiers around trailers cos I'll be outside with my mp3 player on or my CD player and huge headphones, Whispering, quietly screaming, mouthing words and humming while I drink and smoke. I need a break often from the guitar practice I put in when I can and give my calloused hands a rest.

It sucks to smoke sometimes, cos in my newbness I still cough now and then and I find myself wanting to swallow whatever I put in my mouth. Us foodies love to eat!!

Even last night I took a couple of breaks after dark from trying to do online Assessments at the Armys website to go out and host my own lil' KaroakeSam!! party. I'm a chick magnet yes and you should see me when I plug in distortion on my amp and get heavyMetal going.

Life is great. It was bad for awhile but it will get better.
Don't let go of who YOU are when people try to break you for all the wrong reasons. When you're as old as me you really have nothing to prove to anyone anymore. Even now, in my recently returned from deployment status I fell really hard for a young woman that come by here.

But she questioned my motives and my intentions when I offered affection, hugs, massages and all!! Like what normal people do when they like each other I guess. My goodness. Various roomies up and down the trailers here have female visitors come and go and no one questions them, and no one's going to question this 43yr old man either.

I'll find love and I'll settle in d:oP
Don't let go of who you are and don't lose faith in yourself. Life made you, your good clean decisions made you what wonderful person you are today. And live damnit. Life's too short to waste your time on people who don't really like you or care for you and just want to use you.

always.
PV2 Samuel L Flyinghorse
fortStewart, GA
US Army Infantryman

Stand Up Sam!!

2010-08-04T20:34:00.003-08:00

sam!! stands up while sitting down.

-this months Soldier is...
the soldier: theSam!! =:o) We'd interview someone more important but everyone else is currently out on Patrol or at checkPoint!!

sleeping out of:
tehMWR tent, actually I sit down in the bunkers next to theMWR Rec tent stare off at theHorizon and get accused of falling asleep by Sgts.

women tend to be excited by my:
absence from their presence.

my infomercial would sell:
packaged mediocrity to masses lower on humanity scale than thePeopleOfWalmert

one thing people say that stirs up an instant desire to throw a punch:
who cut your hair? (I often do)

if i were a ninja, i would:
trade my sword & throwing star in for an m-249 beltfed machinegun and an MRAP. Who needs to sneak around and be subtle these days?

worst humiliation ever suffered:
prostate exam by hotCougar at MEPS in Anchorage before reEnlisting into tehArmeh!!

fans recognize me by:
my resemblance to my facebook profilePic, It's theChubbyChins ya' know!!

mortal enemy:
Stoli Vodka!! each full bottle is an enemy soldier that I must leave dead!! I just love their cute battle formations on thePackageStore shelves.

favorite pickup line:
Are you gonna eat that? (at DFAC cos women don't care much about fitness and the men become obsessive about food & their weight)
2nd fave line is, I keep forgetting your CHU location when I write your name on LatrineWalls, what was it again?

bicycle, tricycle, automobile or a bowLegged pony on a ferris wheel:
probly a bicycle cos everyone lovs a live crash&burn with a real live clown!!

hospitalCorners or fittedSheets:
fitted sheets inside my sleeping bag but lately in this oppressive Iraq summer heat I sleep on my travel blanket the DeltaFlightAttendant let me keep.

most memorable moment on theFOB:
falling down on level ground in broad daylight by WagonWheel while walking. What kind of idiot falls down like that? Apparently one who later falls down same place at Night!!

most important questions to ask on faceBook:
Who are you & what are you doing in my friends list?

Helmets-to-Hardhats (construction trades) or Sgt stripes-to-GetAwayFromMePopoFistcuffSwipes:
probably SstGAFMPFS cos as a PFC the TearDrop on your uniform actually stands for the last drop of Alcohol in your 151Rum bottle that you'll be consuming decades after enlistment ends.
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WagonWheelVendorShopsProductsPromoted?

-HajiFilm: ever pitcher matters.
the HajiFilm mine pix digital IEDcamera is for sale in our fine shoppe at tehWhagginWheel on the FOB.

It might not shoot stunning pitchers of ugly Amrikan faces but it really blows weth just a hearty "Allah allu ahkbar" and a thumb press of theShutterButton.
Bury it somewhere and take pitchers of your hidden friends, no?

It's highly stylish wheth feeters to match yor internet soshal netwerkingg lifestyle like the 300meeters of iDet shutterButton activation wire, the3D HolograpicRedDot sight apperture and our favorite feater, theHajiFrames.

Where built in Turban, Beards and a pet Goat is superimposed on each photo. You just move the Camra till yor frenz face fills in under theTurban.

-HajiCaravan&Cars: buy from us then get out and PUSH!!

our new FOBfiestas are in!! theyre nott much but for you on Deployment its a perty big deel.

Theres a lot that yoo could get in your new FOB fiesta like a 5speed manual transmishin, bucket seats for your Amrikan asses, power steering and fuel efficiency but why bother?

This is deployment, your on theFOB and be glad you get a steering wheel and buckets to sit on.

Stop in and see us today at theWagonWheel, we're HajiCaravan&Cars, are Camels oar parked outside.....and our Donkeys are always running loose on the FOB!!

-HajiCamelBurgersKing: We always with hold the pickles and your lettuce!!

our hajiKing mascot is just like theAmrikanBergersKing, he's everywhere on FOB!! Cleaning toilets, hauling trash, at the helpDesks in the Gym, even here at WagonsWheel making your foods, like we make your camel burgers to order even when we run low on supplies and put out signs tat say,

"We arre verry sorry to announce that we do not have any more lettuce, tomatos, mayo, fries, Or apple pies (Sam!! bought all of them.... and our Pop too) please come again"

Try our feta cheese goat wrap!! Our goats eat the cheese, we kill them cook them and serve them to you on warm pita bread with lots of ice chai tea!!

For you sit own diners we invite you to our front guest room where you'll dine w/ one reluctant villageElder or a local iraqiPolice official and they'll refuse to speak to you!! Perfect for you Fobbits that used to Patrol and dine on Falafel, rotisserieChicken w/ unleaven bread and lamb kabob w/ spices.
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Elder George P. Lee

2010-07-30T10:25:00.002-08:00

I found this on Recovery From Mormonism website, I met GPL once when a group of us Lamanite youth went on a weeklong fieldtrip to SaltLakeCity back in mid 1980's.

Sadly, the young people of theLDSchurch don't know what a "Lamanite" is. Honestly, they know it's a BookOfMormon character name, but they really don't know what ONE is.

That's a sad example of how much church policy and Doctrine has changed in over 2 decades.

Rest in Peace GPL
lovs, theSam!!
Samuel L Flyinghorse

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Subject: Elder George P. Lee
Date: Jul 30 10:37
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Elder George P. Lee, in life and death

Elder George P. Lee, the first and still only Native American General Authority passed away this week in Provo. He was a man who was both created and destroyed by the changing Mormon doctrine regarding the lineage of the Native American peoples. Once vaunted as the direct lineage of Lehi and Laman, both the doctrine and the outreach to the Native American suffered in the face of scientific discovery, and perhaps even bigotry. It is an oft repeated story.

Lee was a product of his environment. He thrived in Kimball's Indian Placement Program. Spencer W. Kimball had a special place in his heart for Native Americans. Having grown up in Arizona, side by side with the Navajo, his policy and religion was that these people were direct descended from Lehi, father of Nephi and Laman. Hence the term Lamanite. Kimball was convinced that the Book of Mormon was in part a special witness to the Native American people, and programs were created as an outreach to bring them into the fold.

Of course Kimball was wrong on the lineage of these people, and Benson, an Idaho boy, extremely conservative, a John Bircher (today they call them Tea Baggers :)), and by many accounts a bigot, had no such love for the "Lamanite". He discontinued the outreach programs and proceeded to white wash the Church's teachings with regard to the Lamanite lineage. The word Lamanite is barely spoken from the Mormon pulpit these days, and younger generations (today's teens and young adults) are not familiar with the term Lamanite. That's how the Mormon Church rolls when it changes doctrines and contradicts statements of his prophets. It's a multi generational long term approach that simply lets the old philosophies die with the generations that believed in them.

And so, this is the environment in which George P. Lee found himself. Once the beneficiary of a huge and targeted outreach program he thrived. He believed his people had a special place in bringing about the building up of the Kingdom of God on this Earth. He'd been taught his whole life that the Lamanites would become once again a chosen people, and like a Phoenix rise from the ashes to greatness. He was taught and believed that he would have a special role in that ascendancy. All that destroyed by the death of one man (Kimball) and the attitudes of his successor (Benson). Such is the fickle nature of Mormon Doctrine, as fickle as the changing attitudes of the all too human prophet du jour.

Abondoned, his people once again abandoned, Lee understandably became bitter. He could have done more had he remained calm and worked from within. Benson wasn't long for the world and Hinckley was much more media and PR savvy. Hinckley also believed strongly in the Lamanite lineage as evidenced by temple dedicatory prayers he offered in South and Central America which made reference. But Lee was impatient, impetuous, and from being scorned by a bitter senile old man, he became angry. Once again, his people had been abandoned, thrown to the wind, promises broken. Just as had been done to them so many times before. Lee understandably was heartbroken, bitter and forlorn.

May he find peace now as he rests.

Subject: Re: Elder George P. Lee
Date: Jul 30 10:43
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I suspect the LDS Church realized there was more opportunity for growth among the natives of Latin America than was available among the natives of the U.S. and Canada. When I went to BYU in the early 70s it was the height of the Lamanite craze when people really believed what the Book of Mormon said. Native Americans were easily recognized among the BYU student body. When I went back in 1989, I didn't notice "Lamanites" among the student body at all. It is no wonder George P. Lee became bitter and lost faith in the Mormon Church's leaders. He detested the favoring of rich people in the Mormon Church at the expense of the poor. Did these issues lead him to attempted child abuse? Hard to say.

Subject: "prophet du jour" that's beautiful -- It leads to "Doctrine du jour"
Date: Jul 30 10:52
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Lamanite doctrine is no longer the "doctrine of the day"! And thus the Book of Mormon is no longer a latter-day witness to the Lamanites (American Indians).

It's suspicious that every time a Prophet dies, God changes His mind. Lee learned that fast.

Subject: Re: "prophet du jour" that's beautiful -- It leads to "Doctrine du jour"
Date: Jul 30 11:32
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Sadly though, this fickle god of theirs destroys lives, blacks, gays, native Americans, women who want equal rights.

Subject: Only met him once at a Stake Conference back when I was a TBM EQP.
Date: Jul 30 12:20
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He offended lots of people at the SC due to his condemnation of anyone having any 'toys' ie. boat, RV, snowmobiles, etc.

He said that the lord was not pleased with people, no matter their calling or outward appearence, how owned such things. This would have been back in the early '80's.

Subject: TBM's are already patting themselves on the back for their generosity. They say they have opened the doors of a ward in Washington County for his funeral. Why would he want a Mo funeral?

Subject: Re: Elder George P. Lee
Date: Jul 30 13:51
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Lee married my Navajo son in the temple. He was highly thought of by Native American members of the church. In my lifetime, "Lamanites" have disappeared from the TSCC. It's really strange.

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July Twitter Posts from Sam!!

2010-07-12T00:40:00.002-08:00

As always these posts scroll down, just go to the end of this post and read UP the page from first to last!!
lovs, Sam!!
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5. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! from MWR tent to AlaskaVillageTent!! out of theDrySauna and into theDeepFreeze!!, what w/All these ColdShoulders from females! about 1 hour ago via web from Copper River, AK
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6. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!fMWRttAKvT!! ones clean and tidy and passes drillSgt inspection, as for theMWR tent, theMice really love it when Sam drops BK food!! about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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7. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!fMWRttAKvT!! 16 sturdy spar ribs hold one up, 6 flimsy poles hold up the other and when VillageChick visits, One BONE holds up the 3rd!! about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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8. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!! fromMWRtent to AKvillageTent!! officers darken the entrance to these places, military officers & others StateTroopers lookin' 4 Sam about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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9. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!fMWRttAKvT!! One's just as sturdy as the other and both are impervious to Fire, Sam!!'s cooking, loud music, smoking and yet are yellow! about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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10. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!fMWRttAKvT!! We get lots of Trophy size fish here but only when theAirForceChixxx drop in wearing shortShorts!! d:oP *sniff-sniff* about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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11. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!fMWRttAKvT!! Why just theOther day we had the tent walls up hosting a YardSale!! Sold $500 stuff, Sgt went for $200!! and I went for $2 about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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12. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!!, from MWRtent to AKvillageTent!! up all day, up all night partying. At least at MWR tent I had 12hrs off to rest!! d:oP about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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13. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!! from MWR tent to AKvillageTent!! One had vid consoles, pingpong tables and Inet access and theMWR tent doesn't have steamBath!! about 2 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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14. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

but for me mrMWR tent, theAirForceChixxx will mean stay away or we'll crush your balls!! Or else they like my ManBoobs!! d:oP about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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15. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

darn. Sad to see theSoccerGames are over. However in Iraq theKids will still approach us miming holding a Ball meaning they want Soccer ball about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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16. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Polaroids I mean, pictures that developed on film before your eyes. Now things are digital and Instant. *sigh* I miss the 1970's sometimes. about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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17. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I mean, we're watching dvd w/ 40+ files w/ hundreds of pics & vids per file. I love technology. And people like me still remember poloroids. about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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18. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

now watching hours and hours of dvd footage from Last summer to this summer. Ha ha!!. about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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19. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I mean, using regular Picture viewer and cut & paste for pics and vids yielded 4 dvdR discs vs using theDVDcam & it's intended Programs. Wow about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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20. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

note to self. Download ALL disk programs for any DEVICE I get. Cos I downloaded over 4000+mb? of material onto one dvdR disc from my camera. about 4 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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21. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

watching theWeatherChannel a show about theRecent Gulf Oil leak. They should use ALL BP executives to PLUG theWell. d:oD about 6 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
34. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

d:oP about 24 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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35. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! if sign on the door w/Cute lil' Crab glaring at you "Welcome"ing you in isn't enough clue theBouncers keeping HEAT out are!! about 24 hours ago via web from Copper River, AK
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36. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! if A/C temps drop 5 more degrees it might start snowing...Again!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:55:42 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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37. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! specOps practice by Being furniture and no one notices the difference!! Were still lookin for Operator that hid in popcorn!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:53:11 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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38. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tSS!!HTTYaMWRt!! during DominoTournament nights theIvories be slappin' down faster than an M-249 in a firefight!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:48:50 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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39. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!!'sHowToTellYou'reAtMoraleRecreation&WelfareTent!! there's enuf iPods lapTops celfons mp3's in Lost&Found to open a Vendor kiosk!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:44:36 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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40. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! there is no Morale everyone's on Welfare moochin' freePopcorn & storin' tea & Monsters in fridge but of course there's REC!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:37:19 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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41. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! unlike any other Army tent it's never come down since first being put up, even Sam!!'s popcorn fires don't harm it!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:32:02 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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42. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tS!!HTTYaMWRt!! notice the sloped access sidewalk!! So Sgt can hobble up easy and 1stSgt doesnt have to climb any stairs and Sam wont trip!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:28:15 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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43. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

more of tehSam!!'sHT..... stupid MWR quips!! How to tell you're at MWR tent!! Just follow the yellow brick road!! the yellowGatorade spills! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:19:34 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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44. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

more of theSam!!'s HTTYaMWRt!! it's the only place on base people HAPPILY run Into, like they Sprint OUT of DFAC!! only w/Smiling faces. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:16:51 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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45. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

more of Sam!!'s HowToTellYou'reAtMWRtent!! iraq is so hot but when you get near the airConditioned tent, temps drop about 100 degrees!! Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:13:18 AM via web from Copper River, AK

54. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

wow, you can LOOK at Location and see a list. I just made mine CaptCook hotel. They had a GrandPiano in their lobby. I'd play that now&then. Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:02:12 AM via web from Captain Cook Barber Shop, Anchorage
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55. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

HA!! my twitter location is downtownAnchorage. Must be asleep drunk in "that" alley again. Or else taken a break behind a bar I'm workin in! Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:00:00 AM via web from Downtown, Anchorage
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56. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Think I'll take an old cassette player or old cd player apart and make a small Tattoo Gun!! d:oP Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:05:38 AM via web from Downtown, Anchorage
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57. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

But my violin is ok. And of course, my cd's and cassette tapes are still good. d:oP Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:02:54 AM via web from Downtown, Anchorage
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58. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Well. lil' Sisters guitar is shot!! I joke of course. Just that theNut is cracked. a tiny, small but essential piece. Even MY guitar is same Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:00:57 AM via web from Downtown, Anchorage
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61. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

*just in lov with that one HousePartyChefGal on food network* She's cute. Been watching her all hour. *sigh* Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:07:48 AM via web
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62. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

well.. hell. If I could even "Run", much less run round with cute shaggyDoo draping my eyes. But theVillageChixxx!! luvs me anyways!! Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:06:38 AM via web
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63. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I mean, if I could run around w/ beatles mopCut/ShaggyDoo on my head and pull off a Cute look I'd do it. But I have hi&Tight fade. d:oP Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:05:14 AM via web
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64. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

lil Neph looks like that celebJustinB, one villageGirl!! is googooEyed over Neph!! *sigh* lov is cute. Well. It's buzzCut for lil Neph soon! Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:03:57 AM via web
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65. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehNeph!!, tehSis!! went w/Mom to town. Leavin' me to tend food on the stove and watching FoodNetwork tv!! Yumm. Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:02:21 AM via web
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66. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

darn laptop clock!!, I'm still on Iraq time and of course, this being AK w/Sunshine 18+hrs a day my windows blacked out. Today Im up at noon Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:01:11 AM via web
82. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

woops, forgot I brought back chicken fast food, too sick to eat earlier. *searches for food in tehDark!!* Friday, July 09, 2010 1:25:11 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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83. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

so far though, no takers on a few people I said to give me their snailMail, d:o( I won't be near a PostOffice in Iraq need to mail from AK. Friday, July 09, 2010 1:22:06 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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84. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

finally got MomsCamera pics & vids to work on my laptop via Free download of quicktime, Will also burn AK stuff CD's to mail out. Friday, July 09, 2010 1:19:57 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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85. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

big headache today, not enough water I guess. cool AK isn't tripleDigit iraq, but still. Tylenol & napped a couple times I'm fine. Friday, July 09, 2010 1:17:01 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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86. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

@foodwinemarcy ha marcy, tehWay to someones heart is thru theSternum!! but first I'd try food too. lovs, Sam!! Friday, July 09, 2010 1:14:58 PM via web from Copper River, AK in reply to foodwinemarcy

104. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

actually as last resort I'm grabbing pen, paper and snailMailing everyone!! Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:33:51 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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105. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

aarrggg!, been trying to get windows media to work from new cameras w/videos onto my laptop. As last resort, dwnldg new plugins. Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:32:30 AM via web from Copper River, AK
107. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

FunEBune sitting outside allll day in her cage. She's eating still!! Thursday, July 08, 2010 7:20:53 AM via web
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108. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

now we eat Salmon, mac & cheese, and my fave dessert, Fruit & IceCream. There was Last cantaloup at theGenStore. two 1/2gals & fruit =$20! Thursday, July 08, 2010 7:19:57 AM via web
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109. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

wow, theNephs!! & Sis and their DayHikeGroup went north to Paxxon area instead. They had fun, no one got lost. Thursday, July 08, 2010 7:17:23 AM via web

112. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

gonna run down to tehVillageGeneralStore!! where nothing specific is sold. tehNephs & lilSis aren't back yet from their day hike. Thursday, July 08, 2010 5:33:37 AM via web from Copper River, AK
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126. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

lil sis & Nephs!! and other villageChildren went on a dayHike. less hope they can run faster than theVillageChicks!! that are with them!! Wednesday, July 07, 2010 11:37:33 PM via web from Copper River, AK
133. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

we're babysittin' a Fishwheel for awhile, Got 2 small Salmon from it already. Usually theKings are jumping into your arms!! >--//}+> Wednesday, July 07, 2010 7:55:46 PM via web from Copper River, AK

136. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I mean, as old as I am VerySoonOff(to)Pee!! d:oP Wednesday, July 07, 2010 1:26:22 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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137. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

My old job of VillagePublicSafetyOfficer prepared me for my time in the bars & kitchens of Anchorage. VintageStockOldProduction?!.... Wednesday, July 07, 2010 1:24:40 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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138. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

"it just hit me!!" for me can be quite literal as any cute VillageChick!! in vicinity often swings/hurls something at me. I'm not your cop!! Wednesday, July 07, 2010 1:18:12 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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139. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

quiet village, colorful sunsets, hordes of Mosquitos!! Only in Alaska!! Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:26:53 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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140. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

harvested 2 salmon earlier yesterday. We Natives get to do stuff for free what Tourists pay thou$and$ to do. I video a BunnyRabbit too. Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:25:32 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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141. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I look at my violin and think, hmmmmm, I can also see myself playing reels & jigs at some lil' bistro too!! oh.. And I saw Uru & Den Soccer. Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:22:05 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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142. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Already I have plans to do voTech somewhere, get basic CulinaryDegree/Certificate and specialize from there. Foods, Wine & Desserts. Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:19:30 PM via web from Copper River, AK
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143. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Spent time this eve watching foodNetwork!! I like that one guys show "Dinner:IMPOSSIBLE", and of course, life wouldn't be complete w/o Cake! Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:17:26 PM via web from Copper River, AK

151. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

well, time to get up and go see if GrammaBunyan (mama) wants any more trees cut down. Tuesday, July 06, 2010 9:57:36 PM via web
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152. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

for a family of Outsiders that moved here almost 20yrs ago, we're spread out all across theVillage!!, at times We Are theVillage!! d:oD Tuesday, July 06, 2010 9:54:28 PM via web
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153. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

village still intact, 4thJulyNephews w/All digits!! Still HERE. We have Old house, New one, Sisters & mine, dad's trailer. Plenty to hide in Tuesday, July 06, 2010 9:52:01 PM via web

159. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

recovering from first day chainSawing down trees, after I ran out of fuel & barOil just used "sawing" motion. Poor lil' arms hurt!! d:oP Tuesday, July 06, 2010 1:58:14 PM via web
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167. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4oJS!! do I have to spell it out for you!! Keep theSparklers away from child.... (looks at Sam).. oh. never mind. Monday, July 05, 2010 7:29:22 AM via web
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168. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4oJS!! he would have been 3rd of july, but was sittin' at picnic table eating hotdogs when rollcall happened. Monday, July 05, 2010 7:21:44 AM via web
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169. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4oJS!! more villageGetOut!!(of) than villageBlowOut!! Monday, July 05, 2010 7:17:16 AM via web
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170. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4thofJulySam!! annoying people's sleep 365 days a year, and not just on this holiday, and not just by fireworks. By posting to theInternet!! Monday, July 05, 2010 7:12:00 AM via web
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171. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4thofJulySam!! moreSparklers than loud Flashy Rocket?!! meh, more Punk!! d:o) Monday, July 05, 2010 7:10:12 AM via web
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172. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Surrounded by annoying, buzzing, persistant lil' critters. Alaskan mosquitos? you wonder, no, tehNephews!! d:oP Monday, July 05, 2010 7:04:44 AM via web
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173. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

...cos he's a Recruiter!! LOL He ran faster than me though. d:o( Monday, July 05, 2010 7:02:53 AM via web
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174. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

4thofJulySam!! feeling older than this country itself!!, And wondering how Death!! is doing! (an 50+ priorServiceman that graduated w/us)... Monday, July 05, 2010 7:01:55 AM via web
176. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! Take me drunk, I'm home!! Isn't a play on words. A cute VillageChick!!, whom WAS drinking, come by and Sam!! needed a ride. Monday, July 05, 2010 2:20:04 AM via web
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177. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! he's out of Iraq and into theShack!! and it's such a quaint village!! house too, Leans more than Him!! and he's drinking!! Monday, July 05, 2010 2:16:57 AM via web
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178. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! "Who am I, Why am I here, Where Am I going....Officer!?" isn't just rhetorical questions for Sam!!, he needs to know these things!! Monday, July 05, 2010 2:08:22 AM via web
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179. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! there are no hard streets in tehVillage!! So no more "found facedown intehGutter" for Sam!! Instead, he's drinking by side of road! Monday, July 05, 2010 2:06:03 AM via web
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180. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! all cars n trucks in Alaska are just crash-test models cos, if they can hold up against a Moose strike they'll hold up anywhere else Monday, July 05, 2010 2:01:27 AM via web
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181. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

....go to the rivers and tell me Who's lil' kids have come back after being gone 7 yrs!? d:oP >--\\\+> Monday, July 05, 2010 1:58:45 AM via web
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182. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! most Alaskans will always take care of each others kids someway somehow, it's just how it is, Don't believe me? ..... Monday, July 05, 2010 1:57:01 AM via web
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183. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! You say Tomato or Tahmahto, but he says Fries or Soup!! Monday, July 05, 2010 1:53:39 AM via web
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184. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! sgtMom!! was theOriginalBlackHat though nowadays she wears grannyGardenHats but don't let that fool you. Monday, July 05, 2010 1:50:05 AM via web
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185. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! he no longer sits AROUND theHouse due to bodyweight loss in iraq, however, now home on leave "he sits around the house!!" Monday, July 05, 2010 1:44:36 AM via web
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186. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! he no longer lords title "HottestArmyManoftheYear" over the rest of you, mostly cos he's no longer in +115F Iraq anymore!! Monday, July 05, 2010 1:42:42 AM via web

189. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! he is to Army what theBlackEyedPeas are to music. Cos he gives theArmy 2 of them, and he goes several times a night!! d:o( Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:48:35 PM via web
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190. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! I'm no longer a Fobbit (one that never leaves theFOB/forwardOpsBase) instead I'm an Idiot!! (gone back to theVillage!!) Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:46:47 PM via web
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191. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! I go from theGimme, gimme give me that of theMWR tent. straight home to my visitingNephews!! Boy they want everything too! Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:43:46 PM via web
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192. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! I go from utter chaos of theMWRtent and hearing monotonous tone of theVivezulas on Soccer tv to theVillage!!.. and Mom!! Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:21:51 PM via web
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193. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

givin' heat theColdShoulder!!, by visiting theMom!! of theCutestVillageChick!! and using "her" shoulder to ward off said. heat. Uhm. yeah. Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:19:09 PM via web
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194. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

lol, who needs Pron when you can watch womens tennis!! Right now it's tag team doubles knockin' balls around and they're half dressed!! d:oP Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:06:03 PM via web
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195. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

it's so cool here, no baking sun, I'm not sweating!!, it was dark last night when I got up to pee. 6 times. Wait. it's dark at night in Iraq Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:02:34 PM via web
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196. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehFam!! went to church, leaving tehSam!! w/tehVillage!!, and this lil' Pom dog. At least we're not cut off from civilization we have sat tv Sunday, July 04, 2010 8:59:07 PM via web
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197. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! wishes Amrika a happyBirfday!! d:oD Sunday, July 04, 2010 8:55:56 PM via web

219. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

If so, a career in PsychologicalOperations should be your next career move!! (ha!!, my next career move should be a PushUp!!) Saturday, July 03, 2010 12:00:50 PM via web
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220. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

have u ever wanted a more dramatic impact on lives of millions of people? (aside from what trauma / Impact a bullet can do to Haji? uhm, no) Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:58:51 AM via web
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221. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

do u have what it takes to influence foreign governments & populations worldwide!? (aside from my bitter complaints to iraq gov about trash) Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:55:26 AM via web
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222. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehPFCSam!!, do u have what it takes to operate Independently? (besides me sneaking off to go places all by myself?) Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:51:21 AM via web
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223. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LOL@ armyEmail site, which, aside from complaining to my recruiter, I never use, but this emailGem came across my Inbox..last month. Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:49:25 AM via web
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224. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

listenin' to CelticDreams by tommy eyre, lov cd 1 the best. Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:16:41 AM via web
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225. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

time to change the guitar strings, guess lilSis wasn't playing and keeping things in tune&in check. Relaxing on a bed, listen to CD music. Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:14:21 AM via web
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226. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

big drive tomorrow!! Off to squarebanks. Think I'll wear civilian clothes, no uniform. Saturday, July 03, 2010 8:45:48 AM via web
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227. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

wow, what kinda idiot labels his gloves!?, S-a-m-u-e-l L-F-l.... oh.. I rest my case. Anyway, it's good to dig through old stuff in my room! Saturday, July 03, 2010 8:44:36 AM via web
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228. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

fatal accident on theGlennHwy yesterday, but we had already passed by before it happened. Loved the scenery of Anchorage,Palmer, No trash!! Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:18:33 AM via web
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229. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

stopped off north of Anchorage where lil' Sister stayed the summer in a cabin all her own. Took tons of pics..of theCat!! .. Ozzy, heyYou! Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:16:14 AM via web
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230. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! stopped at tacoBell, Lil sis ordered Margarita pop w/herMeal. NO!! drinking is not the answer Shayne!!...order one for big brother! Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:13:48 AM via web
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231. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! still AlaskaVillage!! owned&Operated no matter where he goes. d:o( Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:09:17 AM via web
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232. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! armyOWNED!! since, about a year ago. d:o( Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:08:14 AM via web
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283. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! at least theVillage!! gets their Idiot back for a short time before relinquishing him back to Army Ownage!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 8:57:19 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage

286. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! it's tehAlaksinVillage!!, why send tehSam!! anywhere else!? Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:52:05 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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287. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! when Sam!! comes back to tehVillage!! from R&Rleave, it'll be like. When a tree falls in tehWoods, Does anyone give a damn?! Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:50:32 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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288. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! w/theAlaskanVillagers!!, any rental (5th, 10th etc) is always free!! Cos they can steal stuff ANY time instead of rentin' it. Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:46:28 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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289. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! w/Sam!! age is just his shoe size, and his experience comes not from "theCrust on Top", but from those scaley, scabby, painful.... Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:43:33 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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290. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! Sam!! used to be surrounded by huge villageChicks w/Racks!!, now he's in Iraq but he hasn't shot any moose to get theAntlers, sheesh Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:40:24 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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291. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! tehVillagers I once arrested as PublicSafety can drink all they want in front of me, however I can Recon & steal that booze unseen! Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:38:00 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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292. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! theVillagers can be professional as well, Prompt,Thorough,Concerned!!-Quik 2 meet me, Quik to dump my pack and concerned I'm there!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:33:56 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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293. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LAITW!! I'll be countin' theStars at night-cos Mom sold my tent!! I'll be livin' w/in my means-w/in shootin' range of my Mean relatives!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:26:37 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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294. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

LookAtItThisWay!! I'm goin' back 2 tehVillage!! I'll stay on trac-while being run over by msDemeanor's sledTracs!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:24:03 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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295. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

look at it this way, I'm goin back to tehVillage!! birdWatching!!-girls flippin me off. Dancin till dawn!!-till Dawn stops me d:oP Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:19:38 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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296. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

ho hum, wide awake, nothin' to do!! Won't someone come take me away!!... to mcdonalds!? Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:50:12 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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297. Trish Karmacidal

@SLFlyinghorse How much longer til you leave to your moms? Call me! Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:07:31 PM via web in reply to SLFlyinghorse
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298. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

wow, a box in my hotel room, theres people in it, they tell me news, sing to me, tell me storys, entertain me!! it says Sylvania on tehFront Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:05:19 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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299. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

53degF!!, and I had no idea 4th of july was here, I'm a workin' man, I forget things like this!! *embarassed* Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:00:17 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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300. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

gorgeous mountain scenery, i can smell the ocean, i still see snow on the peaks, NO trash in the streets. Welcome to America!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:48:25 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
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301. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

darn hotel wifi, move 2' and connection lost, and what the hell?, TwitterLocater has me in NorthStar. btw, thats alcohol & drug rehab!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:26:43 PM via web from North Star, Anchorage
304. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Safe? here in Anchorage, an beautiful AlaskanChick!! met me at AirPo!!, Well, I guess I'm not exactly safe, but ALIVE nonetheLess, & fed!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 12:55:24 PM via web

330. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

gotta go, lovs. theSam!! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:00:21 AM via web
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331. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

the language here in Ireland is like ours. Thought it would be different. Toilets, DrinkingWater, Smoking area etc. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:00:05 AM via web
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332. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

Think I'll bring my violin back w/ me!! It's not that my chu mate talks to me anyways!! mr Gamer!!, mr Headphones on. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:58:48 AM via web

334. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

it's 0355hrs, do you know where theSam!! is?!, neither does he!! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:57:15 AM via web
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335. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

At least I'm not in an oven anymore. Or feels like a giant hairdryer is always upon me. I don't miss Iraq. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:56:09 AM via web
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336. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

They bodyscanned us w/ those giant machines in Kuwait. Could see tv monitor behind screen at certain angles. *buffaloBill poses w/Music* LOL Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:53:44 AM via web
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337. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

good thing I put my backpack in w/Luggage!! les hope theLaptop holds out.... wait. Then who's laptop am I on now?!.... Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:51:23 AM via web
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338. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I came to Ireland prepared. I was staggering out the exit doors and stumbling down the ramps!! d:oP Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:49:02 AM via web
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339. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

not that I'm not much older than the jumboJet that brought me here, but we're close. mr 40something year old me!! d:oP Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:48:08 AM via web

341. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

brand new fireResistant ACU's for the trip, new boots, new Blisters too!! At least I creak and sway Authentically now!! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:46:08 AM via web
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342. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

though I wish I could be reeling in drunken revelry, or at least trying to focus my eyes from Stoli or 151 rum!! Maybe next time. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:44:32 AM via web
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343. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

after soaking in theKuwaiti sun a few hours and then sitting in flight. I'm still reeling from the freePurfume samples from kioskToiletries. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:43:39 AM via web
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344. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

welcome to w.h.Smiths kiosk!! free pints for every 100Euros purchase!! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:42:24 AM via web
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345. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

they say that between a Lakota's Liver & his Nose it's hard to tell him from an Irishman, except they both sound funny when talking. Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:41:09 AM via web
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346. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

....although I'd prefer my Pants to be first place to go, it's easy, convenient and keeps me warm!! (not really but I need to entertain you) Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:39:57 AM via web
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347. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

0335hrs ShannonAirport, Ireland. Brief stop here along the way back to Amrika!! d:oP I like Irish, cos in Latrine you pee against the wall!! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:38:29 AM via web
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402. Lisa Sparxxx Lisa_Sparxxx

@SLFlyinghorse but what if I like both milk and biscuits...lol Monday, June 28, 2010 3:32:02 AM via web in reply to SLFlyinghorse
407. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

*sigh* I'll miss my PsychVisit since I'm on RnR Leave, Anyone wanna be stand-in Psychiatrist? You can chat w/me. Remember, HIPPA dont apply! Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:40:51 PM via web
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408. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehMoves-Real-Slow is surfin' at theGrab&Go (sandwich bar) Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:31:12 PM via web
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409. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

the Is-230 rode the C-130!!, it probably thought I weighed 330!! Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:30:12 PM via web
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410. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! I see BluePeople!!, they're everywhere, they don't even know they're Civilians!! (tehSixSense) of course I poke fun at airFarce. Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:13:08 PM via web
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411. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

karma's awesome!! At PX, forgot my EagleCashcard pin, An Sgt behind me bought my alarmClock!! At Warrior, cashiers slide tehCard!! Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:03:27 PM via web
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412. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

I'm so happy to find a USO, cos they most always have music room, I got to pick on 1 for a bit. Electronic tuned both w/my Korg chromatic. Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:00:18 PM via web
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413. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

And oddly enough, at terminal in FOB Warrior, we watched ConAir!!, LOL, "nothin's sadder than an Agents lost his bladder in tehAirplane!" Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:57:55 PM via web
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414. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

@Lisa_Sparxxx lisaLisa!!, I always ask Milk or Biscuits!! To find out if she's a catLOver or dog fan. Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:55:43 PM via web in reply to Lisa_Sparxxx
416. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!! theCad!! is still north of Baghdad, Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:54:02 PM via web
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417. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! from bad to Balad!! And it gets better. On the 1hr flight he almost lost his bladder!! LOL, uhm, not really. But i must entertain!! Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:53:05 PM via web

452. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSoldierSam!!, tehSamLeave video is just that!! Sam!!, Just leave!! d:oP uh.. I'mma head back to my chu cos I need to be up early tomorrow Friday, June 25, 2010 11:48:31 PM via web
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453. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSoldierSam!! from Patrol to Patron!!, from DFac to cheeseMac!! (mom's cookin') Friday, June 25, 2010 11:43:38 PM via web
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454. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSoldierSam!! more detriment than regiment!!, more wine by theGallon than battalion!!, more worst than 1st!! d:oP 12:06 PM Jun 25th via web
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455. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSoldierSam!!, Booted from Iraq!!, will make like a tree and Leaf tehCountreh in a few hours. 12:04 PM Jun 25th via web

465. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!!, he's so musical. that, like ChristinaA w/her "JeanieInABottle", In theVillage!! he's got a "TeenieWITHaBottle!!", ooooohhhooooOOO! 5:08 AM Jun 25th via web

468. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehArmehSam!!, from dogFacedSoldier!! (3rd ID) to dogsFecesONSoldier!! Erh, on his Boots. Cos Gramma will make me feed her sledDogs 2 weeks. 3:33 AM Jun 25th via web
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469. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehArmySam!!, from PTfail!! to Granma's Water Pail!!, It's not like she don't live 10meters from theCreek and could get it herself!! d:o( 3:28 AM Jun 25th via web
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470. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehArmehSam!!, from ArmyMWR to Mom'sLawnMOWER!! Less hope Mama's out of gas and oil for Sam!!'s 2 weeks leave. 3:26 AM Jun 25th via web
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471. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!!, from MWR tent to oneMan pupTent!! Unless Mama sold that tent, leaving her son to sleep out in Dad's trailer (again like winter 05) 3:22 AM Jun 25th via web
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472. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

theSam!!, from tehFOBAirForceVillage!! to theAlaskanVillage!!, Either place, tehCuteChicks hate him just tehSame!! d:oP 3:20 AM Jun 25th via web
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473. Samuel L Flyinghorse SLFlyinghorse

tehSam!! from Iraq, to Islack!! (at home on leave) Well. actually he's still slacking on deployment, always has!! d:oP 3:19 AM Jun 25th via web
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theAnt & theGrassHopper

2010-06-17T06:07:00.001-08:00

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER:

This one is a little different... Two Different Versions... Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away...

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the Grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share..

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.

I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant and not a grasshopper!

Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it, anyway.

June 2010 more of Sam!!'s How To Tell!!....

2010-06-12T08:43:00.001-08:00

June 2010 more of theSam!!'s "How To Tell!!" (that the hot Iraqi sun's gone cooked his Lakota brain!!)
Just read these inane Twitter posts!!

-too afraid to log into cafeWorld, theEmps might wanna be paid, I'll have to wash dishes again, and AnyaStoli is probly still sobbin at bar!

-too afraid to play CallOfDuty again, I shot captMcTavish in theBlizzard, dude, wear black or something!! not white like the badguys....

-but then I remembered I'm Lakota, and capt is WHITE, They stole our lands!! So I emptied a clip on him. I love Call Of Duty.
-I tried to eat at BurgerWorld, hey guys, Its not like YOU don't have any guns to repel enemies. I'm starving, besides we blew the Pizzaplace

-And running thru the nice neighborhoods, I cried so hard in one Mansion, our shootout destroyed theWineCellar. *boo-hoo-hoo* I hate CoD!!

-i love CafeWorld though, "chef made too much linguini and needs to give to his friends". He looks surprised as one chefBoss of mine....

-surprised as when we found out he cheats on his wife, a Popo friend of mine. LOL, a game is Life and life is not a game.

-Never trust a skinnyChef, never trust a soberBarTender, Never accept a MakeUpArtist at faceValue

-HowToTell!! is back, erh... for as long as Sam!! is Inet connected. Actually, HTT!! is back as long as his attention span holds ou...
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-theSam!!'s HowToTell!! you're at MWR/moraleWelfare&Recreation tent. You see the flames from thePopcorn machine fire 500meters away!!

-HTT!! you're at MWR tent, you also see heavy smoke from theSmokers gathered outside. Thick smoke is Cigars, lite smoke Imports....

-...white smoke those foul Gauloises sticks, Green smoke is theGoodStuff!! and acrid yellow smoke is Sam!!'s popcorn w/too much butter!!

-httyatMWRt!!, people gathered n lined up outside for miles around for the free Wifi!!, but mostly to complain again it being out 4th day now

-httyaMWRt!! acrid popcorn smoke, heavySmoker stench, the sound of gunfire from CallOfDuty marathon and that's JUST Sam!!, let alone others!!

-httyaMWRt!! theSgts and Sam!! are coccooned in Cold while everyone else suffers in 120+degF heat. We do give out paperFans ya' know!!
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-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
just wait around by PX and you'll see at least one or 2 soldiers run by on their way to work w/ HUGE shit eatin' grins on their faces!! Just follow them to the MWR tent.

Either that or they're daily visitors to theMWR tent that got too much salt seasoning in their free popcorn, or the batteries in their XBoc remotes went dead half way through the game, OR they're on their way to beat the shit out of Sam!! cos they blame him for free Wifi being out a week now!!

-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
you see and smell OLD people when you first step in!! Then, after the Cold air conditioning wafts the scent of Sam!! away from you you smell the burnt odor of popcorn, spilled Monster & Coke and then you smell "Him" again, a faint tinge of Axe body spray, Old spice stick deodorant and ACU's worn a week at a time!!

-theSam!!'s How To... a fuck it. You get the picture.
he locks the door (just like he locks his chu door) and you have to bang on it several minutes just to get in.
*Hint-hint* Just head to the back door and wiggle the handle and You're In!!, proceed to front counter (or the darkened movie room where he sleeps on the sofa) and beat the shit out of him!!

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
No One welcomes you or acknowledges your presence when you first step in, even when you shout loudly and hurl stuff at the sleeping Soldier behind the front desk!!
It gets even worse when he's playing on Sgts game console, Sam!! won't even look at you when you throw stuff at him.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
when you look at the MWR tent from the outside, it's faded yellow and in disrepair from years and years of sitting in the hot Iraqi sun, but when you look at the tent from the Inside, it's just trashed out from Sam!! moving in 8 days ago to help out MWR staff.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's hard to tell the ratted, tatted military veterans from the ratted, tatted life-sized wall murals, Just wait a minute and see if any people or Murals heads outside for a smoke break!!
If the wall Murals step outside for a smoke break, you're in the hardened concrete blastShelter bunkers located right next to the MWR.
If you're on the large concrete patio and Sam!! is passed out face down next to a push broom, don't worry, he's just heatExhausted out from the sun, pour water on him he'll be alright, he always wakes up for chowtime!!

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
now and then a game of Bingo will break out or solitairre and fun & good times will be had by all present......... behind theDesk!!
Just try not to disturb Sam!! or the Sgts during their "awake" moments please. And don't break them boys up when they fist fight over the correct dice count for Dominos.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
Soldiers, Airmen and dustBunnies LIVE at theRec center, heck!!, when things are busy and he can't leave the front desk, Sam!! is comfy enough about things to quietly kneel behind the desk to fill up a piss bottle!!

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier reading a Gun magazine it's theSgt, if you see an ethnicSoldier holding up an ethnicHair magazine it's theOther Sgt, if you see a magazine being held up and two eyeholes are cut out of it and said Soldier is peeking at you-it's Sam!!

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier eating, sleeping, playing video games, surfing theInet behind the helpDesk it's not necessarily Sam!!
All them Sgts, Specialists and privateSam!! are Old, balding/closeHaircut, graying hair, kinda paunched/gutted/loveHandles upon them and O-L-D, really really, real OLD!! (even the teeny bopper Spec on nightShift)

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's easy enough, theMWR's so green we recycle our Personnel and keep theElectronics/Computers/Frig & freezer for decades.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the baseball bats are within reach, the battleRifles are kept locked & loaded and the LaserJetPrinter is big enough to hide theEscapeDoor should power go out once again during Sports team playoffs, or when theInet goes out unexpectedly, or even when people get sick and tired of eating popcorn and decide to assault Sam!! & the Sgts behind the helpDesk.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the gungHo cuthroat Out for Blood filthy rich Contractors wear black, the Civilians wear AirForce blue, theWell dressed articulate people of color are the Afrikan security contractors, theUncouth, loud unruly guys are the1stSgts and above, the People in desertTan don't exist so don't look at them!!
And those old, broke down people behind the helpDesk are.... well. You know.

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
you're not doing anything worthwhile on deployment, just hanging out and skating by so you come here to watch tv, play video games, or end up behind theDesk!! d:oP

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
used to be when theAirForce girls were in charge, there was plenty hipShaking, cleavageJuggling and babyMaking at MWR but now that Army took over, the1stSgt still removes his leg and hip to threaten people w/ it and Sam!! still panders for tips flashing his manBoobs (anything to raise cash for our MWR funds) and perhaps once a week, maybe twice a month, Sam!! still "drops theKids off at thePool" *wink-wink*

-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
theLakota behind theDesk will raise his head in wonder when someone orders an energy drink, "theBigGreenMonster", thinking it's HIM they speak of.
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lovs, MWRSam!!

Looking Ahead!!

2010-06-02T04:38:00.006-08:00

theSam!! looks ahead by LookingBack (at what he's done in life). I went to KregsList on tehNet!! for inspiration on this blog post, besides, I might be a Civilian sooner than I think!! and it helps to always be prepared for the eventual transition.

-theSam!! Looks Ahead,
Looking for a dedicated, hardworking, clean and dependable dishwasher for a great downtown fine dining restaurant.
There are responsibilities outside of dishwashing like janitorial and minor groudskeeping.

competetive pay, friendly staff and great working environment.

please e-mail with resumes
Experience in dishwashing required!!

theSam!! Translates theAd for You!!
Looking for a careerDeadEnded, Desparate individual who at least wipes his nose on his shirt and combs his hair (nothing else in required!! unless you apply for chef'sHelper then you must zip your fly and have your shirt on outsideOut and front forward)

Must only be dependable in as much as you can depend on Us to feed you daily at shifts end and that you won't drink from our boxed cooking Wine until we throw it out after 3weeks

(besides, you'll have plenty of daily FRESH glasses of unConsumed wine, vodka gimlets, champagne flutes and tallPints of beer to pick from when trays and trays of the stuff come to you for warewashing)

theSam!! sez, as for theFineDining part, there were a couple places he stepped into and then RAN Out of coz, what with the Roaches, bugs and rodents zipping around all over the place, THAT was "Monetary FINES" enough just waiting to happen.... again!!

As for the "Other" responsibilities outside of DishWashing, let's just say that you'll be HeadGopher!!, you'll be fetching this that and the other for everyone else in your establishment where you'll work

Now don't get me wrong here, but it's pretty darn funny to be working at one of the hottest places in town and yet, 4 times a week ALL kitchen and wait staff pool $ together and order out for Pizza or else, send YOU down the street for appetizers or else across theAlley way for chicken wings-it's funny, sad and true.

You'll be Chauffeur for Owners & Staff on all major drinking holidays and if you don't have a drivers license don't worry. After management drops their wallets when you all BarHop, just flash SomeOne elses I.D. when theBoss slurs at you,

"you do HAVE a drivvers lushenz... yahhs!?", just smile and nod as you slip 'em his wife's I.D., or theSousChefs photo then hit the gas pedal!!

As for theGroundsKeeping part, don't tell ANYONE that you used to do Cosmetology, cos then you'll be doing "maintainance" upon eyeBrows, mustaches, beards as well as bikiniWaxing.

Trust me, I used to do everything like that when I was Cosmetologist, and of course, when you work around "entitled" Food & Beverage Industry people, you'll be expected to still do anything and everything you once did in life, trust me.

The only thing I have to say about the "Friendly Staff" info is that theStick that Management will beat you with won't hurt so much after fellow Staffers share their drinks with you or offer their weed,

Why'd you think I decided to drink when I turned 40 in 2007!?, cos I had to make a hard, final choice in life regarding the restaurant work I had started, so I decided to Imbibe and to do it with food and later on, perhaps include Cigars in the mix.

It's a choice I am proud of and that I didn't partake of pills and weed from a few staffers I met along the way, seriously.

ratedSam!! =:oP

2010-05-31T14:34:00.002-08:00

here's a few quotes from theSam!!'s leadership on even finding theSoldier in the first place!!

-"like searching for a needle in a haystack, during platoon downtime, then I remembered that he's losing weight w/ forced PT, therefore, he's not food restricted anymore, so we headed straight to burgerKing at theWagonWheel foodcourt!!"

-as we could plainly see from his dismal PT test scores, Recruiting had a hard time finding Quality!!

-"a lot of clicking around!!, then we remembered to take his cigarette lighter, his chapstick and his on-lanyard-to-his-beltloop CHU keys out of his pocket and voila!! It was just the Whif-whif-whif of his of his on-lanyard-to-beltloop Wallet in his OTHER pants pocket!!"

-easy to find INformation yet hard to find inFORMATION, and that's just cause he's so damn big yet he'll literally melt away, evaporate, just disappear literally right in front of you when you need volunteers to do work details-yet he'll never move out of sight of you while being invisible!!

-"he hears so much information that it often creates confusion and a confusedSam!! is creative in hearing any more info you have to offer"

-you have to know what Soldier you're looking for first before even finding him, and that means acting like you don't know what that is and just sit there, soon there he be!!

-I have 20+yrs of Army membership and can verify that this Soldier!? ain't theRealDeal... except for his chubbyChins!!, during jumpingJacks when doing platoon PT his chins and jowls become many and they are real!!

-easy to play with yet he gets bogged down, kinda like when theHumvee truck got bogged down when he took a shortcut route to theFuelFarm!!

"at some point you visited theAlaska!! villageTales blogsite, you might wanna eventually lose interest there buddy!!"

=:oP
lovs, tehSam!!

Latest Events Memorial Day Weekend 2010

2010-05-31T02:12:00.016-08:00

MemorialDay 2010 Weekend

Yesterday our 2nd Platoon got together for a few hours in the late afternoon to early evening for a cookout, to eat burgers, steak, hotdogs and to drink nearBeer, smoke cigarettes, cigars and pull from theHooka!!

As of late, I'm re-assigned to theMayorsCell on FOB WARRIOR, and MayorsCell sent me across base to theAirForceVillage MWR Rec Center.

It seems that ever since I came here to Iraq, things haven't gone as expected for me. I find myself being treated like shit for the last 6 months and it affects me negatively,

You'd think that such hazing, harassment and bullshit would stop after Basic/BootCamp, but it didn't really begin until I got sent to B Company. I never set out to be a shitbag soldier, I never became one either.

I got written up so many times that eventually it all lead to my getting an Article 15 write up, So far, I haven't been judged by the Company Capt guilty or not, but so far, that's what is next is my informal hearing at the lowest company level possible.

It seems that a small group of sr Enlisted sgts and specialists have been against me ever since I got here, they've pretty much said this to me cos it's easier to smoke a soldier than to mentor one and that phrase rings true on a daily basis here.

There's much behind the scenes work related to the following notes, I will post theWriteUps about me, I will post theCommandAssessment about me later on, bottom line here is that this soldier here has been treated unfairly, treated disrespectfully and has been assaulted more than once physically by bullying srEnlisted.

It all started by peers changing my name, Flyinghorse to bigDick, to horseDick and so on, it was all in good fun but kept going and going and soon, when that wave of popularity regarding the buying of those sexToys, "FleshLights" by a lot of Platoon members, then it was, "hey horseDick, why'nt you get one of those fleshlights?, here you can use mine, I cleaned it!!"

It is true that sexual harassment can be Male-on-Male, and jackAss behavior like what I've experienced from my peers has totally turned me off to this military experience, but my weekly visits to thePsychiatrist at MentalHealth are helping me cope and to rise above the teenage and twentysomething juveniles around me,

Read this because it may be unpleasant to know and certainly is embarassing for the military, but my experiences need to be known, I sure hope no other Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine goes through shit like this, at least it wasn't worse for me.

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K-5 Asleep on Duty Notes

On Sat 08 May 2010 @ K-5 checkPoint I was on CP/CommandPost guard duty up in theGun turret of theHMMWV, my CP guard companion at that time was PFC Jackson (asleep & off duty in the drivers seat). Around 1330hrs I was accused of falling asleep on watch by Sgt Rix. As time came for us to leave K-5, I noticed that PFC Casper was upset with me, he said in passing that I was "going to fuck up the whole platoon later on",

As the Sgts and sr Specialists were standing around as usual doing SI/sensitiveItems equipment checks on everyone in their respective teams I noticed that Specialist Perkins and PFC Casper were more agitated than usual when they gruffly barked orders at me, "Get that trash out of the truck and into the LMTV!!", "Get into your harness, you've got 30 seconds to get up in the turret or I swear to God...." Eventually everyone in Platoon was situated in their respective trucks (HMMWV) and we drove back to FOB.

At 1600hrs after Casper and I finished refitting the Truck (refueling and cleaning out, restocking with water and MRE's food) we parked the truck and I finished locking up the vehicle. I was last one on the truck line and Casper returned to get me, told me to follow him and we went to the main Platoon CHU area where a majority of the Platoon lives (where I used to live before getting assigned into a 2 man CHU and moving next POD over 100m away).

Everyone in my Platoon was gathered in semi-circle and they had each acquired a case of water for themselves. Sgt Rix called told me to drop my gear and sit in theFoldingChair in front of everyone, they put a cold bottle of water in my hand and I had to slowly drink that while everyone else got "smoked" (hard PT session)

Sgt Rix interupted theSmoke session now and then to keep asking me if I fell asleep on CP watch. I did not admit guilt or confess and each time I said "No", thePlt was made to do more pushups, flutterkicks, more pushups then hopping up and doing jumpingJacks then dropping back down for MountainClimbers then pushups, Over and over again, then thePlt had to stop and chug down a bottle of water before continuing this group PT session.

Eventually several Soldiers did have to throw up from this exertion & drinking of large amounts of water, Sgt Rix made everyone throw up on a spot on the ground at me feet, as the Smoke session continued some soldiers would call out to me to confess, others cursed me and yet a few Soldiers did say "I believe you Flyinghorse". Yes I felt badly that everyone had to suffer like this because of me, but I did not fall asleep on watch as accused, therefore I kept saying "NO" everytime Sgt Rix would press me to give in and confess.

During this PT session Sgt Rix was pointing me out to everyone by belittling me, telling everyone I had no heart and that I didn't give a shit about anyone here but myself, that I was selfish and that I was lying about falling asleep on watch. In one hand Sgt Rix held a small folding knife and he was snapping it open and shut and waving & thrusting it around in the air to emphasize his words, to build upon his threatening manner.

I felt uncomfortable w/Sgt Rix screaming at me and leaning in close to me as he stood by me, waving his knife in a threatening manner. I feared for my life and for my safety at this point. I thought that Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins were going to dogPile me and threaten to take me into a CHU to beat the shit out of me (as they had threatened to do w/ PFC Mastrangelo one night last month)

After about 90mins of this Plt PT Sgt Rix started dismissing everyone and he left the area, some of us were left to clean up the empty and half empty water bottles, later on I was sent to my CHU and I gathered my gear and left. One statement that Sgt Rix made to me during that Plt PT session was this, "For the longest time I've been trying to get YOU out of theArmy".

My simple mind can only speculate that Sgt Rix has been the main person behind all those Counseling Statements that had been written against me over the last 5 months, I think this way cos I just assume the worst case oft-times. I could be wrong though but I am lead to believe (even as I type up this report) that the Article 15 charges brought upon me for allegedly falling asleep on duty at K-5 is ultimately reprisal from Sgt Rix. I know that Sgt Rix has never liked me and that somehow he has been against my being here in this B Co. I still fear for my safety & well being here in 1-30th ever since the night of Mon 26 Apr 2010, I report the following.

Mon 26 Apr 2010, ReBlueing Week

That evening we were in our CHU's/containerizedHousingUnits and we see Sgt Rix, Spec Mazzola, Spec Perkins outside our open room door. They're picking up cigarette butts and other trash from around our porch and proceed to move onto behind our CHU's. A few minutes later our Plt gets summoned over to the Main CHU area (where in the story above I witness the Plt getting smoked from the Camp chair) and there's a pile of trash lying on the gravel. Some long boards, some pee bottles, food wrappers, cigarette butts etc.

Sgt Rix gets angry at us Plt members for letting our CHU areas get trashed, he points to the items he and the other Plt leaders picked up moments ago and tells us we shouldn't walk past any trash we see lying about, that we should keep our living areas clean.

We are then dismissed to our CHU's w/ orders to bring back garbage bags and a light to see with (since at this late evening hour of 2030hrs? it was dark). We all return with a bag of some kind and a light source, I had my small MagLight with me but the batteries were dying on it. Sgt Rix told us to go out to the truck line by our HMMWV's and we were made to form a line across the parking lot and we slowly walked the area looking for trash to pick up,

After we had walked down and back a small distance we were then directed to slowly walk the area right where our trucks were parked, my MagLight was slowly going dim at this point, I remember walking next to a couple of soldiers who had bright lights, eventually I ended up walking w/ PFC Jackson and at this time frame, I did hear loud angry voices coming from a small group of soldiers in our Plt.

I did not hear specific words per se coming from certain individuals as it was dark, but I did catch words now and then, "watch yourself", "he's your team leader don't talk like that", and then a scuffle broke out. I could hear gravel crunch under foot and more loud voices as if someone was whispering very loudly "listen here.."

I just kept on picking up trash and soon we were gathered around Sgt Rix and he started yelling at us all. I could see him in the darkness, he was agitated and worked up about something. He was smacking his fists together, fist into open hand and waving his arms as he yelled at us openly challenging anyone that didn't like the way he was doing things to step up right now. "Come on, come on, anyone step up here. I'm hoping someone will...".

We knew that he was wanting to fight and at that time I was troubled that Sgt Rix had to resort to such tactics to keep control of us Plt members. I considered his actions as uncreative in leadership style because you don't smoke the personnel you're in charge of just for fun or belittle them, humiliate them publicly NOR do you consider your Soldiers you are in charge of as theEnemy to the extent that you feel you have to prove something by fighting them.

A part of me wanted to step up to the challenge but I didn't, cos getting in trouble for fighting isn't something I want and especially for some silly reason as Sgt Rix getting mad at us for trash around our CHU areas (most of which was never put there by us) Besides, I have a respect for human life and for personal safety and well being of everyone around me. I did not want to hurt Sgt Rix nor did I want him to hurt me. I was too tired from current patrol hours and from PT and lack of sleep so I stood there and watched Sgt Rix scream and yell, cuss at us before letting us go for the night.

As I walked back to my CHU I observed Spec Mazzola walking with us/me to my CHU, he and another Sgt wanted to get into my CHU and get PFC Mastrangelo's weapon (as we were roommates in the same CHU) to get all his Ammo and we had to put these items into the CHU next door, I observed the Sgts and Spec even taking out any wiring lying about (as the previous tenants of our CHU had left behind lots of phoneWire, Internet wire and lots of powerCords-feet and yard lengths of these items we just coiled up and put aside)

I thought that perhaps PFC Mastrangelo was in trouble, from all the shouting and scuffling I previously heard out in the parking lot, and the Sgts and Spec with us, emptying out my CHU of weapons and other things that could be used to harm another individual, they pretty much inferred to us/me that PFC Mastrangelo had been back talking Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins and made suicidal statements, which was the reason for removing all weaponry and wiring from my CHU.

There was even talk of posting CHU guards for PFC Mastrangelo but no one ever ordered such a thing, we were then free for the night and PFC Mastrangelo came back to us soldiers in our CHU pod and told us what happened to him earlier.

Apparently PFC Mastrangelo had been back talking Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins while we all were picking up trash on the truck line, and Spec Mazzola was giving orders to Mastrangelo when, for reasons known only to Mastrangelo, he back talked Mazzola and said words to effect of, "You'd better watch your back when we get back to Fort Stewart"

And when Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins stepped in yelled at Mastrangelo he uttered to them in response words to effect of, "We ALL have Force Pro" and then he was dogpiled by Spec Mazzola and Perkins & Sgt Rix. It was then that Spec Perkins hissed loudly in Mastrangelo's ear "now listen here boy..." and Mastrangelo was then threatened by Perkins that they (Specialists & Sgt) would take him (Mastrangelo) into a vacant CHU and lock the door and beat the shit out of him and no one would ever know.

I can understand that PFC Mastrangelo, theSgt and Specialists, even us Soldiers not involved in this dogpile were stressed from the ReBluing week, stressed from this Deployment, there's a lot of variables here that made us all act the way we did. And I can understand the Sgt and Specialists taking precautions like removing weapons from my CHU, but here's what I personally don't like nor do I agree with, That the Leadership, which was Sgt Rix, Spec Perkins and Spec Mazzola had to in turn, stoop to the immature level of PFC Mastrangelo and threaten him in return.

Good effective leaders don't do that, good effective leaders don't reign by terror, by threatening unlawful kidnapping, confinement and beating of a subordinate. I don't agree with that. And these actions on part of Sgt Rix, Spec Perkins that night in Apr were foremost in my mind that afternoon of Sat 08 May when Sgt Rix was walking close to me in the PT circle with his folderKnife in his hands and brandishing it.

It saddens me and breaks my heart to have experienced other unpleasant behavior from Sgt Rix over the past 6 months. There were several times during our Plt Mobile Sentry city patrols that I was Driver of a HMMWV for Sgt Rix (when he was TC). Often us Drivers, the TC and Gunner wear communication Headsets and we can talk to each other in vehicle without having to broadcast to the rest of the HMMWV's in our convoy or even broadcasting to the B Co CP either.

I would drive for Sgt Rix on Mobile Sentry often in daylight hours when the Iraqi public was out walking about in their streets and sidewalks, women and children were out and about and we'd drive by and Sgt Rix would routinely lewdly comment to us Soldiers, present in the truck, about the Women walking past or standing by.

Sgt Rix would sexualize them and dehumanize the Women and children by saying words to effect of, "I'd fuck her face and finish her ass with my rifle and then rape her daughter", or "She's fuckable.. and then shootable", As for the young men we'd see, Sgt Rix would often make comments about them like, "I'd love to stick my dick up an 11yr old Iraqi boys ass"

Sgt Rix, Spec Perkins, PFC Casper, Sgt Misuraca, Sgt Waters and a few of the other soldiers in our Plt have all openly stated such verbiage about Iraqis and other Sgts, Spec and even our Leadership have condoned this behavior. How do we Soldiers ever expect to honestly protect the Iraqi people from harm from their own terrorists in-their-midst when we Soldiers can't even protect them from ourselves (by speaking so evil of them and by thinking of the Iraqis in that manner)

It's frightening to me currently because I'm here in Iraq with what I regard as ammoral soldiers and we're supposed to be Army strong and uphold American values and we're out on patrol everyday or out on checkPoint. I don't get it.

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Sun 23 May 2010 Room Inspection

Sometime after 0700hrs we had Room Inspections (of our CHU's). Of the 5 chu's on my porch where I live, 4 of us belong to B Co since we were moved out of the main POD 14 area (3 man rooms) and reassigned to POD 15 row 2. Our respective squad & team leaders come over to our chu's to do room inspections other than that we rarely see them at our chu's, they just send other privates & specialists to summon us to various events as needed.

I remember that PT was at 0600hrs and we finished before 07, and I was over by Spec Perkins room in POD 15, then started walking over to my chu at POD 15, Spec Perkins was behind me a short distance with the other team leaders & sgts, and I heard him call out to me in a threatening manner (as he always does) "You better hurry the fuck up and get to your chu!". All the sgts and various teamleaders treat me this way, as they have been for the last 5 months now. You'd think that such hazing / harassment would stop after basic / bootcamp was over right?

When it came time for my chu to be opened up, 2D of POD 15, Spec Perkins and Sgt Rix walked on in and Spec Mazzola trailed behind saying, "I bet you can't even say 'At Ease' Flyinghorse", as is custom for such things when Commissioned Officers and NonComs do enter our rooms. I bellowed "At ease!!" to everyone's amusement.

Spec Perkins and Sgt Rix had apparently taken notice of my wall locker and from time to time previous, had pointed out that it needed to be organized better. I did not understand and still don't, that since all my stuff in my wall locker was either hanging up or in small laundry bags and stacked up on the top shelf how could that be "disOrganized"?

I stood outside my chu and peeked in and observed that one of my small Laundry bags, the one that held all my ShowGirl & Tattoo magazines (ones they sell at the PX) were dumped on the floor. I had also brought with me several sketch pads from which I'd draw upon a sheet, fold up carefully and mail home or to friends in snail mail. I even had some artwork in one sketchpad that I was working on.

I quietly protested the dumping of my personal stuff on the floor, and Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins started to get angry with me as they raised their voices at me. Sgt Rix demanded that all my shit in my chu goes out of my room onto the porch. That's when Spec Perkins grabbed my CarePackage boxes from under my bed and I said "NO". I said that those care package boxes were off limits, don't touch them.

I even remember Sgt Barr was in my chu and he too screamed at me loudly but I don't remember what he said to me, I was looking at him for a moment and remembering the day he got shot back in Feb and how his loud voice today was the same as it was back then when he was thrown screaming and moaning into the back of my HMMWV I was driving and Doc and a few more soldiers piled in back and we all drove speedily back to theFOB. Funny how you remember things like that.

At this time I do believe that PFC Thorpe and Spec Mazzola were in my chu as well as my roommate PFC Mastrangelo whom was on his side of the room. I kept protesting and Sgt Rix turned to someone behind me and demanded "Close that door!", I recalled how last month in Apr when I'd heard of PFC Mastrangelo being dogpiled and threatened in such manner by Spec Perkins and Sgt Rix via being thrown into a chu and the locking of the door and how they were going to beat the shit out of him,

That thought ran through my mind at this time and I knew I had to stand up to what ever Sgt Rix was going to do now. Sgt Rix stepped up to me closely and got face to face with me, nose to nose, he looking up at me and I looking down at him into his shadedEyePro, I couldn't even see his eyes but took comfort that I was staring into my calm reflection and I used that to ground me, to center my emotions even though at the time I did feel extreme fear and did fear for my life, for my safety and well being.

Sgt Rix bumped chests with me, yelling very loudly challenging me to fight him, words just like he uttered that one night back in Apr when he called any of us Plt members out to challenge his authority yet here in my chu he was doing the same thing yet it was more personal, one on one. "raise your hands!!, Put your hands up!!, Put your fucking hands up!!"

I could feel his warm breath and feel saliva, his spit hitting my face most annoying. I was backed into the wall by my bunk yet I still said No, still quietly spoke in the face of his screaming at me and I didn't raise my hands at all, fearing he would take the opportunity to attack me physically. Though I can take care of myself quite well, this wasn't the time or place to lay hands on my Sgt as he was not an enemy of mine, but a part of me wanted to push him away from me, to at least be free of his flying spit but I didn't.

Eventually Sgt Rix stepped away and all during this chest bumping and screaming at me, I felt someone to my right pulling on my arm, I do believe it was PFC Thorpe saying "come on, let's get out of here" but I didn't move. Thorpe pulled on my arm again and then Spec Perkins took over for the remainder of the time that he and Sgt Rix were into my belongings in my chu.

Spec Perkins picked up my 2-3 boxes of colored pencils and a plastic bag of colored pens and told me I had too much stuff. At this point, Spec Perkins handed me an empty laundry bag and told me to hold it open. He started going through my stuff and started tossing out what he thought was junk, things I didn't need. All the while lecturing me upon why I had so much stuff, and how apparently I go to the PX cos I'm bored and I just get stuff and hoard it. I guess Spec Perkins is me and knows why I do what I do (sarcasm)

Spec Perkins went through all my stuff, all my dresser drawers, my 2 green duffel bags, my wall locker, my plastic tote/stack boxes and then my carePackage mail boxes. All this excess stuff was thrown into the trash bin. My sketch pads, my self help books that a Sgt friend gave to me here on FOB, a book I got from MentalHealth to read, all those religious tracts with anecdotes and advice for dealing with Depression and Suicide-stuff that I thought would help me if I ever got to feeling real low in life while on Deployment.

Some of my small notebooks of journals were thrown out, some of my index cards where I kept Patrol Briefing notes w/ names, call signs, phone numbers etc. Stuff that should be KNOWN ONLY to us Soldiers, all got tossed out. Sheesh. I had finally received extra items in the mail from friends back home, lots of Q-Tips and wetWipes and much of them were thrown out.

Spec Perkins dumped one of my bodyWash bottles into my carePackage box and got all contents therein sticky and messy, Ooops, It's all junk. Toss that stuff out. I had extra toothpaste, extra deodorant, extra tooth brushes now all GONE.

And when Spec Perkins got to my one care package containing foodStuffs, was angry that I had dipped into a package of Oreo cookies and eaten 4 of them. It was true that I had eaten those cookies, cos a few nights ago I volunteered to go to the PX for Spec Perkins and Spec Myers to buy a cheap DVD player for them using their OWN money.

And Spec Perkins said I could use left over funds of his to get myself a coffee from the GreenBeans Cafe, which I did, and I had eaten those 4 Oreo cookies later that night from my carePackage box, to which, was later found on Room Inspection day to be..... gotten into and eaten.

Which was apparently against their wishes and I stood by my chu room, standing amidst my belongings unceremoniously dumped at my feet and surrounding porchside and received a lecture about keeping up with the Verbally imposed Food Restriction that Command gave to me, which was No sweets, No Fast food, nothing from the WagonWheel food court vendors etc.

I was tired of all this confrontation and quietly listened to Spec Perkins and to Sgt Rix as he now too chimed in again and was pounding a fist into his hand to emphasize his words, "you're a grown ass man...... 42 yrs old...... THIS (with emphasis on kicking some of my stuff aside) is going to happen to you twice a week now.... in fact, we had things to do this morning, if we weren't here with you we'd be somewhere else now. They left me soon after and I had from that time frame of 0800hrs till 1100 to get my stuff organized, folded, put away and stand by for another room inspection.

By 0830hrs I had put my stuff back and showered & dressed into ACU's. I noticed that when I was gone from my chu to shower, my rifle was missing. I asked my roommate PFC Mastrangelo if he knew where my rifle was, he didn't know as he'd been here the whole time I was gone.

I figured that some Sgt or Spec had returned to my room and took my rifle, which later turned out to be true, They had come to my room for something else and found me absent and took my rifle from my bunk citing that it was "laying out in the open and the chu door was open".

I remember that Spec Perkins was going through my stuff, he recited to me his name and social security number and said I could go to 1st Sgt Phillips and complain about what happened, so I walked up to the CP (without my rifle, as it had been taken away for a moment) and I asked to see CAPT Rhodes or 1st Sgt Phillips.

I got to see 1st Sgt Phillips and told him of the event that took place. I did tell him of how angry Sgt Rix was after I protested when my carePackage boxes were first grabbed and how Sgt Rix got into face and my personal space and that I considered that Assault. I asked if that was normal behavior in the Army for Sgts to do those things to lesser enlisted. I said I did not fight back physically or even raise my hands, that I did not want to hurt Sgt Rix nor did I want to be hurt by him.

1st Sgt Phillips said that I did the right thing by not responding physically to Sgt Rix and that it was good that I came to CP to see him about this incident. 1st Sgt Phillips told me not to worry because "this sort of thing is not going to happen again".

I felt better immediately because I trust 1st Sgt Phillips, even though I hardly see him ever, I know that to be where he is today in the Army as my 1st Sgt, he has to be a good decent, honest man to have our trust the way everyone in B Co seems to look up to him.

Though I felt out of place a bit by utilizing the chain of command cos I certainly wasn't an obvious stereotyped victim that the EO/SexAssault/Discrimination posters, tv commercials and ads portray and tout about helping. I certainly wasn't bleeding, wounded, raped and hysterical. But I still had a legitimate grievance I wanted resolved and so far, it looked like I was being helped by my chain of command. I was happy to have some relief. As I walked out the CP I heard 1st Sgt Phillips call out for Sgts Misuraca, Rix and Spec Perkins to meet him in CP.

Later that morning Sgt Misuraca, Sgt Rix and Spec Perkins came by my chu to apologize for what they did. Spec Perkins was to the point more so than Sgt Rix, who's apology turned into a speech about wanting to be tough and firm and sticking with the Old Army ways instead of dealing with todays X-Box kids. Sgt Rix is no longer to speak to me, to no longer correct me as someone else will speak for him in matters that concern me. They left.

Mon, the next day, I went on early morning patrol with the Platoon/Plt. After we arrived back from mission I was told to go up to the CP soonest, I went there with my Armor, Helmet etc, and 1st Sgt Phillips told me to go drop my gear in my chu, change shirts and come back to CP.

Sgt Misuraca was there at CP and together we went into 1st Sgt Phillips office. 1st Sgt Phillips said he was going to tell me about how my Article 15 paperwork was going. He said he was acting on behalf of CAPT Rhodes.

But he commented, that You came in here yesterday crying about something that happened and I believed you, but now I look at this paperwork written up about you and I have to reconsider things. If you were to look at these papers, Who would you believe? he asked me. I thought for a moment and said that I would believe the Sgts and Spec and not me.

That's right, 1st Sgt Phillips said, You're like the little boy that cried wolf too many times, and yet you might have something that happened to you recently, but still, who's going to believe you?

Then the 1st Sgt read my Article 15 statement and covered all supporting Counciling statements written against me. He read more legal stuff and said that I would be taken over to Legal soon to meet with them. Any questions?

I asked for copies of all counciling statements for my own personal records and shortly after did receive copies.

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theWar Prayer

2010-05-31T02:02:00.000-08:00

"The War Prayer"
by Mark Twain

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid eloquence which moved every listener.

It was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.

Sunday morning came -- next day the battalions would leave for the front; the church was filled; the volunteers were there, their young faces alight with martial dreams -- visions of the stern advance, the gathering momentum, the rushing charge, the flashing sabers, the flight of the foe, the tumult, the enveloping smoke, the fierce pursuit, the surrender!

Then home from the war, bronzed heroes, welcomed, adored, submerged in golden seas of glory!

With the volunteers sat their dear ones, proud, happy, and envied by the neighbors and friends who had no sons and brothers to send forth to the field of honor, there to win for the flag, or, failing, die the noblest of noble deaths.

The service proceeded; a war chapter from the Old Testament was read; the first prayer was said; it was followed by an organ burst that shook the building, and with one impulse the house rose, with glowing eyes and beating hearts, and poured out that tremendous invocation:

*God the all-terrible!

"Thou who ordainest!

"Thunder thy clarion and lightning thy sword!*

Then came the "long" prayer.

None could remember the like of it for passionate pleading and moving and beautiful language.

The burden of its supplication was, that an ever-merciful and benignant Father of us all would watch over our noble young soldiers, and aid, comfort, and encourage them in their patriotic work; bless them, shield them in the day of battle and the hour of peril, bear them in His mighty hand, make them strong and confident, invincible in the bloody onset; help them to crush the foe, grant to them and to their flag and country imperishable honor and glory --

An aged stranger entered and moved with slow and noiseless step up the main aisle, his eyes fixed upon the minister, his long body clothed in a robe that reached to his feet, his head bare, his white hair descending in a frothy cataract to his shoulders, his seamy face unnaturally pale, pale even to ghastliness.

With all eyes following him and wondering, he made his silent way; without pausing, he ascended to the preacher's side and stood there waiting.

With shut lids the preacher, unconscious of his presence, continued with his moving prayer, and at last finished it with the words, uttered in fervent appeal:

"Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and Protector of our land and flag!"

The stranger touched his arm, motioned him to step aside --which the startled minister did -- and took his place.

During some moments he surveyed the spellbound audience with solemn eyes, in which burned an uncanny light; then in a deep voice he said:

"I come from the Throne -- bearing a message from Almighty God!" The words smote the house with a shock; if the stranger perceived it he gave no attention.

"He has heard the prayer of His servant your shepherd, and will grant it if such shall be your desire after I, His messenger, shall have explained to you its import -- that is to say, its full import.

"For it is like unto many of the prayers of men, in that it asks for more than he who utters it is aware of -- except he pause and think.

"God's servant and yours has prayed his prayer. Has he paused and taken thought?

"Is it one prayer?

"No, it is two -- one uttered, the other not.

"Both have reached the ear of Him Who heareth all supplications, the spoken and the unspoken.

"Ponder this -- keep it in mind.

"If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time.

"If you pray for the blessing of rain upon your crop which needs it, by that act you are possibly praying for a curse upon some neighbor's crop which may not need rain and can be injured by it.

"You have heard your servant's prayer -- the uttered part of it.

"I am commissioned of God to put into words the other part of it -- that part which the pastor -- and also you in your hearts -- fervently prayed silently.

"And ignorantly and unthinkingly? God grant that it was so! You heard these words: 'Grant us the victory, O Lord our God!'

"That is sufficient. the *whole* of the uttered prayer is compact into those pregnant words.

"Elaborations were not necessary.

"When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victory--*must* follow it, cannot help but follow it.

"Upon the listening spirit of God fell also the unspoken part of the prayer.

"He commandeth me to put it into words. Listen!

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them!

"With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe.

"O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet!

"We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts.

"Amen."

(*After a pause.*)

"Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak!

"The messenger of the Most High waits!"

It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.

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2010-04-23T01:08:00.000-08:00

more CountryTunes from one who's not only OUT of tehCountry!!, but he's still out of tune!!
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1. highway20Ride!!
....going down MSR and seeing that poor bicyclist giving about "20" of his countrymen a ride.....down tehHighway.

2. AmrikanHoney!!
....we peek atchoo in your CHU,
we leer atchoo in your sleep.... you should shut your webCam off.

3. a lil' more Country thanThat!?
it's not hard to imagine a dirt road, or even potholes, hell. Our potholes will blow your ass up!!

4. temporaryHome!!
just another stop, right here i'll flop in my temporary... erh, in my CHU!!

5. tillSummer comes around!!
in fact, it's already here, even at christmas and newYears!!
i should know, i spent both midnights footPatrolling and laying in garbage watching for insurgents to mortar the FOB!!

6. ain'tBack yet!!
yes, i feel like i been gone forever too,

7. gimmieThat girl!!
the one in theBlackHijab, w/ black gloves to give me handJob or you can use mine!!

8. ain't back yet!!
6 more months to go, What w/ the GF now saying she's 4mo preggers, I may stay deployed forever!!

wait... i said this one already didn't i?,
that just shows you how every Patrol day here in iraq is groundhog day!!

9. littleWhiteChurch!!
where all your insurgentRelatives hang out... or, DID.
Since we bombed it that's why it's so "little".

10. fearless!!
except when it comes to just about anything roadside Outside theBase, to include that cute lil'Donkey pullin' theVeggieCart!!

lovs, tehSoldierSam!!

a SoldiersPerspective

2010-04-17T05:01:00.001-08:00

(based on real events)
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Location:
Kirkuk, Iraq
FOB WARRIOR

Today being Saturday, it was Wednesday a.m. when I woke up from a brief 2hr rest in cold sweat prodded awake by a recurring nightmare of a Village-scene lived through years ago when I was PublicSafety,

My green PX bought sheets were literally wet in sweat and my tucked in PT shirt was getting warmer from urine. I squeezed my bladder to stop but couldn't. I hopped from bed and quickly changed, put away the wet sheets into theHeavy green laundry bag, inspected and then folded up the heavy sportsTeam logo blanket given to me by KBRbilleting, it too was damp from moisture.

After I left theVillage!! years ago I started having nightmares about certain events, of trauma that happened to others, of what I saw and went through Often alone w/ no one else to help me, and over the years theBad dreams melted away and became a distant memory.

Until now, when halfway around theWorld while in service to my country, I found myself back in theShit as they say, back in the same old dysfunction and abusive environment of theVillage!!, but this new environment of hostility had a different face. It was a face of War,

This face didn't really show itself in Basic at FortBenning GA, It might have popped up now and then in a couple of DrillSgts during group PT runs as I fell behind everyone else. "Hurry Up!!, Jesus christ recruit, Who was your recruiter that let you in?!, What kind of dumbass was he to let this happen?!"

On and on w/ one DrillSgt it was profanity after epitath, name after name and no wonder. Cos this one DS had been bounced around from Co after Co after racking up a history of abusing his recruits by smoking them longer than necessary, By overstepping his boundaries and authority.

You do not make a good soldier by slighting them, by abusing them and driving them away from the principles and ideals that BasicTraining instills into their minds and bodies, but it happens sometimes, and it did, this warFace that slowly revealed itself to us Soldiers, to me.

I started to see it here in Iraq when I first went through theMandated doctrine Reception classes on theFOB / forwardOperatingBase that was to be our home for the duration of the deployment. I noticed that our leading Officers often called some subordinates names and treated them dismissively, "Hey dumbass, knockout some pushups before getting mail... and take 5 of them" gesturing to us new Company members standing around.

I could understand how that in this hostile environment that there's little if NO room for kindness and weakness in theArmy. But I hoped that there would be room for Humanity and concern at least, but I guess not.

Morning PT runs turned out to be a chore for me, as I've always had bad ankles and knees since injuring them all over the years. But I had to keep on going through PT events, even in Basic when I fell off theRope tower, landed sideways and sprained both ankles, tweeking a knee and still had to keep on going I figured that such hard expectations would ease up after deployment

No.

Running around theFOB here, it was easy to locate me. I was the one being yelled at by the entire platoon formation. How does that saying go, Too many chefs spoil the broth?, Too many chiefs and not enough indians?, Or in my case, Too many Leaders and not enough effort.

It gets old when your peers take it upon themselves to hustle you around.
"hurry up!!, move your ass" one fellow private growls at me, and we're just going to chowhall what's the rush?

Later on it gets old when your 1stLT keeps calling you a retard, repeatedly all day during combatPatrols when you end up driving for him in theHumvee. And by then, most company considers you a fuckUp soldier because you can't keep up w/ everyone else and because you're a Minority soldier and because you don't kiss ass and suck up to the leaders and hang out with everyone else. Then everyone else considers you fair game for harassment just because upperManagement does it.

I like being a Soldier.
I don't mind this work we do.

Though I find it harder now to stay awake sometimes on patrol (when driving!!) due to the heavy Patrol schedule we now keep, of 2 patrols a day and often only 2 to 3hrs rest time between them. I'm a Humvee driver now, they took me out of the back seat (Dismount) and put me up front where the stresses of patrols isn't so tough. I get claustrophobic sitting back there with NO knee movement no foot movement, no stretching of legs and who knows when the next 2min stop will be for stretching and peeing roadside or streetside!?

I don't remember half of this months patrol times, I don't recall being behind the wheel most times cos of the lack of sleep finally getting to me and I zone out and when that happens, it's hard to get my attention. Plus with the fact that everyone is messing with me to begin with, from practical jokes of poking my ass & balls with a broom while I'm doing crunches on the ground outside my chu, to being felt up ass & thigh wise by passersby while I'm lying in bed in my chu.

I guess it's ok for heterosexual men, soldiers, to act homo and to sexualize things and assault others & Me. I tell them to stop and they keep doing it. I guess it's ok for a teamLeaderSgt to be openly racist and call me a WagonBurner and a whiteWomanRaper, and to also be calling black people-nigger. I guess it's ok to be ordering an sextoy, a FleshLight and to joy with your friends about it's delights and to pester those that don't have one as to why they don't buy one and jack off in the shower? all this over and over again daily.

In light of where we are, Iraq.
I'll stay my hand in detail about my fellow company soldiers leering at, and lewdly commenting upon each veilDraped, hooded and dress clad female we pass by while on patrol. "I'd fuck her face then let my M-4 finish her ass", or "she needs a good raping and so does her daughter". no, no need to say more lest I offend our gracious Iraqi hosts by telling them that most American soldiers really dislike them and their neediness, their dependence upon us for fuel to power our IraqPolice / ESU escorts while on patrol.

In training the privates in how to be leaders and in showing them the way to act, I guess it's ok for a Sgt to be pissed off and to take his anger out on a private just because he was a minute late to show up when just 5meters away around the corner theCO or theCo Sgt stopped said Privates for a word about something and then let them go on their way. Being blatantly late, by blowing off an appt or an order is one thing, but being detained rightfully by someone else is completely different.

When a private is already in pain from being smoked (situps) the day before, I guess it's ok to make them do more situps during a 2min PT before Patrol. And it's ok for Everyone to be yelling at said private without giving him time to acknowledge anyone and then later that night to have him sign a couple of CounselingStatements for disrespecting the LT and a couple of srSgts, when I never heard them yell at me or they never said anything that Required an answer. I'm not "smoking" for anyone now.

My past years of PublicSafety must have affected me more than I thought it did to have those old nightmares come back to me here halfway around the world. I'm a grown man and shouldn't be bothered by any of these things but I am.

One thing I did say to a new teamLeader of mine when he took notes of a recent complaint of mine.
That I thought the 1st LT was out of line in name calling me / us soldiers because such conduct destroys the calling and authority he has over us and hurts unit & individual moral.

He still treats us with contempt and I think that this LT would get along quite nicely with that navyCapt, the female Officer of the ship Cowpens, Whom also created an unsafe, hostile work & living atmosphere by being abusive to her crew. I too feel unsafe here with my 1-30th Inf Bn company only because our leaders have not done anything to address my concerns and instead twists events around to suit them and writes up more CounselingStatements against me. I'm told that I only need 3 to get an Article 15 brought upon me. I now have about a dozen statements written up. I could get kicked out of the Army for that.

And right now, the way things are going. I'd be happy with that. Because I get to get away from people whom I know aren't going to change their sick behavior and I won't become like them-even in passing.

The Platoon returns later today from checkPoint Ops.
As I was pulled from the truckLine yesterday and later on, taken to Medical and then to MentalHealth for evaluation.

Medical said my problem was a mental one so, MentalHealth interviewed me, we talked extensively, They listened.
One Officer said I could go to InspectorGeneral with the Harassment complaints. I initially declined citing not wanting to hurt any Officer and Sgt careers, but looking back, I may go ahead and go to IG if these things keep up around here on FOB.

America,
this is one perspective from a Soldier serving in uniform overseas for YOU.
I hope you enjoy your freedom, because it does come at great cost, not only do those who die for you pay thePrice, but so to do some of theLiving.

always,
lovs, theSam!!

PFC Samuel L Flyinghorse
B Co, 1-30 Inf Bn, 2 BCT, 2nd Platoon, 2nd Squad, rifleman

theSam!!'s top 25 Things!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse tada!! *drumRoll* theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFACchefs Will NeverTell You!! (((insert your own comment here))) lovs, theSam!!

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 24. we recycle as much as we can too ya' know, We roll thePieCrusts w/that ExhaustTubing when that last MRAP got hit by IED, and we preRoll extra PaniniSandwiches w/TireTread, we Still sign for foodShipments with Sgt ButterFingers hand after last years DFAC bombing!! Blank Stare

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 23. Wow, almost 25 to go. This totally strains credibility listing these things, not like Khamed though, when he strains theFruitPuree for morning breakfast, he does so like you stomp grapes but this is Iraq, we let our donkeys help out too!! WTF

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 22. why yes, half the cast from arnoldSwartzhisName's movie "trueLies" is on the nightShift, get them to slipping and falling down on theSlippery floorWax and we all tumble about just like in the movie!! LOL

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 21. we actually take it easy on the butter and salt, after all, summer's here and we want you imperialistSoldiers to get heatStriked out in the sun, or is it, get heated up like you make swimming motions?, no, We want... never mind. just eat, watch tv. Winks

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 20. i mean, seriously, theSoundingBoard/feedBack sheet & drop box is just a SUGGESTION, who has time to install a takeout food window!? gee you Amrikans are lazy, You want food before you go patrol our neighborhoods and threaten our famlies. WTH

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 19. when we skulk about amongst everyone sweeping, wiping up spills, We secretly wonder what theFemaleSoldiers would look like in Burqas and what the guys would-in manDress!! hey, everyone has fantasies!! Winks

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #18. just in case anyone recognizes us when eating at theWagonWheel (pizzaHut, bergerKing etc) it's probably cos theDFAC mgrs caught us making food after NOT washing our hands, It is called "fastFood" isn't it?!-right thru you. Grin

Samuel Flyinghorse reading stars&stripes news online, at first I thought it was another Beating & Bondage site, but then again, w/ todays Inhumane news lately, What's theDiff!? WTF

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 17. between washing theLeeks, theLettuce etc in the giant sinks, we all wash our feet and hands. And, you Amrikans might joke about "wiping myAss then making Salad" but for us it's no joke. Thumbs Up

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 16. Hooters might make you happy, but here on Deployment at least you know theChickenWings & the UniBrows (eyebrow) are real and the hajiSmiles are fake!! tongue-out

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 15. We'd make more iceCubes but we tend to forget the recipe, WTH

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 14. there really was anSgt, andSam!! sitting w/ a really Hot femaleOfficer, the lights in DFAC suddenly go out, followed by a kissing slurping sound... No Sam!! didnt kiss anyone, he ate msCaptains iceCream!! Crying

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #13. Just like most amrikanPolice wear black to hide BloodStains, we wearWhite to hide Spittle that we hack into your food glaring

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 12. We did try to name each foodStation for you Army guys, but HamburgerHill, IED Alley, Suicide Run etc was already taken.

Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! #11. Seriously, never bite theHand!! that feeds, cos to us Haji, actually biting theThumbWeb of theHand!! means something Vulgar, unlike that one Infantryman who bites his hand when Cuteness is near. Tongue out

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 10. many of us get our cooking experience, not from cookingSchool, but from faceBooks CafeWorld!!, which would explain why we make too much stuff and give out extra to all our friends!! glaring

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 9. unlike Amrikan women whom point their feet TOWARDS the stoves, We angle our feet outward as to be first to exit the building if we get bombed!! Evil Grin

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 8. and speaking of stale produce, we turn up the heat when cooking your Mongolian food unless some cuteArmyChick is in line, then we ease back and cook a bit longer. tongue-out

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 7. motorOil & lots of sugar for Syrup!! And when those Infantry guys hold up theFruit&Veggie convoys again on checkPoint we get our own nightSoil grown produce to your plates in no time!! Cool

Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! 6. speak a little louder into theNapkinDispenser when talking of your upcoming missions, or better yet, post up to FB!! Thinking

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 5. YOU'LL hold thePickles and the lettuce... literally!! remember, you're on checkPointOps 24-48hrs straight, that truckDriver you detained 12hrs?!, was bringing in fresh produce for theFOB!! Thumbs Up

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 4. 3,756-ish diners may go in and out on any given day, but around holidays (extraMeat required) 3,740-ish diners leave theBuilding in one piece!! Uh Oh

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 3. that extraKick!! to the Balsamic!? JP-8!! (fuel), of course, this one alcoholicSoldier from Alaska already knew that.... Sad

Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 2. yes, colAhdan, CplGhalil, LtColRhami and theTerp (Interpreter) Sahbu DO moonlight in D-Fac, they may be lousy IP's/iraqPopo!! on CheckPoints but they make momsMeatloaf better'n Mom!!! =:oP Wink

Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs will never tell you!! 1. Yes, they recycle theGrease soaked bread (from theMorning shift HashBrown trays) Why'd you think theHam&Cheese grilled sandwiches cook so fast?! Happy

ArmyEducatedSam!!

2010-03-10T01:55:00.001-09:00

Distance Education!!

Check out tehUndergraduate courses that theNevehGraduated!! is currently taking while on deployment.

-Acct101!! Principles of Accounten!!
When 1stSergeant gives thePlatoon 5 seconds to break formation and get out of his sight, How many pushups does theLakotaSoldier do?!

(hint-hint, it's as many fingers as ya' got cos thePTFail still is!!)

-Acct301!! IntermediateAccounting!!
*preReq to BusLaw and as it pertains to ForeignRelations and those stacks of funny money you'll confiscate at various roadside checkPoints while deployed*

Useful for when theTerp!! (your Platoons Interpreter) goes round robin round thePlatoon 3x asking for falafel money and you're absolutely positive that by 2nd request from him,

you gave him over $50 but when he counts back change after everyone changed their minds, theTerp!! only hands back $10 in iraqiDinar!!..... At least you're rolling in truckloads of money, FUNNY money, but falafel-less

and get this. Everyone around you in Platoon is eating Falafel and Chicken & Bread plates!!

-Arch101!! Introduction to Archeology!!
You'll start your searching for gold, hidden treasures, lost civilizations and to bury that mosquito you just killed out in the back yard behind the castleCheckPoint.

-Arab101 !!erutluC & efiL cibarA
If you've accidently done things backAsswards start being INTENTIONAL now cos, life on deployment outside theWire (and beyond theScentedSafety of that HHUUGGEE shapely Blonde SecurityForces girl manning the frontFOB gates) will be just assBackward.

-ArtLT101!! Art of theWesternSoldier!!
This self-guided (and hopefully selfInitiated) tour will not only take you through the various artMedia styles popular today in Latrines army-wide but you'll also go on a self-guided tour through stages of Grief, Anger, and coping with Depression all in one fellDeployment!!

*preReq toCreative Bathroom Poetry, Memory & Cognition and if you get caught writing on latrineWalls..... Intro to Basic Woodworking, Painting and Landscaping*

-ArtP100!! Basics of Photography!!
Put your coolPix and iShutter upskirt photo skills to great use (even if those females wear pesky pants) as your hapless film subjects say "cheese" throughout deployment!!

You can even upload your work on FB and MS where your Online DistanceEd Instructors will critique and highlight each film and picture you shared, making careful notes of What Gate you left FOB from, How many vehicles are in your next Convoy!!, Just exactly how thick those concrete castleWalls really are and if there's sandberms between the road and the front door!!

-Astro100!! Introduction to Astronomy!!
Stand in formation with one of Alaska'sFinest!! (ok ok, at least he keeps telling us he WAS for 3 years) on a starry evening or night and utter quietly to each other or yourselves "I am theHunter!!", "I have Crabs!!", "Cassie come home to me!!" and "My very educated mother served us nine pizzas" and other kooky phrases to help you remember the stars above.

-BeHs201!! Introduction to Behavioral Health Sciences!!
In this hands on module of education you'll first get Rank, privileges and a squad of Privates for your very own to monitor, then we'll throw in a couple of hormonal & mentruating females to accompany you guys on checkPoint duty for 48hrs at a time.

Or you can skip all thePAIN listed above and we'll let you watch porn on our buddies computers, make you buy a FleshLIGHT and you can read LordOftheFlies if you wish,

actually the 2nd option is less damaging to your self esteem. I mean, face it, would you rather buy Lingerie magz, Tatted Ink and Hooters pubs, post them to the wall and sip lattes staring at the pictures all afternoon like one Private does?!

-Biol101!! Concepts of Biology!!
Believe it or not you already understand theConcepts real well. Cos face it, in life "shatHappens", or you end up eating it or you tell Others, like stupid Officers and srEnlisted to eat it. Heck, you even tell your friends to go Phuck themselves!!

This one class is easy, more so than the rest of what we have to offer you online. In fact it goes Hand in Hand, Hand to Mouth, Foot to Puss, Ash to Mouth, even girl onGirl and Donkey intoGirls!! Just go shower really late at night by yourself, go pee out by theLine and hook up with that msPrivate or even msCapt, biology happens man!!

-Biol201!! Concept of Evolution!!
In the early days of manKind, he stooped over dragged his knuckles and just sat there before he learned to stand up, think with his brain and operate thePlasma cannons & pick up stuff using "A" buttons and the Left toggle playing X-box.

Sadly, in uniform things kinda go the other way cos humanity deEvolves backward from freshFaced multi-functioning PushUp active private on up to office dwelling coffee sipping monoSyllabic officer cretin!!

-BusM400!! Management & Organizational Theor.... uhh, Shit!!
We'll skip Introduction to Business & Managem...uhh, Shit!! since you've all been to Bootcamp and seen firsthand what kinda shit happens in the first place out there.

But wait, there's more!!

-Eng100!! Fundamentals of Writing and Literature!!
We'll point you to "AlaskaVillageTales" on tehWeb and see if you'll get back with us or if you just end up Unfriending theSam!! on MySpace & FaceBook instead.

-Eng300!! Critical Approaches to Literature!!
1stSgts, 1stLt's and TeamLeaderSgts lead this class. "godDamnit Private, what the hell you readin' now?! I sent you on garbage detail hours ago!!

-Msc50001!! Impact of Music on Life.....Yours!!
And your iPod better hold at least 5000 porno movies in order to ride theTeamLeaders MRAP on patrol private or your life will be suckin"!!

-Psyc............ Egh, I think you get the picture.

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lovs, theSam!!

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More Headspace from theSam!!'s MySpace account.

boy, is he spaced!!
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Samuel L Flyinghorse wishing that my bodyArmor had built in
airconditioner!!, so far, my ACU's have built in food dispensers
(pockets)

Mood: bummed

Samuel L Flyinghorse just a friendly reminder that tehSam!! posts
Silliness on MySpace, FaceBook, AlaskaVillageTales!! and now on
Twitter!!, Catch one or catch 'em all!!

Mood: happy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse still oldSchool!!, cos his girlFriends still slap
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Samuel L Flyinghorse If I could dream... mine would be about fields of
Falafel, running through acres of falafel!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse If I could dream... I wouldn't do it in an
MRAP!!, seats to small, no standing up, no room in driving seat,
gunners sling chafes, heat too high.

Mood: annoyed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse trying to figure out how to fit a To-Go lunchbox
into an already-full grocer bag of 4Monsters, 4box granola bars,
2Reeses pieces bags and a shoeGirlz magazine!!

Mood: annoyed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse *sigh*, tehBest!! kinda valentinesDay heart, is a
curvy woman from behind, tehHips!! swell out, tehButt!! rounds out and
there's a Peachy spot inda middle!!

Mood: amorous

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Oakley eyepro(tection's) iz daBomb!!, I'm old,
I'm slow, at least I'll look "cool" when I get shot!!

Mood: adventurous

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -tehSam!! spending another day in "paradise",
cos, sgt paredez Eyes always watches his jrEnlisted like a hawk.

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Sadly his "Edge On Life" in theArmy!! is the dull
plastic knife at chowhall, instead his spoons always cut his mouth!!

Mood: played

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Samuel L Flyinghorse forget the Dr, is there a Falafel in the house!?

Mood: giddy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse hope my falafel eatin' photo offends no one, I
chew mouthclosed... sometimes,

Mood: embarrassed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse only 40 days left being loaned out to another
company, I have no RED hair, but I'm treated and am beaten like I do!!

Mood: aggravated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse added 3 new photos to the Sam Military album.

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Samuel L Flyinghorse told before and stressed again that we should
carry a Mag w/us ALWAYS here on FOB, I do that anyways where ever I
take my "Jess"-my rifle

Mood: confident

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Samuel L Flyinghorse posted a new bulletin: 2010 Adult application!!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse "You have the perfect approach to your job" Yes,
being dressed, sober!! and in the right formation!! does sometimes
help.... sometimes. Other times be hungover!

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse You'll make something out of nothing, you'll
astound others with your ability to do this!! Sounds like it's SitRep
time again for promotion boards!! d:oP

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse how much wood can an Alaskan cut for checkpoint
burn barrel!? NONE!! cos nonAlaskans hacked, splintered and broke the
rail tie up and dulled the axe, newbies!!

Mood: aggravated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse no sleep during downtime yesterday, just sat and
rested, great weather lately, no cold rain & winds, our IP
counterparts keep asking for free stuff,

Mood: awake

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Samuel L Flyinghorse this stress is hard, 3 drunk iraq caused
excitement last night for checkpoint, then i dreamt i slaughtered
everyone... extra laundry today!! life goes on.

Mood: annoyed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse rumor has it that we'll move from chu's to tents
after july due to Aug departure, if this deployments bad, afghanistans
should be worse!!

Mood: worried

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Samuel L Flyinghorse slept during Superbowl, in fact I never even
went!!, cos I don't drink beer. (cos we were allowed 2 beers)

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse washing mySins aw... ugh, I'm doing laundry!!

Mood: embarrassed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse tehMySpaceStream!! just got better?!!, well,
tehSam!!'s MS posts just got worse!!, lovs, Sam

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse tehSam!!, now on TWITTER, as if I don't post
enough nonsense here, lovs, theSam!!

Mood: energetic

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Samuel L Flyinghorse time to sleep a bit before hooking up w/Tanker co
for checkPoint watch. 3-4hrs watch, 1-2hrs off but you never really
sleep. I curl up on the floor and rest.

Mood: happy

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Tasha Posted at 11:43 AM Feb 4
well when you come back you'll have a bed to rest on! keep your head
up and thank you for what you are doing for us in the usa!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Sam!!'s falafel house will also have a
BurqaBistro, theServer girls will be Nude!! and covered head to toe in
black.

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse so NOT looking forward to being LoanedOut to a
Tanker Co, to do 24 on 24 off CheckPoint duty at some huge castle,
Tower duty isn't bad though, but for 45 days?

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse CastleSam!! found a great place to live outside
tehCity!!, it's huge with 4 towers, very well guarded, the scent of
Falafel wafts throughout as well as B.O.

Mood: cheerful

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Samuel L Flyinghorse NCO's are crybabies. Disagree with them or get
them mad and they write Counciling statement against you. This is the
3rd one in 2 months. Army leadership sucks.

Mood: annoyed

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do what you have to do, maybe they'll listen.

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Samuel L Flyinghorse I'm gonna open up a Falafel House when I get out
of tehArmeh!!, besides, Iraq has too many stray dogs anyway

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse rainy day and nights in Kirkuk!!

Mood: blah

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Yum!!, hhuugee AirForce SecurityChick locked eyes
w/me at chowHall. I get that alot by cutting line!!

Mood: aroused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse restrapped the M-4 rifle and cleaned it as usual.
She has a name!!

Mood: amorous

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Samuel L Flyinghorse IncrediblySad!! that a MySpace friend is balking
at MarryingSam!! on MarriedOnMyspace, *sigh*, Guess I'll see if one of
the other 36Victims will marry me!!

Mood: crushed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, 37 hapless MS friends can't be
wrong!!.... but sadly, They are!!

Mood: fabulous

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Woot!!, found discarded mop handle to section up
for Baton / stick practice on the squad heavyBag!!

Mood: hyper

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Samuel L Flyinghorse sittin' round doin' nuttin!!, Others will come
back from CP ops, others will start their shift then.

Mood: happy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse wow, get ready for abuse, I ran to Latrine
yesterday a.m., forgot my PT belt, was stopped by an Sgt & lectured,
and kept on going!! I might be Smoked for that!!

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse recovering from breakfast at ChowHall, I disagree
on their being only a few faces of Disgust, cos I make over 3 dozen
eating Omelets alone!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse you might be a CheckPoint when, traffic doesn't
stop 4 u!!, When you're asleep standing up!!, When Capt Obvius really
is your leaders name!!

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse our Squad needs a Mascot!!, help Sam!! nominate
an IraqiGoat. After all, we'll always have cheese w/ our Falafel and
milk for Sam!!'s stupid clifBars

Mood: giggly

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Samuel L Flyinghorse added 4 new photos to the Military Album album.

Posted at 2:49 PM Jan 29

Samuel L Flyinghorse When tehSam!! was your age my love, you weren't
even born yet!!, when theSam!! was your age, he could run faster, When
Sam!! was your age, he was a shoe size!!

Mood: confused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse GLAD TO GET CARE PACKAGES FROM HOME!!,

Mood: happy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -theSam!!, callSign "Dragon" on patrol!!, and
derisively called Draggin' ass during PT formation runs, ya' gotta
love theLOVE when you're in tehArmeh!!

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse eatin' Clif bars and drinking cranberry juice!!,
free stuff from the Chowhall

Mood: jubilant

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Samuel L Flyinghorse hmmm, I dunno. In our 8th yr of war it might be
theDonkey!! on side of the road that's more of a threat to us than the
Angry crowd on the left.....

Mood: pensive

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Samuel L Flyinghorse barely able to contain laughter at morning PT
formation in shorts, shirt, jacket & cap cos at 33deg F everyone else
is cold!! sheesh, I'm from Alaska.

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -thePT Fail!! having barely survived this
mornings run out to theBazarre and back was made to run TreadMill
later on, I swear theSgts are out to get me!!

Mood: adored

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Samuel L Flyinghorse if you thought MarchOfThePenguins was fun, you
should see TeamLeaderSgt huddle his lil'Soldiers around his chu in
PushUp formation!!

Mood: peeved

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!!, coming to a FOB near you!!

Mood: adored

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Samuel L Flyinghorse songwriting, wishing i had my guitar or pianoboard with me.

Mood: sad

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Samuel L Flyinghorse we got hit by small arms fire, i drove casualty
back to base, he's fine, he'll be back, we're all ok, today's our day
off

Mood: thankful

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Samuel L Flyinghorse tehSam!!, hoping to marry one of his
MySpaceFriends on mySpace!!

Mood: hopeful

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you, silly!! =:oP lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse damn, no more late night pee trips out to our
vehicles, coc someone got caught. And since then all Repairs to the
Humvees have decreases 65% too, damnit.

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse day off today, changed linens, moved stuff under
my bed, got to eat chow alone!!

Mood: breezy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!! loves vanillaChai lattes from greenBeans
cafe here on base.

Mood: refreshed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -theSam!!, not only is he IN tehArmeh!!, but
practically everything he wears, eats, uses and excretes has "ARMY"
stamped on it somewhere.

Mood: played

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -tehSam!! still in possession of 37 hapless
MySpace Friends on mySpace.... gee that's alot of BlackMail!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Things are shifting for tehSam!! in a wonderful
way, it's just that he's got to drive the darn MRAP in order to do
it!!, WTF!?

Mood: aggravated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse may the birds of paradise fly up your nose!!, not
mine cos it's very dusty here in Iraq!

Mood: cooky/wacky

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Fobbit time again!!

Mood: bummed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse listening to fave songs on youtube!!

Mood: animated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, having a blast on deployment =:oP
-theSam!!, having not fallen far from theTree, in fact he's still
sitting in it... pouting!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse sittin' round being a Fobbit today!! a fobbit is
someone whom never leaves theFOB, the ForwardOperationsBase.

Mood: annoyed

Posted at 11:38 AM Jan 16

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Samuel L Flyinghorse 2 care packages already!!, theSam!! lovs theFam!!(ly)

Mood: cheerful

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Samuel L Flyinghorse while waiting to run, it began to sprinkle on us,
I danced around 1stSgt, "I'm making it rain 1st Sgt!!", theGrouch!!
doubled over laughing. I left else i push!

Mood: energetic

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Samuel L Flyinghorse thePT fail!! struck again. After flopping down on
50Pushups, it quit after 22SitUps, but cut the 2 mile run time to
17min 4sec. His PFC rank sez it all..Pffff!!

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse just raking in 2K a month tax free while on
deployment and no Girl back home to spend it for me!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse glad to be on patrol today instead of PT'ing with
a small log that weighs 150lbs

Mood: exhausted

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Samuel L Flyinghorse considering getting an "DNR" order, Do Not
Resuscitate?.. no. DO NOT RUN!! (around theFOB)

Mood: contemplative

Posted at 8:32 AM Jan 11

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Samuel L Flyinghorse the man about FOB!! and that's just cos he runs
around it everyday with his Sgt!!

Mood: exhausted

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Samuel L Flyinghorse just visited the otherside of the base, shops of
all kinds, goods of all kinds you'd see in 2nd hand & flea markets,
discount stores back home.

Mood: adventurous

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!! Moving forward by SidewaysLunges.....
step-n-dip, step-n-dip you Dip!!

Mood: bullied

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Samuel L Flyinghorse attending a brief briefing about being briefed
regarding the wearing of brief briefs (although I love thongs!) for
brief moments instead of.... oh good grief!!

Mood: aggravated

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LOL WTF!?

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Samuel L Flyinghorse ouch!!, as of 0800hrs local time, a very large
explosion just went off in theCity!!

Mood: sad

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Samuel L Flyinghorse cute iraqi kidz waving at us today as we roll
through the neighborhood

Mood: cultured

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Samuel L Flyinghorse after doing many many pushups before chow, i have
to ask "What was I thinking!?

Mood: rockin

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Samuel L Flyinghorse who needs new MS frends when half the current
ones won't keep in touch?!

Mood: annoyed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse just posted at ALASKA VILLAGE TALES, go see what
a few hours is like in the life of a US Soldier

Mood: embarrassed

Posted at 11:17 AM Jan 7

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Lost!! in Iraq, and now it's his chu key which he
lost during PT run. *sigh*

Mood: aggravated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse back from patrol, theIraqi's see this big
american Soldier try n get out of theHumvee, funny thing is, they
should see him get into his Pants!! lovs, theSam!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse tehSam!!, now on Facebook and MySpace all from
his chu (chew) in Iraq.

Mood: happy

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Samuel L Flyinghorse machineGunSam!!, hitting 36 from an 80 rd belt,
considering that supply gave him too large helmet, we shoot prone, but
i'm not laying down in combat.

Mood: aggravated

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Samuel L Flyinghorse thePTfail!! managed to run 3+miles this morning,
then sprinted the last 1/8mile before dying (3rd time since warming
up!!) lovz, theSam!!

Mood: exhausted

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Samuel L Flyinghorse thePTfail!! managed to run 3

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Samuel L Flyinghorse added 20 new photos to the Sam Military album.

Posted at 9:56 AM Jan 3

Samuel L Flyinghorse WANT AD: Will trade for new knees, ankles & boobs
to pass next PFT. Boobs must get me past 50Pushups. Cankles negotiable
but I'm keeping theGut!!, lovs, theSam!

Mood: contemplative

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Samuel L Flyinghorse of all things I walked on n through last night, I
can't believe I walked through a deadDog's carcass, now, proning out
in trash, yes!!, but a dog?!, o bother.

Mood: embarrassed

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Samuel L Flyinghorse rang in theNewYear!! on combat patrol, we're back
safe n sound and got to sleep in, at least till 0630 instead of 0615
PTformation,

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse warm n comfy in armyFleece!! top while heading to
chowHall and to the PX!! while it still rains here in Kirkuk

Mood: blah

Posted at 1:49 PM Dec 31, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse thePTfail!! d:oP, is being rained out in Kirkuk!!

Mood: miserable

Posted at 7:59 AM Dec 31, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse on the other hand cleaning my rifle and countin'
my bullets isn't so bad, I mean doing it blindfolded is tricky,
specially when puttin' 1 on a roomie!! n a gag!

Mood: pleased

Posted at 2:28 PM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse clearly misunderstood by theFates!!, when I said
I wanted to Rock the world, not IRAQ!!, sheesh. And what with sand,
gravel and ROCKS being everywhere, come on!

Mood: bummed

Posted at 2:23 PM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse more relaxed than the empty rifle magazines on
his bunk, just letting the springs readjust for a day or so before
loading up to sit for another week or so!!

Mood: relaxed

Posted at 11:23 AM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Chattin' w sister on facebook, i'd quit cos i'm
busy, but the bbw is much bigger than me!!, so i'll chat.... sheesh

Mood: anxious

Posted at 9:53 AM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse contemplates doing laundry while main crew is
gone, besides, we PT everyday and get little time to actually get
anything done, cos we're always standing by.

Mood: argumentative

Posted at 9:51 AM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Eat chow, Drink ripit's and visit the bondagesite
where they beat Mary!!, lovs, theSam!!

Mood: amorous

Posted at 9:00 AM Dec 29, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -PFC Flyinghorse Samuel L, -1-30th Inf Bn, -FOB
WARRIOR, -APO AE 09338

Mood: hopeful

Posted at 4:12 PM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse PFC Flyinghorse, Samuel L

Posted at 4:08 PM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -theSam!!, he not only plays a Soldier in
theMiddleEast online, in fact, he IS One!!

Mood: accomplished

Posted at 3:30 PM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse other Squads, Platoons, Co's!! adopt mutts,
schools, kidz!! as Mascots for morale. Sam!! takes the closest pastry!

Posted at 10:46 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Other squads,

Posted at 10:45 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -theSam!!, he's IN tehArmeh!!, and on the way out
in 3 yrs!!

Mood: amused

Posted at 10:42 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -theSam!!, the whiteFlag of surrender all the
while without having to wave one in the first place!!, lovs theSam!!

Mood: ashamed

Posted at 10:40 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse on the FasTrack!! to being PT success, only cos'
1stSgt runs with him on theTrack.... really fast!!

Mood: bummed

Posted at 10:38 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse his commitment to hisCountry has NO limits!!,
it's just that sometimes when he wants extra Icecream he takes it,
forgetting anything Fitness related!!

Mood: contemplative

Posted at 10:37 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse his commitment to hisCountry has NO limits!!,
it's just that sometimes when he wants extra

Posted at 10:34 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Prepping for his part in the troops buildUp by
"surging" to theChowHall 3 times a day and staying as long as he
can!!, lovs, theSam!!

Mood: crazy

Posted at 10:32 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Glad that he won't be courtsMartialed for getting
a few armyChick!!'s pregnant. d:oP

Mood: cooky/wacky

Posted at 10:29 AM Dec 28, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse -how do you entertain Infantryman?!, give 'em a
small piece of 550 cord n tell 'em their boots untied!! -how do you
entertain Mechanics?!, toss down some glass!

Mood: cheerful

Posted at 2:21 PM Dec 27, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse note to self!!-run to Personnel office n change
name to "Any Soldier", cos some generic CarePackages arrived in mail
for most soldiers here, but not for me

Mood: bummed

Posted at 2:12 PM Dec 27, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse currently locking up stuff in chu, after seeing
Squad mates enter here n leave Testes!! pics on someones computer!!

Mood: embarrassed

Posted at 2:09 PM Dec 27, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse I dunno what smells worse, My socks!!, theShitty
iraq air or the motorOil still in my pores!! Meh, could be that I need
a shower

Mood: chill

Posted at 1:19 PM Dec 27, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theFOB's most dazed-n-confuzzled Sold..... erh,
GreaseMonkey!!

Mood: bummed

Posted at 1:11 PM Dec 27, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse being Infantry!! day to day in Iraq, and now, I'm
apparently a GreaseMonkey too cos lazyMotorpool had me drain n change
fluids n put tires back on the Humvee!!

Mood: aggravated

Posted at 6:02 PM Dec 26, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse 3 hours till Christmas is over here in Iraq, lovs, theSam!!

Posted at 9:06 PM Dec 25, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse enjoying a dayOff in camp, took off across base
to sit by freeLaundry building and steal wifi!! Cos everyone else is
using their Skype & phones to call home.

Mood: annoyed

Posted at 3:28 PM Dec 25, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Dear OccupantSam!! of CHU 14, Clean your room
make your bed and hang up your clothes!! Other'n that your electricity
& lights have been worked on, theKBR emps!

Mood: aggravated

Posted at 10:43 PM Dec 24, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse Christmas in Iraq is a blast!!... in a manner of
speaking. I love falafel n hot Chai tea. Merry Christmas to all and to
all a good night. lovs, teSam!!

Mood: accomplished

Posted at 10:06 PM Dec 24, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse found the selfHelp Laundry, come wash your
clothes, surf the free Web and see how screwed up things really are!!,
oh.. not that kind of self help. I meant diy!!

Mood: animated

Posted at 4:02 PM Dec 21, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse having a MerryChristmas season, albeit without
the cold and the snow!!

Mood: amused

Posted at 6:44 PM Dec 20, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse recovering from foot patrolling today, large
rocks and steep hills turned my ankles n knee, plus we wear about 60
extra lbs!! sheesh.

Mood: bummed

Posted at 5:45 PM Dec 20, 2009

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Samuel L Flyinghorse finally changed laptop to firefox!!

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse made it through first day of Patrol!!, now if
only making it through, TO n from ChowHall could be just as easy!!,
iraqi's are hospitable, their chi tea is to

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Samuel L Flyinghorse roomie let me use Inet, I'll be online more
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Samuel L Flyinghorse theFobSlob!! is on theJob!!, zerod our
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Samuel L Flyinghorse added 5 new photos to the Sam Military album.

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Samuel L Flyinghorse logging in from iraq, I'll be home for
Christmas.......... next Year!! lovs, theSam!! fob Warrior's most
dazed-n-confused Soldioer!! and still PT failure!!

Mood: amused

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Samuel L Flyinghorse moving out soon, at least theSam!! won't be
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everyone!! d;oP lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse fighting with hp mini to load up firefox. i hate
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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!!-wandering what "form" to take for this
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is getting old.

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!!-just like LaweranceOfArabia,till Sgt
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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!!-shirtless like himself!!, theSam!!-his
camelHasFleas!!, theSam!!-his publicSafetyCareer's really gone Kaput!!
it's gonna hit an IED one of thes

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Samuel L Flyinghorse campBeuhring, Kuwait was fun. Waiting now to ship
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Mood: anxious

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Samuel L Flyinghorse whom, when ordered to Take The Hill!!,wa very
confused, cos there are no hills in the Desert!!Instead, took Dessert
line twice at chowhall.

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!! he go where you go!! theSam!! if he
think you can he can't!! theSam!! on a scale from 1-10 he's 235!!
theSam!!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse theSam!! 37 friends and getting dropped soon by
37 friends!! d:oD theSam!! near, far, where ever he are he'll hit you
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Samuel L Flyinghorse up at 0330, inet time, to be ready for 0500
formation and go to the shooting range later today. Kuwait weather
conditions, low over cast cool and dark. lovs, th

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Samuel L Flyinghorse the HPmini is so cool. Only had it 5hrs now and
all update companies know more about me than MS, FB, and my
femaleDoctor combined!!

Mood: aggravated

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alike... I walked into female tent next door!! sad thing is, they all
look and act just like us Boys!!

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Samuel L Flyinghorse lazy saturday, but we have weapons inspections,
which is hard to meet what with NO oil to be found!!, think I'll go
buy a lap top at PX.

Mood: bored

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Samuel L Flyinghorse enjoying off time in Kuwait. Captioned some
photos and now, am off to USO tent!!

Mood: accomplished

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Samuel L Flyinghorse it bought BVD's and a blackLingerie
(withBlondeCoverModel) and was embarassed "Khamed" storeKeeper did a
loud price check right in front of hotArm

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Samuel L Flyinghorse it puts theSpice back into his life, but only
after buying OldSpice deodorant at PX so it won't smell so bad in the
Desert heat!! d:oP

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Samuel L Flyinghorse new pics up, see how he swagger, see him
stagger!! see Sam!! under theInfluence and Under theBunkBed!!. lovs,
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Samuel Flyinghorse rumor has it that some of us present on patrol when our Sgt got shot will get CIB/combatInfantryBadge, granted I was Humvee driver that day and 1stLT jumped into vehicle & we picked Sgt up & back to base......

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehLaundry!! is fighting back, I swear, this happens every month, theDirtyClothes rebel and refuse to get into the bag.... *aarrggh*

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Samuel Flyinghorse you might be a D-FAC!! if there's a permanent odor of Hoagies, spoiled milk, roast beef and Falafel coming from your ACU cargo pockets!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be a D-FAC!! when, those surly, moody CuteHOT airForceSecurityChicks start screening everyone entering your chu!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be a D-FAC!! when Haji starts hanging around your chu cleaning it, taking smoke breaks and raiding your miniFridge for falafel when you're not looking!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be a D-FAC/diningFacility when: your Platoon raids your mini fridge for Monsters & Rip Its before each patrol!! When Brigade starts sending large order Meal requests to your CHU 24hrs before they patrol!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse YourGirlfriendMightBeAnMRAPwhen: 4Platoons 3 Terps 6 FieldOfficers 3 waterCoolers and all theMedics!! have been inside her and she still has room for your AssaultPack!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse YouMightBeAnMRAP when: you break wind louder than the airbrakes!!, When your belt light, your weapon TacLight, your HeadLamp and your glassyAfterShave sotted eyes put out more light than a Convoys TacLights!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be an MRAP/mineResistantAmbushProtectedvehicle if Bn, Platoon and Co 1st Sgts all scream at you at once, You carry more food and snacks in your ACU's than an MRAP and your nose is bigger than the rhino.

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Samuel Flyinghorse became a fan of Reeses pieces once again!!, as I had stocked up yesterday on snacks for the inevitable 48hrs On 48hrs Off schedule coming soon.

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Samuel Flyinghorse Remember!!, follow all the latest posts of Silliness from tehSam!! on MySpace, FaceBook and now Twitter!!, and if you haven't looked already, there's years of posts on AlaskaVillageTales!! my names the search!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse bummer!!, was pulled off MRAP maintenance to get shots at Bn Aid Station, all I got was a painful Anthrax injection. I want my Mama!! =:o(

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Samuel Flyinghorse ?!, I see again that there is STATUS in commenting upon someones status, like there's status in such...or something!! But nonesuch state is to be found here w/ me!!, cos I'm in my own state btw!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse welcome all new FB friends and old ones too, nothing to see here!! move along, move along!! lovs, tehSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse into each life rain must fall, but not mine cos I'm safe inside my warm chu!!, lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse new mattress from housing!!, cos us Newbs were descended upon and our new mats were taken, so I asked for a new one and just got it this morning, I swear thePeckingOrder is so petty.

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Samuel Flyinghorse the great Internet venture is almost upon us 10 who chipped in for a used system; dish, cables box, etc. Now it just has to be hooked up!! Can't wait to have my own Inet outlet!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse late night tonight, but all's good, we're back to theFOB safe, another day, another Falafel!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!! Please Camel!! Won't you be my neighbor!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse wow, shoulda kept my mouth shut about wanting to deploy early, instead of waiting till june'10, cos, my original brigade is going to Afghanistan, Fighting like that is where I wanted to be.

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Samuel Flyinghorse this Post brought to you by the makers of Sam!!'s latest CounselingDeficiencyReport!!, Apparently wandering to Latrine w/eyes covered by hands doesn't constitute as EyeProtection!!(as mandated) =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse schatt!!, I try to navigate and email a few cute friends here, but it's hard to get to anyones profile, I'm beginning to not like this new navigation look. anyway, happy valentines day everyone.

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, posting random stuff on MySpace, FaceBook, and now Twitter!! his full name is the tag search!! lovz, tehSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse trying to figure out how to fit 2granola bar boxes, 2bags reeses pieces, 4 monsters into a bag already filled with 2 to go chowhall boxes of food, All stuff to snack on during 48hr checkpoint!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, if he didn't post it, then it probably DID happen and he was too embarrassed about it anyway, besides, you can't believe everything you read on tehNet, right?! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse hot n muggy today in Kirkuk!!, just how "muggy?!", i got robbed!!, and get this, just me and a battleBuddy were together when it happened!!, later on I quietly waited outside the PX while he bought stuff!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse talk of moving us to 48hrs on 48hrs off on CheckPoint, I mean, it's bad enough to even acknowledge someone from Prague much less POINT at the 2 days!! *silly*

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Samuel Flyinghorse would send a ValentinesDay!! shoutout to all FB friends, insteads opts for throwing gangSigns, patrol&BattleSigns, and also flips a few peeps off!! =:oP HappyValentinesDay!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehPrincess!! having moved back into his tower at CheckPoint is mad cos the Sleep room was taken over by IP's, we got their old 8x10 room.

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!! now biting off more than he can chew!!...including biting on his tongue in haste =:o(

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Samuel Flyinghorse more silliness coming to a FOB near yo...... oh, he's already here!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse he's so popular that everyone knocks at his chu door day and night!!, if only to see where "Doc" went to or his other chu mate's gone to the gym yet, theOnlyTime HE gets seen is to sign another Counseling statement for speaking his mind "disrespectfully", *sigh*

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Samuel Flyinghorse You strike a graceful balance and those around you will feel a great affinity for you!!...o k.... But I still don't deserve my combatPatch (for both arms) I "Lost" one and sgts gave me another one... sheeesh.

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Samuel Flyinghorse Did you ever walk into a room and and realized you no longer knew why you were there! NotREALLY, but I did walk into anFemale armyTent like that, Totally embarassing!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse todays horoscope!! Respect yourself and carry yourself with great dignity!! I mean, thank goodness the groinProtectorPad covers theFly when I forget to snap up!! and besides, it's hard to walk with 50lbs of BodyArmorVest on, hilarious to see, but hard.

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Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!! has all the Autorate ads beat.. Guaranteed!! He doesn't have a car and won't be driving next 3 yrs!! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse midnight chow and greensBeans cafe helped me sleep, if they had a Starbucks here I'd put theGreenApron back on again!! LOL, those Barista guys make good drinks like I did, lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse welcome to new FB fiends!! =:oP you see my profile address drop a line, and, if after july don't send packages cos we'll be gearing up to move out by then, happy superbowl weekend, those darn colts!! >:o(

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Samuel Flyinghorse this stress is hard, I pee in a bottle and go back to sleep in my chu, at checkpoint you don't really sleep at all, being in fresh laundered clothes is nice, I gave an extra pair of gloves to an Interpreter, they're brave men.

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Samuel Flyinghorse Loved the Youtube superbowl ads!!,

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Samuel Flyinghorse doing laundry and relaxing!!, onto day 42 of checkPoint!!, lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse cooling weather, I am so not looking forward to checkpoint duty. Good thing I retreat inside myself and access memory to keep myself occupied, I think I'll write some songs and practice violin.

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Samuel Flyinghorse wow, step outside my chu and sunny, warm, birds chirping. No sign of yesterdays zero degree weather and rain.

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awww i miss you Bro!!!!! that pic in the middle makes me laugh for some reason but i don't know why. hahahahahahahahah the one on the right is awesome though! lol just to make u feel better! nawww i kidd i kdd. i like them though...peace and love =D

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Samuel Flyinghorse day 45 & 44 gone on CastleGraySkull checkPoint watch, in fact it's so gone We got kicked out yesterday by IraqiPolice/IP's, 03-05hrs tower watch w/low temps n winds was misery. Now we Army have no shelter at CP but the MRAPs. 43 days left!! =:o)

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be an MRAP/mineResistantAmbushProtected!!vehicle- If you've lost 40+lbs and trucks move out of your way when you jog!!, If your battleBuddies ground guide you through ChowHall!! If your nose is bigger than theRhino!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be a Profile if!! You're walking, limping, wheezing, hacking and complaining just like theSickCall soldiers and there's nothing wrong with you!! And all those wounded Unwell soldiers WALK faster than YOU!! *bummed*

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Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!! is NOT a Fan of "having to sleep on theCastle room floor cos it's cold Marble",

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Samuel Flyinghorse You might be a Falafel if!!!, like the lettuce & cheese you took 45 days to travel to Iraq!! Your uniform has more wrinkles & folds than the Goat meat!!, You actually cost a dollar!! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse NCO's act like god and expect you to jump for them. Other platoon nco's used to bother me in my chu, calling me horseC*ck and disparaging comments, I pushed them out. I hate NCO's.

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true, but most are. But we're Infantry, it's expected right?!

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I guess...although I do have a reputation for being a douche at work, but mostly because I actually ask people to do stuff. Ah, the joys of being a senior E-5...

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Samuel Flyinghorse NCO's are crybabies, disagree w/them, appear to disrespect them and they write counciling statements against you, this is the 3rd one in 2 months.

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Samuel Flyinghorse I'm a Tanker now!!, cos a few of us Soldiers are now on loan to another Company, 24hrs on 24hrs off CheckPoint watch, sheeesh.

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Samuel Flyinghorse D-Fac / dining facilities, Dinner Fetal (position) ambulance chopper (medevac!!), don't feed anyone crap, does flyinghorse always chew?, die for a cone (of ice cream), donuts falafels and coke..... and Sam!!

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mama... d:o( I am speaking english, Re read it again, It's an Acronym, D-FAC and I write words from D, F, A, C. Sheeesh!! lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse CHU-containerized housing unit!!, can't house u, capt hates us, cold hot unventilated!!, civilians hate us, camp housing Unfit, =:oP Home Sweet Chu

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!! became a fan of "We're off mission so lets grab a to-Go plate and hide out in our Chu for a few hours!!" =:oD

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Samuel Flyinghorse finished quiet, private bag workout next to my chu, we're Infantry and you'd think we'd be experts in shooting & hand to hand!! please. Thank Goodness I've kept up with the SCARS & TargetFocusTraining people for 18 yrs. I know I'm trained & safe.

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Samuel Flyinghorse I can see it now, "Sam!!'s House of Falafel!!", my next venture when I get out of theArmy. It'll be so authentic, I'll actually move back here to Iraq to open it up. =:oP yes, you can tell I patrolled today and what IraqiPolice fed me.

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Samuel Flyinghorse rainy day in Kirkuk!!, into each life some rain must fall, however "I" won't feel rain on my face, cos I'll be facedown in Pushup position!! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse "A Day In The Life of..." laughed so hard when contacted by tehSam!! =:oP Live life be Free!! lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, tehOnlyStep out on his left!! Was literally taken w/ both Left feet!!..... and in Company formation no doubt. *bummed* =:o/

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Samuel Flyinghorse darn, youtube isn't loading my vids, =:o(

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Samuel Flyinghorse another month, Another $2K plus tax free!! =:o)

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Samuel Flyinghorse You know you're old when!!, you were in gradeschool when your SquadLeaders & Co leaders parents were being born, when You were alive decades before the Product in your MRE's was made (those are old), when battleDrills and formations vaguely resemble what Alexander, Ghengis and Attila learned from YOU.

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Samuel Flyinghorse You Know You're A CheckPoint / YKYaCP!! when 1stLT gives you a plastic chair 500meters away UP the road!!, When they want theHIIDE's kit you run and hide!!, When you really would let a car pass for 3Goats & a Falafel!! *silly* =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse You know you're a CheckPoint when Traffic doesn't stop for you!!, When instead of blowing you up theOldFolks wave Canes at you, When a 40yr old Dodge loaded w/18 people sneaks around your CP!! and your Hummer can't clear a berm!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehMimeTroop!! was a hit w/ all FOB 1st Sergeants, you could Mash 'em, Smoke 'em, Rock 'em, (PT them hard) and they never complained!! Except for that big guy w/ purple Eyelids doin' jumpin'Jax!! *silly*

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehTrouble!! w/ several social accounts is, that when submitting info to various, you hit snags, tehNudie!! sites loved my clothes... and I got deleted from faceBook!! =:o(

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Mesoon, U R not 6-8 anymore, "grow up !!! U R late 4 wrk !!...no I think U R fired.... Ena

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Samuel Flyinghorse When tehSam!! was your age, mrsCraighead smacked his fingers with a ruler when teaching him how to type on an actual typewriter!! *an '70's & '80's child*

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Samuel Flyinghorse When I was your age, We actually played golf, tennis, boxing, sports car driving instead of swinging a Wii controller..... erh, somebody Wii care for me now please!! *old bedriddenSam!!*

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Samuel Flyinghorse busy day today, Got lazy and let Barbers cut my hair, normally I do it myself-even when it used to be pasr my shoulders!! =:o) lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse air is colder now at night, averaging mid to low 30's F. And I can see the stars all night too!!... erh, during frequent restroom trips!! =:o/ lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse funny but true, on patrol, we see Saddam look-alikes as iraqPolice, and then we see theIP's when we go eat at chowHall, and so on as we go throughout our day here in iraq. Trust me, we all look alike to strangers, lovz, tehSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse dearFans!!, send sweets, caffiene, and tape recordings of fingernail scratching on chalkboard please!!, cos our platoon starts 24hr road CheckPoint ops tomorrow (fri) lovz, theSam!! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse -theSam!!, still not clear on the concept that he has to make his own bed even this long after basic!! but hey!!, that's what sleeping bags are for!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse Today's horoscope: tehSam!!, get your eyes off theBroadLines and back into your head please!! thank you. signed, tehHuge Armeh chicks and the AirForce security that lines up for IceCream at chowtime.

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Samuel Flyinghorse got extra chestCompress pads today from Doc for our IFAC's / indiv first aid kits. We needed them last week when our teamLeader got shot. Better late than never i guess.

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Samuel Flyinghorse I drove, I sat, I ate!! and then we returned home to theFOB, ya' gotta lov MRE's when nothing else is around to eat!! lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse what's on my mind!?, some chickBand playing theFOB tonight, but we have to attend College briefing, I didn't sign up for college or extended benefits, just to serve!! lovs, theSam!!

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Shayne Crow-ghost lol i know.... but i really think i will do well in the entertainment business too!!! lol i still think i would do cosmetology too but i just got this great idea now so yeah. besides i already found this awesome university in florida that i would like to apply for sometime after i go to utah this fall hopefully... so yeah. lol love u bro!!!! =D

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so I hope U get into the Utah school, but I no that may take a year or 2 because of the waiting list, So Maybe U can find some thing to do for the next few years? How about checking into the school Halie goes to in Wasilla? You can attend that school for the next few years or until U are 21 and live in the valley near and the city! Think about that!

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yah i guesss that be a good thing too. lol i really do wish i wasn't the slow one!!!! everyone is already out and about and living im still here waiting and i may never get to see someone i really want too. so it sucks! eh....well whatever. and besides were would i live if i went to wasilla. and isn't that for ppl who are a little more different ... See Morethan i am?? i don't know! i forget what they do there . and like i said were would i live? will i be getting a job somewhere? lol i love and miss u too !!!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse Welcome newcomers to my faceBook account, look elsewhere on theNet for "alaska village tales" and see where theSam!! began, lovs, theSam!! =:oD

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Samuel Flyinghorse currently 33.8 F in Kirkuk Iraq, do you know where your former VillagePublicSafetyOfficer is?, me either, probably at theWagonWheel getting hotCocoa or roaming thePX again. d:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse -tehSam!!, now stealing CranberryJuice from theChowHall on a daily basis, wishing he had some SoCo/southernComfort to go with it!! -theSam!!, who's at MotorPool so much lately fixing up theHumvees, that his Gloves will go up in flames along with theHumvee next bomb they hit!! d:o( -tehSam!!, still silly after all these years.

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Samuel Flyinghorse busy days and back out on patrol testerday, I drove again and was alright w/ that. lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse we got hit by small arms fire, i drove casualty back to base, he's recovering, he'll be back, we're all ok, today's a day off for us, doing laundry now.

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"U,!!" have access 2 "laundry facilities & I don't???" Now isn't that ironic. Jus told the "OLE" man gotta load up every thing an go 2 Delta 4 a day 2 wash.

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MNM, no one we know, just a teamLeader who got here before we did, he was last one up the slope, making sure his men were before him.

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Samuel Flyinghorse uhm... word to the wise, never blindly follow Sgts advice and say to the IP's, "oondeeki!!" (I'm Gay!!), LOL, thanks sgt. =:o(

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remember JFH when he said 2 Berna,"pinche _ _ _ " he was told it was a greeting. Berna just laughed AT J 4 being stupid...???

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Samuel Flyinghorse went out today on mission. Stood around at an IP/iraqpolice station and we chatted with ip's thru an interpreter, oh what fun it is to explain about my homestate Alaska!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse whom showed up to his teamLeaders chu door in runny makeup, sobbing openly clutching his Nods, rifle w/Optics. After all it was Sensitive Items check, as happens daily for valuable stuff we Soldiers are issued. =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse day 19, 1st month, still disrupting their plans to Reclass me from Infantry to MotorPoolMechanic, "hand me that wrench" was met by me staring at the sky miming flying theHelos that suddenly flew over, They sent me to lunch and I skipped away sputtering car sounds =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse triceps shaking from being at Motorpool. New concrete pads to drive humvees up on were installed, 2' off ground, Sit on the edge, hands at your sides, scoot butt off and Dip down. Move feet out more as needed and dip, dip, dip touching your butt on the ground. lovs, tehPT fail!! =:o)

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Samuel Flyinghorse Address Update!!, underneath my profile picture is my current where abouts outside Conus / continental united states, just don't tell my last two Alaska girlfriends or my last cellPhone provider please!!, lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse I see that while I was away from FB that someone commented upo a commentated comment regarding changed relationship status in an unapproved possible family member comment!!.... Click over "there!!" for details, lovs, theSam!!

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Jessica Adams when your lil sis is going to bed, your getting up. Be safe Big Bro, use your sun screen, and hand sanitizer, there are many at home who love you and care for you. Moved over ther weekend. love ya! jessie

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehPT fail!! will fail again in the morning for the retest.... wait, will fail again in 90 days for tehRetest!!, after all it's only SitUps to pass. =:oD

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Samuel Flyinghorse everyone in squad got new tacLites except for him.... after all NativeAmericans can see in theDark!!, they can can't they?! =:o(

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Samuel Flyinghorse IN LOVING MEMORY!! (but we completely forgot!!) How To Tell Your Memorial Ceremony!? was promptly forgotten!! On theMemorial Flyer cover; -Instead of a flashy Unit crest of Deaths head reaping, raping and pillaging every known enemy to mankind with fire shooting out it's redEyes!!, there was a SELFpicture of YOU p...assed out under your Barracks apt bunk bed!! (completely staged Sam... completely staged)

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Samuel Flyinghorse too many drillSgts spoil the Platoon. Today we practiced vehicle drills, we walked first then we got into theVehicles and drilled somemore, I hopped out and pulled security per one drill, when i went to mount up, 2 sgts told me to get out, and another told me to hop in. If this were actual combat scenario, I got left behind-literally.

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Samuel Flyinghorse -theSam!! theWho?, theWhat!!?, theWhere & theWhen!? of 3rd Division. (translation- who does he think he is sleeping in?, What did he do now!?, Where is he?, When did this happen?!) *sigh*

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Samuel Flyinghorse today's Horoscope: You'll be looking for something lost!! Ehr... that was last week when I got a new Chu key. But wait, after PT each day I rub my sides looking for my lost love handles, so, yeah.

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Samuel Flyinghorse today is "send Sam!! an eMail Day", even if it's spam!! =:oP

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Samuel Flyinghorse listening to my fave songs on youtube. It sure would be nice to have some music to listen to when at the gym.

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Do I hear sonnie-boy whinneing 2 his MAMA ?? Remind U'r SISTER 2 do what she SAID she wd,. "helllooooo!"...

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Samuel Flyinghorse thanks to theChowHall giving away this stuff, tehSam!! is now a fan of ICE BREAKERS Spearmint IceCube gum. =:oD

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Mesoon, U R not 6-8 anymore, "grow up !!! U R late 4 wrk !!...no I think U R fired.... Ena

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Samuel Flyinghorse if Sam!! were leader, there'd be not only a chicken in every pot but a dishwasher for every chick!!, wait... I didn't get that either. lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse gettin' away for awhile at the selfLaundry on base, surfing theNet with ease and no chu mates or others to bother me or barge in all the time,

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Samuel Flyinghorse hopes that everyone can help out the people in Haiti, instead of making stupid judgemental remarks about them, like that stupid preacher, a true God would never visit disaster like that quake upon his children out of spite. This world happens, we all need to help out, not sit back bow our heads and pretend to do something. lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse thePT fail failed again!! =:oD

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Samuel Flyinghorse having recently applied OnLine for his Alaska pfd monies, just remembered that he left ALL his military paperwork in FortStewart, what copies of Orders theState!! needs before giving theHandOut!!, a handUp in late 2010 via the alaskan pfd funds!! *dowh*

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Samuel Flyinghorse CrossWords witSam!! (and soon to come, SamSpellcheck!! and Sampunktuation!!), 4 letters across, "he should _ _ _ _ theArmy" (hint-starts with Q ends with T) Next week, 4 across, What Sam!!'s first TrampStamp will be when he gets Inked!! (hint-you see it on every current US Army sticker, a big white S _ _ R!! d:oP lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse todaysHoroscope: Though YOU are responsible for your own life!! (just not for the next 3yrs 5mos!!) someone else seems to be having control over it for now and boy do the Sgts love to make you do pushups, get coffee, clean theHumvees, pick up rocks, go get mail, feed them chow... !! =:o\

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Is that part of "turning the other cheek," or learning 2 be "Consistant??" Is this all a part of "OUR" nomadic CURSE??? Luv Ya Sonnie.

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will someone please tell mom what sarcasm n humor means!? *sigh*, lovs theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse there's a whole squad of soldiers in my chu!! (sigh) Laundry time, clothes are standing up on their own AGAIN!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehSam!! finally met his match!!, (I mean besides that hhuuggee Delish Sgt MP that guards theFOB and she always watches me at chow... erh, anyway) cos today I got to ride in an MRAP to the motorpool. The doors are so heavy, you throw a lever or button just to open and close them!! *overwhelmed*, lovs, theSam!!

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U R not 16,...U R there 4 a "JOB," U commited 2 Uncle,..want me 2 KIK !! U'r BUTT on U'r next leave...

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....tehKicking!! will probably happen in july, cos i put in for my 2 weeks R&R leave for july, remember tho, us lakota men are flat butted... =:o( lovs, theSam!!

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Shayne Crow-ghost hey theSam!!! lol don't worry i will enjoy my youth, but i am getting into the adult world and it isn't very fun.....of couse!!! NOt! lol jessica wants me to live with her and stuff.....i might. mom thinks it would be a good thing. and i do to. but i just kinda frustrated lol but i'm good now.....but eliane isn't happ...y with us...so i'm just mad about that. lol but i'm good anyways! love and miss you sam!!! peace and love!! please keep the peace! xoxo

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Samuel Flyinghorse dusty day today, but at end of the day for Notes from teamLeaders 2 of us had clean weapons!!, take care of your equipment and it will take care of you. lovs, theSoldierSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse oh.... and hold your pee for hours!!, cos we drove around all over the place. Other than that it was a great day of serving my country here in Iraq!! lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse cooped up in back of humvee yet again!!, and on the right side this time. Sit w/ your feet under your knees, no footspace at all.

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Samuel Flyinghorse speaking softly, and carrying a big Stick!! otherwise known as a Log for PT!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse having gone over to "theDarkSide" on a microbus, it wasn't what I expected. (airForce side of base w/extensive shoppettes, etc) lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse Ran around FOB today. Then died twice doing Crunches & SitUps. But Sgt, I wanna do layDowns not GetUps!! *pouts* lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse will go to Bn offices tomorrow, for what I don't know, but will also see Chaplain & others about this Harassment of me going on from peers on up to leadership. laterz, lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse i swear it never ends. Today while dismounted, i took my turn urinating, someone throws rocks at me. Was it an emergency?, no, later on i called them on it and get yelled at.

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Samuel Flyinghorse cute iraqi kids waving at us as we drove through the neighborhood!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse just posted up at "AlaskaVillageTales", my blog. Go see!! lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse wake up, pt, shower, chow, patrol or else sit in chu aallll day, Unless!!, theres a work party, then it's back to theCHU. I swear, if he didn't keep losing his chu key and go visit theMayorCell (cityHall/police/billeting for workorders etc) he'd never break out of his rut!!

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"who he??' Did I tell U we sent 2 boxes yesterday before three? Had 2 fill out "Custom" papers it was attached 2 U're boxes & a copy was given back 2 me......ENa

January 8 at 9:15am ·

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Samuel Flyinghorse dinner and a movie!! or at least a run through theMainline and then sneaking ice cream to sit by myself amongst theAirForce!!, no self respecting Infantryman even LOOKS at a POG/persoOtherThanGrunt unless it's to see if she's cute!!, lovs, theSam!!

January 6 at 5:29pm Only Friends · Comment · LikeUnlike

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Samuel Flyinghorse considering a new circus act for pt barnum!!, See the Soldier get out of the Humvee!!, better yet, make him buckle himself in!!

January 6 at 5:06pm Only Friends · Comment · LikeUnlike

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Samuel Flyinghorse good news!!, I'm now eligible for promotion to E-4, just have to be here 90+ days, etc. Being PriorService helps too, but I probably won't get it, lovs, PFC Sam!!

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Michelle Nicole Morado

congrats buddy! u'll get it!

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Samuel Flyinghorse ya' know, PT is just two letters from Pity!!, d:oP lovs thePTfail!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse managed to keep thePants-n-Shirt!!, almost gave away theGerber!! at an IraqPolice checkpoint. I swear, you give away ONE lil' ol' $4 cheap Caribiner (to hold NODs onto ArmorVest via 550cord) and those guys want your Humvee!!, lovs, theGullible!!

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Sherry Flying-horse

There is Charity & there is gullible, {which I tho't was a BLOND thing} But U have to remember Son, it is all "material." And what did the Master say???? ENa

January 6 at 10:46pm ·

Samuel Flyinghorse

i know, they're dirt poor, live in shacks made from garbage, n I'm not gullible, I'm just saying mama. sheeesh, lovs, theSon!!

January 7 at 10:06am ·

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Samuel Flyinghorse *sigh*, someone tell Mom how to use theChat option please!!, I post to her and she never answers,

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Sherry Flying-horse

Tell her U're self....I can read, I can See,I wear a Hearing aid but I can LIP read!!!!!!!... Wanna see me get down n boogie?? naah not gd 4 my hips.

January 6 at 12:14am ·

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Samuel Flyinghorse just finished shooting the 249 machinegun at range, i got 36 hits from an 80 rd belt, good they say, but my helmet kept falling forward, they must think i'm going to lay down in battle!?, lovs, theSam!!

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Andrew Seavy

we put two of those on our cutter a couple of years ago. Fun to shoot, but we couldn't sink a 17 foot fiberglass migrant boat until we opened up with the .50s.

January 5 at 1:38pm ·

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Samuel Flyinghorse standing around all day at motorpool, at least i wasn't a greasemonkey today,

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Samuel Flyinghorse thePTfail!! ran without complaint today. I hate theArmy, only in the sense that, I don't respond to verbal n physical abuse/aggression disguised as motivating the troops. I've stood up to a few srEnlisted recently, We're in combat zone but don't have to lose our decency n humanity. lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse Wanted: newKnees, betterAnkles so I can pass upcoming PFT!!, Will consider trading out manBoobs for yours IIFF!! they can get me past 50pushups, am keeping theGut!! Will negotiate on ankles for Cankles!! SeriouslySilly Inquiries Only please!!, lovz, theSam!! pod14, CHU 11, door 11B d:o/

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Andrew Seavy

sorry, my knees and ankles can't pass my own PFT. Good thing the Coast Guard doesn't require it once you're out of Basic! lol

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Samuel Flyinghorse ?!!, wondering what the tiny cotterPin, the long spring, that beltWebbing and that funny device you can see through-in-CrossHairs IS!! after cleaning my Weapon, oh well, extra parts to sell!! btw, anyone seen my WebSling? and how come my bufferTube assembly bounces up & down in buttStock?! like it needs a spring or something..... sheesh. lovz, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse takin' theFOB by storm!!...... erh, at least by Humvee driver training.

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Sherry Flying-horse

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Sherry Flying-horse It's me,...U'r mean ole mama BEAR. set 2 tip ups, 1 caught. Readout is shakin things up around its-self. came home 4 new yrs eve doings. "stayed home tho." Mupphet drove over 2 the hall "brought dad snacks." she was home by nine. Sleepy after stm/bth Sam talk at U later. ENa

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Samuel Flyinghorse

at least she's not behind the wheel of a Humvee!!, they're slow to move and stop, just got certified to drive one today, now I'm doing selfHelpLaundry, where you can do laundry and read up on those selfHelp books lying around... ehh!! lovs, theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse rang in the NewYear on combat patrol, we're back safe, we saw paperLanterns aflight all over theCity, hope everyones resolutions aren't broken. lovz theSam!!

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Samuel Flyinghorse tehSam!! iz sad, cos a friend that adopted him never writes.... tehSam!! iz going to run away very soon to find a new friend to write too *VerySad!!* d:o(

December 31, 2009 at 1:46pm Only Friends · Comment · LikeUnlike

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Samuel Flyinghorse morning PT was fun, after formation in theRain!!, our squad ran over to the main gym. I hopped on a treadmill the used theWeightMachines for arms, chest. HappyNewYear everyone. lovs, theSoldierSam!!

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