1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
Which is what theSam!! hit her with.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
theSam!! uses Snuggle. And then only when theWasher in HIS head doesn't eat his undies.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
And after living in theVillage for 6+yrs theSam!! types with the…