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ArmyEducatedSam!!

Distance Education!!

Check out tehUndergraduate courses that theNevehGraduated!! is currently taking while on deployment.

-Acct101!! Principles of Accounten!!

When 1stSergeant gives thePlatoon 5 seconds to break formation and get out of his sight, How many pushups does theLakotaSoldier do?! 

(hint-hint, it's as many fingers as ya' got cos thePTFail still is!!)

-Acct301!! IntermediateAccounting!!

*preReq to BusLaw and as it pertains to ForeignRelations and those stacks of funny money you'll confiscate at various roadside checkPoints while deployed*

Useful for when theTerp!! (your Platoons Interpreter) goes round robin round thePlatoon 3x asking for falafel money and you're absolutely positive that by 2nd request from him,

you gave him over $50 but when he counts back change after everyone changed their minds, theTerp!! only hands back $10 in iraqiDinar!!..... At least you're rolling in truckloads of money, FUNNY money, but falafel-less

and get this. Everyone around you in…

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More Headspace from theSam!!'s MySpace account.boy, is he spaced!!
-------Samuel L Flyinghorse wishing that my bodyArmor had built in
airconditioner!!, so far, my ACU's have built in food dispensers
(pockets)Mood: bummedSamuel L Flyinghorse just a friendly reminder that tehSam!! posts
Silliness on MySpace, FaceBook, AlaskaVillageTales!! and now on
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his hands-just like mrsNye!!Mood: bummedPosted at 2:40 PM Feb 14view more
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1 comment total show more hide all showSamuel L Flyinghorse If I could dream... mine would be about fields of
Falafel, running through acres of falafel!!Mood: amusedPosted at 2:39 PM Feb 14view more
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1 comment total show more hide all showSamuel L Flyinghorse If I could dream... I wouldn't do …