Don't take yourself so seriously!! d:oP
theCompleteSalonClient Care Guide, Version 3
(circa 1997, although an 2007 / 2008 edition is still in theWorks, You still have to hit MegaCastle for theRight periodicals to help “Illustrate this delicate Salon Procedure!!)
if You cannot or DareNot!! contact theHusband / BoyFriend / Girl!!Friend of theClient, then Panic and follow theAdvice you wrote below!!
Page 14 ParaffinWax Applications!!
is impregnated with hotParaffin Wax, but herOutside netherBits, is not completely vanished!!
reach over to DresserStand, Reach INTO clients WarBag!! (purse) and take length of linen or Cotton, (Wrapper is labeled “Maxi”)
Insert tapered end until out of sight and then Draw through Client by pulling out!! (that IS what theSTRING is for!!)
You may have to reInsert and draw again to completely coat INSIDE with hotParaffinWax evenly.
Leave Cotton section on it’s end while…