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Uncle Sam!!'s Army Guide

UncleSam!!'s Complete Army Guide -How To Tell!! htt that You need Glasses!! You go to every "WiFi Hot Spot" expecting to find yourself a Bride!!, and this while wearing your issued ArmySpecs "BCG's!!" (birthControlGlasses) Bo) -How To Tell!! htt that everyone knows you're broke on paydays!! You're...... I'm theOnly one at theRecCtr / RecreationCenter on base, in fact, I'm the only one eating in chowHall that day...... ALL month too!! -HTT!! that I've been in theArmy all my life. Cos no one saw me back then (a minority) and no one sees me now!! (even when I'm a Minority wearing army digital combat uniform!!) -HTT!! that UncleSam!! wants you to be (and in MY case, to GO BACK to theBar & Grill!!) an professionalChef!! Because your BlackBeret can be poofed up like a mushroom cap on top of your head, just like chefBoydArdee!!  d:oP -HTT!! that theArmy DOESN'T want you to have kidz!!   d:o( The Drill Sergeants / DS follow through on threats to kic…

Sand Hill

-SAND HILL Sat 19 Sep 2009, Ft Benning, GA Woke up today at 0200hrs, in a fog of sleep went to the Latrine past sleeping Soldiers and those 2 on FireWatch, "Sign In, Flyinghorse", an 17yr old Soldier whispered to me from the darkness, redLensed flashlight flitting from me back to his writingPaper, I signed in my name on theTapedUp notebook paper posted on the bathroom door before I went into theLatrine, The paper on theDoor was stark reminder of last weeks Indescretions that EVERYONE in thePlatoon paid for, and dearly in PushUps, confinement to theBay after work / training hours and in general, Just being treated like lil' ol' Privates by theDrillSergeants vs being treated like grownUp men, but, it wasn't "US" priorService men that had gone out on 4 hour pass on Sunday and bartered for smokes, come back to Barracks, HID those contraband items and also sold them to Other company recruits, when instead, it was mostly a few of thePrivates (the BCT / Basic Comb…