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theAnt & theGrassHopper

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER:

This one is a little different... Two Different Versions... Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away...

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold  and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video…

June 2010 more of Sam!!'s How To Tell!!....

June 2010 more of theSam!!'s "How To Tell!!" (that the hot Iraqi sun's gone cooked his Lakota brain!!)
Just read these inane Twitter posts!!

-too afraid to log into cafeWorld, theEmps might wanna be paid, I'll have to wash dishes again, and AnyaStoli is probly still sobbin at bar!

-too afraid to play CallOfDuty again,
I shot captMcTavish in theBlizzard, dude, wear black or something!! not white like the badguys....

-but then I remembered I'm Lakota, and capt is WHITE, They stole our lands!! So I emptied a clip on him. I love Call Of Duty. 
-I tried to eat at BurgerWorld, hey guys, Its not like YOU don't have any guns to repel enemies. I'm starving, besides we blew the Pizzaplace

-And running thru the nice neighborhoods
, I cried so hard in one Mansion, our shootout destroyed theWineCellar. *boo-hoo-hoo* I hate CoD!!

-i love CafeWorld though, "chef made too much linguini and needs to give to his friends". He looks surprised as one chefBoss of min…

Looking Ahead!!

theSam!! looks ahead by LookingBack (at what he's done in life). I went to KregsList on tehNet!! for inspiration on this blog post, besides, I might be a Civilian sooner than I think!! and it helps to always be prepared for the eventual transition.

-theSam!! Looks Ahead,
Looking for a dedicated, hardworking, clean and dependable dishwasher for a great downtown fine dining restaurant.
There are responsibilities outside of dishwashing like janitorial and minor groudskeeping.

competetive pay, friendly staff and great working environment.

please e-mail with resumes
Experience in dishwashing required!!

theSam!! Translates theAd for You!!
Looking for a careerDeadEnded, Desparate individual who at least wipes his nose on his shirt and combs his hair (nothing else in required!! unless you apply for chef'sHelper then you must zip your fly and have your shirt on outsideOut and front forward)

Must only be dependable in as much as you can depend on Us to feed you daily at shifts end and that you …