ratedSam!! =:oP
here's a few quotes from theSam!!'s leadership on even finding theSoldier in the first place!!
-"like searching for a needle in a haystack, during platoon downtime, then I remembered that he's losing weight w/ forced PT, therefore, he's not food restricted anymore, so we headed straight to burgerKing at theWagonWheel foodcourt!!"
-as we could plainly see from his dismal PT test scores, Recruiting had a hard time finding Quality!!
-"a lot of clicking around!!, then we remembered to take his cigarette lighter, his chapstick and his on-lanyard-to-his-beltloop CHU keys out of his pocket and voila!! It was just the Whif-whif-whif of his of his on-lanyard-to-beltloop Wallet in his OTHER pants pocket!!"
-easy to find INformation yet hard to find inFORMATION, and that's just cause he's so damn big yet he'll literally melt away, evaporate, just disappear literally right in front of you when you need volunteers to do work details-yet he'll never move out of sight of you while being invisible!!
-"he hears so much information that it often creates confusion and a confusedSam!! is creative in hearing any more info you have to offer"
-you have to know what Soldier you're looking for first before even finding him, and that means acting like you don't know what that is and just sit there, soon there he be!!
-I have 20+yrs of Army membership and can verify that this Soldier!? ain't theRealDeal... except for his chubbyChins!!, during jumpingJacks when doing platoon PT his chins and jowls become many and they are real!!
-easy to play with yet he gets bogged down, kinda like when theHumvee truck got bogged down when he took a shortcut route to theFuelFarm!!
"at some point you visited theAlaska!! villageTales blogsite, you might wanna eventually lose interest there buddy!!"
=:oP
lovs, tehSam!!
-"like searching for a needle in a haystack, during platoon downtime, then I remembered that he's losing weight w/ forced PT, therefore, he's not food restricted anymore, so we headed straight to burgerKing at theWagonWheel foodcourt!!"
-as we could plainly see from his dismal PT test scores, Recruiting had a hard time finding Quality!!
-"a lot of clicking around!!, then we remembered to take his cigarette lighter, his chapstick and his on-lanyard-to-his-beltloop CHU keys out of his pocket and voila!! It was just the Whif-whif-whif of his of his on-lanyard-to-beltloop Wallet in his OTHER pants pocket!!"
-easy to find INformation yet hard to find inFORMATION, and that's just cause he's so damn big yet he'll literally melt away, evaporate, just disappear literally right in front of you when you need volunteers to do work details-yet he'll never move out of sight of you while being invisible!!
-"he hears so much information that it often creates confusion and a confusedSam!! is creative in hearing any more info you have to offer"
-you have to know what Soldier you're looking for first before even finding him, and that means acting like you don't know what that is and just sit there, soon there he be!!
-I have 20+yrs of Army membership and can verify that this Soldier!? ain't theRealDeal... except for his chubbyChins!!, during jumpingJacks when doing platoon PT his chins and jowls become many and they are real!!
-easy to play with yet he gets bogged down, kinda like when theHumvee truck got bogged down when he took a shortcut route to theFuelFarm!!
"at some point you visited theAlaska!! villageTales blogsite, you might wanna eventually lose interest there buddy!!"
=:oP
lovs, tehSam!!
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