Stand Up Sam!!
sam!! stands up while sitting down. -this months Soldier is ... the soldier: theSam!! =:o) We'd interview someone more important but everyone else is currently out on Patrol or at checkPoint!! sleeping out of : tehMWR tent, actually I sit down in the bunkers next to theMWR Rec tent stare off at theHorizon and get accused of falling asleep by Sgts. women tend to be excited by my: absence from their presence. my infomercial would sell: packaged mediocrity to masses lower on humanity scale than thePeopleOfWalmert one thing people say that stirs up an instant desire to throw a punch: who cut your hair? (I often do) if i were a ninja, i would: trade my sword & throwing star in for an m-249 beltfed machinegun and an MRAP. Who needs to sneak around and be subtle these days? worst humiliation ever suffered: prostate exam by hotCougar at MEPS in Anchorage before reEnlisting into tehArmeh!! fans recognize me by: my resemblance to my facebook profilePic, It's theChubbyChins ya...