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2 cats for sale!!!

Nah... I can't sell my two cats Leo and Fluffy. They're too cute. Besides, no one can feed them pet them and argue with them like I can. We just saw Catwoman on DVD. Oh heavens, I'm in love with black leather, heels and tiny women. theSam’s!! How to Tell if You’re being Stalked by thePrincess. (even though you quit working for Her YEARS ago) 1. You return home from work one day to find NFL-themee decorations (Denver Broncos) all over the place. 2. You go to the barber for a haircut and he puts the “Sea-Witch” logo on the back of your head - complete with Royal Blue dye. 3. Ditto for the dog groomers, and your Cat!! 4. Your pets food dishes are replaced by outrageously expensive Hand-made, Gold sprinkled, Kiln-fired white glazed China plates weighing 20 lbs each. 5. Your wardrobe has been replaced with khaki pants and white uniform shirts. In fact, you have an intense dislike for Green & Khaki pants, Royal blue shirts and black pants, plain white shirts and black p

Obituary

Being theSam!! is both rigorus and challenging.... That's why theSam! is an online personality because in real life - theSam!! is actually just warm and fuzzy. More Creative Tourist-luring plates WDBGR8 , by BethBragg, AnchorageDailyNewspaper 10/7/2005 C AK B4UDIE ORELSE C AK B4 ITFRYZ O2B INAKB4 WEMELT CDSNOW B4ITGZ BIGBUX BRDGES 4U2C EZ4U2 GTLOST NHERE DARE2B BEARB8 2HI4U? YAHOO MATSU COME2C TEDNBEN NTIMID8 LEAVE D FRICAN RV HOME ------ TheSam!! Says HUGME PRNCS CWITCH CRPWL SAMN LOPAY 5MNTH 8K QUOTU WACHU OLDWMN PNOMN MUZIK SECRET NOSLEP VANRYD 2 ANCRG VANRYD 2 FRBNKS VANRYD 2 SFBAL ILVNS HVGRL MGN2D9 FACDWN ATPNT NCNCUS HOW DRIUAM EDR RCHFUD XRCYS SRGRE 2REMV GLBLDR OUCH IETLTL NOFUD NOFUN SAMSAD theND OBITZ Former resident of theSam!!, Golly B. Ladder, "24", died Oct 6,2005 @1635hrs after losing a month long fued with landlord-theSam!! Mr Bladder was born Aug 9 in South Dakota. He loved to hide out in his 1 organ condo in the prestigious Upper Right Quadrant Heigh