Obituary

Being theSam!! is both rigorus and challenging....
That's why theSam! is an online personality because in real life - theSam!! is actually just warm and fuzzy.

More Creative Tourist-luring plates WDBGR8, by BethBragg, AnchorageDailyNewspaper 10/7/2005

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theND

OBITZ
Former resident of theSam!!, Golly B. Ladder, "24", died Oct 6,2005 @1635hrs after losing a month long fued with landlord-theSam!!

Mr Bladder was born Aug 9 in South Dakota.
He loved to hide out in his 1 organ condo in the prestigious Upper Right Quadrant Heights neighborhood-just off 6-Pack Blvd.

G. BLadder was a reclusive homebody but would often confide in his good buddy, Red Liver, about the "Good Old Days" when pop was $.75, Candy was $.50, and doughnuts were really greasy.

He was an "Gastric Assembly Line Engineer" by trade, having apprenticed under the careful tutelage of R. Liver andthe close guidance of Mr P. Ancreas-another close neighbor.

Removing water was Golly's specialty.

His friends say that Golly was direct and to the point with his sardonic, acidic wit and always went the extra "Bile" to help others in need.

Noteable achievements in Golly's life were;
Breaking down grade school mystery lunches,
Enduring the hideous Navy Chow when Golly enlisted 14yrs ago,
And most recently- Slaving over thePrincess' yummy Tater tots.

Golly loved making and collecting stone sediment deposits, Internet Gaming, and was very proud of his photo albums of cute fuzzy kitties.

Golly's love for rich chocolate desserts and cheesecake with milk knew no bounds.
His absence will be missed by all who knew him-Except for Landlord theSam!!

Golly B. Ladder was preceded in death by 2 setss of Molar teeth, the Blood-Sweat and Tear cells that were taken by thePrincess just this last summer. And the 5,000 head hairs taken by Supercuts.

A Celebration of Life breakfast was held Fri 7 Oct at ANMC (alaska native medical center).

Later on theSam!! continued to "celebrate" at a downtown Anchorage "WokOn In" Chinese restaurant and finished with libations of Cranberry juice and two pots of Coffee at the HolidayzInn.

Funeral arrangements are with ANMC Dr's kev and Vorkian, and Nurse Bea P. Cuff-Tutite.

In leau of flowers, cards and well wishes theSam!! encourages EVERYONE to eat a pound of butter a week, double up on the Gravy and fry all meats in Crisco oil!!

In fact, the fatter the foods - the Better!!

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