2 cats for sale!!!
Nah... I can't sell my two cats Leo and Fluffy. They're too cute. Besides, no one can feed them pet them and argue with them like I can. We just saw Catwoman on DVD. Oh heavens, I'm in love with black leather, heels and tiny women. theSam’s!! How to Tell if You’re being Stalked by thePrincess. (even though you quit working for Her YEARS ago) 1. You return home from work one day to find NFL-themee decorations (Denver Broncos) all over the place. 2. You go to the barber for a haircut and he puts the “Sea-Witch” logo on the back of your head - complete with Royal Blue dye. 3. Ditto for the dog groomers, and your Cat!! 4. Your pets food dishes are replaced by outrageously expensive Hand-made, Gold sprinkled, Kiln-fired white glazed China plates weighing 20 lbs each. 5. Your wardrobe has been replaced with khaki pants and white uniform shirts. In fact, you have an intense dislike for Green & Khaki pants, Royal blue shirts and black pants, plain white shirts and black p...