Which Dog Are You?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

and last but not least....
theVillage Sled dog:
*yyyaaawwwnnn*
What time is it? *blink-blink*
Got to drive down to the General Store for food, I hate that damn truck.

*cranks the engine and grinds the gears*
Fix the damn brakes I said last week but NNooooo!
Master had to go spend $400 on propane for that trailer house so those damn cats could sleep warmly at night while I freeze my tail off in that igloo house.

*checks both ways for traffic before pulling out onto the highway*
Then he turned around and bought me NutraFeed instead of AttaBoy dog food and got
FFRRIISSKKIIEESS for those darn cats.

What else???? Oh. and files to sharpen the chainsaw blades.
Good thing I can't grasp the axe or else Master will have me chop wood too.
It's a dogs life living here in AK.

We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Life

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