theSoldierSam!!

theSoldierSam!!
 
-theSoldierSam!!
now tehBlackEye!! of 3rd Division (and of FortStewart!!)
 
-tSS!!
whom can STILL see Russia from his house!! (only cos he hid theSmirnoff vodka bottle in the grass field across from theReceptionBarracks!!)
 
-tSS!!
hoping to win theTriStateMega-millions lotto before deployment!!
 
-tSS!!
Georgias most Dazed & Confused Army Soldier!!
 
-tSS!!
his "edge on Life in tehArmeh!!" is the dull rusty disposable razor in his ShaveKit bag.
 
-tSS!!
having found his future in theArmy!! (but only cos he glanced at theHoroscopes while reading theBaseNewsPaper)
 
-tSS!!
still Nipping!! from theAfterShave bottle tucked away inside his ShaveKitBag
(only not as much though once he walked into a miniShoppette on base and realized "they Sold Alcohol!!")
 
-tSS!!
trying to "be all he can be" in tehArmeh!!, which after 1 pushup in fortSill and that 2nd bout with "recruitCrud" in fortBenning-quite frankly still isn't much!!
 
-tSS!!
now face dwon in theGutter!! - on both coasts (after drinking heavily in Alaska and now in Georgia!!)...... hmmmm, and apparently STILL NOT using SpellCheck either.
 
-tSS!!
gone Camping!! (FTX) & Hiking!! (12 mile ruck march)
 
-tSS!!
completely out to Lunch!! ( over at BurgerzKing or hitting up RobbingHood, Pepe' JohnsPizza in theFoodCourt)
 
-tSS!!
able to leap tall buildings with a single bound!! (and why not!? YOU would too after tossing a couple of 5ths of JimBeam whiskey with a couple of Monster Energydrink chasers!!)
 
-tSS!!
where 'er he am - thar he be!! (even if it means hiding in plain site Under cover of darkness smack dab in middle of theBallfield park close by ReceptionBarracks-sittin' down drinkin' Tequila!!)
 
-tSS!!
where 'er he pass out - thar he be (found by Base Popo!!)
(even after trying to run and hide from thePopo in plain site under cover of darkness by theFence surrounding theBallfield park......)
 
-tSS!!
theBlack Eye of 3rd Division!! ......but you knew this already.
(and now thanks to JimBeam bourbon, Bacardi 151Rum and a 3 day weekend, he's also theTenderLiver!!, theAchingBody!! and the over all Fatigue of 3rd ID)
 
-tSS!!
whom was the only serviceMember NotIssued a SuicidePrevention card but was given extraBullets, was still allowed to drink and was immediately Deployed!!
 
-tSS!!
still not accepted at theMahne Reception Center / MRC (and his bunk at ReceptionBarracks was a spot on theFloor!!)
 
-tSS!!
when, while still IN ReceptionWeek, he was ordered to "take that hill!!"-was given a LawnMower
 
d:oP
 
-theFortStewart!!
"gateWay to theRock!!", unfortunately, one we'd like to close but then where would Sam!! go then?
 
-theFortStew!!
'gateWay to theRock!!", he got moved clear across base and now has to walk 35mins for his Liquor!!
 
-tFS!!
"gateWay to theFuture!!", only Sam!!'s future is filled with "UnEmployment!!"
 
-tFS!!
"Sam!!'s GateWay to SkidRow!!"
 
-tFS!!
"Sam!!'s gateWay to theBreadLines!!"
 
-tFS!!
"gateWay to theSoupKitchens!!", at least theSam!! won't go hungry.
 
-tFS!!
theSam!!'s "gait" is that of a hobbleHorse that needs to be shot and sent to theGlueFactory!!
 
-tFS!!
now afflicted by Sam!! for the next 3 yrs.
d:o(
 
lovs,
theSam!!

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