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Samuel Flyinghorse tada!! *drumRoll* theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFACchefs Will NeverTell You!! (((insert your own comment here))) lovs, theSam!!
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 24. we recycle as much as we can too ya' know, We roll thePieCrusts w/that ExhaustTubing when that last MRAP got hit by IED, and we preRoll extra PaniniSandwiches w/TireTread, we Still sign for foodShipments with Sgt ButterFingers hand after last years DFAC bombing!! Blank Stare
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 23. Wow, almost 25 to go. This totally strains credibility listing these things, not like Khamed though, when he strains theFruitPuree for morning breakfast, he does so like you stomp grapes but this is Iraq, we let our donkeys help out too!! WTF
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 22. why yes, half the cast from arnoldSwartzhisName's movie "trueLies" is on the nightShift, get them to slipping and falling down on theSlippery floorWax and we all tumble about just like in the movie!! LOL
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 21. we actually take it easy on the butter and salt, after all, summer's here and we want you imperialistSoldiers to get heatStriked out in the sun, or is it, get heated up like you make swimming motions?, no, We want... never mind. just eat, watch tv. Winks
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 20. i mean, seriously, theSoundingBoard/feedBack sheet & drop box is just a SUGGESTION, who has time to install a takeout food window!? gee you Amrikans are lazy, You want food before you go patrol our neighborhoods and threaten our famlies. WTH
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 19. when we skulk about amongst everyone sweeping, wiping up spills, We secretly wonder what theFemaleSoldiers would look like in Burqas and what the guys would-in manDress!! hey, everyone has fantasies!! Winks
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #18. just in case anyone recognizes us when eating at theWagonWheel (pizzaHut, bergerKing etc) it's probably cos theDFAC mgrs caught us making food after NOT washing our hands, It is called "fastFood" isn't it?!-right thru you. Grin
Samuel Flyinghorse reading stars&stripes news online, at first I thought it was another Beating & Bondage site, but then again, w/ todays Inhumane news lately, What's theDiff!? WTF
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 17. between washing theLeeks, theLettuce etc in the giant sinks, we all wash our feet and hands. And, you Amrikans might joke about "wiping myAss then making Salad" but for us it's no joke. Thumbs Up
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 16. Hooters might make you happy, but here on Deployment at least you know theChickenWings & the UniBrows (eyebrow) are real and the hajiSmiles are fake!! tongue-out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 15. We'd make more iceCubes but we tend to forget the recipe, WTH
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 14. there really was anSgt, andSam!! sitting w/ a really Hot femaleOfficer, the lights in DFAC suddenly go out, followed by a kissing slurping sound... No Sam!! didnt kiss anyone, he ate msCaptains iceCream!! Crying
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #13. Just like most amrikanPolice wear black to hide BloodStains, we wearWhite to hide Spittle that we hack into your food glaring
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 12. We did try to name each foodStation for you Army guys, but HamburgerHill, IED Alley, Suicide Run etc was already taken.
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! #11. Seriously, never bite theHand!! that feeds, cos to us Haji, actually biting theThumbWeb of theHand!! means something Vulgar, unlike that one Infantryman who bites his hand when Cuteness is near. Tongue out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 10. many of us get our cooking experience, not from cookingSchool, but from faceBooks CafeWorld!!, which would explain why we make too much stuff and give out extra to all our friends!! glaring
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 9. unlike Amrikan women whom point their feet TOWARDS the stoves, We angle our feet outward as to be first to exit the building if we get bombed!! Evil Grin
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 8. and speaking of stale produce, we turn up the heat when cooking your Mongolian food unless some cuteArmyChick is in line, then we ease back and cook a bit longer. tongue-out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 7. motorOil & lots of sugar for Syrup!! And when those Infantry guys hold up theFruit&Veggie convoys again on checkPoint we get our own nightSoil grown produce to your plates in no time!! Cool
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! 6. speak a little louder into theNapkinDispenser when talking of your upcoming missions, or better yet, post up to FB!! Thinking
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 5. YOU'LL hold thePickles and the lettuce... literally!! remember, you're on checkPointOps 24-48hrs straight, that truckDriver you detained 12hrs?!, was bringing in fresh produce for theFOB!! Thumbs Up
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 4. 3,756-ish diners may go in and out on any given day, but around holidays (extraMeat required) 3,740-ish diners leave theBuilding in one piece!! Uh Oh
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 3. that extraKick!! to the Balsamic!? JP-8!! (fuel), of course, this one alcoholicSoldier from Alaska already knew that.... Sad
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 2. yes, colAhdan, CplGhalil, LtColRhami and theTerp (Interpreter) Sahbu DO moonlight in D-Fac, they may be lousy IP's/iraqPopo!! on CheckPoints but they make momsMeatloaf better'n Mom!!! =:oP Wink
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs will never tell you!! 1. Yes, they recycle theGrease soaked bread (from theMorning shift HashBrown trays) Why'd you think theHam&Cheese grilled sandwiches cook so fast?! Happy
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i know this is weird, but when I posted these to faceBook it was formatted better, and besides, you have to read from theBottom up!! tongue-out
Samuel Flyinghorse tada!! *drumRoll* theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFACchefs Will NeverTell You!! (((insert your own comment here))) lovs, theSam!!
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 24. we recycle as much as we can too ya' know, We roll thePieCrusts w/that ExhaustTubing when that last MRAP got hit by IED, and we preRoll extra PaniniSandwiches w/TireTread, we Still sign for foodShipments with Sgt ButterFingers hand after last years DFAC bombing!! Blank Stare
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 23. Wow, almost 25 to go. This totally strains credibility listing these things, not like Khamed though, when he strains theFruitPuree for morning breakfast, he does so like you stomp grapes but this is Iraq, we let our donkeys help out too!! WTF
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 22. why yes, half the cast from arnoldSwartzhisName's movie "trueLies" is on the nightShift, get them to slipping and falling down on theSlippery floorWax and we all tumble about just like in the movie!! LOL
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 21. we actually take it easy on the butter and salt, after all, summer's here and we want you imperialistSoldiers to get heatStriked out in the sun, or is it, get heated up like you make swimming motions?, no, We want... never mind. just eat, watch tv. Winks
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 20. i mean, seriously, theSoundingBoard/feedBack sheet & drop box is just a SUGGESTION, who has time to install a takeout food window!? gee you Amrikans are lazy, You want food before you go patrol our neighborhoods and threaten our famlies. WTH
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 19. when we skulk about amongst everyone sweeping, wiping up spills, We secretly wonder what theFemaleSoldiers would look like in Burqas and what the guys would-in manDress!! hey, everyone has fantasies!! Winks
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #18. just in case anyone recognizes us when eating at theWagonWheel (pizzaHut, bergerKing etc) it's probably cos theDFAC mgrs caught us making food after NOT washing our hands, It is called "fastFood" isn't it?!-right thru you. Grin
Samuel Flyinghorse reading stars&stripes news online, at first I thought it was another Beating & Bondage site, but then again, w/ todays Inhumane news lately, What's theDiff!? WTF
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 17. between washing theLeeks, theLettuce etc in the giant sinks, we all wash our feet and hands. And, you Amrikans might joke about "wiping myAss then making Salad" but for us it's no joke. Thumbs Up
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 16. Hooters might make you happy, but here on Deployment at least you know theChickenWings & the UniBrows (eyebrow) are real and the hajiSmiles are fake!! tongue-out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 15. We'd make more iceCubes but we tend to forget the recipe, WTH
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 14. there really was anSgt, andSam!! sitting w/ a really Hot femaleOfficer, the lights in DFAC suddenly go out, followed by a kissing slurping sound... No Sam!! didnt kiss anyone, he ate msCaptains iceCream!! Crying
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! #13. Just like most amrikanPolice wear black to hide BloodStains, we wearWhite to hide Spittle that we hack into your food glaring
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 12. We did try to name each foodStation for you Army guys, but HamburgerHill, IED Alley, Suicide Run etc was already taken.
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! #11. Seriously, never bite theHand!! that feeds, cos to us Haji, actually biting theThumbWeb of theHand!! means something Vulgar, unlike that one Infantryman who bites his hand when Cuteness is near. Tongue out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 10. many of us get our cooking experience, not from cookingSchool, but from faceBooks CafeWorld!!, which would explain why we make too much stuff and give out extra to all our friends!! glaring
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 9. unlike Amrikan women whom point their feet TOWARDS the stoves, We angle our feet outward as to be first to exit the building if we get bombed!! Evil Grin
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 8. and speaking of stale produce, we turn up the heat when cooking your Mongolian food unless some cuteArmyChick is in line, then we ease back and cook a bit longer. tongue-out
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 7. motorOil & lots of sugar for Syrup!! And when those Infantry guys hold up theFruit&Veggie convoys again on checkPoint we get our own nightSoil grown produce to your plates in no time!! Cool
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs Will Never Tell You!! 6. speak a little louder into theNapkinDispenser when talking of your upcoming missions, or better yet, post up to FB!! Thinking
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 5. YOU'LL hold thePickles and the lettuce... literally!! remember, you're on checkPointOps 24-48hrs straight, that truckDriver you detained 12hrs?!, was bringing in fresh produce for theFOB!! Thumbs Up
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 4. 3,756-ish diners may go in and out on any given day, but around holidays (extraMeat required) 3,740-ish diners leave theBuilding in one piece!! Uh Oh
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 3. that extraKick!! to the Balsamic!? JP-8!! (fuel), of course, this one alcoholicSoldier from Alaska already knew that.... Sad
Samuel Flyinghorse tS!!t25TtDFACcWNTY!! 2. yes, colAhdan, CplGhalil, LtColRhami and theTerp (Interpreter) Sahbu DO moonlight in D-Fac, they may be lousy IP's/iraqPopo!! on CheckPoints but they make momsMeatloaf better'n Mom!!! =:oP Wink
Samuel Flyinghorse theSam!!'s top25 Things theDFAC chefs will never tell you!! 1. Yes, they recycle theGrease soaked bread (from theMorning shift HashBrown trays) Why'd you think theHam&Cheese grilled sandwiches cook so fast?! Happy
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