June 2010 more of Sam!!'s How To Tell!!....
June 2010 more of theSam!!'s "How To Tell!!" (that the hot Iraqi sun's gone cooked his Lakota brain!!)
Just read these inane Twitter posts!!
-too afraid to log into cafeWorld, theEmps might wanna be paid, I'll have to wash dishes again, and AnyaStoli is probly still sobbin at bar!
-too afraid to play CallOfDuty again, I shot captMcTavish in theBlizzard, dude, wear black or something!! not white like the badguys....
-but then I remembered I'm Lakota, and capt is WHITE, They stole our lands!! So I emptied a clip on him. I love Call Of Duty.
-I tried to eat at BurgerWorld, hey guys, Its not like YOU don't have any guns to repel enemies. I'm starving, besides we blew the Pizzaplace
-And running thru the nice neighborhoods, I cried so hard in one Mansion, our shootout destroyed theWineCellar. *boo-hoo-hoo* I hate CoD!!
-i love CafeWorld though, "chef made too much linguini and needs to give to his friends". He looks surprised as one chefBoss of mine....
-surprised as when we found out he cheats on his wife, a Popo friend of mine. LOL, a game is Life and life is not a game.
-Never trust a skinnyChef, never trust a soberBarTender, Never accept a MakeUpArtist at faceValue
-HowToTell!! is back, erh... for as long as Sam!! is Inet connected. Actually, HTT!! is back as long as his attention span holds ou...
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-theSam!!'s HowToTell!! you're at MWR/moraleWelfare&Recreation tent. You see the flames from thePopcorn machine fire 500meters away!!
-HTT!! you're at MWR tent, you also see heavy smoke from theSmokers gathered outside. Thick smoke is Cigars, lite smoke Imports....
-...white smoke those foul Gauloises sticks, Green smoke is theGoodStuff!! and acrid yellow smoke is Sam!!'s popcorn w/too much butter!!
-httyatMWRt!!, people gathered n lined up outside for miles around for the free Wifi!!, but mostly to complain again it being out 4th day now
-httyaMWRt!! acrid popcorn smoke, heavySmoker stench, the sound of gunfire from CallOfDuty marathon and that's JUST Sam!!, let alone others!!
-httyaMWRt!! theSgts and Sam!! are coccooned in Cold while everyone else suffers in 120+degF heat. We do give out paperFans ya' know!!
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-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
just wait around by PX and you'll see at least one or 2 soldiers run by on their way to work w/ HUGE shit eatin' grins on their faces!! Just follow them to the MWR tent.
Either that or they're daily visitors to theMWR tent that got too much salt seasoning in their free popcorn, or the batteries in their XBoc remotes went dead half way through the game, OR they're on their way to beat the shit out of Sam!! cos they blame him for free Wifi being out a week now!!
-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
you see and smell OLD people when you first step in!! Then, after the Cold air conditioning wafts the scent of Sam!! away from you you smell the burnt odor of popcorn, spilled Monster & Coke and then you smell "Him" again, a faint tinge of Axe body spray, Old spice stick deodorant and ACU's worn a week at a time!!
-theSam!!'s How To... a fuck it. You get the picture.
he locks the door (just like he locks his chu door) and you have to bang on it several minutes just to get in.
*Hint-hint* Just head to the back door and wiggle the handle and You're In!!, proceed to front counter (or the darkened movie room where he sleeps on the sofa) and beat the shit out of him!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
No One welcomes you or acknowledges your presence when you first step in, even when you shout loudly and hurl stuff at the sleeping Soldier behind the front desk!!
It gets even worse when he's playing on Sgts game console, Sam!! won't even look at you when you throw stuff at him.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
when you look at the MWR tent from the outside, it's faded yellow and in disrepair from years and years of sitting in the hot Iraqi sun, but when you look at the tent from the Inside, it's just trashed out from Sam!! moving in 8 days ago to help out MWR staff.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's hard to tell the ratted, tatted military veterans from the ratted, tatted life-sized wall murals, Just wait a minute and see if any people or Murals heads outside for a smoke break!!
If the wall Murals step outside for a smoke break, you're in the hardened concrete blastShelter bunkers located right next to the MWR.
If you're on the large concrete patio and Sam!! is passed out face down next to a push broom, don't worry, he's just heatExhausted out from the sun, pour water on him he'll be alright, he always wakes up for chowtime!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
now and then a game of Bingo will break out or solitairre and fun & good times will be had by all present......... behind theDesk!!
Just try not to disturb Sam!! or the Sgts during their "awake" moments please. And don't break them boys up when they fist fight over the correct dice count for Dominos.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
Soldiers, Airmen and dustBunnies LIVE at theRec center, heck!!, when things are busy and he can't leave the front desk, Sam!! is comfy enough about things to quietly kneel behind the desk to fill up a piss bottle!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier reading a Gun magazine it's theSgt, if you see an ethnicSoldier holding up an ethnicHair magazine it's theOther Sgt, if you see a magazine being held up and two eyeholes are cut out of it and said Soldier is peeking at you-it's Sam!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier eating, sleeping, playing video games, surfing theInet behind the helpDesk it's not necessarily Sam!!
All them Sgts, Specialists and privateSam!! are Old, balding/closeHaircut, graying hair, kinda paunched/gutted/loveHandles upon them and O-L-D, really really, real OLD!! (even the teeny bopper Spec on nightShift)
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's easy enough, theMWR's so green we recycle our Personnel and keep theElectronics/Computers/Frig & freezer for decades.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the baseball bats are within reach, the battleRifles are kept locked & loaded and the LaserJetPrinter is big enough to hide theEscapeDoor should power go out once again during Sports team playoffs, or when theInet goes out unexpectedly, or even when people get sick and tired of eating popcorn and decide to assault Sam!! & the Sgts behind the helpDesk.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the gungHo cuthroat Out for Blood filthy rich Contractors wear black, the Civilians wear AirForce blue, theWell dressed articulate people of color are the Afrikan security contractors, theUncouth, loud unruly guys are the1stSgts and above, the People in desertTan don't exist so don't look at them!!
And those old, broke down people behind the helpDesk are.... well. You know.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
you're not doing anything worthwhile on deployment, just hanging out and skating by so you come here to watch tv, play video games, or end up behind theDesk!! d:oP
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
used to be when theAirForce girls were in charge, there was plenty hipShaking, cleavageJuggling and babyMaking at MWR but now that Army took over, the1stSgt still removes his leg and hip to threaten people w/ it and Sam!! still panders for tips flashing his manBoobs (anything to raise cash for our MWR funds) and perhaps once a week, maybe twice a month, Sam!! still "drops theKids off at thePool" *wink-wink*
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
theLakota behind theDesk will raise his head in wonder when someone orders an energy drink, "theBigGreenMonster", thinking it's HIM they speak of.
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lovs, MWRSam!!
Just read these inane Twitter posts!!
-too afraid to log into cafeWorld, theEmps might wanna be paid, I'll have to wash dishes again, and AnyaStoli is probly still sobbin at bar!
-too afraid to play CallOfDuty again, I shot captMcTavish in theBlizzard, dude, wear black or something!! not white like the badguys....
-but then I remembered I'm Lakota, and capt is WHITE, They stole our lands!! So I emptied a clip on him. I love Call Of Duty.
-I tried to eat at BurgerWorld, hey guys, Its not like YOU don't have any guns to repel enemies. I'm starving, besides we blew the Pizzaplace
-And running thru the nice neighborhoods, I cried so hard in one Mansion, our shootout destroyed theWineCellar. *boo-hoo-hoo* I hate CoD!!
-i love CafeWorld though, "chef made too much linguini and needs to give to his friends". He looks surprised as one chefBoss of mine....
-surprised as when we found out he cheats on his wife, a Popo friend of mine. LOL, a game is Life and life is not a game.
-Never trust a skinnyChef, never trust a soberBarTender, Never accept a MakeUpArtist at faceValue
-HowToTell!! is back, erh... for as long as Sam!! is Inet connected. Actually, HTT!! is back as long as his attention span holds ou...
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-theSam!!'s HowToTell!! you're at MWR/moraleWelfare&Recreation tent. You see the flames from thePopcorn machine fire 500meters away!!
-HTT!! you're at MWR tent, you also see heavy smoke from theSmokers gathered outside. Thick smoke is Cigars, lite smoke Imports....
-...white smoke those foul Gauloises sticks, Green smoke is theGoodStuff!! and acrid yellow smoke is Sam!!'s popcorn w/too much butter!!
-httyatMWRt!!, people gathered n lined up outside for miles around for the free Wifi!!, but mostly to complain again it being out 4th day now
-httyaMWRt!! acrid popcorn smoke, heavySmoker stench, the sound of gunfire from CallOfDuty marathon and that's JUST Sam!!, let alone others!!
-httyaMWRt!! theSgts and Sam!! are coccooned in Cold while everyone else suffers in 120+degF heat. We do give out paperFans ya' know!!
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-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
just wait around by PX and you'll see at least one or 2 soldiers run by on their way to work w/ HUGE shit eatin' grins on their faces!! Just follow them to the MWR tent.
Either that or they're daily visitors to theMWR tent that got too much salt seasoning in their free popcorn, or the batteries in their XBoc remotes went dead half way through the game, OR they're on their way to beat the shit out of Sam!! cos they blame him for free Wifi being out a week now!!
-theSam!!'s How To Tell You're at MWR tent!!,
you see and smell OLD people when you first step in!! Then, after the Cold air conditioning wafts the scent of Sam!! away from you you smell the burnt odor of popcorn, spilled Monster & Coke and then you smell "Him" again, a faint tinge of Axe body spray, Old spice stick deodorant and ACU's worn a week at a time!!
-theSam!!'s How To... a fuck it. You get the picture.
he locks the door (just like he locks his chu door) and you have to bang on it several minutes just to get in.
*Hint-hint* Just head to the back door and wiggle the handle and You're In!!, proceed to front counter (or the darkened movie room where he sleeps on the sofa) and beat the shit out of him!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
No One welcomes you or acknowledges your presence when you first step in, even when you shout loudly and hurl stuff at the sleeping Soldier behind the front desk!!
It gets even worse when he's playing on Sgts game console, Sam!! won't even look at you when you throw stuff at him.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
when you look at the MWR tent from the outside, it's faded yellow and in disrepair from years and years of sitting in the hot Iraqi sun, but when you look at the tent from the Inside, it's just trashed out from Sam!! moving in 8 days ago to help out MWR staff.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's hard to tell the ratted, tatted military veterans from the ratted, tatted life-sized wall murals, Just wait a minute and see if any people or Murals heads outside for a smoke break!!
If the wall Murals step outside for a smoke break, you're in the hardened concrete blastShelter bunkers located right next to the MWR.
If you're on the large concrete patio and Sam!! is passed out face down next to a push broom, don't worry, he's just heatExhausted out from the sun, pour water on him he'll be alright, he always wakes up for chowtime!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
now and then a game of Bingo will break out or solitairre and fun & good times will be had by all present......... behind theDesk!!
Just try not to disturb Sam!! or the Sgts during their "awake" moments please. And don't break them boys up when they fist fight over the correct dice count for Dominos.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
Soldiers, Airmen and dustBunnies LIVE at theRec center, heck!!, when things are busy and he can't leave the front desk, Sam!! is comfy enough about things to quietly kneel behind the desk to fill up a piss bottle!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier reading a Gun magazine it's theSgt, if you see an ethnicSoldier holding up an ethnicHair magazine it's theOther Sgt, if you see a magazine being held up and two eyeholes are cut out of it and said Soldier is peeking at you-it's Sam!!
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
if you see a Soldier eating, sleeping, playing video games, surfing theInet behind the helpDesk it's not necessarily Sam!!
All them Sgts, Specialists and privateSam!! are Old, balding/closeHaircut, graying hair, kinda paunched/gutted/loveHandles upon them and O-L-D, really really, real OLD!! (even the teeny bopper Spec on nightShift)
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
it's easy enough, theMWR's so green we recycle our Personnel and keep theElectronics/Computers/Frig & freezer for decades.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the baseball bats are within reach, the battleRifles are kept locked & loaded and the LaserJetPrinter is big enough to hide theEscapeDoor should power go out once again during Sports team playoffs, or when theInet goes out unexpectedly, or even when people get sick and tired of eating popcorn and decide to assault Sam!! & the Sgts behind the helpDesk.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
the gungHo cuthroat Out for Blood filthy rich Contractors wear black, the Civilians wear AirForce blue, theWell dressed articulate people of color are the Afrikan security contractors, theUncouth, loud unruly guys are the1stSgts and above, the People in desertTan don't exist so don't look at them!!
And those old, broke down people behind the helpDesk are.... well. You know.
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
you're not doing anything worthwhile on deployment, just hanging out and skating by so you come here to watch tv, play video games, or end up behind theDesk!! d:oP
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
used to be when theAirForce girls were in charge, there was plenty hipShaking, cleavageJuggling and babyMaking at MWR but now that Army took over, the1stSgt still removes his leg and hip to threaten people w/ it and Sam!! still panders for tips flashing his manBoobs (anything to raise cash for our MWR funds) and perhaps once a week, maybe twice a month, Sam!! still "drops theKids off at thePool" *wink-wink*
-tS!!'s HTTYaMWRt!!
theLakota behind theDesk will raise his head in wonder when someone orders an energy drink, "theBigGreenMonster", thinking it's HIM they speak of.
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lovs, MWRSam!!
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