Monitoring Alaska's most Dazed-n-Confuzed DrugDealer!!
theSam!!
whos GreenApron!! is "sizing treated" making it MilkProof!!, FrappacinoProof!!, MochaProof!! and even waterProof!!
but apparently NOT criticismProof!! d:o/ -wtf!!-
theSam!!
for whom it can be said,
that trentReznor's NIN song, "everyDay IS exactly theSame!!" sounds exactly like a work week in Kiosk!!
in fact, theEyes ARE watching!!
*points to securityCam!! up above register*
theSam!!
whom has endured brutal Alaska winters, and even braved wearing ScubaBooties!! in subZero temps for a few years when he was VillageLawman,
(don't worry, there was always a nice warm fully fueled patrol vehicle close by!!, I'm just sayin')
and can go pretty much ALL winter without wearing a knitCap, but trying to get him into Produce Reefer every night to unpack Pastries for theNext day is like pulling teeth!!
theSam!!
who's Eyes!! were just a bit l-o-w and Front and Center!! one day when asking MsCleavage!! ( . )Y( . )
"what can I POUR for you today!?"
while she poured and jiggled out of her blouse.
theSam!!
purposely discouraging Sales of theStella berry Tarts, theLemonYellowLoaf, theRaspberryTwists, theRaspberryScones, theMochaBrownies, the.......
theSam!!
of whom it can be said,
that watching Java withdrawals on Customers is pretty damn funny at HandOff station, when topping their drinks with Whip and Lidding!!
theSam!!
still Healing after having theLC, the1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Sr Partners "tackON!!" his BaristaPin,
....to his foreHead!!
Cos that's where he wears thePin. On his Barista ball cap.
d:o( -sad-
theSam!!
Alaska's most Dazed & Confused drugDealer!!
yes!!, espresso or Caffiene IS a drug too.
d:oP
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a FollowUp on Standards, Policies & Procedures!! d:oP
- ALL Timers are being Used!!
Done!!
Sam!!' is down to 7 mins per Drink Menu page looking for drinks, but.... We still have to convince him that an "A" on the side of theCup doesn't mean an "amaretto sour"
*theRecent BarStarGraduate!!*
- Pull Dates on back of PastryTrays!!
Done!!
this SHOULD eliminate "someone's" writing in permanent Black marker on back of the Pastry case,
if not, SLAP his hands again!!
- DayDots and Time on bottom of Milk carafes!!
Done!!
we wanted to tape Pennies or dimes for Sam!! but then,
that would invite theHomeless!! whom frequent theGrocerStore to ask for empty cups and then run over to theCondimentCounter to steal $ (and to keep drinking theMilk up)
- No personal Food or Drink in Kiosk!!
meehhh... Kindaaah...sortaaah done!!
remember, when he smells like "Axe" body spray, he's hiding a sandwich in his front apronPocket,
when he smells like OldSpice, check his breathe!! Then be glad you make $.50 more an hour than he does....... theDrunkard!!
and when he actually smells like teenSpirit!!,
he probably did go home with theCuteCheckerGirl!!, just stay outta his loveLife!!
- Uniform and Jewelry Policy!!
Done!!
Clothes Iron is plugged in and ON each day before he clocks in, we only have to use it 3 days a week now WHILE he's wearing his black pants & black polo,
oh...
and after "rippingOUT" theNew EarRings last week, he's still rebelling by wearing clearRetainers!! d:o( -whatTheHell!!-
*NOTE TO SELF*
find and PhotoCopy theStarbucks DressCode & Jewelry Policy he signed!!
- All products in Coolers must be dated and timed as needed!!
Done!!
but....
but we keep finding BlueBerries, HighBush Jam and SealOil!! in theMilk cooler.
Damn he's sneaky!!
and he does come from NativeAmerican stock, his ancestors were such good horsemen,
they'd ride hanging off theSide of their mounts or even Underneath!!
which explains how he suddenly dissappeared from in front of me one day when I needed him to clean, and theEmpty Grocer Baskart suddenly started to roll away!!
- Keep Kiosk clean Inside and Out!!
Done!!
We've ordered an extra broom & dustPan for Sam!!
And lately we've been dropping an extra CheeseDanish Artisan under theCupBoards just to get him to clean when closing!!
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luvs,
theBaristaSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, Alaska
whos GreenApron!! is "sizing treated" making it MilkProof!!, FrappacinoProof!!, MochaProof!! and even waterProof!!
but apparently NOT criticismProof!! d:o/ -wtf!!-
theSam!!
for whom it can be said,
that trentReznor's NIN song, "everyDay IS exactly theSame!!" sounds exactly like a work week in Kiosk!!
in fact, theEyes ARE watching!!
*points to securityCam!! up above register*
theSam!!
whom has endured brutal Alaska winters, and even braved wearing ScubaBooties!! in subZero temps for a few years when he was VillageLawman,
(don't worry, there was always a nice warm fully fueled patrol vehicle close by!!, I'm just sayin')
and can go pretty much ALL winter without wearing a knitCap, but trying to get him into Produce Reefer every night to unpack Pastries for theNext day is like pulling teeth!!
theSam!!
who's Eyes!! were just a bit l-o-w and Front and Center!! one day when asking MsCleavage!! ( . )Y( . )
"what can I POUR for you today!?"
while she poured and jiggled out of her blouse.
theSam!!
purposely discouraging Sales of theStella berry Tarts, theLemonYellowLoaf, theRaspberryTwists, theRaspberryScones, theMochaBrownies, the.......
theSam!!
of whom it can be said,
that watching Java withdrawals on Customers is pretty damn funny at HandOff station, when topping their drinks with Whip and Lidding!!
theSam!!
still Healing after having theLC, the1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Sr Partners "tackON!!" his BaristaPin,
....to his foreHead!!
Cos that's where he wears thePin. On his Barista ball cap.
d:o( -sad-
theSam!!
Alaska's most Dazed & Confused drugDealer!!
yes!!, espresso or Caffiene IS a drug too.
d:oP
-------------
a FollowUp on Standards, Policies & Procedures!! d:oP
- ALL Timers are being Used!!
Done!!
Sam!!' is down to 7 mins per Drink Menu page looking for drinks, but.... We still have to convince him that an "A" on the side of theCup doesn't mean an "amaretto sour"
*theRecent BarStarGraduate!!*
- Pull Dates on back of PastryTrays!!
Done!!
this SHOULD eliminate "someone's" writing in permanent Black marker on back of the Pastry case,
if not, SLAP his hands again!!
- DayDots and Time on bottom of Milk carafes!!
Done!!
we wanted to tape Pennies or dimes for Sam!! but then,
that would invite theHomeless!! whom frequent theGrocerStore to ask for empty cups and then run over to theCondimentCounter to steal $ (and to keep drinking theMilk up)
- No personal Food or Drink in Kiosk!!
meehhh... Kindaaah...sortaaah done!!
remember, when he smells like "Axe" body spray, he's hiding a sandwich in his front apronPocket,
when he smells like OldSpice, check his breathe!! Then be glad you make $.50 more an hour than he does....... theDrunkard!!
and when he actually smells like teenSpirit!!,
he probably did go home with theCuteCheckerGirl!!, just stay outta his loveLife!!
- Uniform and Jewelry Policy!!
Done!!
Clothes Iron is plugged in and ON each day before he clocks in, we only have to use it 3 days a week now WHILE he's wearing his black pants & black polo,
oh...
and after "rippingOUT" theNew EarRings last week, he's still rebelling by wearing clearRetainers!! d:o( -whatTheHell!!-
*NOTE TO SELF*
find and PhotoCopy theStarbucks DressCode & Jewelry Policy he signed!!
- All products in Coolers must be dated and timed as needed!!
Done!!
but....
but we keep finding BlueBerries, HighBush Jam and SealOil!! in theMilk cooler.
Damn he's sneaky!!
and he does come from NativeAmerican stock, his ancestors were such good horsemen,
they'd ride hanging off theSide of their mounts or even Underneath!!
which explains how he suddenly dissappeared from in front of me one day when I needed him to clean, and theEmpty Grocer Baskart suddenly started to roll away!!
- Keep Kiosk clean Inside and Out!!
Done!!
We've ordered an extra broom & dustPan for Sam!!
And lately we've been dropping an extra CheeseDanish Artisan under theCupBoards just to get him to clean when closing!!
---------------------------
luvs,
theBaristaSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, Alaska
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