theSam!!'s MySpace Moods d:oP

My MySpace Moods

theSam!!
ALSO STILL able to see Russia from his house, erh.

At least till "Anya Stoli" gets to the corner and heads to theBusStop for her ServerGirl!! job downtown!!

BaristaSam!
IT weighed in again at theArmyRecruiters office.
IT lost 20+lbs since Dec.
Next up is thePhysicals, too bad theNose is still there though.

Mood: embarrassed

BaristaSam!
It wears thePantsThatLaunchedABlog!! over at AlaskaVillageTales!!,
altho "It" technically wears an Apron & washesDishes or Slings coffee,
it still wears pants.

Mood:annoyed

BaristaSam!
tehSam!! iz Bawista ett tehChppd Cup!!,
and owff corse, tehSem!! ez also LOLCat siteFan tu!! Erh,
At least I make theServerGirls comfy by acting like them!!

Mood:amused

BaristaSam!
Author of "Village Country&WesternHimnal",

Includes: I Asked theSam,

a Barista Bigger Than U & I,

AmazingSam!!,

He's Only An Order Away,
and many more songs!!

Mood:amused

BaristaSam!
Today Sam!! celebrates "FurBlondie", but hers is more "LandingStrip".
visit AlaskaVillageTales!! d:oP

Mood:amused

BaristaSam!
theArmyRecruiters say my Papers are getting closer and closer to theTop of the pile at Admissions!!,

I am so looking forward to CombatDuty!!

Mood:accomplished

BaristaSam!
Not only bringing theKioskExperience!! home, but often sleeping in Break room and now,

Washing up in restRoom AND brushin' his teeth!! sheesh...

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
theSam!! is so Involved in a couple of his KoffeeCustomers lives, he knows theFlowCycle!!,

It's his place OR theirs, * sigh *

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
It's FatTuesday!! and Sam's physically pphhhhhtt!!

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
Am barely making Rent while waiting for ArmyReEnlistment approval.
Soon I'll lose Inet & Cellphone.

But hard times have always been with me.

See ya' later!!

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
Sat is "Wear Your new BallCapture EarRings To Work" day!!,

Mood:jolly

BaristaSam!
Fri is "Ditch theGreenApron and be Mean to someOne-for Once!! day"

Mood:jolly

BaristaSam!
Thu is "Lend Your Barista a Spare Pair of EarRings Day",

16gauge, 1/4" ballCapture Please!! d:oP

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
Wednesday is "Hug your BaristaDay",
Only they can "mug" you in public and you keep going back!!

Mood:blessed

BaristaSam!
theLobe!! is sad he lost his ballCapture earRings, uh,
BEFORE theLongIslandIceTea binge Sun nite... d:o(

Mood:bummed

BaristaSam!
Is Busy posting again over at AlaskaVillageTales!!

Remember that BaristaSam!! lovs to Connect freckles.

Mood:adventurous

BaristaSam!
StupidCupid!! invites all theLil' Sweeties to drop by Kiosk for some Valentines Happiness.

Sam's gifts won't keep on giving, Just STAYING on your Hips forever!!

Mood:fabulous

BaristaSam!
Very shocked that his Barista!! job at $t@rbuck$ is considered a "Fantasy job", wtf!?,

If it was, I'd get Wages, Prestige & Whiter teeth!!

Mood:amused

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