4th of July Sam!!
theSam!!
HIS higher calling, as of late, is usually someone Sober standing OVER him calling Out to him trying to wake him up from his InebriateStupor!!
theSam!!
leaving theCity!! for theVillage!! simply to take on a much larger Roll!!,
as thePastry's his Mom buys from theVillageStore!! are a 1/3 bigger than anything found in theCity!!
theSam!!
his northKorean skills are improving, however, even in "GODmode" in his NavySEALs pc game,
no matter how many times he runs through thePalaceGarden grounds just before he gets to theRiver, it's always that one lil' troublesome Guard that surprises him and then it's another shootOut in theKoi pond till theExtractionBoat arrives!!
sheeeesh,
theSam!!
news happening now, even if he's still NOT relevant!!
theSam!!
most popular now!!, even if only to himself!!
d:oP
theSam!!
most shared now!!, if only as gossip amongst theVillagers!! just about every other day!!
theSam!!
totally unimpressed with ladyLiberty, as, here in theVillage!!
the "Crown!!" was opened long ago and the bottle was never ever closed either!!
and why not!?, that's yummy good stuff.
theSam!!
knows what it's like to appear in court, not over crayons, but for telling things like, what happened and the truth!!
theSam!!
soon to be ArmyTourist and headed to Afghanistan!!
theSam!!
living in theVillage!! where over oneMillionEyes are upon him every day!!
and about 3Million middleFingers are waved at him too
theSam!!
deeply disappointed that the Wimbleton tennisCup match news of
"Serina Beats Sister, Venus" wasn't a photoSet on Whippedwomindotcom or at least a face page upon Paingate!!
theSam!!
counting himself in among plainCrash survivors, even though after almost 38flightHours of 40 for his ProfessionalPilotLicense back in theVillage!! ,he walked away from each and every landing he made while training!!
theSam!!
reading and reReading his "FutureSoldiers" packingList to see if it includes having to buy PinkBoxers and RedT-shirts for his time at Army basic!!
theSam!!
Initially turnedDown even before dating, theVillageChick!!'s heart goes aflutter as she staggers while he stutters something about just confiscating another shipment of CrownRoyal,
theSam!!
anyone need a smoke!?
seriously.....
After arresting theWholeVillage!! several times each month for the last few years,
Not only has theOfficer!! confiscated tons of alcohol but also warehouses and warehouses of cigarettes,
in fact, there's so many cigs in theVPSO's office, everyone took advantage of Sam!!'s dulled sense of smell and grew Pot in his office!!
theSam!!
Armstronging, leading Frank on villageTour!!, then falls behind on paperwork of said arrest!!
theSam!!
still incredulous that anyone would want to eat HotDogs!!
I mean, after you shoot them and toss them in theDump!!, they're supposed to get cold and stiff-not be eaten!!
theSam!!
celebrating his 2009 july 4th by walking a 20miler!!
Half theVillage!! stands as mute witness to this event too, if only to stand MUTE (and NOT TESTIFY!!) when called to testify that theSam!! ever EVER did do such a physicalFeat at all just north of theVillage!!
theSam!!
taking FOOD with him on his 10Mile OUT, 10Miles BACK hike and Yes,
Just like theAthabascanAlaskanPrincess!! did to him long ago when he was haplessEmployee of herMajesty!! at theLodge,
he did take hamSandwiches, left over Goulash, extra hamburger, several bottles of gatorAde sweetened water and his oldMosquito bites were constantly rubbed raw till OOZING out of habit as he nervously padded out theMiles along theTokCutOff highway just waiting for a grizzlyBear to attack him............ and none ever appeared!!
It's funny though, that thePrincess!! made sure her grounds&LodgeSecurity always carried fresh Raw meat every day, kinda like SHE was wanting someone, or something Carnivorous to attack theSam!!
luvs,
theSam!!
HIS higher calling, as of late, is usually someone Sober standing OVER him calling Out to him trying to wake him up from his InebriateStupor!!
theSam!!
leaving theCity!! for theVillage!! simply to take on a much larger Roll!!,
as thePastry's his Mom buys from theVillageStore!! are a 1/3 bigger than anything found in theCity!!
theSam!!
his northKorean skills are improving, however, even in "GODmode" in his NavySEALs pc game,
no matter how many times he runs through thePalaceGarden grounds just before he gets to theRiver, it's always that one lil' troublesome Guard that surprises him and then it's another shootOut in theKoi pond till theExtractionBoat arrives!!
sheeeesh,
theSam!!
news happening now, even if he's still NOT relevant!!
theSam!!
most popular now!!, even if only to himself!!
d:oP
theSam!!
most shared now!!, if only as gossip amongst theVillagers!! just about every other day!!
theSam!!
totally unimpressed with ladyLiberty, as, here in theVillage!!
the "Crown!!" was opened long ago and the bottle was never ever closed either!!
and why not!?, that's yummy good stuff.
theSam!!
knows what it's like to appear in court, not over crayons, but for telling things like, what happened and the truth!!
theSam!!
soon to be ArmyTourist and headed to Afghanistan!!
theSam!!
living in theVillage!! where over oneMillionEyes are upon him every day!!
and about 3Million middleFingers are waved at him too
theSam!!
deeply disappointed that the Wimbleton tennisCup match news of
"Serina Beats Sister, Venus" wasn't a photoSet on Whippedwomindotcom or at least a face page upon Paingate!!
theSam!!
counting himself in among plainCrash survivors, even though after almost 38flightHours of 40 for his ProfessionalPilotLicense back in theVillage!! ,he walked away from each and every landing he made while training!!
theSam!!
reading and reReading his "FutureSoldiers" packingList to see if it includes having to buy PinkBoxers and RedT-shirts for his time at Army basic!!
theSam!!
Initially turnedDown even before dating, theVillageChick!!'s heart goes aflutter as she staggers while he stutters something about just confiscating another shipment of CrownRoyal,
theSam!!
anyone need a smoke!?
seriously.....
After arresting theWholeVillage!! several times each month for the last few years,
Not only has theOfficer!! confiscated tons of alcohol but also warehouses and warehouses of cigarettes,
in fact, there's so many cigs in theVPSO's office, everyone took advantage of Sam!!'s dulled sense of smell and grew Pot in his office!!
theSam!!
Armstronging, leading Frank on villageTour!!, then falls behind on paperwork of said arrest!!
theSam!!
still incredulous that anyone would want to eat HotDogs!!
I mean, after you shoot them and toss them in theDump!!, they're supposed to get cold and stiff-not be eaten!!
theSam!!
celebrating his 2009 july 4th by walking a 20miler!!
Half theVillage!! stands as mute witness to this event too, if only to stand MUTE (and NOT TESTIFY!!) when called to testify that theSam!! ever EVER did do such a physicalFeat at all just north of theVillage!!
theSam!!
taking FOOD with him on his 10Mile OUT, 10Miles BACK hike and Yes,
Just like theAthabascanAlaskanPrincess!! did to him long ago when he was haplessEmployee of herMajesty!! at theLodge,
he did take hamSandwiches, left over Goulash, extra hamburger, several bottles of gatorAde sweetened water and his oldMosquito bites were constantly rubbed raw till OOZING out of habit as he nervously padded out theMiles along theTokCutOff highway just waiting for a grizzlyBear to attack him............ and none ever appeared!!
It's funny though, that thePrincess!! made sure her grounds&LodgeSecurity always carried fresh Raw meat every day, kinda like SHE was wanting someone, or something Carnivorous to attack theSam!!
luvs,
theSam!!
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