theSam!!'s Top 10 for Halloween 2009
theSam!!'s Top 10!!
theSam!!'s Top 10 reason to do Army PT while in AK,
He's awake anyway for pee break at 0430!!
besides, his t-shirt & boxers getup isn't far from theArmy nylon PT short and Army "T".
He should stop feeling theBurn from the subzero winds and blowing snow after an hour of
Jumping jacks anyway!!
tS!!TT reason to do Army PT while home on Leave in Alaska,
they sell Monster Energy drinks at theVillage!!GeneralStore....along with just about everything else!!
After 3 of those, you'll be up 2 days and 3 nights as well, So just hit the bike trail and run North 2.5 miles
ehhhh, too bad they don't take militaryStarCards d:o(
tS!!TT reason living out of an Army green duffle bag ain't so bad!!
As you pull shtuff outta theBag!!, the top just collapses down a bit..... kinda like your alaskaPublicSafetyCareer
kinda did after you first pulled over theChief'sGrandkids for drunk driving way way back in 2001
your career sorta collapses a bit and even folds down outta everyone's way!!
and just like theBag!!, after you're completely empty and outta theVillage!! employ,
you get folded up and put upon the shelf of life to collect dust!!
tS!!TT reason going even one day this week without an MRE/mealReady to Eat ain't so bad!!
No teeth are falling outta your big lakota head!!, mainly cos of those WheatBread snack cakes that are
hockeyPuck hard and the VanillaMilkShake that hardens quicker than plasterOfParis in your mouth.
You have no water right now to activate theFlamelessHeatPacket cos, you're drinking Pop & Juice!!
besides, theVillage!! house you're staying in is COLD, Frozen and any water you would have would be ice.
Nothing beats Mama's home cooking!! erh... if she WAS home, cos she's not, she's too busy outside with YOU
explaining what snow shoveling, wood cutting, dogYard tasks and yard cleanUp (of snow) needs to be done!!
tS!!TT he's not looking at Dad's Hunting rifles displayed upon the wall!!
There's dust, grime and dirt visible at 10 paces upon the upperReceivers, theLowerStock and under theDuctTaping
holding theSlings to the rifles.
the300Magnum has no 2"x3" index card sized white labeling with Dad's lineNumber upon it and isn't placed upon
theStock of theWeapon with clearTape!!
there is no mild scent of "CLP", or HoppesGunOil or at least shavingCream & hotWater in the air,
meaning only OneThing..... that Dad hasn't cleaned those weapons since I left in July for bootCamp.
ehh... don't ask about the shaving cream, even my DrillSergeants didn't know why, they just yelled at me to
clean my M-4 rifle with the stuff... eh, with theShit!!
tS!!TT........
nawhh.
my arms are starting to hurt already thinking of all the pushups I should be doing right now.
I'm theSam!! and that's that.
lovs,
theSam!!
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