Twas theSam!! Before Christmas.
"thePassAroundGirls were passed out by Sam!!s TF w/ care, one hoped that theMPs soon would be there, As Sam!! in his PTs and TAG (theArmyGirlfriend) eating her burritoWrap, did snuggle the bunk for a long postDrunk nap, When out in theLot there arose such a clatter, Sam!! sprang to his feet hoping LilDragon was bringing his tenfuPupu platter" -from "theSamBeforeChristmas!!" ---------- a FaceBook post from 2010 fortStewart, Georgia era. I used to write some stupid shit, Still do!! Merry Christmas 2017 everyone.