Health & Welfare Initiatives Teleconference Gathering News
YVC Inc (doh!!)
Tele-Conference registrants, it's almost time for that yearly ritual to take place where we blow $225K in 2 weeks and travel somewhere foreign and exotic just to talk to each other.
Have you started packing those steamer trunks, your SansoNight suitcases and WineFlasks yet?
The following dress recommendations are provided to help you fill that suitcase with the right clothes. Remember, we are going someplace warm this year.
Someplace really warm that doesn't involve taking a Nip from a bottle to get tingly all over, well... Maybe for our planned socializing it does.
(exceptions for the dress code will be grudgingly made for those of you who prefer to go Clothing Optional like a few Admin Voyeur gals and a bevy of Hot Cute Interns from the BEHEMOTH region)
Here's the Itinerary for the YVC Inc (doh!!) meetings that we have scheduled to take place in (of all places) Aruba!!
The reason for YVC Inc picking such an exotic place wasn't for the sun, the fun or the rum.
See, most Village officials throughout the YVC Inc region were glued to their tv sets during theSummer of 2005 watching the case unfold about that Missing girl, Nadali.
And although that homocide tale is tragic, the point being made here by the Village officials was that they were absolutely Impressed by theStonewalling of Justice.
"We've taped each episode starring Nancee Face and have demanded that our Regional Leaders view the Entire series before starting any new job that will have them in theVillage where they would eventually meet the local VPSO's." One Council member High-beamed with One light out.
Each Village Chief & High Council could LITERALLY understand theDetention of Suspects, theQuestioning of Suspects, theRelease of Suspects etc, and absolutely Nothing!! being done to bring that horrible Disappearance-case to a close.
(the only cases anyone in theVillages have closed was of a different variety though certainly not as Pale as That Missing Girl, yet cases of a more full bodied history and "busy" character)
"It (theStonewalling) happens all the time in our Village" Chief Heini Kinn spoke (upon condition of anonymity) angrily while rubbing his wrists.
But this news flash isn't about theDryWalling of Justice, as most Villages don't use stone.
(Besides, such expenditures aren't in the HUD Budget anyhow. What with all theNew Age Gurus being brought in to Life Coach all office staff, and all theNew Cedar, Pine, Oak and Tuff-siding being shipped out to a dozen remote villages to spruce up homes of an Elite & Priviliged few, and some alcoho... er. "Medicinal Supplies" going out to every... to every Clinic in theRegion)
This News Flash is about the TeleConference Plans for all participants that signed up. So without further doo doo. Here it is.
Tuesday Aug 24, 2006
Fly Ins from Miami and clearing customs.
(No need to worry about Customs and Strip-Searching!! as Our VPSO's & VPO's do that
before you leave the YVC Inc (doh!!) Region)
Noon Registration- VillageCasual,
(at least wipe the Crumbs off your shirts and match your socks!)
Afternoon Introductory Workshops- City Casual
(Leave theCard board "homeless, 1-Penny!!, I need a Rich Wife!" signs at home please, and for Goodness sakes, Wear shoes)
Evening Welcome Reception- Village Casual
(theAruban Gov't will supply us with Weapons and personnel to train us on before we all start drinking and shooting up theHotel, Bring your own Tourniquets)
Wednesday Aug 25, 2006
Opening Ceremonies- Work Uniform (yes, pack those Car Har Harharts)
(for those Gals that Hook and Ho around, yes, You must at least wear Bikinis or Thong bottoms, Rooms services will issue extra dental floss-Just ask them)
Awards Luncheon- Office Casual Uniform
(Village Pill-Eaties Instructors standing by to allow you to safely pat your own backs Injury-free!!, Bring your own Cameras)
Afternoon & Evening Workshops- Village Casual,
(yes, crayons and markers are supplied for theAfternoon workshops and only soft scissors. Also, no Glue will be issued, just lick your cut-outs and press really hard)
Thursday Aug 26, 2006
Closing Workshops- Hang-Over / Post DV Event Casual
(Private booths and Priests standing by, as you can confess your Sins of the past week and fly home Guilt-free!!, Turn in all blood stained sheets and toss all bloody implements into theAmnesty box.
Luncheon- Village Casual,
(wear something you don't mind Food-fighting in or getting wet, Girls-Wear sheer White!)
Evening Banquet- Business attire. (Bring those stiff upper lips as theMedia will be there-Not theYVC Group, helmet head hairspray allowed within specific height limits and Limo service is busy that night. Probably driving around more drunken young men and their unconscious victims)
Saturday Aug 28, 2006
Bailings out of Jail, Releases from Clinics.
(YVC Inc Lawyers are already there with Briefs and BVD's already filled...er Out, Last minute Vaccinations and signing theSecret YVC Inc (doh!!) sworn-to-secrecy statements saying that you spent your WorkShop Time in gloomy Nome or wet Juneau)
Outbound flights to Miami, etc.
See you in Aruba!!
YVC Inc (doh!!) Admin,
d:oP
Tele-Conference registrants, it's almost time for that yearly ritual to take place where we blow $225K in 2 weeks and travel somewhere foreign and exotic just to talk to each other.
Have you started packing those steamer trunks, your SansoNight suitcases and WineFlasks yet?
The following dress recommendations are provided to help you fill that suitcase with the right clothes. Remember, we are going someplace warm this year.
Someplace really warm that doesn't involve taking a Nip from a bottle to get tingly all over, well... Maybe for our planned socializing it does.
(exceptions for the dress code will be grudgingly made for those of you who prefer to go Clothing Optional like a few Admin Voyeur gals and a bevy of Hot Cute Interns from the BEHEMOTH region)
Here's the Itinerary for the YVC Inc (doh!!) meetings that we have scheduled to take place in (of all places) Aruba!!
The reason for YVC Inc picking such an exotic place wasn't for the sun, the fun or the rum.
See, most Village officials throughout the YVC Inc region were glued to their tv sets during theSummer of 2005 watching the case unfold about that Missing girl, Nadali.
And although that homocide tale is tragic, the point being made here by the Village officials was that they were absolutely Impressed by theStonewalling of Justice.
"We've taped each episode starring Nancee Face and have demanded that our Regional Leaders view the Entire series before starting any new job that will have them in theVillage where they would eventually meet the local VPSO's." One Council member High-beamed with One light out.
Each Village Chief & High Council could LITERALLY understand theDetention of Suspects, theQuestioning of Suspects, theRelease of Suspects etc, and absolutely Nothing!! being done to bring that horrible Disappearance-case to a close.
(the only cases anyone in theVillages have closed was of a different variety though certainly not as Pale as That Missing Girl, yet cases of a more full bodied history and "busy" character)
"It (theStonewalling) happens all the time in our Village" Chief Heini Kinn spoke (upon condition of anonymity) angrily while rubbing his wrists.
But this news flash isn't about theDryWalling of Justice, as most Villages don't use stone.
(Besides, such expenditures aren't in the HUD Budget anyhow. What with all theNew Age Gurus being brought in to Life Coach all office staff, and all theNew Cedar, Pine, Oak and Tuff-siding being shipped out to a dozen remote villages to spruce up homes of an Elite & Priviliged few, and some alcoho... er. "Medicinal Supplies" going out to every... to every Clinic in theRegion)
This News Flash is about the TeleConference Plans for all participants that signed up. So without further doo doo. Here it is.
Tuesday Aug 24, 2006
Fly Ins from Miami and clearing customs.
(No need to worry about Customs and Strip-Searching!! as Our VPSO's & VPO's do that
before you leave the YVC Inc (doh!!) Region)
Noon Registration- VillageCasual,
(at least wipe the Crumbs off your shirts and match your socks!)
Afternoon Introductory Workshops- City Casual
(Leave theCard board "homeless, 1-Penny!!, I need a Rich Wife!" signs at home please, and for Goodness sakes, Wear shoes)
Evening Welcome Reception- Village Casual
(theAruban Gov't will supply us with Weapons and personnel to train us on before we all start drinking and shooting up theHotel, Bring your own Tourniquets)
Wednesday Aug 25, 2006
Opening Ceremonies- Work Uniform (yes, pack those Car Har Harharts)
(for those Gals that Hook and Ho around, yes, You must at least wear Bikinis or Thong bottoms, Rooms services will issue extra dental floss-Just ask them)
Awards Luncheon- Office Casual Uniform
(Village Pill-Eaties Instructors standing by to allow you to safely pat your own backs Injury-free!!, Bring your own Cameras)
Afternoon & Evening Workshops- Village Casual,
(yes, crayons and markers are supplied for theAfternoon workshops and only soft scissors. Also, no Glue will be issued, just lick your cut-outs and press really hard)
Thursday Aug 26, 2006
Closing Workshops- Hang-Over / Post DV Event Casual
(Private booths and Priests standing by, as you can confess your Sins of the past week and fly home Guilt-free!!, Turn in all blood stained sheets and toss all bloody implements into theAmnesty box.
Luncheon- Village Casual,
(wear something you don't mind Food-fighting in or getting wet, Girls-Wear sheer White!)
Evening Banquet- Business attire. (Bring those stiff upper lips as theMedia will be there-Not theYVC Group, helmet head hairspray allowed within specific height limits and Limo service is busy that night. Probably driving around more drunken young men and their unconscious victims)
Saturday Aug 28, 2006
Bailings out of Jail, Releases from Clinics.
(YVC Inc Lawyers are already there with Briefs and BVD's already filled...er Out, Last minute Vaccinations and signing theSecret YVC Inc (doh!!) sworn-to-secrecy statements saying that you spent your WorkShop Time in gloomy Nome or wet Juneau)
Outbound flights to Miami, etc.
See you in Aruba!!
YVC Inc (doh!!) Admin,
d:oP
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