AlaskaVillageTales

Village Trivia!! This message is brought to you by theSam!! Rumored to be spotted on Bus #'s 45, 60, 1, 1, 60, and 45 on Saturdays & Sundays!! -------- How many Villagers does it take to get to theCenter of theMoneyPit?? All 245+ of 'em!! including 200 visitors. Just get $300 in quarters and new dollar coins and bury them under Sawdust in a 10x10 box as part of Village Fun Days!! -------- Who exclaimed these words?! "It's so light and airy!!" A-theSam!! after inflating his "girlfri... um. After inflating his air mattress each night in theCity after Trooper RideAlongs were done and theTroopdeJueur!! would escort theMisDemeanant back to his Apt in his own handcuffs. B-theVillageChick!! HollyMooch, after completely sucking all theHelium!! from her party balloon and started imitating theSam!!, after all, he does sound kind of whiney without theGas!! C-theRegionalVPSO Director!?, after theSam!! & theVillageVPO!! handed over theBulletVest sans softArmor ...

this Message is brought to you by theSam!! Need terse Village words?, go read Sam!! Potatos need flavor? add some Spam If there's nails upon your toes And your Glock nails your toes!! Go Read Sam!!, Go Read Sam!!, Go READ SAM!! Ignored by VillageChick!!!?, so is Sam!! Except on Paydays, stick out theHand!! He puts theIllage in theVillage!! and Cuffs upon your Dad, Go Read Sam!!, Go Read Sam!!, GO READ SAM!! You step on Village toes? so does Sam!! Jumping to conclusions? he does Grand!! To make a deal, he'll kneel upon your head till your Dog's ears are running red, Go Read Sam!!, Go Read Sam!!, GO READ SAM!! Eyes bleed from VillageTales?!, Go blame Sam!! Anonomously post, "You Silly silly man!!" He's theRedheaded Stepchild with your kids running wild, Go Seek Help!!, Go Seek Help!!, GO SEEK HELP!! _____________ Hello everyone!! It's theDayAfter St. Pattys Day up here in theCity and I"m just enjoying a day off from theSecurity!! work. Since I'm...

Frequently Asked Incredulous Questions!! This tabloid-style issue of YVC Inc (doh!!) is brought to you by theSam!! who’s apparent “distasteful and irresponsible” comments couldn’t be closer to theSpoof!! unless you were actually there in theMidst of it all in theVillage!! YVC Inc (doh!!) had these moderated words to say about theTypist??, “when we agree to try a syndicated column that isn’t too far indented left of center and stands at 9 to 12 Font size, in Black type with NewTimes font, we expect theWriter!? to offer Irresponsible, hair-brained unreasonable opinions on International / National / Village!! issues!!, eh.. so far he’s been right on mostly theLatter”. “We will continue to put up with columns of someone who uses Village People as punching bags and as a punch line to get cheap laughs and who freely uses an offensive Food term to describe another human being” huffed theModerator!!, before he headed down to theY-M-C-A to join theSpiked Punch-Line. And what was theFuss all ...