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...or at least CelerySam!! since he's pretty much easily amused and entertained by the small celery sticks, carrot "stars" and asparagus stalks at theChippedCup!! where he works, he keeps throwing FreedomFries at his favorite ChefGurl!! theSam!!’s Rep he did not get Lip Injections!! instead, one of his disgruntled VillageChixxx!! smacked him in the mouth!! Check out more of theSam!! at AlaskaVillageTales!! Most Recent Happenings!! -theSam!!’sRep It’s been tossed out like last weeks Turkey carcass!! oh.. I mean. theBoi!! did not get Lip Injections.......... but he did get a HairCut!! an really, really extreme high-n-tight military fade. in fact, he left it longer on top and creates a little forwardFlip of cowlick!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!! now he's cold standing at theBusStops!! -theSam!! some of Sam!!’s friends and one lil’ ToyDog share ThanksgivingDinner!! and later on, theSam!! wanted to walk over theHill with theToyDog & a Stick, standOn / strangle theDog with...

Aside from various emails I get (often from myself!! reminding me of Updates I've blogged etc) I get these gems in Text form, crossing my Inbox from AnchorageDailyNewzzz!! and I just couldn't resist expanding upon theHeadliners or commenting upon them... top stories ------------------------------------------ - Shoppers plot strategy like they're going to war womenkind pretty much 'go to war' everyday, what with theWarPaintMakeUp and cranial protection applications that is "HelmetHead hairspray", Man they look great, smell great don't they?! - Just what would drive a man to sleep in his RV in the parking lot of Barnes & Noble so he could be first in line at Wal-Mart (at 3 a.m.) the day after Thanksgiving? It's called "theWife!! !!" / "Girlfriend!! !!!" and could include their mothers!!!! !! ! and lastly, it also includes that household item that Everyman, including me, has come to accept, theSofa!! !! Sleep on that or else ...

Well. today at work was dark, I guess. Cos some more Servers and a couple more Chefs were let go and Management is saying that they're cutting everyone's work hours more, but no one loses hours, Just ME. as I'm there only 6 hrs a day now, and such petty things like ShiftMeals are no longer available to employees that don't work a full shift, They might as well be saying that to me directly, cos I don't work a full 8 to 12 hrs like other Chefs, Mgmt, Servers etc might. But it doesn't matter much to theBosses that I don't eat unless they feed me that day, does it?! *Sigh* and I thought theLawEnforcement / Security world was petty. And what with women that I work around, you think they'd be a bit more understanding. Oh well. Not every day is perfect and not every org, group,etc is perfect either. I found a great site to visit and take solace in at times, it's a place where I can go and read alot and even post and I totally understand all the things goin...

November 22, 2007 The Myth of Thanksgiving Native Blood By MIKE ELY www.counterpunch.org/ It is a deep thing that people still celebrate the survival of the early colonists at Plymouth -- by giving thanks to the Christian God who supposedly protected and championed the European invasion. The real meaning of all that, then and now, needs to be continually excavated. The myths and lies that surround the past are constantly draped over the horrors and tortures of our present. I originally wrote this article a decade ago, and it has showed up in different places and publications usually around the holiday. Pass it on. Every schoolchild in the U.S. has been taught that the Pilgrims of the Plymouth Colony invited the local Indians to a major harvest feast after surviving their first bitter year in New England. But the real history of Thanksgiving is a story of the murder of indigenous people and the theft of their land by European colonialists--and of the ruthless ways of capitalism. * * * *...

theSam!! copied this from Indianz dot com. Enjoy. ------------ Written by Barry White Crow Higgins Sunday, 18 November 2007 I have been asked here today to speak of Thanksgiving from the Native perspective. I am grateful for this opportunity. It is a however a difficult story to be told as it shakes the history most of us have grown to know. It had little to do with turkey, potatoes, or pie. Mid winter of 1620 the Americas saw the landing of the Pilgrims in the area known today as Plymouth MA. They were however not the first to land on these shores. In 1614 a British expedition had already landed there. When they left they took 24 Indians as slaves and left smallpox, syphilis and gonorrhea behind. That plague swept the so-called "tribes of New England", and destroyed some of the villages totally. The new 1620 settlers were not farmers so their crop failed miserably. Were it not for the guidance of a Pawtuxet named Squanto they would have surely perished. Squanto also negotiat...

ya' know. If you ask me, SHE should go FIND herself.... but I'm just sayin'!! A Reminder to All Wait, Bar, Janitor Staff .......yes, You too Sam!! It is not the responsibility of the KitchenCrew to do your side work or to clean up after you. (Escept for you Sam!!, since you’re theMinority here and our token Native!!, it is your responsibility to scrubby-scrubby those pans and sweepy-sweep up after everyone else) WaitStaff -At the end of your shift please make sure the following is done. -All of your side work is done i.e. butter, catsup, coffee, tea etc. And if you wonder where to put things away, just leave it and Sam!! will put them away for you, I mean, you'd think he'd have learned his lesson from his Navy days when oldSailors would prey upon thePoor Sailorboy by telling him to do various tasks like getting 50' of "ChowLine", Getting some gym socks from DaveyJones' locker, like putting theAnchor away!! But apparently theSam!! hasn't le...

Turkey in theStraw!! theSam!! wondering No Longer!! if he’s silliest on theInet, cos someone with even MORE time than he, just subscribed to Sam!!’s youtube account, “Welcome, Lone subscriber, You are definitely in a class all by yourself!!, Now watch my piano, guitar and my ParaTransit videos damnit!!” theSam!! saying that on this side of the World, Everyone eats Turkey and yet, on the OTHER side of the World, most countrys get attacked by it!! ......as evidenced by kurdish separatists being attacked in Iraq by turkey. doh well!! as long as OUR turkeys don’t pick up M-4’s and hand grenades, that will be fine with theSam!! theSam!! bleeding it out, digging deeper, Just to throw it away!! (sorry, linkinPark!!) uhmm. I was referring to theCooking!! I do at work. Cos I have to count theSteaks daily, Re ice theFish, (Raid theCheeseCake then blame it on theServerGirls!!- Got 3 fired this Month already!! and it‘s not even the4th of Nov and I‘ve only been to work like, on Thu the 1st, Damn ...