Turkey in theStraw!!
Turkey in theStraw!!
theSam!!
wondering No Longer!! if he’s silliest on theInet,
cos someone with even MORE time than he, just subscribed to Sam!!’s youtube account,
“Welcome, Lone subscriber, You are definitely in a class all by yourself!!,
Now watch my piano, guitar and my ParaTransit videos damnit!!”
theSam!!
saying that on this side of the World, Everyone eats Turkey and yet,
on the OTHER side of the World, most countrys get attacked by it!!
......as evidenced by kurdish separatists being attacked in Iraq by turkey.
doh well!!
as long as OUR turkeys don’t pick up M-4’s and hand grenades, that will be fine with theSam!!
theSam!!
bleeding it out, digging deeper, Just to throw it away!!
(sorry, linkinPark!!)
uhmm.
I was referring to theCooking!! I do at work.
Cos I have to count theSteaks daily, Re ice theFish,
(Raid theCheeseCake then blame it on theServerGirls!!- Got 3 fired this Month already!! and it‘s not even the4th of Nov and I‘ve only been to work like, on Thu the 1st, Damn I‘m good)
and of course, wash theDishes!!, take out theTrash, so he can get some spending cash.....
I tell ya’, One of these days I’m going back on unEmployment just so I can make more $!!
theSam!!
so Glad that Halloween is over,
for a moment there, I get a complex cos I wonder why everyone is dressing up.
They’re either making FUN of me, or else they’re trying to flatter me, I dunno.
And those pumkin carvings, the ones with only ONE tooth or maybe 4 teef,
They got better incisors than I do!!
theSam!!
wishing that he could get some “Veco money” just so he can be “Onboard!!”
theSam!!
not being monitored by theFBI,
but monitoring his own Fibs!!
theSam!!
wondering what’s the fuss about 6 villageSledDogs being killed is all about!?
They’re just sledDogs!!
and quite frankly, when most of those mutts spend their entire lives chained up and only a few of them per dogYard get to pull a sled every winter for a few weeks,
no wonder I see things the way I do regarding some Villagers!! keeping that financial drain in their lives.
Cos most Villagers will spend exhorbant amounts of $ upon them dogs and not do anything with them.
I say, kill More!!
theVillage!!
VBT, village Barefoot technology!!
Leading the nonFootwear Revolution!!
.........to theEmergencyRoom!!
VBT is theFirst ever psychological footwear that has a Proof (140proof to 180!! by Litre) positive effect upon theHuman body!!
(scientific studies done ages ago by ENC/Emperor has No Clothes!! and now is backed up by recent Village studies done by
theVNC/theVillager!! has No Clothes!! cos they’re just that drunk!!)
theState!!
now having been Browbeaten and badgered by theVillages!!,
theState!! is proud to announce that for every 30+mins of Airtime flight from theVillage!! to theCity jails and back again upon release,
Every felon and misdemeanant gets 1000 alaskaAir miles.
So start drinking and shootin’ up theVillage!! so you can take your sweethearts to Hawaii this February or maybe take the”Wife” & kids to mexico later on next summer!!
And yes, “theAirTime” racked up by Ground Transport also counts cos we know them Village roads are bumpy.
(offer void if your OWN village VPSO or VPO personally FLIES or DRIVES you!!)
theVillageGeneralStore!!
are you ready for a STEAL!?
We got great deals on “Pull-On” DIS chain saws,
an 18” chain with broken line, missing gas cap and 3 new replacement spark plugs,
You’ll get great exercize “pulling On!!” dis one!!, $179 villagers / $300 for VPSO’s
And this just in from theVPSO.
an “Motherf*@%!ng no good piece of $&it hunk of worthless junk that I paid good money for it won’t start!!”
It’s an IamBoss, 3000 ATC / CC (auto tensioner chain & carb compensator)
but get this, theVPSO doesn’t understand that you have to turn 3 switches ,
“Prime” theFuel pump by pressing the small Red rubber Node, and then Pull on theLine!!
$280 for villagers and $500 for VPSO’s!!
We’re also throwing in 12 chain files, 4 extra chains, chain lubricant, a case of chain bar oil, engine oil and 2 gas cans of premix cos,
what ever Our Sam!! buys, it’s gotta have the accessories to take care of it!!
sheeeshh........
We’ve already sold our 20” heavy Duty Pull On 2005 model Nu WDS (the New Words)
in fact, it was bought by a School teacher whom already invented 8 new swear words based on “Bastard”,
4 profanity laced phrases based on “runs like a deere My ass!!”,
and theVillageKidz!! are parroting every word too (even theSam!!) and theSchool’s been in an uproar since last week.
We’ll keep you posted on any new words that develop, as by now, it’s still party city out in theVillage!!
cos not everyone is finished drinking away their PFD money and new words are invented each year when theVPSO’s take away peoples drugs and alcohol anyway.
and that's that!!
luvs, theSam!!
theSam!!
wondering No Longer!! if he’s silliest on theInet,
cos someone with even MORE time than he, just subscribed to Sam!!’s youtube account,
“Welcome, Lone subscriber, You are definitely in a class all by yourself!!,
Now watch my piano, guitar and my ParaTransit videos damnit!!”
theSam!!
saying that on this side of the World, Everyone eats Turkey and yet,
on the OTHER side of the World, most countrys get attacked by it!!
......as evidenced by kurdish separatists being attacked in Iraq by turkey.
doh well!!
as long as OUR turkeys don’t pick up M-4’s and hand grenades, that will be fine with theSam!!
theSam!!
bleeding it out, digging deeper, Just to throw it away!!
(sorry, linkinPark!!)
uhmm.
I was referring to theCooking!! I do at work.
Cos I have to count theSteaks daily, Re ice theFish,
(Raid theCheeseCake then blame it on theServerGirls!!- Got 3 fired this Month already!! and it‘s not even the4th of Nov and I‘ve only been to work like, on Thu the 1st, Damn I‘m good)
and of course, wash theDishes!!, take out theTrash, so he can get some spending cash.....
I tell ya’, One of these days I’m going back on unEmployment just so I can make more $!!
theSam!!
so Glad that Halloween is over,
for a moment there, I get a complex cos I wonder why everyone is dressing up.
They’re either making FUN of me, or else they’re trying to flatter me, I dunno.
And those pumkin carvings, the ones with only ONE tooth or maybe 4 teef,
They got better incisors than I do!!
theSam!!
wishing that he could get some “Veco money” just so he can be “Onboard!!”
theSam!!
not being monitored by theFBI,
but monitoring his own Fibs!!
theSam!!
wondering what’s the fuss about 6 villageSledDogs being killed is all about!?
They’re just sledDogs!!
and quite frankly, when most of those mutts spend their entire lives chained up and only a few of them per dogYard get to pull a sled every winter for a few weeks,
no wonder I see things the way I do regarding some Villagers!! keeping that financial drain in their lives.
Cos most Villagers will spend exhorbant amounts of $ upon them dogs and not do anything with them.
I say, kill More!!
theVillage!!
VBT, village Barefoot technology!!
Leading the nonFootwear Revolution!!
.........to theEmergencyRoom!!
VBT is theFirst ever psychological footwear that has a Proof (140proof to 180!! by Litre) positive effect upon theHuman body!!
(scientific studies done ages ago by ENC/Emperor has No Clothes!! and now is backed up by recent Village studies done by
theVNC/theVillager!! has No Clothes!! cos they’re just that drunk!!)
theState!!
now having been Browbeaten and badgered by theVillages!!,
theState!! is proud to announce that for every 30+mins of Airtime flight from theVillage!! to theCity jails and back again upon release,
Every felon and misdemeanant gets 1000 alaskaAir miles.
So start drinking and shootin’ up theVillage!! so you can take your sweethearts to Hawaii this February or maybe take the”Wife” & kids to mexico later on next summer!!
And yes, “theAirTime” racked up by Ground Transport also counts cos we know them Village roads are bumpy.
(offer void if your OWN village VPSO or VPO personally FLIES or DRIVES you!!)
theVillageGeneralStore!!
are you ready for a STEAL!?
We got great deals on “Pull-On” DIS chain saws,
an 18” chain with broken line, missing gas cap and 3 new replacement spark plugs,
You’ll get great exercize “pulling On!!” dis one!!, $179 villagers / $300 for VPSO’s
And this just in from theVPSO.
an “Motherf*@%!ng no good piece of $&it hunk of worthless junk that I paid good money for it won’t start!!”
It’s an IamBoss, 3000 ATC / CC (auto tensioner chain & carb compensator)
but get this, theVPSO doesn’t understand that you have to turn 3 switches ,
“Prime” theFuel pump by pressing the small Red rubber Node, and then Pull on theLine!!
$280 for villagers and $500 for VPSO’s!!
We’re also throwing in 12 chain files, 4 extra chains, chain lubricant, a case of chain bar oil, engine oil and 2 gas cans of premix cos,
what ever Our Sam!! buys, it’s gotta have the accessories to take care of it!!
sheeeshh........
We’ve already sold our 20” heavy Duty Pull On 2005 model Nu WDS (the New Words)
in fact, it was bought by a School teacher whom already invented 8 new swear words based on “Bastard”,
4 profanity laced phrases based on “runs like a deere My ass!!”,
and theVillageKidz!! are parroting every word too (even theSam!!) and theSchool’s been in an uproar since last week.
We’ll keep you posted on any new words that develop, as by now, it’s still party city out in theVillage!!
cos not everyone is finished drinking away their PFD money and new words are invented each year when theVPSO’s take away peoples drugs and alcohol anyway.
and that's that!!
luvs, theSam!!
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