Celebrity Sam!!
...or at least CelerySam!!
since he's pretty much easily amused and entertained by the small celery sticks, carrot "stars" and asparagus stalks at theChippedCup!! where he works,
he keeps throwing FreedomFries at his favorite ChefGurl!!
theSam!!’s Rep
he did not get Lip Injections!!
instead, one of his disgruntled VillageChixxx!! smacked him in the mouth!!
Check out more of theSam!! at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Most Recent Happenings!!
-theSam!!’sRep It’s been tossed out like last weeks Turkey carcass!! oh.. I mean.
theBoi!! did not get Lip Injections..........
but he did get a HairCut!!
an really, really extreme high-n-tight military fade.
in fact, he left it longer on top and creates a little forwardFlip of cowlick!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
now he's cold standing at theBusStops!!
-theSam!!
some of Sam!!’s friends and one lil’ ToyDog share ThanksgivingDinner!!
and later on,
theSam!! wanted to walk over theHill with theToyDog & a Stick,
standOn / strangle theDog with theStick and then add it to theMenu!! Just like his G-G-Grandmother did back on theReservation!!
-theSam!!
“Forget about theGirls!!, forget about Women!!, I want CheeseCake!!”
erhh...
but first, let me finish this uneaten Salad Wedge, after I down the 2 unused Glasses of Wine!!
and honestly, You try to say "toss theSalad" to your EnglishBoss lady with a straight face,
can't do it!!
-theSam!!
now thinking about eating at BostonMarkets,
Just think about it,
it’s winter, and most people in town are “hacking” and “coughing” and otherwise Summoning up LungOysters.
Is this NOT a Great time to eat Clam Chowder!?
huh?!, ehh!?
-theSam!!
his Violin’s a little bit Country but wants to be a LareenaMcKennit newAge music wannabe!!,
his ElectricGuitar just wants to play Metal at Humpy’s,
theAcousticGuitar just wants to stay IN theSoftcase,
and his Keyboard just wants to be left Alone!! “damnit!!”
and Sam!!’s boombox!?
it’s a little confused right now as to whether it’s an Radio, or an Cassette player/Recorder, or an CD player.
Cos Sam!! rips music toons off theNet via an wirelessFM transmitter!!
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I'm theSam!! and my shaved head is cold!!
later tators.
luvs, theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
since he's pretty much easily amused and entertained by the small celery sticks, carrot "stars" and asparagus stalks at theChippedCup!! where he works,
he keeps throwing FreedomFries at his favorite ChefGurl!!
theSam!!’s Rep
he did not get Lip Injections!!
instead, one of his disgruntled VillageChixxx!! smacked him in the mouth!!
Check out more of theSam!! at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Most Recent Happenings!!
-theSam!!’sRep It’s been tossed out like last weeks Turkey carcass!! oh.. I mean.
theBoi!! did not get Lip Injections..........
but he did get a HairCut!!
an really, really extreme high-n-tight military fade.
in fact, he left it longer on top and creates a little forwardFlip of cowlick!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
now he's cold standing at theBusStops!!
-theSam!!
some of Sam!!’s friends and one lil’ ToyDog share ThanksgivingDinner!!
and later on,
theSam!! wanted to walk over theHill with theToyDog & a Stick,
standOn / strangle theDog with theStick and then add it to theMenu!! Just like his G-G-Grandmother did back on theReservation!!
-theSam!!
“Forget about theGirls!!, forget about Women!!, I want CheeseCake!!”
erhh...
but first, let me finish this uneaten Salad Wedge, after I down the 2 unused Glasses of Wine!!
and honestly, You try to say "toss theSalad" to your EnglishBoss lady with a straight face,
can't do it!!
-theSam!!
now thinking about eating at BostonMarkets,
Just think about it,
it’s winter, and most people in town are “hacking” and “coughing” and otherwise Summoning up LungOysters.
Is this NOT a Great time to eat Clam Chowder!?
huh?!, ehh!?
-theSam!!
his Violin’s a little bit Country but wants to be a LareenaMcKennit newAge music wannabe!!,
his ElectricGuitar just wants to play Metal at Humpy’s,
theAcousticGuitar just wants to stay IN theSoftcase,
and his Keyboard just wants to be left Alone!! “damnit!!”
and Sam!!’s boombox!?
it’s a little confused right now as to whether it’s an Radio, or an Cassette player/Recorder, or an CD player.
Cos Sam!! rips music toons off theNet via an wirelessFM transmitter!!
--------------
I'm theSam!! and my shaved head is cold!!
later tators.
luvs, theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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