2008 In and Out List!!
as taken from theRecoveryFromMormonism board lists.
Exmo Out/In List for 2008
Date: Jan 04 23:18
Author:
Mail address:
I was away over the holiday so I don't know if we started an Exmo -- What's Out and What's in -- List for 2008? If not, I'll start one and hope you'll add some of yours.
OUT: Seagulls
IN: JetBlue
OUT: 'Employees Must Wash Hands' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
IN: 'A Proclamation on the Family' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
OUT: Jack Mormons
IN: New Order Mormons
OUT: Atheists vs. Christians Board Wars
IN: Build-A-Bears
OUT: Drinking Threads
IN: Curelom Recipes
OUT: Baker's Caps
IN: Rogaine
OUT: Green Aprons
IN: Victoria's Sacred
OUT: Paying 10% tithing
IN: Paying 10% surcharge at the Hinkley Mall
OUT: America's not ready for a black president
IN: America's not ready for a wingnut president
Wait, that last one needs work. We've had our share of those.
OK, it's late and I'm tired. Add your own and play nice.
Subject: Re: Exmo Out/In List for 2008
Date: Jan 05 07:58
Author: theSam!!
Mail Address:
theSam!!
Out: theGut!!
In: theInnie!! and no matter how much I eat and Don't exercise theInnie still won't come out...
*sad*
Out: Sobriety!!
In: *Hiccup!!* d:oP
Out: me!! (uumm. Out of church btw)
In: my mother, married sister, grandmother
*sad*
Out: glasses!!
In: Contacs!! just got fleeced for $400 at LenShafterz!! but just think of where that $ would have gone if I didn't spend it on me!!
Out: Pop & juice!!
In: Smirnoff Orange, Stoli!!, Let theGoose loose!! and any kind of red wine, clear champagne and omg...
Just sampled Gin yesterday.
I found theDemon!! bringer outer, must avoid Gin!!
Ok ok... maybe just a skosh of pop, but I'm losing my taste for sweets now.
Out: Conservativeness
In: uhm... I already seized it (theDay!!),
and now theNight too!!
Out: white shirts, suit coats
In: colored shirts, my favorite jacket
Out: theStick of Joseph & Judah
In: Wine spectator, Food!!, ModernSalon!!, Time!! and, anything RRay or Martha!!
and maybe real sticks to theHeads of any Representatives of "J&J" peddling their stupid "blue" books door to door, yeah!!
Out: selfless sacrifice to ingrate orgs or people
In: time out for me, and picking my causes now
Out: ellymess dot org!! (lds)
In: RFM, wippedwomenzdot com, cnn and onionb ootie!!
Out: stifling elle deeEss hymnals
In: all the classic rock music hits on guitar, piano & violin
and to that end....
Out: Reverently, quietly (the church song)
In: Smoke on theWater!!, Bad company!!
Out: tactfulness
In: no respect if none is given
Out: starvation sundays
In: GGooooooOOOOOO Patriots!! (I hope)
Out: time away from family, friends, from self
In: Family, friends, myself
Out: Plastic dead flowers
In: actual roses, live plants,
Out: One small narrow way and one size fits all
In: my pace, my life, my choices so accept it
Out: fear, helplessness, no self worth, searching for identity
In: Insight, Hope, Love, Self worth, discovery!!
Out: Greedy MoneyDigging conMan Pedaphile PhilanderingJoe!!
In: God, Christ (for me anyway)
Out: Joe to Gourdo!! & all other leaders in stiff lockstep
In: truth, integrity, humanness, compassion, Accountability to members, Open books to scrutiny,
Out: Glossy polished corporateness, cold calculating of numbers, dollars, member resources and the dysfunctional portrayal of happiness in families and marriages,
In: thePeople before theSteeple!!
Out: No shrubs or trees in front of Eve!! and in fact, reduce adam to torso shots or make his character "Ma'adam!" (the temple movies!!)
In: Saline or Gel implants and gyno shots!!
And eve's punishment via bondage & bullwhipping!! (the temple movies!!)
Out: theIncessant brainwashing that FoodService jobs is all we men were really meant to be during every temple session
(cos the temple clothes made us look like Bakermen, especially those ridiculous hats and the green aprons)
In: tiara "veils" and "G" strings for sale in theBoutique!! downstairs next to theCafeteria!!
(cos pretty much all the big temples have cafeterias, I used to eat at Bellevue, WA temple when I attended)
Out: Stroke food in the cafeteria
In: a mcDees or a Round table pizza's, maybe a pizzaHut
Since that seems to have been theSlogan anyway's of all Morg wives-Let YourselfGo!! (ppppphhhhhtttt *inflates* !!)
Out: me, of ideas. I'm tired,
In: me, in bed as soon as I remove sofLenses!!
ttyl everyone!!
luvs, theSam!!
church humor is now over.
-----------------
theSam!!'s 2008 In and Out List!!
In:
me right now, It's finally snowed here in Anchorage and I'm cold walking around,
especially late at night after work, my ears get numb.
Out:
not me, I'm safe and WARM inside theApt!!
----
In:
Herscheys Kingsize w/PeanutButter
Out:
Dove candy bars *sad*
----
In:
Steak, spinach, mushrooms, corn, mashed tators!!
what food I've gathered from work to keep me fed over the weekend
Out:
nothing yet, maybe tomorrow,
----
In:
Pretty much all my dressy clothes and shoes, but they're IN the closet.
Out:
Just sweats, t-shirts, old socks and boots. cos at work I put on chefWhites!!
----
In: a new COOL local radio station, KZND 94.7 theEnd!! they're nice when you call in. check it out at kznd.com,
Lately they were giving away those new iPhones, and I was sooo tempted to call in, but my lil Kyocera works just fine for me.
Out: a lame radio station that blows.
Although this station has a cool Morning show 6-10, overall, their DJ's aren't nice and don't play requests, and they never answer the phones anymore
----
In: friends that call and text, mySpace and in general whom stay in touch on a regular basis.
Out: people that don't keep in touch on a regular basis,
----
In:
Linen napkins or at least a clean shirt sleeve!!
Maybe a ServerGirl!! dress or an stocking but NO Finger!!
Out:
plain paper napkins, tellTale spilt wine stains on chefWhites!!, food crumbs on lips & face. I hate it when they flick my face!!
----
theVillage!! IN and OUT list!!
In:
theSam!!
Out:
theSam!!
finally.....and after 2.5yrs!!
----
In:
Alcohol by theCase, by theBottle, by theCan, by theCarLoad
Out:
theSam!!
cos if he catches us importing, OUT goes our precious Crown & SpicedRum on the ground in front of us.
We curse him so that he'll start drinking too and at least see things from OUR Point of View, or at the very least, he'll get hit by a car as he passes by a stripClub!!
----
In:
that great big, BallisticVest clad, bald!! annoying bright ray of "annoying" Streamlight sunshine that is Sam!! at 0200hrs to break up our house party.
Out:
that great big, BallisticVest clad, bald!! annoying bright ray of "annoying"
Streamlight sunshine that is Sam!! at 0200hrs, cos he broke up our house party.
----
In:
theSam!! of course...
In trouble again cos he went after an Councilman's son for DUI, (again)
Out:
theSam!! of course...
for going after another of theCouncil's children after they beat up some relatives,
drove drunk and almost hit some Villagers, threatened some kids and then wrecked theBrandNew pickup just outside theVillage!!
Doesn't that guy know that this isn't theCity!!
We're not bad like theCity!!, no crime happens here and everythings fine,
then this idiot comes along and tries to enforce our laws we made,
OUR laws!! the nerve of him.
----
In:
Vodka, ghb, X, 8-balls and potlaced smokes.
Out:
an bleeding assaulted Villager as their family speeds them out of theVillage!! before theVPSO catches up to them,
because the assaulted young man was the one that got tables turned on him, for sexually assaulting a VillageChick!! at an party, and the girls associates stomped the shit out of the young man,
btw, he's still living with his parents and is still being coddled and protected by them and Village leadership,
and he probably has "another" $5K warrant out on him.
----
In:
theSam!!, theVillage!! and pretty much everyone else on thePlanet!!, as in-still in this LIFE.
Out:
a few bad villageBois!! whom, after a few years of badness, are now D-E-A-D.
Good riddance, hope you get what punishment you fucking deserve for being disgraces to your families, to your Village!!, to your people and your names.
You deserved what beatings ya' got after assaulting your VPSO.
----
In:
pretty much everyone's VEHICLES, are still IN theVillage!!
mehh.. at least those vehicles that are Impounded for DUI, NoValid OperatorsLicense, RecklessDriving, etc.
Out:
those vehicles whose craftie Owners and drivers are good enough to stay out of theVPSO's way.
----
In:
theSam!!
he's In our Homes to eat pretty much everyday when ever someone invites him to eat.
Out:
theVillageGeneralStore!!
now Out of SaltPeter!!
hee hee hee.
----
!?!
what the hell.....
you bastards.
----
In:
PopTarts & boxed Milk at theGeneralStore!!
theGeneralStore discovered that theVest!! will buy 'whole' milk instead of 2% so they jacked up the price per box to $4
Out:
PopTarts & boxed Whole milk!!
yuummmm!!
----
In:
all Villagers!!
ALL the warm, smart, intelligent Villagers!!
Out:
that big bald, Vest wearing idiot as he foot patrols w/ his shotgun when it's -30F in the dead of winter.
----
In:
theSam!!
Look, some Grandma's cute, hot grandaughter is calling him in to eat!!
never mind that she's half dressed, half Sloshed too, and half mad at HIM for arresting her yesterday,
it's just that what ever Grandmother-of-theHouse says,
theGranddaughter HAS to do.
So feed him.
Out:
apparently not Sam!! anymore.
----
theSam!!
I gotta go,
I see lil' Monica waving a mooseleg at me,
and she's IN a nighty!!
----
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak
Exmo Out/In List for 2008
Date: Jan 04 23:18
Author:
Mail address:
I was away over the holiday so I don't know if we started an Exmo -- What's Out and What's in -- List for 2008? If not, I'll start one and hope you'll add some of yours.
OUT: Seagulls
IN: JetBlue
OUT: 'Employees Must Wash Hands' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
IN: 'A Proclamation on the Family' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
OUT: Jack Mormons
IN: New Order Mormons
OUT: Atheists vs. Christians Board Wars
IN: Build-A-Bears
OUT: Drinking Threads
IN: Curelom Recipes
OUT: Baker's Caps
IN: Rogaine
OUT: Green Aprons
IN: Victoria's Sacred
OUT: Paying 10% tithing
IN: Paying 10% surcharge at the Hinkley Mall
OUT: America's not ready for a black president
IN: America's not ready for a wingnut president
Wait, that last one needs work. We've had our share of those.
OK, it's late and I'm tired. Add your own and play nice.
Subject: Re: Exmo Out/In List for 2008
Date: Jan 05 07:58
Author: theSam!!
Mail Address:
theSam!!
Out: theGut!!
In: theInnie!! and no matter how much I eat and Don't exercise theInnie still won't come out...
*sad*
Out: Sobriety!!
In: *Hiccup!!* d:oP
Out: me!! (uumm. Out of church btw)
In: my mother, married sister, grandmother
*sad*
Out: glasses!!
In: Contacs!! just got fleeced for $400 at LenShafterz!! but just think of where that $ would have gone if I didn't spend it on me!!
Out: Pop & juice!!
In: Smirnoff Orange, Stoli!!, Let theGoose loose!! and any kind of red wine, clear champagne and omg...
Just sampled Gin yesterday.
I found theDemon!! bringer outer, must avoid Gin!!
Ok ok... maybe just a skosh of pop, but I'm losing my taste for sweets now.
Out: Conservativeness
In: uhm... I already seized it (theDay!!),
and now theNight too!!
Out: white shirts, suit coats
In: colored shirts, my favorite jacket
Out: theStick of Joseph & Judah
In: Wine spectator, Food!!, ModernSalon!!, Time!! and, anything RRay or Martha!!
and maybe real sticks to theHeads of any Representatives of "J&J" peddling their stupid "blue" books door to door, yeah!!
Out: selfless sacrifice to ingrate orgs or people
In: time out for me, and picking my causes now
Out: ellymess dot org!! (lds)
In: RFM, wippedwomenzdot com, cnn and onionb ootie!!
Out: stifling elle deeEss hymnals
In: all the classic rock music hits on guitar, piano & violin
and to that end....
Out: Reverently, quietly (the church song)
In: Smoke on theWater!!, Bad company!!
Out: tactfulness
In: no respect if none is given
Out: starvation sundays
In: GGooooooOOOOOO Patriots!! (I hope)
Out: time away from family, friends, from self
In: Family, friends, myself
Out: Plastic dead flowers
In: actual roses, live plants,
Out: One small narrow way and one size fits all
In: my pace, my life, my choices so accept it
Out: fear, helplessness, no self worth, searching for identity
In: Insight, Hope, Love, Self worth, discovery!!
Out: Greedy MoneyDigging conMan Pedaphile PhilanderingJoe!!
In: God, Christ (for me anyway)
Out: Joe to Gourdo!! & all other leaders in stiff lockstep
In: truth, integrity, humanness, compassion, Accountability to members, Open books to scrutiny,
Out: Glossy polished corporateness, cold calculating of numbers, dollars, member resources and the dysfunctional portrayal of happiness in families and marriages,
In: thePeople before theSteeple!!
Out: No shrubs or trees in front of Eve!! and in fact, reduce adam to torso shots or make his character "Ma'adam!" (the temple movies!!)
In: Saline or Gel implants and gyno shots!!
And eve's punishment via bondage & bullwhipping!! (the temple movies!!)
Out: theIncessant brainwashing that FoodService jobs is all we men were really meant to be during every temple session
(cos the temple clothes made us look like Bakermen, especially those ridiculous hats and the green aprons)
In: tiara "veils" and "G" strings for sale in theBoutique!! downstairs next to theCafeteria!!
(cos pretty much all the big temples have cafeterias, I used to eat at Bellevue, WA temple when I attended)
Out: Stroke food in the cafeteria
In: a mcDees or a Round table pizza's, maybe a pizzaHut
Since that seems to have been theSlogan anyway's of all Morg wives-Let YourselfGo!! (ppppphhhhhtttt *inflates* !!)
Out: me, of ideas. I'm tired,
In: me, in bed as soon as I remove sofLenses!!
ttyl everyone!!
luvs, theSam!!
church humor is now over.
-----------------
theSam!!'s 2008 In and Out List!!
In:
me right now, It's finally snowed here in Anchorage and I'm cold walking around,
especially late at night after work, my ears get numb.
Out:
not me, I'm safe and WARM inside theApt!!
----
In:
Herscheys Kingsize w/PeanutButter
Out:
Dove candy bars *sad*
----
In:
Steak, spinach, mushrooms, corn, mashed tators!!
what food I've gathered from work to keep me fed over the weekend
Out:
nothing yet, maybe tomorrow,
----
In:
Pretty much all my dressy clothes and shoes, but they're IN the closet.
Out:
Just sweats, t-shirts, old socks and boots. cos at work I put on chefWhites!!
----
In: a new COOL local radio station, KZND 94.7 theEnd!! they're nice when you call in. check it out at kznd.com,
Lately they were giving away those new iPhones, and I was sooo tempted to call in, but my lil Kyocera works just fine for me.
Out: a lame radio station that blows.
Although this station has a cool Morning show 6-10, overall, their DJ's aren't nice and don't play requests, and they never answer the phones anymore
----
In: friends that call and text, mySpace and in general whom stay in touch on a regular basis.
Out: people that don't keep in touch on a regular basis,
----
In:
Linen napkins or at least a clean shirt sleeve!!
Maybe a ServerGirl!! dress or an stocking but NO Finger!!
Out:
plain paper napkins, tellTale spilt wine stains on chefWhites!!, food crumbs on lips & face. I hate it when they flick my face!!
----
theVillage!! IN and OUT list!!
In:
theSam!!
Out:
theSam!!
finally.....and after 2.5yrs!!
----
In:
Alcohol by theCase, by theBottle, by theCan, by theCarLoad
Out:
theSam!!
cos if he catches us importing, OUT goes our precious Crown & SpicedRum on the ground in front of us.
We curse him so that he'll start drinking too and at least see things from OUR Point of View, or at the very least, he'll get hit by a car as he passes by a stripClub!!
----
In:
that great big, BallisticVest clad, bald!! annoying bright ray of "annoying" Streamlight sunshine that is Sam!! at 0200hrs to break up our house party.
Out:
that great big, BallisticVest clad, bald!! annoying bright ray of "annoying"
Streamlight sunshine that is Sam!! at 0200hrs, cos he broke up our house party.
----
In:
theSam!! of course...
In trouble again cos he went after an Councilman's son for DUI, (again)
Out:
theSam!! of course...
for going after another of theCouncil's children after they beat up some relatives,
drove drunk and almost hit some Villagers, threatened some kids and then wrecked theBrandNew pickup just outside theVillage!!
Doesn't that guy know that this isn't theCity!!
We're not bad like theCity!!, no crime happens here and everythings fine,
then this idiot comes along and tries to enforce our laws we made,
OUR laws!! the nerve of him.
----
In:
Vodka, ghb, X, 8-balls and potlaced smokes.
Out:
an bleeding assaulted Villager as their family speeds them out of theVillage!! before theVPSO catches up to them,
because the assaulted young man was the one that got tables turned on him, for sexually assaulting a VillageChick!! at an party, and the girls associates stomped the shit out of the young man,
btw, he's still living with his parents and is still being coddled and protected by them and Village leadership,
and he probably has "another" $5K warrant out on him.
----
In:
theSam!!, theVillage!! and pretty much everyone else on thePlanet!!, as in-still in this LIFE.
Out:
a few bad villageBois!! whom, after a few years of badness, are now D-E-A-D.
Good riddance, hope you get what punishment you fucking deserve for being disgraces to your families, to your Village!!, to your people and your names.
You deserved what beatings ya' got after assaulting your VPSO.
----
In:
pretty much everyone's VEHICLES, are still IN theVillage!!
mehh.. at least those vehicles that are Impounded for DUI, NoValid OperatorsLicense, RecklessDriving, etc.
Out:
those vehicles whose craftie Owners and drivers are good enough to stay out of theVPSO's way.
----
In:
theSam!!
he's In our Homes to eat pretty much everyday when ever someone invites him to eat.
Out:
theVillageGeneralStore!!
now Out of SaltPeter!!
hee hee hee.
----
!?!
what the hell.....
you bastards.
----
In:
PopTarts & boxed Milk at theGeneralStore!!
theGeneralStore discovered that theVest!! will buy 'whole' milk instead of 2% so they jacked up the price per box to $4
Out:
PopTarts & boxed Whole milk!!
yuummmm!!
----
In:
all Villagers!!
ALL the warm, smart, intelligent Villagers!!
Out:
that big bald, Vest wearing idiot as he foot patrols w/ his shotgun when it's -30F in the dead of winter.
----
In:
theSam!!
Look, some Grandma's cute, hot grandaughter is calling him in to eat!!
never mind that she's half dressed, half Sloshed too, and half mad at HIM for arresting her yesterday,
it's just that what ever Grandmother-of-theHouse says,
theGranddaughter HAS to do.
So feed him.
Out:
apparently not Sam!! anymore.
----
theSam!!
I gotta go,
I see lil' Monica waving a mooseleg at me,
and she's IN a nighty!!
----
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak
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