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Feenixx CARRS Nebe Lander Makes 'Footprint' With Robotic-like Arm
By Spaced!!.dotcom Staff,
otherwise known as those silly, silly people at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Pee In It!!’s Robotic-like Arm Makes 'Footprint',
then an Ass-print.
(However thePoliceReport version of this story says theArresting Officer's Boot makes a FootPrint in theAss of theNebe Lander!
yeah..
Whatever)
19 December 2008 0125 a.m. AlaskaDayTime
NOSA’s (Natives Ostensibly Staggering About!!) Pheenix Marrs Hander reached out and touched the CARRS SAFEWAY parking lot surface for the first time!! (since it’s release from Jail) with theDigit scoop at the end of his robotic-like arm on Friday, leaving a "footprint" in the new fallen snow.
This "soil touch," as Rescue!!mission Beer scientists call it, is the first stagger toward begging for food and money handOuts with the robotic-like arm.
"Thisshh phhirrst *hiccup!!* touchh, t-t-tushhh allowsshh ushhh *hic* to yoot, to yooot. *hiccup!!*
to utilize the NOSA Nebe Robotic Arm more accurately” said Pee In It’s CARRS parking lot surface mission manager from No Sir!!'s GetImprisonedLaboratory in Anchorage, Ack!!
Pee On It went on to drunkenly slur,
“come daytime business hours we will be in a good situation for the upcoming sample, *hiccup!!*
acquisition and transfer at the downtown Soop kitchen!!
The initial impression left in the snowbank next to the CARRS parking lot along the sidewalk was photographed by theNOSA’s buttLander's stereo camera.
See, most everyone including nebes can have a basic CameraPhone nowadays for just $1 a month.
The spot where the slight dent was left has been provisionally named "You See" (theNebriate Spaced!! team is using names from everyday actions, common phrases and various runIns with theLaw to designate the surface features around their butt landing site)
Click here for SPACEDdotcoms NOSA!! TV feed or better yet, just check the local Police contact/Arrest Reports for NO Sir!! coverage
-----
Legend:
-NOSA, is the acronym for Natives Ostensibly Staggering About.
It could also stand for “Nebes” which is a shortened version of “Inebriates” and though they may not always be “Ostensible”, They can often be just “Obstinate”.
NOSA!! can also mean, in conversational terms just what it sounds like, As if the person or theNebe uttering it is appeasing an Authority Figure of Higher Intelligence that has just come into contact with it (theNebe).
Nosa!!, No Sir would be the words you‘ll hear, as in, “No sir, I am not drinking!!”
-Pheenixx!!, Fee Nix, What every job holding citizen should do for indigenous peeps, “Nix” their “Fees” they collect each day.
In their little pickled minds when they collect foodstuffs and money from Enablers, theNebes say to themselves, “Fees!!, Next!!” and move onto the next business or home or group of Employed people to “Orbit” and later on come into “contact” with.
-CARRS, a popular destination for Spaced / Drunk / Out there!! Nebe (Inebriate Transient) travelers,
This “red” planet is also literally colored Red for obvious reasons-theFisticuffs and scrapes over Listerine mouthwash and who gets the last swig of Vodka!!
It’s also a given, that in most Enforcement circles, that when dealing with any Nebe travelers of any variety, it’s best to wear black to hide the blood stains!!
Also, theAuthor here has 2.8yrs experience in theDeepRegions of our State’s unpopulated Space and can attest to the fact that “Sherriffs Brown” colors can also hide blood stains, mostly his own!! but, *sigh* in these Report writing, public authorship circles, One must be objective, Truthful and honest in these penmanship musings online yes!?...... I guess.
-Soiled Touch, basically what happens if any NOSA business Orbiter / Hander touches you begging for change. You get soiled, nuf sed!!
-Butt Lander, after the business orbiter / handOuter starts to feel the effects from drinking, it’s elliptical, sometimes wavering meandering path will turn into a heavy trajectory free fall that, Ideally, would most likely be softened by it’s “Butt”,
But, (pun intended) since most Natives, (including Yours truly whom is Lakota and whos ass is flatter than thePlains!!) most business orbiters don’t land on their butts, Opting instead for face plants, knocking of Noggins, Teeth etc into Alaskan soil!! Then these “landers” will miraculously upright themselves into sitting position and wait for Police interrogation.
Also, this sitting position pose is when theLander utilizes it's Comms capabilities to dial home and argue with theMrs!! about how cold and harsh it is out there in deep open space!! "can it just come home again?!", but MissionControl/Ground quashes any hopes of a return flight home and utilizing it's never ending streams of voice commands condemns theWearyTraveler / Lander to another night of cold isolation.
-Robotic Arm, even though theBusiness / Home / Office / Rich people “Orbiter” is composed of organic materials heavily dosed throughout with upwards of 190proof distilled spirits, and in those extremely rare cases (a few cases of wussy MillerLite) the orbiter’s main Appendage can be quite theOpposite.
For it is the instrument that, for years and perhaps programmed via Generations of Inebriateness coupled with “stick theHandOut for monies, foodstuffs and theConstant police handsOn “taken into custody“ actions, has become hard and “robotic-like”.
This robotic arm that most “Orbiters” possess is a complex appendage capable of delicately holding onto cigarettes and can repeatedly flick-flick-flick BicLighters for hours under harsh minus 30degree temps,
These appendages can also continuously grasp that last can of Molsons Ice or that big bottle of Listerine in what blog pundits have termed “Village Deathgrip” but when it comes to honest work, these appendages go offLine and won‘t hold a work tool or instrument.
However, every 30 day “RefurbishmentCycle”, these Nebe Orbiters will scoop up a govt issued check and pick up a bankPen and then these Spaced dweller / travelers will gravitate to the nearest bar or Package store and then head out into theWoods!!
-Stay tuned for further Native Events Regarding Helping Another Person Negotiate Daily life!!
oh..
NEVRHAPND, Wait.. like that’ll ever happen. It never does!! They just help themselves.
And stay tuned for further confirmations upon that elusive object out there, in theAlaskanBush, known only as “Villager X”,
an unknown object that from time to time has been known to appear amongst us Citydwellers and reek havoc upon our economy, our social well-being and most notably our CourtSystems!!
“Villager X” can be any VillageGramma, or any VillageChick!! & her entourage, or just a lone Inebriated VillageChick!! in her car all alone and running scared from theVPSO,
Just keep in mind that no matter their composition, they are IMMENSE!!, they’re out there and they will return once again!!
oh...
and their Girth is Worth!!
lovs,
theSam!!
AlaskaVillageTales, head “Nebriate” but he’s not a Transient!! cos he’s got an apt all to himself.
d:oP
Feenixx CARRS Nebe Lander Makes 'Footprint' With Robotic-like Arm
By Spaced!!.dotcom Staff,
otherwise known as those silly, silly people at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Pee In It!!’s Robotic-like Arm Makes 'Footprint',
then an Ass-print.
(However thePoliceReport version of this story says theArresting Officer's Boot makes a FootPrint in theAss of theNebe Lander!
yeah..
Whatever)
19 December 2008 0125 a.m. AlaskaDayTime
NOSA’s (Natives Ostensibly Staggering About!!) Pheenix Marrs Hander reached out and touched the CARRS SAFEWAY parking lot surface for the first time!! (since it’s release from Jail) with theDigit scoop at the end of his robotic-like arm on Friday, leaving a "footprint" in the new fallen snow.
This "soil touch," as Rescue!!mission Beer scientists call it, is the first stagger toward begging for food and money handOuts with the robotic-like arm.
"Thisshh phhirrst *hiccup!!* touchh, t-t-tushhh allowsshh ushhh *hic* to yoot, to yooot. *hiccup!!*
to utilize the NOSA Nebe Robotic Arm more accurately” said Pee In It’s CARRS parking lot surface mission manager from No Sir!!'s GetImprisonedLaboratory in Anchorage, Ack!!
Pee On It went on to drunkenly slur,
“come daytime business hours we will be in a good situation for the upcoming sample, *hiccup!!*
acquisition and transfer at the downtown Soop kitchen!!
The initial impression left in the snowbank next to the CARRS parking lot along the sidewalk was photographed by theNOSA’s buttLander's stereo camera.
See, most everyone including nebes can have a basic CameraPhone nowadays for just $1 a month.
The spot where the slight dent was left has been provisionally named "You See" (theNebriate Spaced!! team is using names from everyday actions, common phrases and various runIns with theLaw to designate the surface features around their butt landing site)
Click here for SPACEDdotcoms NOSA!! TV feed or better yet, just check the local Police contact/Arrest Reports for NO Sir!! coverage
-----
Legend:
-NOSA, is the acronym for Natives Ostensibly Staggering About.
It could also stand for “Nebes” which is a shortened version of “Inebriates” and though they may not always be “Ostensible”, They can often be just “Obstinate”.
NOSA!! can also mean, in conversational terms just what it sounds like, As if the person or theNebe uttering it is appeasing an Authority Figure of Higher Intelligence that has just come into contact with it (theNebe).
Nosa!!, No Sir would be the words you‘ll hear, as in, “No sir, I am not drinking!!”
-Pheenixx!!, Fee Nix, What every job holding citizen should do for indigenous peeps, “Nix” their “Fees” they collect each day.
In their little pickled minds when they collect foodstuffs and money from Enablers, theNebes say to themselves, “Fees!!, Next!!” and move onto the next business or home or group of Employed people to “Orbit” and later on come into “contact” with.
-CARRS, a popular destination for Spaced / Drunk / Out there!! Nebe (Inebriate Transient) travelers,
This “red” planet is also literally colored Red for obvious reasons-theFisticuffs and scrapes over Listerine mouthwash and who gets the last swig of Vodka!!
It’s also a given, that in most Enforcement circles, that when dealing with any Nebe travelers of any variety, it’s best to wear black to hide the blood stains!!
Also, theAuthor here has 2.8yrs experience in theDeepRegions of our State’s unpopulated Space and can attest to the fact that “Sherriffs Brown” colors can also hide blood stains, mostly his own!! but, *sigh* in these Report writing, public authorship circles, One must be objective, Truthful and honest in these penmanship musings online yes!?...... I guess.
-Soiled Touch, basically what happens if any NOSA business Orbiter / Hander touches you begging for change. You get soiled, nuf sed!!
-Butt Lander, after the business orbiter / handOuter starts to feel the effects from drinking, it’s elliptical, sometimes wavering meandering path will turn into a heavy trajectory free fall that, Ideally, would most likely be softened by it’s “Butt”,
But, (pun intended) since most Natives, (including Yours truly whom is Lakota and whos ass is flatter than thePlains!!) most business orbiters don’t land on their butts, Opting instead for face plants, knocking of Noggins, Teeth etc into Alaskan soil!! Then these “landers” will miraculously upright themselves into sitting position and wait for Police interrogation.
Also, this sitting position pose is when theLander utilizes it's Comms capabilities to dial home and argue with theMrs!! about how cold and harsh it is out there in deep open space!! "can it just come home again?!", but MissionControl/Ground quashes any hopes of a return flight home and utilizing it's never ending streams of voice commands condemns theWearyTraveler / Lander to another night of cold isolation.
-Robotic Arm, even though theBusiness / Home / Office / Rich people “Orbiter” is composed of organic materials heavily dosed throughout with upwards of 190proof distilled spirits, and in those extremely rare cases (a few cases of wussy MillerLite) the orbiter’s main Appendage can be quite theOpposite.
For it is the instrument that, for years and perhaps programmed via Generations of Inebriateness coupled with “stick theHandOut for monies, foodstuffs and theConstant police handsOn “taken into custody“ actions, has become hard and “robotic-like”.
This robotic arm that most “Orbiters” possess is a complex appendage capable of delicately holding onto cigarettes and can repeatedly flick-flick-flick BicLighters for hours under harsh minus 30degree temps,
These appendages can also continuously grasp that last can of Molsons Ice or that big bottle of Listerine in what blog pundits have termed “Village Deathgrip” but when it comes to honest work, these appendages go offLine and won‘t hold a work tool or instrument.
However, every 30 day “RefurbishmentCycle”, these Nebe Orbiters will scoop up a govt issued check and pick up a bankPen and then these Spaced dweller / travelers will gravitate to the nearest bar or Package store and then head out into theWoods!!
-Stay tuned for further Native Events Regarding Helping Another Person Negotiate Daily life!!
oh..
NEVRHAPND, Wait.. like that’ll ever happen. It never does!! They just help themselves.
And stay tuned for further confirmations upon that elusive object out there, in theAlaskanBush, known only as “Villager X”,
an unknown object that from time to time has been known to appear amongst us Citydwellers and reek havoc upon our economy, our social well-being and most notably our CourtSystems!!
“Villager X” can be any VillageGramma, or any VillageChick!! & her entourage, or just a lone Inebriated VillageChick!! in her car all alone and running scared from theVPSO,
Just keep in mind that no matter their composition, they are IMMENSE!!, they’re out there and they will return once again!!
oh...
and their Girth is Worth!!
lovs,
theSam!!
AlaskaVillageTales, head “Nebriate” but he’s not a Transient!! cos he’s got an apt all to himself.
d:oP
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