theSam!! Orders a DoubleTall NO Fun!! d:o(
AlaskaVillageTales!! Presents “BaristaSam!!
If You Think!! Seattle has it’s own dialect when it comes to ordering an espresso Drink - it does!!
But theVillage!! Has it’s own dialect when it comes to ordering around theSam!! d:oP
-BEEF it Up!!
Another way of saying, "add another shot of espresso to my coffee?!",
Wrong!!
It's how an Inebriate talks when they're really mad at Sam!!
"Beat him up!!" becomes, "Beef eht upp!!".
And after a few day's of drinking and being angry at Sam!!"Baarfgh upp!!" becomes the newMantra of theNebe!!
-CHER Sugar!!
Is this a pack of Equal!?
Nope. It's what a villageNebe!! (short for Inebriate) does when he shoves his girlFriend in your direction!!
Of course, theSam!! has never had any sugar (of any kind) shared with him at all,
unless!!
Unless theVillage!! shares a drunkenPrisoner or two with theSam!!
-a DOUBLE!!
does this describe how many shots of Espresso a person wants in their drink?! (2 shots)
No!!, it's what villagers!! do when they hand over their SledDogs (often 2 at a time) to Sam!!
They say, "make mine a double!!"
It all began when theSam!! went out to theVillage!! and had theUnpleasant duty of dispatching peoples unwanted dogs. And since theSam!! had a shotgun at the time, albeit a SINGLE barrel one,
yet theSam!! always "doubleTapped" his dogs when he used his shotGun or Glock pistol.
And yet, theSam!! inadvertently asks theVillage!! for this dose. Cos trouble always comes in two's for Sam!! like this next item.
-Double NO FUN!!
a nonFat latte w/ 2 shots Decaf Espresso?!
Yes it is, but it's also what happens when trouble comes to Sam!!
a dNF is 2 villageChick!!'s, often with 2 children (each) in their arms and they want "double" Ten dollar bills in their TWO outstretched hands from theSam!!
"and give those 20's to us on theDoubleSam!!"
ehh.... a dNF can also be two villageGranma!!'s coming to complain (about Sam!!) to Sam!!
Yep. a Double No Fun can be two of anything that is going to spoil Sam!!'s day, week, month or pretty much theWHOLE sum of his existence in theVillage!!
-Double TALL 1/2 Caf!!
is this 12ox Latte made w/ 1 Shot Decaf & 1 Shot regular Caf Espresso?!
Yep!! But out in theVillage!! this often is theVillageChief's teenDaughter wearing CapriPants!!
Meaning that a 12yr old girl (with 2 babies on each hip!!) towering over Sam!! at 6' 4" loves to wear those trendy women's pants that kinda expose theCalf!!, uhh... Halfway up. her. calf.
-Double TALL Skinny!!
a 12oz Latte w/ nonFat milk & 2 Shots!? Sometimes, yes.
But it can also be the2nd CouncilMan's two girls whom, at only 10yrs of age are pushin' on up there close to Sam!!'s height, and unlike theSam!!- Those two girls be rreeaallyy skinny!!-theFatAss!! d:oP
-DoubleTALL Whipless!!
is this a TALL Mocha w/ 2 Shots, no WhipCream?!
Hell ya!!,
But in theVillage!! it also describes theSam!!
see, he IS tall, and he thinks that just cos he's theVPSO that he's got authoritah!! But he doesn't!! Thereby rendering him without anything to "whip" people by, leaving him without pretty much anything in the way of titles, authority, vestige, equipment, influence etc etc.
Or, when theSam!! gets another Officer to help him out (from a nearbyVillage!!) this dTW!! can also mean just that,
two Officers that are tall and they're without any Authoritah!!
But who cares?! cos for theOfficers having theTimeOfTheirLives investigating, arresting, transporting and otherwise keeping an eye on things, to theVillage!! they're "dNF!!"
d:o(
lovs,
BaristaSam!!
If You Think!! Seattle has it’s own dialect when it comes to ordering an espresso Drink - it does!!
But theVillage!! Has it’s own dialect when it comes to ordering around theSam!! d:oP
-BEEF it Up!!
Another way of saying, "add another shot of espresso to my coffee?!",
Wrong!!
It's how an Inebriate talks when they're really mad at Sam!!
"Beat him up!!" becomes, "Beef eht upp!!".
And after a few day's of drinking and being angry at Sam!!"Baarfgh upp!!" becomes the newMantra of theNebe!!
-CHER Sugar!!
Is this a pack of Equal!?
Nope. It's what a villageNebe!! (short for Inebriate) does when he shoves his girlFriend in your direction!!
Of course, theSam!! has never had any sugar (of any kind) shared with him at all,
unless!!
Unless theVillage!! shares a drunkenPrisoner or two with theSam!!
-a DOUBLE!!
does this describe how many shots of Espresso a person wants in their drink?! (2 shots)
No!!, it's what villagers!! do when they hand over their SledDogs (often 2 at a time) to Sam!!
They say, "make mine a double!!"
It all began when theSam!! went out to theVillage!! and had theUnpleasant duty of dispatching peoples unwanted dogs. And since theSam!! had a shotgun at the time, albeit a SINGLE barrel one,
yet theSam!! always "doubleTapped" his dogs when he used his shotGun or Glock pistol.
And yet, theSam!! inadvertently asks theVillage!! for this dose. Cos trouble always comes in two's for Sam!! like this next item.
-Double NO FUN!!
a nonFat latte w/ 2 shots Decaf Espresso?!
Yes it is, but it's also what happens when trouble comes to Sam!!
a dNF is 2 villageChick!!'s, often with 2 children (each) in their arms and they want "double" Ten dollar bills in their TWO outstretched hands from theSam!!
"and give those 20's to us on theDoubleSam!!"
ehh.... a dNF can also be two villageGranma!!'s coming to complain (about Sam!!) to Sam!!
Yep. a Double No Fun can be two of anything that is going to spoil Sam!!'s day, week, month or pretty much theWHOLE sum of his existence in theVillage!!
-Double TALL 1/2 Caf!!
is this 12ox Latte made w/ 1 Shot Decaf & 1 Shot regular Caf Espresso?!
Yep!! But out in theVillage!! this often is theVillageChief's teenDaughter wearing CapriPants!!
Meaning that a 12yr old girl (with 2 babies on each hip!!) towering over Sam!! at 6' 4" loves to wear those trendy women's pants that kinda expose theCalf!!, uhh... Halfway up. her. calf.
-Double TALL Skinny!!
a 12oz Latte w/ nonFat milk & 2 Shots!? Sometimes, yes.
But it can also be the2nd CouncilMan's two girls whom, at only 10yrs of age are pushin' on up there close to Sam!!'s height, and unlike theSam!!- Those two girls be rreeaallyy skinny!!-theFatAss!! d:oP
-DoubleTALL Whipless!!
is this a TALL Mocha w/ 2 Shots, no WhipCream?!
Hell ya!!,
But in theVillage!! it also describes theSam!!
see, he IS tall, and he thinks that just cos he's theVPSO that he's got authoritah!! But he doesn't!! Thereby rendering him without anything to "whip" people by, leaving him without pretty much anything in the way of titles, authority, vestige, equipment, influence etc etc.
Or, when theSam!! gets another Officer to help him out (from a nearbyVillage!!) this dTW!! can also mean just that,
two Officers that are tall and they're without any Authoritah!!
But who cares?! cos for theOfficers having theTimeOfTheirLives investigating, arresting, transporting and otherwise keeping an eye on things, to theVillage!! they're "dNF!!"
d:o(
lovs,
BaristaSam!!
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