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theSam!! Writes For The ADN!!     You should read this story from ADN's site, and see all theComments!! after, there's pages of 'em. Some comments are hilarious, and mostly poking fun at the way ADN writes things (as usual) and makes things sound, like, in this article, an actual pickup struck a woman whom was exiting a grocery store!! Here's the actual article cut and pasted-ed-eded by theSam!! ---------------- Pickup strikes woman exiting grocery store Anchorage Daily News Published: June 19th, 2009 09:29 PM Last Modified: June 19th, 2009 09:29 PM An 81-year-old Anchorage woman was critically injured Friday morning when a pickup struck her car as she was exiting the Carr's grocery store in Muldoon. Story tools Comments (18)  Recommend (0) E-mail a friend Print Share on Facebook Digg this Seed Newsvine Send link via AIM Follow on Twitter   Yahoo! Buzz Font size : A | A | A After the 9:45 a.m. accident, police closed southbound traffic on Muldoon Road at No...

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BaristaSam!! @ theJavaJunction!! / BS!!@tJJ!! Now taking reservations for theLocal Summer2009 Fishing & Camping Season . ( or at least, answering thePhones for a localVendor 2 days a week ALL summer long ) Please READ carefully before making ANY selections appropriate to you for your stay here with us, REMEMBER you can't do Everything!!, but like our villageChixxx!! You can do Everyone!! ----- - Date: (please Pick One!!) __ lateMay, and for your sakes, let's hope she's NOT late!! __ June, she's available but she doesn't sleep much due to theShortNights and endless days __ July, due to fire hazards in the wilderness adjacent to us, we will be banning all fireworks use in our CampGrounds, however, feel free to sneak next door (where our competition dwells) and lightEm up over there!! For an extra $10 fee (July Only) we'll let ya' know when dept of dfense satellites zoom overhead, that way, all you heavyHitters with your mortars, rockets, sam...

AlaskaVillageTales!! - AVT!! not only dragging You to hell, we're actually theOnes kicking & screaming!! - AVT!! what a concept!!, starting with "Not Quite clear...." (as in Not Quite Clear On theConcept...) - AVT!! over theHills!! and far away, while passed out on Your front Lawn - AVT!! sit back and cuss!!, just leave theVillage!! to us - AVT!! we not only tell theStory!!, we're IN It - AVT!! our perspective is very unique!!, even when we lose our glasses while drunk and squinting really hard at you .... wait.. That's just Sam!!, he's drinking again, - AVT!! theOnlySuspense out here, is when theJudge!! gives us SuspendedSentences!!, and of course, theO THER kind happens when we find someone hang themselves - AVT!! what ever you need!!, we needed it first AND our VillageChixxx!! already got it before you did. -AVT!! Ready..... Set...... Chug!! - AVT!! we have SerialKillers too, ours kill appleJax, tonyTheTiger, quakerOats!! etc, - AVT!! a place where e...