Not Quite Clear On theConcept!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
-AVT!!
not only dragging You to hell, we're actually theOnes kicking & screaming!!
-AVT!!
what a concept!!, starting with "Not Quite clear...."
(as in Not Quite Clear On theConcept...)
-AVT!!
over theHills!! and far away, while passed out on Your front Lawn
-AVT!!
sit back and cuss!!, just leave theVillage!! to us
-AVT!!
we not only tell theStory!!, we're IN It
-AVT!!
our perspective is very unique!!, even when we lose our glasses while drunk and squinting really hard at you
.... wait.. That's just Sam!!, he's drinking again,
-AVT!!
theOnlySuspense out here, is when theJudge!! gives us SuspendedSentences!!,
and of course, theOTHER kind happens when we find someone hang themselves
-AVT!!
what ever you need!!, we needed it first AND our VillageChixxx!! already got it before you did.
-AVT!!
Ready..... Set...... Chug!!
-AVT!!
we have SerialKillers too, ours kill appleJax, tonyTheTiger, quakerOats!! etc,
-AVT!!
a place where everyone knows your name!!
and where officerSam!! knows your entire family's priorHistory
-AVT!!
since theSam!! came to work for us, he's our unOfficial "spokesMan"
See,
we keep flattening his patrolCar tires that he's resorted to patrolling around
theVillage!! on a mountainBike!! (the bike spokes)
-AVT!!
keeping it in theFamily!!
Except our craziness, it's just a given that we share that with pretty much everyone else!!
Everyone except Sam!! he gave some TO us!!
-AVT!!
if this village!! were made into a musical, we'd go with HairSpray!!
but then we'd drink theSpray with water
-AVT!!
thePreView, theReview and theInterview all in one place!!
Kinda like what happens when we get Arrested and "viewed" by theWitnesses,
and Sam!!'s StateTroopOversite does theArrestReport review and then listens to
theAudio & Video recordings Interviews!!
-AVT!!
your oneStop ShopLift!! & Rob, erh...
at least that's what theSlogan is at theVillageGeneralStore!!
-AVT!!
blinded by theLight!!
cos of theConstant summerSun!!, and of course, theGlare!! from theSam!!'s stupid
flashlight
-AVT!!
not only thePeople your parents warned You about,
but your DAD actually compliments our hot villageChixxx!!
and of course, everyone makes fun of theSam!! d:o(
-AVT!!
has just added new Photos to our "MySpace" profile!!,
but then we realized that No One loaded film into theCamera!!
-AVT!!
work and toil is just for someone else!!,
we just play
-AVT!!
we were educated, but tehn, tehSam!! joyned ahs owt har enta village!!
ant owers spakin' an shpeln khinda ghot werse?!! !
-AVT!!
motivated and highly focused!!
meh, at least our VPSO is as he pursues our BootLeggers with his
2millionCandlePower spotlight
-AVT!!
we never do what we're told, everyone except for Sam!!
he does what ever theVillageChixxx!! tell him to
-AVT!!
we're so FULL of it, but we have Room for more
-AVT!!
our villageChixxx!! invented hipHop,
cos they hop around after getting OC sprayed by Sam!! and
attempt to placate him by showing some "Hip!!"
but then again, it's a given that each villageChick!! naturally shows
off her hips in the first place!!
-AVT!!
theDyslexic amongst us will look at "AVT!!" and think it's a 4 wheeler.
-AVT!!
theHighly smart & bored (and Dyslexic) amongst us will look at the
first 3 letters and immediately ASSUME there's a TAVern nearby
-AVT!!
strong, stable, solid!!
erhh... ever since our lastSip of Alkeyhaul!!
-AVT!!
bring you closer to theAction!!
cos our DomesticViolence couples actually invade your home
and fight right in front of You!!
-AVT!!
winning Kelly'sCup since,
well. Since we "Stole" it from him 18yrs ago!!
-AVT!!
"It's All Relative" is just that out here in theVillage!!
cos we're ALL related to each other.
-AVT!!
"yourVillage!! called" is so early 2000's,
Now it's "YourVillageTexted!!"
except for theVillageChixxx!!, they always have to have IM and
liveVideo conferencing and StreamingVideo on their cellPhones.
-AVT!!
still really confused when we hear, "YourVillageCalled!!",
cos we stop and wonder "who the heck Ran away now?!"
-AVT!!
Stop means GO, no means YES!!
and slammed doors in your face mean "Come On In Sam!!"
-AVT!!
-AVT!!
not only dragging You to hell, we're actually theOnes kicking & screaming!!
-AVT!!
what a concept!!, starting with "Not Quite clear...."
(as in Not Quite Clear On theConcept...)
-AVT!!
over theHills!! and far away, while passed out on Your front Lawn
-AVT!!
sit back and cuss!!, just leave theVillage!! to us
-AVT!!
we not only tell theStory!!, we're IN It
-AVT!!
our perspective is very unique!!, even when we lose our glasses while drunk and squinting really hard at you
.... wait.. That's just Sam!!, he's drinking again,
-AVT!!
theOnlySuspense out here, is when theJudge!! gives us SuspendedSentences!!,
and of course, theOTHER kind happens when we find someone hang themselves
-AVT!!
what ever you need!!, we needed it first AND our VillageChixxx!! already got it before you did.
-AVT!!
Ready..... Set...... Chug!!
-AVT!!
we have SerialKillers too, ours kill appleJax, tonyTheTiger, quakerOats!! etc,
-AVT!!
a place where everyone knows your name!!
and where officerSam!! knows your entire family's priorHistory
-AVT!!
since theSam!! came to work for us, he's our unOfficial "spokesMan"
See,
we keep flattening his patrolCar tires that he's resorted to patrolling around
theVillage!! on a mountainBike!! (the bike spokes)
-AVT!!
keeping it in theFamily!!
Except our craziness, it's just a given that we share that with pretty much everyone else!!
Everyone except Sam!! he gave some TO us!!
-AVT!!
if this village!! were made into a musical, we'd go with HairSpray!!
but then we'd drink theSpray with water
-AVT!!
thePreView, theReview and theInterview all in one place!!
Kinda like what happens when we get Arrested and "viewed" by theWitnesses,
and Sam!!'s StateTroopOversite does theArrestReport review and then listens to
theAudio & Video recordings Interviews!!
-AVT!!
your oneStop ShopLift!! & Rob, erh...
at least that's what theSlogan is at theVillageGeneralStore!!
-AVT!!
blinded by theLight!!
cos of theConstant summerSun!!, and of course, theGlare!! from theSam!!'s stupid
flashlight
-AVT!!
not only thePeople your parents warned You about,
but your DAD actually compliments our hot villageChixxx!!
and of course, everyone makes fun of theSam!! d:o(
-AVT!!
has just added new Photos to our "MySpace" profile!!,
but then we realized that No One loaded film into theCamera!!
-AVT!!
work and toil is just for someone else!!,
we just play
-AVT!!
we were educated, but tehn, tehSam!! joyned ahs owt har enta village!!
ant owers spakin' an shpeln khinda ghot werse?!! !
-AVT!!
motivated and highly focused!!
meh, at least our VPSO is as he pursues our BootLeggers with his
2millionCandlePower spotlight
-AVT!!
we never do what we're told, everyone except for Sam!!
he does what ever theVillageChixxx!! tell him to
-AVT!!
we're so FULL of it, but we have Room for more
-AVT!!
our villageChixxx!! invented hipHop,
cos they hop around after getting OC sprayed by Sam!! and
attempt to placate him by showing some "Hip!!"
but then again, it's a given that each villageChick!! naturally shows
off her hips in the first place!!
-AVT!!
theDyslexic amongst us will look at "AVT!!" and think it's a 4 wheeler.
-AVT!!
theHighly smart & bored (and Dyslexic) amongst us will look at the
first 3 letters and immediately ASSUME there's a TAVern nearby
-AVT!!
strong, stable, solid!!
erhh... ever since our lastSip of Alkeyhaul!!
-AVT!!
bring you closer to theAction!!
cos our DomesticViolence couples actually invade your home
and fight right in front of You!!
-AVT!!
winning Kelly'sCup since,
well. Since we "Stole" it from him 18yrs ago!!
-AVT!!
"It's All Relative" is just that out here in theVillage!!
cos we're ALL related to each other.
-AVT!!
"yourVillage!! called" is so early 2000's,
Now it's "YourVillageTexted!!"
except for theVillageChixxx!!, they always have to have IM and
liveVideo conferencing and StreamingVideo on their cellPhones.
-AVT!!
still really confused when we hear, "YourVillageCalled!!",
cos we stop and wonder "who the heck Ran away now?!"
-AVT!!
Stop means GO, no means YES!!
and slammed doors in your face mean "Come On In Sam!!"
-AVT!!
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