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Buzz Up! 143 votes By Jada A. Graves
2008 Chrysler Sebring
Knowing where to place your bets with a used car can be tricky. The horror stories are all too common -- the pieced-together parts, the unexplained and unexpected sounds and smells, the bodies in the trunk ...
and after describing Sam!!'s patrolCar, the bodies are right next to theBOOZE!!
theHot!! passed out VillageChixxx!! bodies.
Okay. Maybe the last one isn't quite as common.
But buying used doesn't have to be such a gamble if you do your research. There's a wealth of online information available that can make it easier to avoid a lemon. With the federal government's vehicle defect notices and J.D. Power and Associates' reliability data the most common mechanical issues are all easy to trace. In addition, U.S. News' used car listings make the search easier for the best used car options in your area.
too bad theVillage!! didn't go online before taking gov'tFundz and getting me a villagePatrol!! vehicle.
theLemon!! they got me was later FoundOnRoadDead,
due to theDriver!! spinning out 3x and sliding off theIcy road,
Ehh, both Lemon & Melonhead driver survived theIncident.
More from U.S. News & World Report
» Cash for Clunkers
» Best Used Car Deals
But we've already done at that research to help you narrow down your choices. Check out our list of the best and worst used cars. Remember, while this list is a good start, all used cars are different. Before buying, make sure you give any used car -- even one on our best list -- a thorough inspection.
Worst Used Cars:
GMC Canyon
The GMC Canyon successfully balances an imposing stance on the highway while providing coddling comfort in the cab. Reviewers also praise the 2009 model's new V8 engine for helping the Canyon effectively compete with meatier trucks in its segment. But Consumer Reports cites the Canyon's troubled reliability history as the reason it makes their Worst Used Cars list. According to Consumer Guide, Canyons from 2004 through 2008 are "underpowered for anything other than daily commuting," with pronounced road noise and a tiresome ride depending on the trim. Consumer Guide says some commonly reported problems for these model years include electrical wiring problems with the OnStar system and weak exhaust valve springs that could cause the engine to misfire.
this articleAuthor!! musta read some of my arrestReports, cos those InebriateVillage!! drivers also balanced an imposing / supposingStance on theRoad before falling face first "coddling" their bottle!!, asking me "suppose you could let me go!?", then making considerable "roadNoise" themselves as we began their inevitable "dailyCommute" to Jail!!
and if you ask me, Authorities need to check theEngine compartment really good, cos some of those smartVillagers!! reWire theOnstar for constantInet access and that misFiring?! Could it be cos theDrugs!! are hidden SO WELL?!
Chrysler Sebring
As Chrysler dealerships close across the country, you can expect unbelievable prices on both new and used models of the Sebring sedan or convertible. It's just too bad that shaky reliability, poor cabin quality and disappointing performance lead most reviewers to say the Sebring was never a great buy to begin with. Consumer Reports chose the Sebring convertible as one of the Worst Used Cars based on reliability data from vehicles from 1999 through 2008. Meanwhile, CarComplaints.com shows many Sebring owners have reported problems with the engine, air conditioning and heating systems and airbags on both the 2001 and 2002 Sebrings.
"christ Sam!!", every villager would exclaim as I chased local "dealers" across theBackCountry.
"See!!, I Bring..." (sebring) and they would expound upon unbelievable tales of what they were doing.
And as theVillageChixxx!! kept talking, they TOO, transformed from HardTop, to SOFTop, and finally, to TopDOWN!! convertibles!! ( . )Y( . )
although I must say one thing about my time in theVillage!!
that shaky reliability, poor quality and disappointing performance was actually "ME!!" and not theCars.
And..... once again,
"LOOK" inside theCabin, in theVents, theGrills and in theTires themselves to find the source of all those problems, sheeeesh.
I'd always look AT theAirbags first on every trafficStop, always
In fact, my villageChixxx!! had absolutely NO problems with their "airBags"......
Ford Explorer
The current generation of the Ford Explorer ranks mid-pack among affordable midsize SUVs, and is praised for its off-roading capabilities and a spacious cabin. But according to CarComplaints.com, car owners have recounted problems with the third generation of the Explorer -- made from 2002 to 2005 -- for cracked window panels and faulty transmissions. Consumer Guide also recounts this generation of Explorer has commonly had problems with coolant and oil leaks, rattling timing belts and ticking valves in the 4.6-liter engines.
my 'lil fordCrownVictoria could also be found midPack while chasing carLoads of drunkenVillagers!!
that was me, a midPack, with no 6Pack!! (no muscularWaist due to eating PopTarts, pop, candy & milk) chasing dozens of 6Packs, Cases, boxes and flats of bottles too!! good times!! good times.
Even though theVillage!! blamed me for poor communications from theVillage!! to theStateTroops, citing my ArrestReports, contactReports and otherEvents as faultyTransmissions over Fax, Email & Phone lines!!
After I left theVillage!!, settled down in Anchorage and worked in those bars & restaurants, I found "MY" bottles, but no 6Packs though cos, theSam!! don't drink beer!!
Dodge Intrepid
The Intrepid was a Consumer Guide Best Buy or Recommended Pick almost every year of its 1998 to 2004 run. Reviewers liked the sedan's passenger and cargo room and praised the nimble handling, especially for the car's size. But a large number of Intrepid owners have reported engine troubles with the 2000 model, and the federal government previously recalled Intrepids for faulty airbags and seatbelts. Consumer Guide notes the Intrepid's most commonly reported mechanical problems include electrical problems with the cabin lights and headlights, plus an engine tapping noise when driving a V6 Intrepid.
Most villagers!! did exactly this, "dodged" me while bootlegging. They were headed "IN" to theVillage!! on a "Trip", yes they d"ID" they did.
And like the praise heaped upon this vehicle, ALL villageDUI!! offenders I contacted were also Nimble when I tried to HANDLE them, in fact, THEIR vehicles had more passenger & cargo oom than my CrownVic, and I'd end up transporting theWholeVillage!! in a dodge, I miss that car that belonged to theCouncilChief!!
alas, it was "ME" that reported the most EngineTrouble (from vandalism) from even "LOOKING" at these vehicles much less contacting them. I'll say nothing about "MY" headlight problems
and that tapping noise!?,
I kept a spare villager!! in theTrunk of every vehicle I drove just in case Nothing happened on any given day and I needed to write up a ContactReport / ArrestReport etc. Those darn things, like they needed air, food!!, pee breaks and stuff,
lovs,
tehSam!!
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Buzz Up! 143 votes By Jada A. Graves
2008 Chrysler Sebring
Knowing where to place your bets with a used car can be tricky. The horror stories are all too common -- the pieced-together parts, the unexplained and unexpected sounds and smells, the bodies in the trunk ...
and after describing Sam!!'s patrolCar, the bodies are right next to theBOOZE!!
theHot!! passed out VillageChixxx!! bodies.
Okay. Maybe the last one isn't quite as common.
But buying used doesn't have to be such a gamble if you do your research. There's a wealth of online information available that can make it easier to avoid a lemon. With the federal government's vehicle defect notices and J.D. Power and Associates' reliability data the most common mechanical issues are all easy to trace. In addition, U.S. News' used car listings make the search easier for the best used car options in your area.
too bad theVillage!! didn't go online before taking gov'tFundz and getting me a villagePatrol!! vehicle.
theLemon!! they got me was later FoundOnRoadDead,
due to theDriver!! spinning out 3x and sliding off theIcy road,
Ehh, both Lemon & Melonhead driver survived theIncident.
More from U.S. News & World Report
» Cash for Clunkers
» Best Used Car Deals
But we've already done at that research to help you narrow down your choices. Check out our list of the best and worst used cars. Remember, while this list is a good start, all used cars are different. Before buying, make sure you give any used car -- even one on our best list -- a thorough inspection.
Worst Used Cars:
GMC Canyon
The GMC Canyon successfully balances an imposing stance on the highway while providing coddling comfort in the cab. Reviewers also praise the 2009 model's new V8 engine for helping the Canyon effectively compete with meatier trucks in its segment. But Consumer Reports cites the Canyon's troubled reliability history as the reason it makes their Worst Used Cars list. According to Consumer Guide, Canyons from 2004 through 2008 are "underpowered for anything other than daily commuting," with pronounced road noise and a tiresome ride depending on the trim. Consumer Guide says some commonly reported problems for these model years include electrical wiring problems with the OnStar system and weak exhaust valve springs that could cause the engine to misfire.
this articleAuthor!! musta read some of my arrestReports, cos those InebriateVillage!! drivers also balanced an imposing / supposingStance on theRoad before falling face first "coddling" their bottle!!, asking me "suppose you could let me go!?", then making considerable "roadNoise" themselves as we began their inevitable "dailyCommute" to Jail!!
and if you ask me, Authorities need to check theEngine compartment really good, cos some of those smartVillagers!! reWire theOnstar for constantInet access and that misFiring?! Could it be cos theDrugs!! are hidden SO WELL?!
Chrysler Sebring
As Chrysler dealerships close across the country, you can expect unbelievable prices on both new and used models of the Sebring sedan or convertible. It's just too bad that shaky reliability, poor cabin quality and disappointing performance lead most reviewers to say the Sebring was never a great buy to begin with. Consumer Reports chose the Sebring convertible as one of the Worst Used Cars based on reliability data from vehicles from 1999 through 2008. Meanwhile, CarComplaints.com shows many Sebring owners have reported problems with the engine, air conditioning and heating systems and airbags on both the 2001 and 2002 Sebrings.
"christ Sam!!", every villager would exclaim as I chased local "dealers" across theBackCountry.
"See!!, I Bring..." (sebring) and they would expound upon unbelievable tales of what they were doing.
And as theVillageChixxx!! kept talking, they TOO, transformed from HardTop, to SOFTop, and finally, to TopDOWN!! convertibles!! ( . )Y( . )
although I must say one thing about my time in theVillage!!
that shaky reliability, poor quality and disappointing performance was actually "ME!!" and not theCars.
And..... once again,
"LOOK" inside theCabin, in theVents, theGrills and in theTires themselves to find the source of all those problems, sheeeesh.
I'd always look AT theAirbags first on every trafficStop, always
In fact, my villageChixxx!! had absolutely NO problems with their "airBags"......
Ford Explorer
The current generation of the Ford Explorer ranks mid-pack among affordable midsize SUVs, and is praised for its off-roading capabilities and a spacious cabin. But according to CarComplaints.com, car owners have recounted problems with the third generation of the Explorer -- made from 2002 to 2005 -- for cracked window panels and faulty transmissions. Consumer Guide also recounts this generation of Explorer has commonly had problems with coolant and oil leaks, rattling timing belts and ticking valves in the 4.6-liter engines.
my 'lil fordCrownVictoria could also be found midPack while chasing carLoads of drunkenVillagers!!
that was me, a midPack, with no 6Pack!! (no muscularWaist due to eating PopTarts, pop, candy & milk) chasing dozens of 6Packs, Cases, boxes and flats of bottles too!! good times!! good times.
Even though theVillage!! blamed me for poor communications from theVillage!! to theStateTroops, citing my ArrestReports, contactReports and otherEvents as faultyTransmissions over Fax, Email & Phone lines!!
After I left theVillage!!, settled down in Anchorage and worked in those bars & restaurants, I found "MY" bottles, but no 6Packs though cos, theSam!! don't drink beer!!
Dodge Intrepid
The Intrepid was a Consumer Guide Best Buy or Recommended Pick almost every year of its 1998 to 2004 run. Reviewers liked the sedan's passenger and cargo room and praised the nimble handling, especially for the car's size. But a large number of Intrepid owners have reported engine troubles with the 2000 model, and the federal government previously recalled Intrepids for faulty airbags and seatbelts. Consumer Guide notes the Intrepid's most commonly reported mechanical problems include electrical problems with the cabin lights and headlights, plus an engine tapping noise when driving a V6 Intrepid.
Most villagers!! did exactly this, "dodged" me while bootlegging. They were headed "IN" to theVillage!! on a "Trip", yes they d"ID" they did.
And like the praise heaped upon this vehicle, ALL villageDUI!! offenders I contacted were also Nimble when I tried to HANDLE them, in fact, THEIR vehicles had more passenger & cargo oom than my CrownVic, and I'd end up transporting theWholeVillage!! in a dodge, I miss that car that belonged to theCouncilChief!!
alas, it was "ME" that reported the most EngineTrouble (from vandalism) from even "LOOKING" at these vehicles much less contacting them. I'll say nothing about "MY" headlight problems
and that tapping noise!?,
I kept a spare villager!! in theTrunk of every vehicle I drove just in case Nothing happened on any given day and I needed to write up a ContactReport / ArrestReport etc. Those darn things, like they needed air, food!!, pee breaks and stuff,
lovs,
tehSam!!
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