theSam!! Gets Musically Evaluated!!
....we're still working on getting theMental eval enforced btw!! d:oP
But of course, we all know theBoy!! is still crazy after all these years!!
crazy like a Fox!!
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theSam!! Evaluates songs for KBER 104......
*theSam!! points at Something!!*
(and shrugs!!)
I love doing these Online musicRadio song surveys,
but I guess theGodz!! don’t want me to win freeConcertTickets,
Trips to an localEatery to fineDine!!,
or to get my hands on an 2008 fully loaded Chrysler PT cruizer!!
I’ll say “NoThanks!!”, on thePTC, cos,
I’m kinda stuck on theMiniCooper!! that’s been bodyDropped, CamLifted, Louver’ed, Lubed,
Lubbed,
Clubbed!! and had theWindows “snubbed” (shot out with a snubNose 40cal revolver!!)
Yeah, I got huuggee!!, hot!!, and tatted IslanderGF’s!!
BTW, One girls not sure if “she” got shot or not, herz so big!!
she sed she “thot a moeskeeta layndaid on her ahm!!”
Here’s theList of songs that theSam!! got to evalyooate!!
See,
for most CountryMusic fans, they’d sit and listen to theList and state (by clicking PreSet answers) whether
they’d like or not, and to what varying degrees of Likeness as well.
Then another question asks if you’d like to see it play, like to see it keep on playing, or if you'd like to “Smash theArtists!! mama in theMouth!!”
theSam!! is nice to everyone and just vouches for Kneeing theArtists Mo.....
But theSam!! isn’t just a countryMusicFan!!,
he’s still got his Carharrt flannelLined jeans neatly folded away in his laundryPile!!
he’s got his 2Liter cowBoyHat!! still perched precariously atop his CowGirlfriends!! flaxen stranded head,
and speaking of which, she’s got thePickUpTruck!!,
theHouse!!, although, she is trying to sell thePlushDayLounger and matching ottoman throws,
YES, I said “throws”,
YOU tell me, that when you see an cute, lil’, angry and oh so beautiful-while-she’s-so-damn-hot!!, female that picks up both ottoman ends and hurls them at you in a fit of anger,
that those Ottomans Don’t then BECOME, technically, “throws” or not!!
I say that they “DO”,
and for that matter, They DID!!
Don’t tell me something “isn’t” when you haven’t even seen theGirl!!! hurl it, push it, heave it or lob it at you in the first place, ok!?
ok!?
now,
where was I?!
oh yeah.....
She’s also got theClothes, theFood, AND theJudge’sSympathy to boot!!
*sheeeeesh*
See, theSam!! isn’t just an countryMusicFan!!
he’s got to prepare for these things!!, these pesky SongEvaluations!! d:oP
that pop into his Inbox every week,
and theMan!! without a Country,
or at least without theDuds, theBuds, theMud!! or theTwang!!
at least NOW has theGuitar to prove it!!
......and theAlcohol tolerance level as well.
So, bearing this allllllllllllll
lllllllllll in mind,
and if you’ll remember awhile back, that theSam!! bought a small bottle of SmirnoffRaspberry to go with Pepsi & Coke,
well.
that Refreshment is still here in theApt with theSam!!
cos theSam!! only breaks such things out during specialEvents such as this CountryMusic SongEvaluations.
theSam!! needs a shot of Courage, a sip of Brevity to go with his PeckingFingers,
theSam!! needs a chaser of Warmth, a taste of Wildness to with his beatDown spirits.
here’s theList!! (with Sam!! commentary as usual!!)
---------------------------------
Songs You Evaluated:
>>
1 Just Got Started Loving You - JAMES OTTO
then your brothers started Beating Me!!
2 Put A Girl In It - BROOKS & DUNN
theArtists!! speak of Parties, CoolCars, and ....
and..
well. I dunno really, Cos theSongEvals only last 16 seconds and half theTime, theChorus or theMainTitle never gets covered!!
but I’m sure theArtists B&D!! were also talking about a Village!!, an VPSO!!, his PickUpTruck!!, his Life!!
NOT to mention his bankAccount via his homeComputer!!
3 International Harvester - CRAIG MORGAN
wow,
I’m impressed. And I’m certainly Old too!!
Cos when I was young and my CaucasionStepDad followed theHarvest throughout theMidWest and took us, his new family along,
Back then, you needed an PHD to even “Start” one of those QuarterMillion dollar machines but apparently thePreRequisites for combine driving have changed.
Now according to theSongSoundByte that I heard, those Machines got InternetBroadband, SatelliteTV, Tivo!! and boast not only Siris and XFM radio, but KRDK (k-RedNeck) uplink,
and there’s a built in Straight-to-DVD / CD / Video deck for all those “Red/Green” episodes to watch InRealTime!!
And theStiff, cramped Captain’s seat that I once sat next too as my “daddy” piloted his quaint, 1970’s era combine,
has given way to an EZ Duz It throneRecliner w/Built in Commode (and a bidet!!)
Just reach over and access theThermoKing!! microFridge, heat your food in theMicroWave and then FILL theCommode!!, it’s that easy.
Now if only the latest Models actually came with RealSwimWearModels!!
......or maybe mrMorgan is just singing about Mexicans coming to work for us lazyAmericans (again!!) I bet that's it!!
4 Don't Think I Don't Think About It - DARIUS RUCKER
and don’t Think theSam!!’s thunk Much either!!
5 Laughed Until We Cried - JASON ALDEAN
then nervously shifted around, hands cuffed behind our backs and stared out theWindow of thePatrolVehicle.
6 I Saw God Today - GEORGE STRAIT
and where did you see me!?
I only went to work, played Guitar for some girls on Break!! and then slaved away till Midnight!!
7 I'm Still A Guy - BRAD PAISLEY
look,
if I have to eat a bushel of Granola and drink 3 gallons of Milk just to show YOU that I still am,
I’ll do it!!
believe me!!
*farts!!*
8 Learning How To Bend - GARY ALLAN
actually that’s quite easy after laying down for just about everyone else!!, theGirlFriends, theBoss’, for Mom!!
Once you become a doorMat, a floormat and a rug, everything else, like Bending becomes easy!!
9 You're Gonna Miss This - TRACE ADKINS
and apparently after having practically theWhole darn Village!! hurl rocks at you at one time or another, so have they Sam!!,
so have they.
10 What Kind Of Gone - CHIRS CAGLE
this song’s the sequel / prequal!? to “What kind of Quiet!?”
“what Kind of PipeDown!?”
Just “what kind of settle down” are you wanting from us partying Inebriates, sam!?
11 Back When I Knew It All - MONTGOMERY/GENTRY
*sigh*
that must STILL be back in theVillage!!, cos they still know it all.
12 Gunpowder & Lead - MIRANDA LAMBERT
now this Chick!! is talking my kind of talk!!
13 Home - BLAKE SHELTON
and theVillage!! version is
“Home?!” by Bleak Shelter,
“Whom?!” by Blinds-n-Shutterz,
“Him!?” by Blake Askin,
14 Last Name - CARRIE UNDERWOOD
“it’s an Alias oh cuteVillageChick!!, in fact, my whole name’s made up!!”
15 Trying To Stop Your Leaving - DIERKS BENTLEY
Oddly enough, every one of your Relatives never even shows they care about you until theStateTroop!! Prisoner flight transport shows up!!
16 We Weren't Crazy - JOSH GRACIN
I dunno,
I mean, Us officers, and you Villagers!!, and us meeting via theAlaskanJobBank or theNewsPaper,
no, we weren’t crazy,
Insane!! maybe, but not crazy.
Just desparate!!
17 Picture To Burn - TAYLOR SWIFT
and often theVillagers!! use theEntireHouse!! to do it too!!
18 God Must Be Busy - BROOKS AND DUNN
and Crazy!!
and, hello villager!!, You Must Be Boozy!!
19 Life In A Northern Town - SUGARLAND, LITTLE BIG TOWN, JAKE OWEN
wow,
Just on those Artist credits, they got more than Half theRealPopulation of any NorthernAlaskan town.
20 Do You Believe Me Now - JIMMY WAYNE
Lessee,
he’s got scars on his hands,
he’s got everyone at EmergencyMedical pegged on First Name basis!!
he’s even an Egg expert every Halloween cos of what you throw at his PatrolVehicle,
Yes, theOfficer sure enough believes that you Villagers!! don’t like him now.
21 Should've Said No - TAYLOR SWIFT
when you’re Thirst said Yes,
when theOfficer!! reached out for a playfulHug!!
and let your actions say Yes.
22 All I Want To Do - SUGARLAND
you mean besides obstructing theVPSO in his work?!,
hindering Prosecution, WitnessTampering and running him out of theVillage!! on a pole?!
oh wait....
I forgot that you wanna Drink Yourself Silly after he’s gone out of theVillage!!
23 She's A Hottie - TOBY KEITH
Out in theVillage!! they all are,
and when they consider YOU hot, standing there in BrownCoveralls, BallisticVest, you’ll know that they’ve drank TOO MUCH!!
24 Love Is A Beautiful Thing - PHIL VASSAR
*sigh*
and so is an icyCold one that Sam!! is just about to confiscate and pour out!!
*sobs....*
“booo hoooHooooo!!”
25 Every Other Weekend - REBA MCENTIRE AND KENNY CHESNEY
That’s also when theSam!! leaves theVillage!! to go get some Sanity in theCity!!
when he leaves, we can all drink in peace!!
26 Invisibly Shaken - RODNEY ATKINS
and NOT Stirred!?
sometimes this sums up theWhole DVE notion / theDomesticViolenceEvent.
cos some people give outright sad excuses for the bumps and bruises,
but theSam!! tells theTruth always!!
Honest, theBlackEye!! is from service in theVillage!!
theEggOnFace!! is also from following hisNonProfitEmployer and AKStateTroop instructions to theLetter as well,
by now you all know what theDunceCap means!!
27 Everyday - RASCAL FLATTS
.....theSam!! disturbs us,
why can’t he just leave us alone!?
to drink in peace and quiet,
28 Shiftwork - KENNY CHESNEY & GEORGE STRAIT
8hrs a day,
5days a week,
4weeks a month,
even “shifting” from oneTool to another from theVPSO “tool” belt is fun,
such as, from OC Spray to Baton, or to theTazer!!
29 Another Try - JOSH TURNER & TRISHA YEARWOOD
ya’ know, no matter how much they might mess up and be mean to me,
each cute VillageChick!! just gives this another go around, in fact,
EveryDay they give it........
30 Stealing Cinderella - CHUCK WICKS
that’s a nice way of putting it,
But Sam!! was just driving her away to theCity!!Jail because she got arrested.
Besides,
her GlassSlipper done broke long ago, she hocked her Tiara for a case of Whiskey and she has no Kingdom.
31 Better As A Memory - KENNY CHESNEY
also, “Bitter” Is theMemory!!
of theSam!! and his time in theVillage!!,
well......... at least for some villagers!!
32 Winner At A Losing Game - RASCAL FLATTS
honestly,
no one is a winner,
Not when an Officer is tasked with working out in theVillage!! and no one really wants them there,
nor when NoOne wants to change, and not when no one supports theOfficer, then everybody loses.
33 Love Don't Live Here - LADY ANTEBELLUM
nope,
she got disenchanted after herBoyfriendSam!! busted her drinking party,
so after she got out of Jail, she packed up and moved out!!
nope,
Love don’t live here no mo’!!, just sadness,
just SadSam!!
34 Kristofferson - TIM MCGRAW
These are uttered words of desparation when an VillageLeader!! is trying to sway theSam!!’s opinion and interfere with Investigations,
after trying to bluff theOfficer, trying to buyOff theOfficer, even attempting toThreaten theOfficer and seeing that he’s not interested in helping to participate in any coverUps, or favoritism towards villageLeadershipSons & Daughters,
then, people exclaim loudly, “Christ, I’m giving you a good Offer, son!!”
35 Good Time - ALAN JACKSON
there can be only One!!
and only theSam!! has it, ever!!
It’s called, Drug & Alcohol Interdiction and when theSam!!’s successful at finding things,
boy does he have a great time out at theDump!! shooting all theBottles and Cans!!
36 This Is Me You're Talking To - TRISHA YEARWOOD
this phrase usually is said Before or After #34,
as if, by virtue of theVillageLeader!!’s name, title, rank and culturalStatus exempts them from consequences of breaking their Tribal Laws and State Laws.
Ha!!
37 I Still Miss You - KEITH ANDERSON
Yep msVillageChick!!, theSam!! misses you to sweetie,
I miss you too.
and here’s theSam!!’s favorite Country&WesternSong that he helped pick!!
38. I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift
Oddly enough,
no one is EVER themselves when under theInfluence and when Sam!! is close by.
Like, when Drugs are in theCar!! or found in someones pockets, they exclaim,
“No, that’s not mine, in fact, I’m NOT me!!, I’m somebody else!!”
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luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ack!! *hack-hack, spit cough-cough!!*
--------------------------
theVillage!!
life is Bitter beer
theSam!!!!
whom once lamented about HisShipWillCome, and then Joined theNavy!!
then once lamented about HisPortWouldCome, and then became a VPSO
awaiting a BootlegShipment of Boxed & Bottled Wine!!
theSam!!
still Blogging after all these years!!
d:oD
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alaskavillagetales
But of course, we all know theBoy!! is still crazy after all these years!!
crazy like a Fox!!
-----------------------
theSam!! Evaluates songs for KBER 104......
*theSam!! points at Something!!*
(and shrugs!!)
I love doing these Online musicRadio song surveys,
but I guess theGodz!! don’t want me to win freeConcertTickets,
Trips to an localEatery to fineDine!!,
or to get my hands on an 2008 fully loaded Chrysler PT cruizer!!
I’ll say “NoThanks!!”, on thePTC, cos,
I’m kinda stuck on theMiniCooper!! that’s been bodyDropped, CamLifted, Louver’ed, Lubed,
Lubbed,
Clubbed!! and had theWindows “snubbed” (shot out with a snubNose 40cal revolver!!)
Yeah, I got huuggee!!, hot!!, and tatted IslanderGF’s!!
BTW, One girls not sure if “she” got shot or not, herz so big!!
she sed she “thot a moeskeeta layndaid on her ahm!!”
Here’s theList of songs that theSam!! got to evalyooate!!
See,
for most CountryMusic fans, they’d sit and listen to theList and state (by clicking PreSet answers) whether
they’d like or not, and to what varying degrees of Likeness as well.
Then another question asks if you’d like to see it play, like to see it keep on playing, or if you'd like to “Smash theArtists!! mama in theMouth!!”
theSam!! is nice to everyone and just vouches for Kneeing theArtists Mo.....
But theSam!! isn’t just a countryMusicFan!!,
he’s still got his Carharrt flannelLined jeans neatly folded away in his laundryPile!!
he’s got his 2Liter cowBoyHat!! still perched precariously atop his CowGirlfriends!! flaxen stranded head,
and speaking of which, she’s got thePickUpTruck!!,
theHouse!!, although, she is trying to sell thePlushDayLounger and matching ottoman throws,
YES, I said “throws”,
YOU tell me, that when you see an cute, lil’, angry and oh so beautiful-while-she’s-so-damn-hot!!, female that picks up both ottoman ends and hurls them at you in a fit of anger,
that those Ottomans Don’t then BECOME, technically, “throws” or not!!
I say that they “DO”,
and for that matter, They DID!!
Don’t tell me something “isn’t” when you haven’t even seen theGirl!!! hurl it, push it, heave it or lob it at you in the first place, ok!?
ok!?
now,
where was I?!
oh yeah.....
She’s also got theClothes, theFood, AND theJudge’sSympathy to boot!!
*sheeeeesh*
See, theSam!! isn’t just an countryMusicFan!!
he’s got to prepare for these things!!, these pesky SongEvaluations!! d:oP
that pop into his Inbox every week,
and theMan!! without a Country,
or at least without theDuds, theBuds, theMud!! or theTwang!!
at least NOW has theGuitar to prove it!!
......and theAlcohol tolerance level as well.
So, bearing this allllllllllllll
lllllllllll in mind,
and if you’ll remember awhile back, that theSam!! bought a small bottle of SmirnoffRaspberry to go with Pepsi & Coke,
well.
that Refreshment is still here in theApt with theSam!!
cos theSam!! only breaks such things out during specialEvents such as this CountryMusic SongEvaluations.
theSam!! needs a shot of Courage, a sip of Brevity to go with his PeckingFingers,
theSam!! needs a chaser of Warmth, a taste of Wildness to with his beatDown spirits.
here’s theList!! (with Sam!! commentary as usual!!)
---------------------------------
Songs You Evaluated:
>>
1 Just Got Started Loving You - JAMES OTTO
then your brothers started Beating Me!!
2 Put A Girl In It - BROOKS & DUNN
theArtists!! speak of Parties, CoolCars, and ....
and..
well. I dunno really, Cos theSongEvals only last 16 seconds and half theTime, theChorus or theMainTitle never gets covered!!
but I’m sure theArtists B&D!! were also talking about a Village!!, an VPSO!!, his PickUpTruck!!, his Life!!
NOT to mention his bankAccount via his homeComputer!!
3 International Harvester - CRAIG MORGAN
wow,
I’m impressed. And I’m certainly Old too!!
Cos when I was young and my CaucasionStepDad followed theHarvest throughout theMidWest and took us, his new family along,
Back then, you needed an PHD to even “Start” one of those QuarterMillion dollar machines but apparently thePreRequisites for combine driving have changed.
Now according to theSongSoundByte that I heard, those Machines got InternetBroadband, SatelliteTV, Tivo!! and boast not only Siris and XFM radio, but KRDK (k-RedNeck) uplink,
and there’s a built in Straight-to-DVD / CD / Video deck for all those “Red/Green” episodes to watch InRealTime!!
And theStiff, cramped Captain’s seat that I once sat next too as my “daddy” piloted his quaint, 1970’s era combine,
has given way to an EZ Duz It throneRecliner w/Built in Commode (and a bidet!!)
Just reach over and access theThermoKing!! microFridge, heat your food in theMicroWave and then FILL theCommode!!, it’s that easy.
Now if only the latest Models actually came with RealSwimWearModels!!
......or maybe mrMorgan is just singing about Mexicans coming to work for us lazyAmericans (again!!) I bet that's it!!
4 Don't Think I Don't Think About It - DARIUS RUCKER
and don’t Think theSam!!’s thunk Much either!!
5 Laughed Until We Cried - JASON ALDEAN
then nervously shifted around, hands cuffed behind our backs and stared out theWindow of thePatrolVehicle.
6 I Saw God Today - GEORGE STRAIT
and where did you see me!?
I only went to work, played Guitar for some girls on Break!! and then slaved away till Midnight!!
7 I'm Still A Guy - BRAD PAISLEY
look,
if I have to eat a bushel of Granola and drink 3 gallons of Milk just to show YOU that I still am,
I’ll do it!!
believe me!!
*farts!!*
8 Learning How To Bend - GARY ALLAN
actually that’s quite easy after laying down for just about everyone else!!, theGirlFriends, theBoss’, for Mom!!
Once you become a doorMat, a floormat and a rug, everything else, like Bending becomes easy!!
9 You're Gonna Miss This - TRACE ADKINS
and apparently after having practically theWhole darn Village!! hurl rocks at you at one time or another, so have they Sam!!,
so have they.
10 What Kind Of Gone - CHIRS CAGLE
this song’s the sequel / prequal!? to “What kind of Quiet!?”
“what Kind of PipeDown!?”
Just “what kind of settle down” are you wanting from us partying Inebriates, sam!?
11 Back When I Knew It All - MONTGOMERY/GENTRY
*sigh*
that must STILL be back in theVillage!!, cos they still know it all.
12 Gunpowder & Lead - MIRANDA LAMBERT
now this Chick!! is talking my kind of talk!!
13 Home - BLAKE SHELTON
and theVillage!! version is
“Home?!” by Bleak Shelter,
“Whom?!” by Blinds-n-Shutterz,
“Him!?” by Blake Askin,
14 Last Name - CARRIE UNDERWOOD
“it’s an Alias oh cuteVillageChick!!, in fact, my whole name’s made up!!”
15 Trying To Stop Your Leaving - DIERKS BENTLEY
Oddly enough, every one of your Relatives never even shows they care about you until theStateTroop!! Prisoner flight transport shows up!!
16 We Weren't Crazy - JOSH GRACIN
I dunno,
I mean, Us officers, and you Villagers!!, and us meeting via theAlaskanJobBank or theNewsPaper,
no, we weren’t crazy,
Insane!! maybe, but not crazy.
Just desparate!!
17 Picture To Burn - TAYLOR SWIFT
and often theVillagers!! use theEntireHouse!! to do it too!!
18 God Must Be Busy - BROOKS AND DUNN
and Crazy!!
and, hello villager!!, You Must Be Boozy!!
19 Life In A Northern Town - SUGARLAND, LITTLE BIG TOWN, JAKE OWEN
wow,
Just on those Artist credits, they got more than Half theRealPopulation of any NorthernAlaskan town.
20 Do You Believe Me Now - JIMMY WAYNE
Lessee,
he’s got scars on his hands,
he’s got everyone at EmergencyMedical pegged on First Name basis!!
he’s even an Egg expert every Halloween cos of what you throw at his PatrolVehicle,
Yes, theOfficer sure enough believes that you Villagers!! don’t like him now.
21 Should've Said No - TAYLOR SWIFT
when you’re Thirst said Yes,
when theOfficer!! reached out for a playfulHug!!
and let your actions say Yes.
22 All I Want To Do - SUGARLAND
you mean besides obstructing theVPSO in his work?!,
hindering Prosecution, WitnessTampering and running him out of theVillage!! on a pole?!
oh wait....
I forgot that you wanna Drink Yourself Silly after he’s gone out of theVillage!!
23 She's A Hottie - TOBY KEITH
Out in theVillage!! they all are,
and when they consider YOU hot, standing there in BrownCoveralls, BallisticVest, you’ll know that they’ve drank TOO MUCH!!
24 Love Is A Beautiful Thing - PHIL VASSAR
*sigh*
and so is an icyCold one that Sam!! is just about to confiscate and pour out!!
*sobs....*
“booo hoooHooooo!!”
25 Every Other Weekend - REBA MCENTIRE AND KENNY CHESNEY
That’s also when theSam!! leaves theVillage!! to go get some Sanity in theCity!!
when he leaves, we can all drink in peace!!
26 Invisibly Shaken - RODNEY ATKINS
and NOT Stirred!?
sometimes this sums up theWhole DVE notion / theDomesticViolenceEvent.
cos some people give outright sad excuses for the bumps and bruises,
but theSam!! tells theTruth always!!
Honest, theBlackEye!! is from service in theVillage!!
theEggOnFace!! is also from following hisNonProfitEmployer and AKStateTroop instructions to theLetter as well,
by now you all know what theDunceCap means!!
27 Everyday - RASCAL FLATTS
.....theSam!! disturbs us,
why can’t he just leave us alone!?
to drink in peace and quiet,
28 Shiftwork - KENNY CHESNEY & GEORGE STRAIT
8hrs a day,
5days a week,
4weeks a month,
even “shifting” from oneTool to another from theVPSO “tool” belt is fun,
such as, from OC Spray to Baton, or to theTazer!!
29 Another Try - JOSH TURNER & TRISHA YEARWOOD
ya’ know, no matter how much they might mess up and be mean to me,
each cute VillageChick!! just gives this another go around, in fact,
EveryDay they give it........
30 Stealing Cinderella - CHUCK WICKS
that’s a nice way of putting it,
But Sam!! was just driving her away to theCity!!Jail because she got arrested.
Besides,
her GlassSlipper done broke long ago, she hocked her Tiara for a case of Whiskey and she has no Kingdom.
31 Better As A Memory - KENNY CHESNEY
also, “Bitter” Is theMemory!!
of theSam!! and his time in theVillage!!,
well......... at least for some villagers!!
32 Winner At A Losing Game - RASCAL FLATTS
honestly,
no one is a winner,
Not when an Officer is tasked with working out in theVillage!! and no one really wants them there,
nor when NoOne wants to change, and not when no one supports theOfficer, then everybody loses.
33 Love Don't Live Here - LADY ANTEBELLUM
nope,
she got disenchanted after herBoyfriendSam!! busted her drinking party,
so after she got out of Jail, she packed up and moved out!!
nope,
Love don’t live here no mo’!!, just sadness,
just SadSam!!
34 Kristofferson - TIM MCGRAW
These are uttered words of desparation when an VillageLeader!! is trying to sway theSam!!’s opinion and interfere with Investigations,
after trying to bluff theOfficer, trying to buyOff theOfficer, even attempting toThreaten theOfficer and seeing that he’s not interested in helping to participate in any coverUps, or favoritism towards villageLeadershipSons & Daughters,
then, people exclaim loudly, “Christ, I’m giving you a good Offer, son!!”
35 Good Time - ALAN JACKSON
there can be only One!!
and only theSam!! has it, ever!!
It’s called, Drug & Alcohol Interdiction and when theSam!!’s successful at finding things,
boy does he have a great time out at theDump!! shooting all theBottles and Cans!!
36 This Is Me You're Talking To - TRISHA YEARWOOD
this phrase usually is said Before or After #34,
as if, by virtue of theVillageLeader!!’s name, title, rank and culturalStatus exempts them from consequences of breaking their Tribal Laws and State Laws.
Ha!!
37 I Still Miss You - KEITH ANDERSON
Yep msVillageChick!!, theSam!! misses you to sweetie,
I miss you too.
and here’s theSam!!’s favorite Country&WesternSong that he helped pick!!
38. I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift
Oddly enough,
no one is EVER themselves when under theInfluence and when Sam!! is close by.
Like, when Drugs are in theCar!! or found in someones pockets, they exclaim,
“No, that’s not mine, in fact, I’m NOT me!!, I’m somebody else!!”
--------------------------
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ack!! *hack-hack, spit cough-cough!!*
--------------------------
theVillage!!
life is Bitter beer
theSam!!!!
whom once lamented about HisShipWillCome, and then Joined theNavy!!
then once lamented about HisPortWouldCome, and then became a VPSO
awaiting a BootlegShipment of Boxed & Bottled Wine!!
theSam!!
still Blogging after all these years!!
d:oD
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alaskavillagetales
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