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theSam!! posts yet another SillyBulletin!!
theSam!!'s CompleteGuide to Eating at theSteakHouse!!
1.
CHECK WRITING!!
Yes theGirls!! do.
Just don't lose YOUR checks, your creditCards or your CellPhones while having sex in theJohn!!, them HOT girls just hate competition while on theJob!!
and if one of our girls is from Estonia, prague or close by, it literally IS a czech writing!!
-What is theMost number of guests that can go on a singleTicket!!
Haddie has theCorrect answer.
"as many as I damn well please!!, cos I'm 22, Single, I have flawless skin and perky Hoobs!!, and btw, 8 people!!"
-What do you use when there are more Guests than this!?
theDummoSam!! answered this question by throwing in theTowel!! after 8.
5 months of working!!
Really, he threw in his apron and never came back, then went home with a Popo Galfriend, and her Dad used to be a Capt in theMilitary!!
So.
a CaptainsPad is correct!! way to go Sam!!
-What items get highlighted on theCheck!?
You mean besides Josepfz blackEyes, puffy jaw and Reddened forehead after pinching and perking theServerGirls!!,
after all, them Czechs are kinda grabby,
You're close but not quite there,
theAnswer is, SpecialItems like a LiveLobster!!, or in theSam!!'s case,
an Rare or a WellDone steak!! cos it's very rare that theSteakHouse ever feeds him and his DMO buddies a steak dinner and when they DO, the meat is always very very Most wellDone!! d:o(
-What is the abbreviation for "butterfly"
After consulting many many Many kinds of soiled, stained and crumpled up receipts and tally sheets for the answer for 8.5 months an certain DishWasher gave theAnswer to his friend.
It's BFly!!
and not to be confused with BrFly which is one of them Sots out front clinging to theMetal railing-where everyone places their feet WHEN sitting AT theBar!!
-and just what theHell does BFly mean!?
it's like a cute ServerGirl!!
You take a juicy thick meaty steak and open it up like a butterfly and it cooks more evenly & more quickerer-er!!
But you only suggest an BFly!! when leaving a hugeTip for theServerGirl and then come back to pick her up after work!!
2.
SERVICE!!
Just what is it!?
*crickets chirping!!*
ok ok..
Moving on.
-Define theFollowing!!
-SOS -
some thingk itz Sauce Onde side!!, but MsCaliforniaBlonde!! our richest ServerGirl is theCorrectAnswer!!
She defines customer service as SIT ON SOFA and chatting on herBlueCelFon!! and she still tops $300 a night!!
*we don't get it either!!*
-AHI style-
some peeps say it has to do with Tuna pan seared like theAsianPacifici (tasty!!) versions or with theSouthernUnitedStates flair of Cajun seasoning (to include SneezingUpon!!)
and slightly seared and served with a dollop of Mustard straight from theyellow FrenchsMustard bottle out of theDiscount bin at theRedApple or CarrsSafeway,
but they're both wrong.
Ahee style has to do with theCustomers at theBar!!
when in fits of laughter at seeing theJazzMusician going all KimBassinger during a Mid-1980's photo spread (looking like she andHe!!-thePianist has to pee and crouch down, cross legs etc etc)
yet Neither of which went anywhere after that,
except onto a couple of box office bomb movies and the other FINALLY to the bathroom when theBar musicset was up!!
(btw, thePianist lost his checkbook, car keys, wallet and cellphone - AGAIN- Can anyone find them!?)
AHi!!
API!!
whats theDiff!?
-DRY-
you are correct if you said "theSam!!'s humor!!"
it's dryer than a bottle of Vermellas ExtraDry,
Dryer than a case of Bombay Peach!!
and dryer than fillet of Sole fresh from theOven!!
-Where are items split!?
At theTable!!
and we mean that literally.
As theServerGirls!! are often working late and they get really tipsy and then get gropey!!
anyway.
-If theGuest asks to leave theLazySusan on theTable, what is an appropriate response!?
No jess, "are you fucking kidding me?!" is not the correct response.
First check with theMgr and see if theLS is scheduled to be on anyone elses table as part of theSushitaBar!!, or theDessertsTrays!! or for theMilitaryNight WelcomeHome party!!
if not, your correct response WILL Be.
"If I may now collect EVERYONE'S credit cards please",
and
"Enjoy!!"
Your next response should be a whisper to "Susan",
"You did get a Cap at theDr's, yes?!,
oh wow... a total tubal Ligation!?
Cool!!,
Have fun!!" Wink
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theSam!! will post more at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Now go eat something from your fridge and be glad you didn't have to pay $30 for it downtown!!
d:oP
lovs,
Yor MySpace bud!!
theSam!!
samuel l flyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
alaskavillagetales
Report to moderator (again!! *sigh* )
-theSam!!
STILL NOT wanted in 300+ Villages and 48, 49...50 States!, Not to mention 12+ bulletinBoards.
-theSam!!
Respected TrishNetwork / SockMoose forum board member!! As hot as some Chixxx!! are here, he's stiff as a board too!!
-theSam!!
Distinction, Class, Right out theWindow
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theSam!! posts yet another SillyBulletin!!
theSam!!'s CompleteGuide to Eating at theSteakHouse!!
1.
CHECK WRITING!!
Yes theGirls!! do.
Just don't lose YOUR checks, your creditCards or your CellPhones while having sex in theJohn!!, them HOT girls just hate competition while on theJob!!
and if one of our girls is from Estonia, prague or close by, it literally IS a czech writing!!
-What is theMost number of guests that can go on a singleTicket!!
Haddie has theCorrect answer.
"as many as I damn well please!!, cos I'm 22, Single, I have flawless skin and perky Hoobs!!, and btw, 8 people!!"
-What do you use when there are more Guests than this!?
theDummoSam!! answered this question by throwing in theTowel!! after 8.
5 months of working!!
Really, he threw in his apron and never came back, then went home with a Popo Galfriend, and her Dad used to be a Capt in theMilitary!!
So.
a CaptainsPad is correct!! way to go Sam!!
-What items get highlighted on theCheck!?
You mean besides Josepfz blackEyes, puffy jaw and Reddened forehead after pinching and perking theServerGirls!!,
after all, them Czechs are kinda grabby,
You're close but not quite there,
theAnswer is, SpecialItems like a LiveLobster!!, or in theSam!!'s case,
an Rare or a WellDone steak!! cos it's very rare that theSteakHouse ever feeds him and his DMO buddies a steak dinner and when they DO, the meat is always very very Most wellDone!! d:o(
-What is the abbreviation for "butterfly"
After consulting many many Many kinds of soiled, stained and crumpled up receipts and tally sheets for the answer for 8.5 months an certain DishWasher gave theAnswer to his friend.
It's BFly!!
and not to be confused with BrFly which is one of them Sots out front clinging to theMetal railing-where everyone places their feet WHEN sitting AT theBar!!
-and just what theHell does BFly mean!?
it's like a cute ServerGirl!!
You take a juicy thick meaty steak and open it up like a butterfly and it cooks more evenly & more quickerer-er!!
But you only suggest an BFly!! when leaving a hugeTip for theServerGirl and then come back to pick her up after work!!
2.
SERVICE!!
Just what is it!?
*crickets chirping!!*
ok ok..
Moving on.
-Define theFollowing!!
-SOS -
some thingk itz Sauce Onde side!!, but MsCaliforniaBlonde!! our richest ServerGirl is theCorrectAnswer!!
She defines customer service as SIT ON SOFA and chatting on herBlueCelFon!! and she still tops $300 a night!!
*we don't get it either!!*
-AHI style-
some peeps say it has to do with Tuna pan seared like theAsianPacifici (tasty!!) versions or with theSouthernUnitedStates flair of Cajun seasoning (to include SneezingUpon!!)
and slightly seared and served with a dollop of Mustard straight from theyellow FrenchsMustard bottle out of theDiscount bin at theRedApple or CarrsSafeway,
but they're both wrong.
Ahee style has to do with theCustomers at theBar!!
when in fits of laughter at seeing theJazzMusician going all KimBassinger during a Mid-1980's photo spread (looking like she andHe!!-thePianist has to pee and crouch down, cross legs etc etc)
yet Neither of which went anywhere after that,
except onto a couple of box office bomb movies and the other FINALLY to the bathroom when theBar musicset was up!!
(btw, thePianist lost his checkbook, car keys, wallet and cellphone - AGAIN- Can anyone find them!?)
AHi!!
API!!
whats theDiff!?
-DRY-
you are correct if you said "theSam!!'s humor!!"
it's dryer than a bottle of Vermellas ExtraDry,
Dryer than a case of Bombay Peach!!
and dryer than fillet of Sole fresh from theOven!!
-Where are items split!?
At theTable!!
and we mean that literally.
As theServerGirls!! are often working late and they get really tipsy and then get gropey!!
anyway.
-If theGuest asks to leave theLazySusan on theTable, what is an appropriate response!?
No jess, "are you fucking kidding me?!" is not the correct response.
First check with theMgr and see if theLS is scheduled to be on anyone elses table as part of theSushitaBar!!, or theDessertsTrays!! or for theMilitaryNight WelcomeHome party!!
if not, your correct response WILL Be.
"If I may now collect EVERYONE'S credit cards please",
and
"Enjoy!!"
Your next response should be a whisper to "Susan",
"You did get a Cap at theDr's, yes?!,
oh wow... a total tubal Ligation!?
Cool!!,
Have fun!!" Wink
--------------------
theSam!! will post more at AlaskaVillageTales!!
Now go eat something from your fridge and be glad you didn't have to pay $30 for it downtown!!
d:oP
lovs,
Yor MySpace bud!!
theSam!!
samuel l flyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
alaskavillagetales
Report to moderator (again!! *sigh* )
-theSam!!
STILL NOT wanted in 300+ Villages and 48, 49...50 States!, Not to mention 12+ bulletinBoards.
-theSam!!
Respected TrishNetwork / SockMoose forum board member!! As hot as some Chixxx!! are here, he's stiff as a board too!!
-theSam!!
Distinction, Class, Right out theWindow
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