theBristaSam!!
BaristaSam!!
whom is directed byGod!! in his recent line of work for Starbucks!!
cos theGoodBook says , “He Brews”
nuff sed!!
BaristaSam!!
tightening people’s foreheads and easing their TweakerSymptoms $4.95 at a time
BaristaSam!!
how important is HIS place in your world!?
When he sends the 3rd 4th and 7th person InLine to theBack store rooms with a RedCart and a list.....
8- 2% milks, (skyblue lids)
1 case (box) of HeavyWhippingCreme (kahki / tan colored Pint boxes)
10- Whole milks, (red label, red lid)
12- NonFat milks, (dark blue lids, same color as earlyMorningBaristaGirl’s eyesShadow!!)
10-bags, House blend,
10-bags, TraditionalMix (Silver colored, like thatGenMan with GrayHair, only the bags not shouting loudly at CARSSafeway customers!!)
10-bags, Decaf!!
6-Stacks of Venti cups (blood smeared box, when I cut my Mgrs wrist accidently with my bladeFolder as we opened up new shipment last month, theSmear looks like a gouting Spurt then heads south, if you squint your Eyes though, it looks like theSicily’s PizzaMan only thing is, he’s holding a ham sandwich)
....And people Obey WithOutQuestion!!! !!!!!
(oh.. and if you see my ShiftLead in theColdReefers slumped over, get her out,
Until her blood supply gets back up to 12pints, she always passes out when she gets extremely cold,
in fact, if she had already restocked our Kiosk, I wouldn’t have to send any of you peeps!! Now move your asses!!)
BaristaSam!!
Good guys wear black!!
and for all he cares, he can be Nude and you WILL LOVE your coffee damnit!!
BaristaSam!!
like our stores CoffeeCups that come in 4 sizes,
his smile comes in at least 4 different settings,
1. RightSide face pulled back,
A “short” display.
typically given freely to everyone with assymptomatic mild Jitters of CoffeeWithdrawals to outRight full-blown DeleriumTremons / DT-like jerky bank card swipings and PIN # tablet pokings
2. partial Uppers revealed,
A “tall” version of the Short smirk display.
typically given with an extra shot of patience as you try to decide between a Frappe or just a few shots with HotWater AFTER you’ve paid for and are starting to reach ACROSS theHandOff station for your 7shot QuadMocha w/3 syrups and very little room left over for your steamed milk!!
3. Shiny White Uppers revealed and Lower Incisors visible,
a Grand display of mirth and merriment from theManInBlack!! as he takes your $ and visualizes YOU visiting theDental!! in a few years or decades getting YOUR front cavities filled in and teeth whitened and prepped for YOUR upcoming RootCanals that YOU’LL be getting from all theSugar he’s pumping into your Grande cup!!
4. Rumor has it that this kind of smile rarely exhibits itself unless fueled by things that tickle theSam!!’s funnyBone,
things like, Police humor cellPhone messages, or reading old Blog posts of his, or reading old Police reports, yeah, fun stuff.
BaristaSam!!
were he a Politician,
he’d be promising you theCoffeeUrn and giving you a SampleCup!!
and keeping theSweetners and Dairy all for himself
BaristaSam!!
his friends come and go,
everyone leaves him,
even theBrewedCoffee leaves him every 30mins!!
(as mandated by companyPolicy to maintain freshness and heady lingering aromatic aromas out and about theKiosk!!)
*snniiffffff!!*
BaristaSam!!
if he’s out of Pastry’s,
he’ll send you to theStorePastry section,
but if you’re mean to him, he’ll lead you by theHand!! to theStorePastry section, as in steppingAway from theCounter and giving you ExcellentCustomerService,
thus infuriating the10 other customers-in-Line and irking them towards YOU,
thus marking YOU for death and your car, house, yard for Vandalism after your fellow coffee drinkers follow You home.
BaristaSam!!
quietlyHumming theOft loved coffeeDrinkers Christmas brewSong
“Let it Brew, let it Brew, let it Brew!!” (let it Snow!!)
BaristaSam!!
whom got drunk, got contacted by thePolice and said...
“Don’t TAZO me Brew!!” *aaghhh!!!*
(theTazo tea mix being requested by some customers, be added to their Americano, theBrew-of-the-Day!! / and pointing fun at the don‘t Taze me Bro video online)
BaristaSam!!
theBest 8 seconds in theWorld is theWhip shake, layering of Whip and snapping a lid over it and seeing just a smidge of CoolWhip popUp from theSippySide
BaristaSam!!
waking theDead!! within 20 seconds of taking their $
BaristaSam!!
today- Papercup, plastic lid and straw
tomorrow- china demitasse ware and shaping Pictures with espresso & milk
uhm..
Yesterday?!, unemploymentLine!!
BaristaSam!!
thanks to his MassageTherapyTraining and other Medical subject expertise,
he can picture theEspresso breakdown, transport and filtration and crossing thePermeable barrier!!,
it happens as fast as your mood swings from grumpy to happy.
lovs,
theSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, AK
AlaskaVillageTales
whom is directed byGod!! in his recent line of work for Starbucks!!
cos theGoodBook says , “He Brews”
nuff sed!!
BaristaSam!!
tightening people’s foreheads and easing their TweakerSymptoms $4.95 at a time
BaristaSam!!
how important is HIS place in your world!?
When he sends the 3rd 4th and 7th person InLine to theBack store rooms with a RedCart and a list.....
8- 2% milks, (skyblue lids)
1 case (box) of HeavyWhippingCreme (kahki / tan colored Pint boxes)
10- Whole milks, (red label, red lid)
12- NonFat milks, (dark blue lids, same color as earlyMorningBaristaGirl’s eyesShadow!!)
10-bags, House blend,
10-bags, TraditionalMix (Silver colored, like thatGenMan with GrayHair, only the bags not shouting loudly at CARSSafeway customers!!)
10-bags, Decaf!!
6-Stacks of Venti cups (blood smeared box, when I cut my Mgrs wrist accidently with my bladeFolder as we opened up new shipment last month, theSmear looks like a gouting Spurt then heads south, if you squint your Eyes though, it looks like theSicily’s PizzaMan only thing is, he’s holding a ham sandwich)
....And people Obey WithOutQuestion!!! !!!!!
(oh.. and if you see my ShiftLead in theColdReefers slumped over, get her out,
Until her blood supply gets back up to 12pints, she always passes out when she gets extremely cold,
in fact, if she had already restocked our Kiosk, I wouldn’t have to send any of you peeps!! Now move your asses!!)
BaristaSam!!
Good guys wear black!!
and for all he cares, he can be Nude and you WILL LOVE your coffee damnit!!
BaristaSam!!
like our stores CoffeeCups that come in 4 sizes,
his smile comes in at least 4 different settings,
1. RightSide face pulled back,
A “short” display.
typically given freely to everyone with assymptomatic mild Jitters of CoffeeWithdrawals to outRight full-blown DeleriumTremons / DT-like jerky bank card swipings and PIN # tablet pokings
2. partial Uppers revealed,
A “tall” version of the Short smirk display.
typically given with an extra shot of patience as you try to decide between a Frappe or just a few shots with HotWater AFTER you’ve paid for and are starting to reach ACROSS theHandOff station for your 7shot QuadMocha w/3 syrups and very little room left over for your steamed milk!!
3. Shiny White Uppers revealed and Lower Incisors visible,
a Grand display of mirth and merriment from theManInBlack!! as he takes your $ and visualizes YOU visiting theDental!! in a few years or decades getting YOUR front cavities filled in and teeth whitened and prepped for YOUR upcoming RootCanals that YOU’LL be getting from all theSugar he’s pumping into your Grande cup!!
4. Rumor has it that this kind of smile rarely exhibits itself unless fueled by things that tickle theSam!!’s funnyBone,
things like, Police humor cellPhone messages, or reading old Blog posts of his, or reading old Police reports, yeah, fun stuff.
BaristaSam!!
were he a Politician,
he’d be promising you theCoffeeUrn and giving you a SampleCup!!
and keeping theSweetners and Dairy all for himself
BaristaSam!!
his friends come and go,
everyone leaves him,
even theBrewedCoffee leaves him every 30mins!!
(as mandated by companyPolicy to maintain freshness and heady lingering aromatic aromas out and about theKiosk!!)
*snniiffffff!!*
BaristaSam!!
if he’s out of Pastry’s,
he’ll send you to theStorePastry section,
but if you’re mean to him, he’ll lead you by theHand!! to theStorePastry section, as in steppingAway from theCounter and giving you ExcellentCustomerService,
thus infuriating the10 other customers-in-Line and irking them towards YOU,
thus marking YOU for death and your car, house, yard for Vandalism after your fellow coffee drinkers follow You home.
BaristaSam!!
quietlyHumming theOft loved coffeeDrinkers Christmas brewSong
“Let it Brew, let it Brew, let it Brew!!” (let it Snow!!)
BaristaSam!!
whom got drunk, got contacted by thePolice and said...
“Don’t TAZO me Brew!!” *aaghhh!!!*
(theTazo tea mix being requested by some customers, be added to their Americano, theBrew-of-the-Day!! / and pointing fun at the don‘t Taze me Bro video online)
BaristaSam!!
theBest 8 seconds in theWorld is theWhip shake, layering of Whip and snapping a lid over it and seeing just a smidge of CoolWhip popUp from theSippySide
BaristaSam!!
waking theDead!! within 20 seconds of taking their $
BaristaSam!!
today- Papercup, plastic lid and straw
tomorrow- china demitasse ware and shaping Pictures with espresso & milk
uhm..
Yesterday?!, unemploymentLine!!
BaristaSam!!
thanks to his MassageTherapyTraining and other Medical subject expertise,
he can picture theEspresso breakdown, transport and filtration and crossing thePermeable barrier!!,
it happens as fast as your mood swings from grumpy to happy.
lovs,
theSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, AK
AlaskaVillageTales
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