Joe theVillagePlumber!!
theSam!! Debates himself
d:oD
theSam!!
whom can SEE a drunkRussian from his house!!
theSam!!
whom may not have had a BallGown & Tiara back in the 1980’s,
but he’s got ‘em now in 2008!!
theSam!!
whom wishes HE could spend unprecedented amounts of $!!
much less EARN it
theSam!!
thwarting theGasCartels,
one refusal to eat at TacoBell at a time!!
(or refusal to eat at other Mexi-food places as well d:oP )
theSam!!
theCultureInTheVillage!! that has NEVER been allowed to stay long enough to LIVE and WORK
to make a difference
theSam!!
who’s own Village!! campaign sometimes involves a little “PAIN” when his assaultive Prisoners attack him
theSam!!
looking at theLeadVillager!! in “ANY” meeting as being “theFed!!” chairman,
especially when during villageFeasts!!
theSam!!
often theRunningMate!! of just about any FleeingSuspect from any crimeScene!!,
eh, for about 50yds
theSam!!
whos only noticed that hisVillage!! Crimebills “just” include the contents of any BootLeggers wallets when
they get busted for Importation
theSam!!
whos VPSO vehicles, toInclude his OWN POV / personalOwnedVehicle, are often an “KEY” or rather, “Key-ed”
issue pretty much every week in theVillage!!
and pretty much have been since Day 1
theSam!!
whom is intimately familiar with “spendingFreezes” out in theVillage!!
especially when Alcohol & Drugs are intercepted then certain “houseHolds” stop spending $,
theSam!!
whos only experience with ForeignOil importations had to do with a fewVillagers!! stealing HeatingOil from down river and bringing back home!!
theSam!!
on a local level, he still DOESN’T see theVillage!! EVER, EVER!!
Reducing their “foreignOil” dependence,
at least not so long as “Rivers”, “Boats”, “motorFuel” exist!!
d:oP
theSam!!
who only experience with “OffShoreDrilling” includes,
yelling and screaming at a few VillageInebriates while standing in his motorBoat,
while they sit attentively in their motorBoats,
“Where did you get this Alcohol from!?, Who bought this!? huh!?
HUH!?
You know you’re NOT s’posed to bring this to theVillage!!,
Where’d yoo get this!!”
theSam!!
whos boxedMilk and PopTarts,
basically account for 30% of his daily fuelConsumption
theOther70% is chocolate!!, MooseSoup, Moose meat, FriedBread!! and what else is given away at villageFeasts!!
theSam!!
whom has never been LaidOff from thePlant,
but whom has certainly been Laid OUT by a pottedPlant!!
(flung from afar across theRoom by a VillageChick!!)
theSam!!
whom has seen InformationTechnology in theVillage!! progress drastically from...
“Tek!!, is Sam!! close by, I’ve got 12 bottles of Crown to sell!?”
“Naahhh,”
TO
“Nahhh, he’s asleep in his LodgeRoom!!”
See!!
Information from Tek is delivered with a Nod and a “Nahh” he’s in the “Lodge”
Get It!?
“Tech-No-Log”
theSam!!
not only talking to “JOE”
but to his brother “Joe” and his Dad “Joe”,
and to “LittleJoe” and to Grandpa “Joe” etc,etc
that basically it’s a “NO-NO” to have Alco in theVillage!!
theSam!!
knows quite intimately that villagerJoe!! chooses “HIM” for healthcare coverage,
at least in theSense that theHot, Incredibly goodLooking VillageChick!! daughter of his chooses Sam!! as boyFriend and demands $ from him every week to give to her Family!!
They ALL get drunk, get into a fight (often with Sam!!) and he injures them and then provides “healthCare” to Joe and his family,
Meanwhile, theOnly healthCare that Joe and his Family provide to theVPSO Sam!! is,
“Hell, I don’t CARE!!” when reminded about their Inebriate, Drugging, Sedentary lifestyle
d:o(
theSam!!
whos only village!! Litmus Test is this,
“Thomas!!, are you Lit again!?”
M-a-s is L-I-T!!
theSam!!
whos only “Row vs Wade” decisions in theVillage!! were this,
Would he hop OUT of his PatrolBoat 20’ from shore and wade in AFTER speeding into theDrinkingParty scene!?
Or would he stop his engine a quarterMile from theAlleged drinking party and Row his PatrolBoat to theScene while
theAlcohol & Drugs disappear?!
theSam!!
whos “HippocraticOath” to his villagers!!, especially to his Cute, goodLooking ones,
is to look out for them Always as best as he can,
cos they be Beloved womanhood with “Hips”, an “AssCrack” and whom swear “Oaths” at Sam!! while he cuffs & stuffs their boyfriends and husbands after theDVE incident!!
I’m serious, you love ‘em, but ya’ Can’t Win people!!
and speaking of Asses,
theSam!!
theRealVillagePlumber!!,
but only in the sense that "his Ass" is always hangingOut on theLine,
is Always in danger of being Kicked, is Always getting KICKED!! and getting kicked some more by every Villager!!, his VPSODirectorBoss in theCity!!, and by otherVillagers statewide
d:oP
theSam!!
whos seen higher village!! standards with his own 4 beadyLakota eyes!!
Cos when approaching “Stans” house to question him about his blatant Alcohol party going on,
“Stan” stands “High” on thePorch,
to INCLUDE standing up on theRailing in his Skivvies and superiorily looking down upon theSam!!
Therefore, proclaiming himself “Higher and better” than Sam!!
*sigh*
yes I have.
theSam!!
whom has never left “anyChild” behind,
especially when during Summer Swimming time down by theRiver!!,
hundreds of villageChildren!! load up in theDutyTruck as Sam!! slowly drives around
theSam!!
whos recent, Relevant experience with “HeadStartPrograms” is this,
That all InebriateVillagers!! who flee from theScene,
have an unwritten Policy and Program in place with otherNebes that they can flee ASAS!! / as soon as Sam!! shows up
Therefore ensuring that they get a “headStart”
theSam!!
never tackling things Head-On, but mostly just chasing his VillageSuspects!! and tackling them from behind as they weave
back and forth in front of him as they slow down
theSam!!
taking his Villagers!! in basically, what is theSame!! direction
....To JAIL!!
and this position and Stand will not ever change out in theVillage!! no matter whom is VPSO and no matter whom
becomes the next generation of Inebriates
theSam!!
NOT running for President, VicePresident, Treasurer, or for any OfficePosition,
But basically breaking up any DVE incident / drunkenParty and chasing theVillageCouncil “President”,
running down theActing Council president (and he’s only ACP cos he “ACTS” like it all theTime-Not that he really IS)
running down theCouncilTreasurer too, but she’s really easy to catch,
cos she’s got food with her, she always surfs theNet and it’s kinda hard to flee when you have a PCtablet in hand, a can of Beer in theOther and a mouth full of Food!!
theSam!!
who’s VPSO position in theVillage!! is pretty much MODERATED by ALL Villagers!!-statewide....
d:o(
theSam!!
whom knows better than anyone else that Joe thePlumber!! will never forget about “His” 6Pack,
cos whenever Sam!! takes Joe into custody, theMan is always drinking!!
and of course, Joe’s teenGirls are theOnes always displaying nubileCrack!! d:oP
----
theSam!!
whom has arrested everyone out in theVillage!!
from the 6Pack to theHalfRack, from theStoreShelf to the StoreHelp
from theVillageCouncilPrezdent to theVillager!! who stopped running cos his energy along with his drinking $ / money -was spent!!
d:oD
theSam!!
whom can SEE a drunkRussian from his house!!
theSam!!
whom may not have had a BallGown & Tiara back in the 1980’s,
but he’s got ‘em now in 2008!!
theSam!!
whom wishes HE could spend unprecedented amounts of $!!
much less EARN it
theSam!!
thwarting theGasCartels,
one refusal to eat at TacoBell at a time!!
(or refusal to eat at other Mexi-food places as well d:oP )
theSam!!
theCultureInTheVillage!! that has NEVER been allowed to stay long enough to LIVE and WORK
to make a difference
theSam!!
who’s own Village!! campaign sometimes involves a little “PAIN” when his assaultive Prisoners attack him
theSam!!
looking at theLeadVillager!! in “ANY” meeting as being “theFed!!” chairman,
especially when during villageFeasts!!
theSam!!
often theRunningMate!! of just about any FleeingSuspect from any crimeScene!!,
eh, for about 50yds
theSam!!
whos only noticed that hisVillage!! Crimebills “just” include the contents of any BootLeggers wallets when
they get busted for Importation
theSam!!
whos VPSO vehicles, toInclude his OWN POV / personalOwnedVehicle, are often an “KEY” or rather, “Key-ed”
issue pretty much every week in theVillage!!
and pretty much have been since Day 1
theSam!!
whom is intimately familiar with “spendingFreezes” out in theVillage!!
especially when Alcohol & Drugs are intercepted then certain “houseHolds” stop spending $,
theSam!!
whos only experience with ForeignOil importations had to do with a fewVillagers!! stealing HeatingOil from down river and bringing back home!!
theSam!!
on a local level, he still DOESN’T see theVillage!! EVER, EVER!!
Reducing their “foreignOil” dependence,
at least not so long as “Rivers”, “Boats”, “motorFuel” exist!!
d:oP
theSam!!
who only experience with “OffShoreDrilling” includes,
yelling and screaming at a few VillageInebriates while standing in his motorBoat,
while they sit attentively in their motorBoats,
“Where did you get this Alcohol from!?, Who bought this!? huh!?
HUH!?
You know you’re NOT s’posed to bring this to theVillage!!,
Where’d yoo get this!!”
theSam!!
whos boxedMilk and PopTarts,
basically account for 30% of his daily fuelConsumption
theOther70% is chocolate!!, MooseSoup, Moose meat, FriedBread!! and what else is given away at villageFeasts!!
theSam!!
whom has never been LaidOff from thePlant,
but whom has certainly been Laid OUT by a pottedPlant!!
(flung from afar across theRoom by a VillageChick!!)
theSam!!
whom has seen InformationTechnology in theVillage!! progress drastically from...
“Tek!!, is Sam!! close by, I’ve got 12 bottles of Crown to sell!?”
“Naahhh,”
TO
“Nahhh, he’s asleep in his LodgeRoom!!”
See!!
Information from Tek is delivered with a Nod and a “Nahh” he’s in the “Lodge”
Get It!?
“Tech-No-Log”
theSam!!
not only talking to “JOE”
but to his brother “Joe” and his Dad “Joe”,
and to “LittleJoe” and to Grandpa “Joe” etc,etc
that basically it’s a “NO-NO” to have Alco in theVillage!!
theSam!!
knows quite intimately that villagerJoe!! chooses “HIM” for healthcare coverage,
at least in theSense that theHot, Incredibly goodLooking VillageChick!! daughter of his chooses Sam!! as boyFriend and demands $ from him every week to give to her Family!!
They ALL get drunk, get into a fight (often with Sam!!) and he injures them and then provides “healthCare” to Joe and his family,
Meanwhile, theOnly healthCare that Joe and his Family provide to theVPSO Sam!! is,
“Hell, I don’t CARE!!” when reminded about their Inebriate, Drugging, Sedentary lifestyle
d:o(
theSam!!
whos only village!! Litmus Test is this,
“Thomas!!, are you Lit again!?”
M-a-s is L-I-T!!
theSam!!
whos only “Row vs Wade” decisions in theVillage!! were this,
Would he hop OUT of his PatrolBoat 20’ from shore and wade in AFTER speeding into theDrinkingParty scene!?
Or would he stop his engine a quarterMile from theAlleged drinking party and Row his PatrolBoat to theScene while
theAlcohol & Drugs disappear?!
theSam!!
whos “HippocraticOath” to his villagers!!, especially to his Cute, goodLooking ones,
is to look out for them Always as best as he can,
cos they be Beloved womanhood with “Hips”, an “AssCrack” and whom swear “Oaths” at Sam!! while he cuffs & stuffs their boyfriends and husbands after theDVE incident!!
I’m serious, you love ‘em, but ya’ Can’t Win people!!
and speaking of Asses,
theSam!!
theRealVillagePlumber!!,
but only in the sense that "his Ass" is always hangingOut on theLine,
is Always in danger of being Kicked, is Always getting KICKED!! and getting kicked some more by every Villager!!, his VPSODirectorBoss in theCity!!, and by otherVillagers statewide
d:oP
theSam!!
whos seen higher village!! standards with his own 4 beadyLakota eyes!!
Cos when approaching “Stans” house to question him about his blatant Alcohol party going on,
“Stan” stands “High” on thePorch,
to INCLUDE standing up on theRailing in his Skivvies and superiorily looking down upon theSam!!
Therefore, proclaiming himself “Higher and better” than Sam!!
*sigh*
yes I have.
theSam!!
whom has never left “anyChild” behind,
especially when during Summer Swimming time down by theRiver!!,
hundreds of villageChildren!! load up in theDutyTruck as Sam!! slowly drives around
theSam!!
whos recent, Relevant experience with “HeadStartPrograms” is this,
That all InebriateVillagers!! who flee from theScene,
have an unwritten Policy and Program in place with otherNebes that they can flee ASAS!! / as soon as Sam!! shows up
Therefore ensuring that they get a “headStart”
theSam!!
never tackling things Head-On, but mostly just chasing his VillageSuspects!! and tackling them from behind as they weave
back and forth in front of him as they slow down
theSam!!
taking his Villagers!! in basically, what is theSame!! direction
....To JAIL!!
and this position and Stand will not ever change out in theVillage!! no matter whom is VPSO and no matter whom
becomes the next generation of Inebriates
theSam!!
NOT running for President, VicePresident, Treasurer, or for any OfficePosition,
But basically breaking up any DVE incident / drunkenParty and chasing theVillageCouncil “President”,
running down theActing Council president (and he’s only ACP cos he “ACTS” like it all theTime-Not that he really IS)
running down theCouncilTreasurer too, but she’s really easy to catch,
cos she’s got food with her, she always surfs theNet and it’s kinda hard to flee when you have a PCtablet in hand, a can of Beer in theOther and a mouth full of Food!!
theSam!!
who’s VPSO position in theVillage!! is pretty much MODERATED by ALL Villagers!!-statewide....
d:o(
theSam!!
whom knows better than anyone else that Joe thePlumber!! will never forget about “His” 6Pack,
cos whenever Sam!! takes Joe into custody, theMan is always drinking!!
and of course, Joe’s teenGirls are theOnes always displaying nubileCrack!! d:oP
----
theSam!!
whom has arrested everyone out in theVillage!!
from the 6Pack to theHalfRack, from theStoreShelf to the StoreHelp
from theVillageCouncilPrezdent to theVillager!! who stopped running cos his energy along with his drinking $ / money -was spent!!
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