2004 Christmas Carols

"He's getting a felony list, checking it twice!",
"gonna find out who's been naughty and nice."
"VPSO's coming to the Village!!!"

"He sees you when you're sleeping!, he knows when you're awake!"
"He knows when you've been bad or good, VPSO, get a LIFE!!!"

"oh... ya' better not pout, better not cry.",
Better not DUI, Assault, DV, B&E, Minor in possession..I'm telling you why."
"VPSO is coming to the Village!!!"

Merry Christmas Everyone.

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