A message from Your Village Called!!!
YVC Inc wishes you a 2004 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2005.
All the outlying villages within Yukon Consortium boundaries always find time to quit bickering and will pause for a moment between sips 'o Gallo and JD to extend a warm Seasons Greetings for the Holidays.
Remember!!! Don't drink and Mush!, or SnowMachine! or ice fish too.
As demonstrated by an Elder in Highland last week. SAR (search n rescue) had to bait a hook with moose jerky to get a bite and reel him back to safety.
All of the Upper YuViC Villages that just joined the Consortium this calendar year (Behemoth); Beaver Lake, Eastern Summit, Highland, Eagle Feather, Mt Black, Owl Creek, Trapper Lodge, & Hans Mill) are pleased as spiked punch to be in the YVC family.
Just yesterday the YVC offices in Fairbanks
had an unfortunate class "C" fire
after the lighting of the Office Windows.
Each window had various colored lights that, when collectively lit,
would make a Building size mural.
But one of our disgruntled tech-support people
decided that "Pong" would make a more exciting display than "Santa & Reindeer".
Traffic on Yo-Hansen Expressway was snarled as onlookers slowed down to watch.
3 motor vehicle crashes on College Rd were reported.
And 3 incoming Lufthansa & France Air flights to
Fairbanks International reported seeing the display on final approach.
FAA investigators are still questioning the YVC CEO,CFO, COO
and all dept Bobble-heads.
We are now having last minute scramble to find a Native madonna,
a newborn babe and 3 wise Elders from the villages
to spend a few hours on Display in the YVC Offices foyer.
Jerry from Accounting has lent his stuffed trophy Dahl sheep
and Helga from Rural Health Services has lent her little 2 yr old as Cherubim.
We're pretty sure that the items we need will be found except for the person to play "Joseph". As in real life, once the girl is pregnant the boy skips town!!
Remember Native Pride and Keep it Real!!
YVC Inc.
the United State of Alaska
All the outlying villages within Yukon Consortium boundaries always find time to quit bickering and will pause for a moment between sips 'o Gallo and JD to extend a warm Seasons Greetings for the Holidays.
Remember!!! Don't drink and Mush!, or SnowMachine! or ice fish too.
As demonstrated by an Elder in Highland last week. SAR (search n rescue) had to bait a hook with moose jerky to get a bite and reel him back to safety.
All of the Upper YuViC Villages that just joined the Consortium this calendar year (Behemoth); Beaver Lake, Eastern Summit, Highland, Eagle Feather, Mt Black, Owl Creek, Trapper Lodge, & Hans Mill) are pleased as spiked punch to be in the YVC family.
Just yesterday the YVC offices in Fairbanks
had an unfortunate class "C" fire
after the lighting of the Office Windows.
Each window had various colored lights that, when collectively lit,
would make a Building size mural.
But one of our disgruntled tech-support people
decided that "Pong" would make a more exciting display than "Santa & Reindeer".
Traffic on Yo-Hansen Expressway was snarled as onlookers slowed down to watch.
3 motor vehicle crashes on College Rd were reported.
And 3 incoming Lufthansa & France Air flights to
Fairbanks International reported seeing the display on final approach.
FAA investigators are still questioning the YVC CEO,CFO, COO
and all dept Bobble-heads.
We are now having last minute scramble to find a Native madonna,
a newborn babe and 3 wise Elders from the villages
to spend a few hours on Display in the YVC Offices foyer.
Jerry from Accounting has lent his stuffed trophy Dahl sheep
and Helga from Rural Health Services has lent her little 2 yr old as Cherubim.
We're pretty sure that the items we need will be found except for the person to play "Joseph". As in real life, once the girl is pregnant the boy skips town!!
Remember Native Pride and Keep it Real!!
YVC Inc.
the United State of Alaska
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