Warmest Holiday Greetings
Holiday Greetings!
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but
it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say
without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and
on his advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America"
in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference
of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole d! iscretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message
however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
inconvenienced.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
theSam!! says;
I cut & pasted this from the Internet.
It is shameful when people no longer acknowledge God or Christianity in the
Christmas season.
It's always been Christmas for me, celebrating the Birth of the baby Jesus-Savior
of all Mankind. My Redeemer.
Maybe technically Christ wasn't born in December but still, it's a good tradition and
I wish to keep it the Merry festive occasion that it's intended to be.
And I really don't care about those people with no faith at all.
I don't care if my Christianity offends others.
Santa is an icon, he Gives and loves the children of the World.
I believe in Santa, the ToothFairy and the Easter Bunny.
And if others don't believe, so what?
peace on Earth from the Greatest State (Alaska) in the Greatest Country in the World!! (the United States)
Proud to be an American. Proud to be a Native American. Proud to be proud.
luvs, Samuel L Flyinghorse
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but
it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say
without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and
on his advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America"
in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference
of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole d! iscretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message
however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
inconvenienced.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
theSam!! says;
I cut & pasted this from the Internet.
It is shameful when people no longer acknowledge God or Christianity in the
Christmas season.
It's always been Christmas for me, celebrating the Birth of the baby Jesus-Savior
of all Mankind. My Redeemer.
Maybe technically Christ wasn't born in December but still, it's a good tradition and
I wish to keep it the Merry festive occasion that it's intended to be.
And I really don't care about those people with no faith at all.
I don't care if my Christianity offends others.
Santa is an icon, he Gives and loves the children of the World.
I believe in Santa, the ToothFairy and the Easter Bunny.
And if others don't believe, so what?
peace on Earth from the Greatest State (Alaska) in the Greatest Country in the World!! (the United States)
Proud to be an American. Proud to be a Native American. Proud to be proud.
luvs, Samuel L Flyinghorse
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