LEGAL NOTICE
LEGAL NOTICE
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region provides this online Blog/WebLog/Newsletter as a source of diverse Alaska Village entertainment & information to its fun loving dearly appreciated readers.
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region does not warrant or endorse the Behavior, Products or Services written about, experienced, touted, displayed, advertised or reviewed in this online Blog/WebLog/Newsletter.
WARNING:
The views and statements of the theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region, Reviewers and Commentators presented in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter are entirely their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region or its affiliates.......Or do they??
(MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture along with three Hapless Tourists/Visitors decided to stay out of this One.)
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region does not endorse, monitor or warrant the accuracy or reliability of the material, gossip, jokes, hear-say provided in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter or presented at any of the third-party websites to which links are somewhat vaguely provided or referred to in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter.
WARNING:
Use of certain of the Behavior, Products and Services discussed or reviewed in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter can lead to community ostracism, impaired vision, loss of hearing, lice, rodent infestation, dandruff, dry cracked skin, itching & burning during urination, severe vomiting, staying up past your bed-time, occasional fainting, liking your eggs cooked Over-easy and eating your toast crust first, and other symptoms & maladies leading up to and/or including Personal Injury or Death!! if not done or used correctly without necessary Personal Protective Equipment and elective 5, 15 or 21 day 18+hr courses at small nominal fees, and/or without the suggested use of a Stand-in stuntman.
WARNING:
It is critical to follow Village advice, Manufacturers' instructions, theAuthors’ directions, all No Trespass!! signs, your Gut Instinct in using such Behavior, Products or Services. It is also critical to Not Follow your curiosity in investigating ANY alleged sightings of cute Village Whale Tail and certainly don’t ever attempt to harpoon any.
THIS LAST PARAGRAPH IS JUST A SUGGESTION:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!!, along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region will not accept any liability for Loss, Damages, Contusions & Abrasions, Injuries, or Death all-be-it to your social life, professional integrity, marriage, your vehicles and snow machines, finances or personal bank account, your daughters pristine reputation resulting from the use or misuse of any such Behavior Products or Services.
You Have Been WARNED!!
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region provides this online Blog/WebLog/Newsletter as a source of diverse Alaska Village entertainment & information to its fun loving dearly appreciated readers.
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region does not warrant or endorse the Behavior, Products or Services written about, experienced, touted, displayed, advertised or reviewed in this online Blog/WebLog/Newsletter.
WARNING:
The views and statements of the theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region, Reviewers and Commentators presented in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter are entirely their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region or its affiliates.......Or do they??
(MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and AVA / Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture along with three Hapless Tourists/Visitors decided to stay out of this One.)
WARNING:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!), along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region does not endorse, monitor or warrant the accuracy or reliability of the material, gossip, jokes, hear-say provided in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter or presented at any of the third-party websites to which links are somewhat vaguely provided or referred to in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter.
WARNING:
Use of certain of the Behavior, Products and Services discussed or reviewed in this Blog/WebLog/Newsletter can lead to community ostracism, impaired vision, loss of hearing, lice, rodent infestation, dandruff, dry cracked skin, itching & burning during urination, severe vomiting, staying up past your bed-time, occasional fainting, liking your eggs cooked Over-easy and eating your toast crust first, and other symptoms & maladies leading up to and/or including Personal Injury or Death!! if not done or used correctly without necessary Personal Protective Equipment and elective 5, 15 or 21 day 18+hr courses at small nominal fees, and/or without the suggested use of a Stand-in stuntman.
WARNING:
It is critical to follow Village advice, Manufacturers' instructions, theAuthors’ directions, all No Trespass!! signs, your Gut Instinct in using such Behavior, Products or Services. It is also critical to Not Follow your curiosity in investigating ANY alleged sightings of cute Village Whale Tail and certainly don’t ever attempt to harpoon any.
THIS LAST PARAGRAPH IS JUST A SUGGESTION:
theSam!!, YVC Inc (doh!!), YourVillageCalled!!, along with the 3 collective regions of YVC Inc (doh!!) villages all acronymed-BEHEMOTH, YAHOO, HOOLIGANS, including MFANNG - Member Federation Alaska Native Non-profit Groups, a Subsidiary of YVC Inc (doh!!) and Amalgamated Villages-Alaska joint venture and the occasional Hapless Tourist/Visitor to the YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) region will not accept any liability for Loss, Damages, Contusions & Abrasions, Injuries, or Death all-be-it to your social life, professional integrity, marriage, your vehicles and snow machines, finances or personal bank account, your daughters pristine reputation resulting from the use or misuse of any such Behavior Products or Services.
You Have Been WARNED!!
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