theSam!!
Well, Alaska winter is Over.
You’ve all caught theCold, you’ve caught theFlu,
now catch theSam!! in your Inboxes or better yet.....at a Blog near you!!
http://alaskavillagetales.blogspot.com/
Aachooo!!
“gushundeit!!”
theSam!!
who got stuck in his CrownVictoria once because the reading magazines, newspapers, extra handcuffs, poptarts and boxed milk in theFront of his Outer Ballistic Vest shifted-pinning him for several hours outside the home of DV victim *name deleted*.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers to have been recipient of one too many spongy practice baton strikes to theHead at VPSO academy.
theSam!!
considered to be 'a God' by his VPSO colleagues because he took his 5 second Tazer Electronic Weapon ride in front facing theVPSO Director/AST Sgt. The other wimped out Officers just got a panzy ass jolt from having an electrode taped to their leg/butt and shoulder for a quick ON/OFF. Losers.
theSam!!
who's all about Not censoring or black marking anything, like that black mark across one of Britney Spears' tabloid pics.. Oh wait.
That wasn't a censor marker slip, it Really was a teensy tineee black mini.
My bad. sorry!!
theSam!!
....commented on this thought a few posts back.
Something about the Spring 06 release of the YVC Inc Region wide Exorcism DVD set and vhs and lost audio archives combo pack?
We're trying to secure music clip rites from Metallica, Godsmack, Voivod, Slayer, Pat Boone & Ronnie Milsap.
But step back for a moment and bear with me here.
My most active moments in theVillage have been just after Evangelists and other Christian types come to theVillage.
Summer time is the busiest for me, and I'll certainly never forget my first months in theVillage. Month 4 was a big state-wide
(and I'm not talking of female girth here)
gathering in theVillage, People gathered in the school gym and sang, worshipped sun up to way past midnight for a week.
They marched around theVillage, casting up a wall I guess, and other public displays.
Then I get baptized into the LEO brother hood all that month; violent DV calls, gun calls, assaults, sex assaults and it never quit.
If you ask me, I think that exorcism...no..
..That possession now is on a grand scale and much more subtle.
Because I see "other" people and hunger, anger, rage in the eyes of some Villagers that when they are "normal", such things aren't part of their personality. But is there when they're under the influence of drugs & alcohol.
But *another forum member* speaks best I think, know that such things exist and stay away from them and all gateways that lead to that realm.
theSam!!
whose village followers outnumber Legion, except they carry pitchfork, fire and want to string him up!!
(Dad,mama,, what are you doing??)
theSam!!
considered by many Village kidz to be village champion in consuming "unwanted" Lunchtime tator tots off the Lodge dining room floor.
theSam!!
considered to be the biggest nuisance to Granma around suppertime!!
I love her boiled fruit, salmon soup, cake and meatloaf.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers to be completely unfigure outable!!
theSam!!
after chopping up fire wood and cooking lunch,
theSam!! dons fire resistant undies, nomex Fire gear and leather boots*
After he invigorates himself with a binaca spray-like blast from the OC can and after checking his fire arms to make sure they're topped off with hollowpoint, does carefully approach his PC and slowly, methodically logs onto his many chat & forum sites to see how things are online*
Headphones with Godsmack CD and volume set to 10 along with several villagers in fire gear and Village fire box ready Standing by!! in case theSam!! has been flamed.
theSam!!
considered by some to be theVillage Expert and in the Winter time, just "pert" and a very cold one at that!!
theSam!!
who sent theVillagers home, put the fire engine stuff away and is now listening to GodSmack at high volume while he surfs theNet.
theSam!!
considered to be theExpert on all things VILLAGE!!.....eh, 'except for theIdiot part.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers as the one that Let theDogs out and brought theCats in!
theSam!!
considered by many alaskans to be theFirst VPSO to ever have Village Council penned Resolutions named after him!! And he's never ever been to those 100+ villages!
theSam!!
theFirst thing to go out theVillage during yearly Spring cleaning!
theSam!!
who's still having an email dispute with Mailor Damaeon. "who the heck is he and why is he still in my inbox?"
theSam!!
rumored to have 9 toes after practicing "quick draw" with his Glock 17 pistol at theDump.
theSam!!
considered by YVC Inc (doh) to be their biggest hiring mistake this side of the 3 ring midget circus for the new building dedication in 2002.
theSam!!
testing the holding capabilities of his uniform belt by maxing out with enough hardware to outfit 3 City Police Dept's. Pants up!!, pants down.
theSam!!
who's taken so many pics of theVillagers that he can clear out any house party just by stating, "Say Cheese!"
theSam!!
dumbfounding his OC instructors every year at Regional Trainings & recerts when upon getting face-ful of OC spray says; "theVillage girls got stronger stuff than that"
More sillies to come.
You’ve all caught theCold, you’ve caught theFlu,
now catch theSam!! in your Inboxes or better yet.....at a Blog near you!!
http://alaskavillagetales.blogspot.com/
Aachooo!!
“gushundeit!!”
theSam!!
who got stuck in his CrownVictoria once because the reading magazines, newspapers, extra handcuffs, poptarts and boxed milk in theFront of his Outer Ballistic Vest shifted-pinning him for several hours outside the home of DV victim *name deleted*.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers to have been recipient of one too many spongy practice baton strikes to theHead at VPSO academy.
theSam!!
considered to be 'a God' by his VPSO colleagues because he took his 5 second Tazer Electronic Weapon ride in front facing theVPSO Director/AST Sgt. The other wimped out Officers just got a panzy ass jolt from having an electrode taped to their leg/butt and shoulder for a quick ON/OFF. Losers.
theSam!!
who's all about Not censoring or black marking anything, like that black mark across one of Britney Spears' tabloid pics.. Oh wait.
That wasn't a censor marker slip, it Really was a teensy tineee black mini.
My bad. sorry!!
theSam!!
....commented on this thought a few posts back.
Something about the Spring 06 release of the YVC Inc Region wide Exorcism DVD set and vhs and lost audio archives combo pack?
We're trying to secure music clip rites from Metallica, Godsmack, Voivod, Slayer, Pat Boone & Ronnie Milsap.
But step back for a moment and bear with me here.
My most active moments in theVillage have been just after Evangelists and other Christian types come to theVillage.
Summer time is the busiest for me, and I'll certainly never forget my first months in theVillage. Month 4 was a big state-wide
(and I'm not talking of female girth here)
gathering in theVillage, People gathered in the school gym and sang, worshipped sun up to way past midnight for a week.
They marched around theVillage, casting up a wall I guess, and other public displays.
Then I get baptized into the LEO brother hood all that month; violent DV calls, gun calls, assaults, sex assaults and it never quit.
If you ask me, I think that exorcism...no..
..That possession now is on a grand scale and much more subtle.
Because I see "other" people and hunger, anger, rage in the eyes of some Villagers that when they are "normal", such things aren't part of their personality. But is there when they're under the influence of drugs & alcohol.
But *another forum member* speaks best I think, know that such things exist and stay away from them and all gateways that lead to that realm.
theSam!!
whose village followers outnumber Legion, except they carry pitchfork, fire and want to string him up!!
(Dad,mama,, what are you doing??)
theSam!!
considered by many Village kidz to be village champion in consuming "unwanted" Lunchtime tator tots off the Lodge dining room floor.
theSam!!
considered to be the biggest nuisance to Granma around suppertime!!
I love her boiled fruit, salmon soup, cake and meatloaf.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers to be completely unfigure outable!!
theSam!!
after chopping up fire wood and cooking lunch,
theSam!! dons fire resistant undies, nomex Fire gear and leather boots*
After he invigorates himself with a binaca spray-like blast from the OC can and after checking his fire arms to make sure they're topped off with hollowpoint, does carefully approach his PC and slowly, methodically logs onto his many chat & forum sites to see how things are online*
Headphones with Godsmack CD and volume set to 10 along with several villagers in fire gear and Village fire box ready Standing by!! in case theSam!! has been flamed.
theSam!!
considered by some to be theVillage Expert and in the Winter time, just "pert" and a very cold one at that!!
theSam!!
who sent theVillagers home, put the fire engine stuff away and is now listening to GodSmack at high volume while he surfs theNet.
theSam!!
considered to be theExpert on all things VILLAGE!!.....eh, 'except for theIdiot part.
theSam!!
considered by many Villagers as the one that Let theDogs out and brought theCats in!
theSam!!
considered by many alaskans to be theFirst VPSO to ever have Village Council penned Resolutions named after him!! And he's never ever been to those 100+ villages!
theSam!!
theFirst thing to go out theVillage during yearly Spring cleaning!
theSam!!
who's still having an email dispute with Mailor Damaeon. "who the heck is he and why is he still in my inbox?"
theSam!!
rumored to have 9 toes after practicing "quick draw" with his Glock 17 pistol at theDump.
theSam!!
considered by YVC Inc (doh) to be their biggest hiring mistake this side of the 3 ring midget circus for the new building dedication in 2002.
theSam!!
testing the holding capabilities of his uniform belt by maxing out with enough hardware to outfit 3 City Police Dept's. Pants up!!, pants down.
theSam!!
who's taken so many pics of theVillagers that he can clear out any house party just by stating, "Say Cheese!"
theSam!!
dumbfounding his OC instructors every year at Regional Trainings & recerts when upon getting face-ful of OC spray says; "theVillage girls got stronger stuff than that"
More sillies to come.
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