theSam!! still Crazy After All These Years!!
theSam!!,
still Crazy After All These Years!!
........erh
Did we mention that he's also Unemployed too!?
theSam!!
doing unto Villagers what he certainly hopes will never be done to Him!!
theSam!!
more fun than a Night in Jail!!
His Nasally Whine is non Alcoholic
Yet oddly enough, you keep hearing it and you keep drinking.
theSam!!
still not sure if theUpperBout and theLowerBout has anything to do with anatomy
of his Violin and more to do with an DVE/domestic violence event at theTop (north end) of theVillage!! or towards theBottom (south end) of theVillage!!
theSam!!
still not sure if theTailpiece!! has anything to do with anatomy of his Violin and more to do with a well rounded posterior of any cute VillageChick!!
Spankable!!
theSam!!
still Lazy after all these Years
preferring instead, to just spray interior of theHouse with OC and step outside waiting for theCoughing Misdemeanants to run out into his waiting, everlasting, Loving arms!!
preferring instead to Not Chase any fleeing Villagers, but just waiting around for 20mins and then heading to their homes and often catching them watching tv or listening to headphones.
Oddly enough one slippery VillageChick!! was on the run for 2 weeks, first escaping by running away and then after using nearly a gallon of crisco oil for lubricant she got her wrists/hands free of theCuffs!!
(hey, it was a quick detention, Stupid me forgot to LOCK theCuffs in place after making Sure that they were on over theWrists adequately)
theSam!!
who's Daily Agenda includes,
-Getting free food from as many talkative Granma's and cute Hot VillageChixxx!! as possible,
-Getting at least one/ein/Uno/Wanji/1 Sled dog per day to ride with him to theDump!!
-Getting to pat as many "Babybumps!!" (prego VillageChixxx!!) as possible in theVillage!!
d:oD
-Itemizing various food, tools, equipment items inside theFront pocket area of his OuterBallisticVest (where he basically keeps theHouse!!) and arranging all things alphabetically and by purchase & appointed use date!!
-telling himself that it's not theSize of theAngry Village mom that he needs to worry about when dealing with truant kidz, it's theSmall Mean lil' old Native woman with theHard Willow wood cane that he needs to fear.
-telling himself, Hey you!! Comb your hair and wash your face at least, goodness, you look like a car wreck staying up all day and night,
go back to theLodge and eat something, better yet, stop by Granma So-n-So's and eat!! You need a break. Get out of theVillage more, Learn to Fly or something.
-Various 30day, 60day, 90day and 5yr, 10yr dates that oddly enough, Coincide with various people sent away for minor infractions in theVillage!! like, oh I dunno- Assault, DUI, Sexual Assault, Attempted murder, etc.
theSam!!
wondering if theTires!! on his Pickup /POV/personal owned vehicle were made by Dunflops!! instead of by Dunlop.
Hey....
*looking*
at all theVehicle's parked around theLodge and seeing that his patrol vehicle is STILL the only one wearing tires from Firestone d:o(
Weren't those the tires that exploded during high speeds and caused car cra??....
theSam!!
spring flowers bring may showers.....
Not to mention spring corporation dividends for theVillage!!
....and bootleggers,
....and more DVE's,
.....and more impounded car fund$ for theCouncil,
.....and more headaches for theVillage Public Safety Officer
theSam!!
on this day in history just a few years ago,
he was being chased through theVillage!! by some happy school kids as theVillage!! wound down the school year and ended it all with an all day picnic next to theVillage Dancehall.
Next the coming summer would begin with a Hoe down!!
erh.....
not THAT kind of Hoedown, the country & western music dance type of celebration,
but an Actual Hoe being put down,
bit first into theGround as theSam!! supervises theSummer seasons first work crews of Errant angry (on probation!!) teens and a few older Adults as they all spruce up theVillage,
clean up the messes they made, make restitution for damage they did erhm...
to his home, his vehicles etc.
it don't get any better than this!!
luvs,
theYVC Inc's (doh!!) best VPSO & certainly theHeaviest one at 240lbs.
erh... it's theBody armor and theCrap I wear and carry!! yeah, that's it.
theSam!!
-d:oP
still Crazy After All These Years!!
........erh
Did we mention that he's also Unemployed too!?
theSam!!
doing unto Villagers what he certainly hopes will never be done to Him!!
theSam!!
more fun than a Night in Jail!!
His Nasally Whine is non Alcoholic
Yet oddly enough, you keep hearing it and you keep drinking.
theSam!!
still not sure if theUpperBout and theLowerBout has anything to do with anatomy
of his Violin and more to do with an DVE/domestic violence event at theTop (north end) of theVillage!! or towards theBottom (south end) of theVillage!!
theSam!!
still not sure if theTailpiece!! has anything to do with anatomy of his Violin and more to do with a well rounded posterior of any cute VillageChick!!
Spankable!!
theSam!!
still Lazy after all these Years
preferring instead, to just spray interior of theHouse with OC and step outside waiting for theCoughing Misdemeanants to run out into his waiting, everlasting, Loving arms!!
preferring instead to Not Chase any fleeing Villagers, but just waiting around for 20mins and then heading to their homes and often catching them watching tv or listening to headphones.
Oddly enough one slippery VillageChick!! was on the run for 2 weeks, first escaping by running away and then after using nearly a gallon of crisco oil for lubricant she got her wrists/hands free of theCuffs!!
(hey, it was a quick detention, Stupid me forgot to LOCK theCuffs in place after making Sure that they were on over theWrists adequately)
theSam!!
who's Daily Agenda includes,
-Getting free food from as many talkative Granma's and cute Hot VillageChixxx!! as possible,
-Getting at least one/ein/Uno/Wanji/1 Sled dog per day to ride with him to theDump!!
-Getting to pat as many "Babybumps!!" (prego VillageChixxx!!) as possible in theVillage!!
d:oD
-Itemizing various food, tools, equipment items inside theFront pocket area of his OuterBallisticVest (where he basically keeps theHouse!!) and arranging all things alphabetically and by purchase & appointed use date!!
-telling himself that it's not theSize of theAngry Village mom that he needs to worry about when dealing with truant kidz, it's theSmall Mean lil' old Native woman with theHard Willow wood cane that he needs to fear.
-telling himself, Hey you!! Comb your hair and wash your face at least, goodness, you look like a car wreck staying up all day and night,
go back to theLodge and eat something, better yet, stop by Granma So-n-So's and eat!! You need a break. Get out of theVillage more, Learn to Fly or something.
-Various 30day, 60day, 90day and 5yr, 10yr dates that oddly enough, Coincide with various people sent away for minor infractions in theVillage!! like, oh I dunno- Assault, DUI, Sexual Assault, Attempted murder, etc.
theSam!!
wondering if theTires!! on his Pickup /POV/personal owned vehicle were made by Dunflops!! instead of by Dunlop.
Hey....
*looking*
at all theVehicle's parked around theLodge and seeing that his patrol vehicle is STILL the only one wearing tires from Firestone d:o(
Weren't those the tires that exploded during high speeds and caused car cra??....
theSam!!
spring flowers bring may showers.....
Not to mention spring corporation dividends for theVillage!!
....and bootleggers,
....and more DVE's,
.....and more impounded car fund$ for theCouncil,
.....and more headaches for theVillage Public Safety Officer
theSam!!
on this day in history just a few years ago,
he was being chased through theVillage!! by some happy school kids as theVillage!! wound down the school year and ended it all with an all day picnic next to theVillage Dancehall.
Next the coming summer would begin with a Hoe down!!
erh.....
not THAT kind of Hoedown, the country & western music dance type of celebration,
but an Actual Hoe being put down,
bit first into theGround as theSam!! supervises theSummer seasons first work crews of Errant angry (on probation!!) teens and a few older Adults as they all spruce up theVillage,
clean up the messes they made, make restitution for damage they did erhm...
to his home, his vehicles etc.
it don't get any better than this!!
luvs,
theYVC Inc's (doh!!) best VPSO & certainly theHeaviest one at 240lbs.
erh... it's theBody armor and theCrap I wear and carry!! yeah, that's it.
theSam!!
-d:oP
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