VillageSloganz!! Part Doh!!
More Village Sloganz
theSam!!
powered by PopTarts & BoxMilk!!
Motivated by good clean living Villagers
theSam!!
if Hating him is wrong, no one wants to be Right!!
theSam!!
like a Bug on theWindshield of Village!!
theSam!!
his Rep & Results can’t be Beat!! Just his Villagers
theSam!!
theRealThing!!
and while we’re at it, he’s really annoying too!!
really weird, really dumb, really stupid and I mean..
really!! come on!!
theSam!!
making Village!! dreams come true for theLast 2.5 yrs,
but only if you aspire to spend hours on end in Custody in Cuffs!!
and then to spend a few weeks or a few years in Jail!!
theSam!!
there is no Life without theSam!!
he’s nonstop entertainment. I mean, you shoulda’ heard him at last months
VillageCouncil meeting expecting us to help out in keeping alcohol out of
theVillage!!, and then there was the time when..........
theSam!!
making sure that Your Future is shiny and bright........per every 1.5million candle
power SpotLight he uses each month!!
theSam!!
you’ve got it!!
gee, sure wish our village men had it too
just like him.
theSam!!
if you’re happy and you know it-”Clap!!”
but after he refuses your drunken offerings you go party down theStreet and
in a week, a Villager hastily drives into theCity and returns with Pills and other Meds
because of you!!
theSam!!
theVillageBoy!!
theVillagePunchingBag!!
theVill
a heck with it..
Next!!
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theAlaskanPrincess!!
abusing theHelp worldwide!!
....and how!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
theEmployees have Escaped.......Completely!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
come spend your summer on Her!!
beside Her, under Her, behind Her!!
Inside her...
theAlaskanPrincess!!
exploiting Alaska for over 5,000yrs!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
toasting 2007 and Blonde!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
help Wanted.........please apply upon Cleavage!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
Alaska’s original IceQueen!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
catch theSpirit!!
catch theCold!!
catch theFish!!
and catch an Cute seasonal employee if you can!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
I wish I was an AlaskanPrincess!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
where is thePrincess!! anyway?!
Probably out in theVillage!! exploiting theLocals and getting Booze for her Employees again.
theAlaskanPrincess!!
everyone should believe in theAlaskanPrincess!! or else she’ll kick your ass damnit!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
she’s #1 and don’t you forget it!!
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theVillageChixxx!!
future AlaskanPrincesses in theMaking!!
theVillageChixxx!!
are your friends!!
But only close to your Paydays and never during 5 days of theMonth!!
theVillageChixxx!!
are completely NonStop!!
And often only when being transported off to Jail in theCity.
theVillageChixxx!!
you see this moniker and you think “Dirty”,
we see your name and we think “Money, Prestige, Booze!!”
theVillageChixxx!!
where’s your VillageChick!!
Probably working for theAlaskanPrincess!! or else in jail from beating up on several
of them at theResort Lodge.
theVillageChixxx!!
and on the 8thDay God created VillageChixxx!!
He saw that they were Bad and that was Good.
theVillageChixxx!!
hocus pocus,
if my eyes could only focus
upon theMan in Brown talking to me.
theVillageChixxx!!
summer time swimming in theRiver like fish, and Drinking like one too!!
theVillageChixxx!!
a Chick!! in every VPSO’s house,
a Chick!! in every VPSO’s car and most often,
Pot & Alcohol in every VillageChick!!
theVillageChixxx!!
we’ve got our Boys whole world in our Hands!!
And we s-q-u-e-e-z-e and Twist real hard too.
theVillageChixxx!!
once you have us, you’ll love us!! or else we’ll boil your dog.....
theVillageChixxx!!
doh my God, it’s an Alaskan VillageChick!!
theVillageChixxx!!
theRealThing!! except for theImplants.
theVillageChixxx!!
how Dry I am, and Blushed too.
Aahhnd. doo yoo have any Pinor Vintige, *hiccup!!*
any Veeno, any....
Ahh hell, just gimmee the hole bottl
*passes Out*
theVillageChixxx!!
puttin’ on theRitz!!
cracker that is, topping it with Salmon and cheese
whilest theBoyfriend runs to town and buys more food!!
theVillageChixxx!!
our Boyfriendz beat everything....including Us!!
theVillageChixxx!!
as Good as it gets!! at least until another one more prettier comes along!!
theVillageChixxx!!
my Other boyfriend is theVPSO!!
theVillageChixxx!!
think Different, think outside theBlonde!!
think of us, theVillageChixxx!!
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theVillage!!
what now!? is it our turn??
theVillage!!
Are we better off than we were 2.5 yrs ago?!
theVillage!!
Can theSam!!, Ban theMan!!
theVillage!!
free us from VPSO oppression!!
theVillage!!
DVE blue and VPSO gold!!
theVillage!!
guided by theMag-Light, then Hit with it!!
theVillage!!
looking our gift (flying) horse in theMouth, then punching it!!
theVillage!!
Turn Out, in record numbers to denounce theBoys in brown and speak against them.
Burn Out, their homes and office buildings when gathering doesn’t work.
Run Out!! straight out of theVillage!! when all else fails.
theVillage!!
saturday in thePark, and still there passed out come Monday morning!!
theVillage!!
Sammy Sammy Out Out Out!!
theVillage!!
everyone loves theVillage!!
theVillage!!
theVPSO’s are like theEnergizerBunny,
they keep going and going and going and going....Out!!
theVillage!!
Let us Pray for More!! (alcohol)
this is my Sam!!
there are many like him in our Region but this one is mine.My Sam!! is my friend, he is my Life. He looks after us when we’re too Intoxicated to care for ourselves and he mends us, tends to us and stitches us back up,
cares for our kids and babies when needed and he faces dangerous people and dangerous elements to do his job in theVillage each day and he does it unflinching and without fear.
I must learn to master him as I must master my Village life, though lately my so called life is getting out of hand.
Without me my Sam!! is useless, as I or my relatives keep him busy each day and night.
Without my Sam!!, I am useless, his records and accounts of criminal activities keeps theNonProfit & State monies flowing and Rolling into theRegion,
keeps theVillageCouncil in theGreen and I get my monthly State Aid and corporation dividends also.
I must eventually fire theVPSO from his Safety work after he becomes too effective
in my Village, sad but true. Either that or we run him out of theVillage!! one way or another.
I must stagger straighter than my Inebriate Relatives who is trying to out Sober me during theField Sobriety Tests administered by theSam!! when he stops us while driving.
I must spot him before he spots me by parking my vehicle and walking on ahead and watching theRoad ahead with binoculars and using short range radios talking with my Relatives in theVillage!! to see where he is.
I will.
Before God I swear this Inebriate Creed.
My Relatives and myself are defenders of my Village and it’s Inebriate way of Life.
We are the master of our enemy theState, theNonProfit and it’s VPSO’s, of theSam!!
We are the Saviors of my life if, if you can call this living!!
So beat it and our Women & children, our girlfriends,
until there is no enemy, but peace.
Peace from Village Public Safety.
Shame On!! (me)
At Ease!!
Goodnight ladies!
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theVPSO!!
don’t forget your friendly man.. don’t... uh..
Who!?
theVPSO??
send in theClowns!!
theVPSO!!
doh, doh and Dowh!!
theVPSO!!
for Village Council President!! Ha!!,
and our Regional Villages are completely dry too!!
theVPSO!!
a little bit like Heaven,
with Patience of a Saint when consorting with Sinners,
and resourceful enough to beat you with your own Pitchfork if you get out of line!!
theVPSO!!
discover theWorld of your local Officer,
it’s that small 8x10 holding cell in his office!!
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theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
empowers you, enlightens you,
lifts you Up to new understanding!!
by slipping you drinks on theSide until you’re falling down drunk
and fighting mad ready to go looking for theVPSO!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
nonStop fun and excitement!!
at least while theVPSO is driving his Prisoners to theCity!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
theEnd is near and really W - I - D - E
Better lay off theFries for a week, and theCheesecake, and theIceCream
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
magic shows every time theVPSO pops in,
see an Entire Bar disappear in half a second behind fake walls & paneling!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
Inspiring Minds while Emptying Behinds everywhere!!
or at least where and when theVirus strikes you suddenly
and you have to spend a few hours in theOuthouse!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
building Smiles one burger at a time!!
We get a kick out of theSam!! ordering a Double cheese
and drawing happy faces in ketsup & mustard on the burger and bun.
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
always high Prices and low, low shades and blinds!!
Is he driving around!?, Quick, pull the Curtains.
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d:oD
theSam!!
powered by PopTarts & BoxMilk!!
Motivated by good clean living Villagers
theSam!!
if Hating him is wrong, no one wants to be Right!!
theSam!!
like a Bug on theWindshield of Village!!
theSam!!
his Rep & Results can’t be Beat!! Just his Villagers
theSam!!
theRealThing!!
and while we’re at it, he’s really annoying too!!
really weird, really dumb, really stupid and I mean..
really!! come on!!
theSam!!
making Village!! dreams come true for theLast 2.5 yrs,
but only if you aspire to spend hours on end in Custody in Cuffs!!
and then to spend a few weeks or a few years in Jail!!
theSam!!
there is no Life without theSam!!
he’s nonstop entertainment. I mean, you shoulda’ heard him at last months
VillageCouncil meeting expecting us to help out in keeping alcohol out of
theVillage!!, and then there was the time when..........
theSam!!
making sure that Your Future is shiny and bright........per every 1.5million candle
power SpotLight he uses each month!!
theSam!!
you’ve got it!!
gee, sure wish our village men had it too
just like him.
theSam!!
if you’re happy and you know it-”Clap!!”
but after he refuses your drunken offerings you go party down theStreet and
in a week, a Villager hastily drives into theCity and returns with Pills and other Meds
because of you!!
theSam!!
theVillageBoy!!
theVillagePunchingBag!!
theVill
a heck with it..
Next!!
------------------
theAlaskanPrincess!!
abusing theHelp worldwide!!
....and how!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
theEmployees have Escaped.......Completely!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
come spend your summer on Her!!
beside Her, under Her, behind Her!!
Inside her...
theAlaskanPrincess!!
exploiting Alaska for over 5,000yrs!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
toasting 2007 and Blonde!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
help Wanted.........please apply upon Cleavage!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
Alaska’s original IceQueen!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
catch theSpirit!!
catch theCold!!
catch theFish!!
and catch an Cute seasonal employee if you can!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
I wish I was an AlaskanPrincess!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
where is thePrincess!! anyway?!
Probably out in theVillage!! exploiting theLocals and getting Booze for her Employees again.
theAlaskanPrincess!!
everyone should believe in theAlaskanPrincess!! or else she’ll kick your ass damnit!!
theAlaskanPrincess!!
she’s #1 and don’t you forget it!!
-------------------
theVillageChixxx!!
future AlaskanPrincesses in theMaking!!
theVillageChixxx!!
are your friends!!
But only close to your Paydays and never during 5 days of theMonth!!
theVillageChixxx!!
are completely NonStop!!
And often only when being transported off to Jail in theCity.
theVillageChixxx!!
you see this moniker and you think “Dirty”,
we see your name and we think “Money, Prestige, Booze!!”
theVillageChixxx!!
where’s your VillageChick!!
Probably working for theAlaskanPrincess!! or else in jail from beating up on several
of them at theResort Lodge.
theVillageChixxx!!
and on the 8thDay God created VillageChixxx!!
He saw that they were Bad and that was Good.
theVillageChixxx!!
hocus pocus,
if my eyes could only focus
upon theMan in Brown talking to me.
theVillageChixxx!!
summer time swimming in theRiver like fish, and Drinking like one too!!
theVillageChixxx!!
a Chick!! in every VPSO’s house,
a Chick!! in every VPSO’s car and most often,
Pot & Alcohol in every VillageChick!!
theVillageChixxx!!
we’ve got our Boys whole world in our Hands!!
And we s-q-u-e-e-z-e and Twist real hard too.
theVillageChixxx!!
once you have us, you’ll love us!! or else we’ll boil your dog.....
theVillageChixxx!!
doh my God, it’s an Alaskan VillageChick!!
theVillageChixxx!!
theRealThing!! except for theImplants.
theVillageChixxx!!
how Dry I am, and Blushed too.
Aahhnd. doo yoo have any Pinor Vintige, *hiccup!!*
any Veeno, any....
Ahh hell, just gimmee the hole bottl
*passes Out*
theVillageChixxx!!
puttin’ on theRitz!!
cracker that is, topping it with Salmon and cheese
whilest theBoyfriend runs to town and buys more food!!
theVillageChixxx!!
our Boyfriendz beat everything....including Us!!
theVillageChixxx!!
as Good as it gets!! at least until another one more prettier comes along!!
theVillageChixxx!!
my Other boyfriend is theVPSO!!
theVillageChixxx!!
think Different, think outside theBlonde!!
think of us, theVillageChixxx!!
------------------
theVillage!!
what now!? is it our turn??
theVillage!!
Are we better off than we were 2.5 yrs ago?!
theVillage!!
Can theSam!!, Ban theMan!!
theVillage!!
free us from VPSO oppression!!
theVillage!!
DVE blue and VPSO gold!!
theVillage!!
guided by theMag-Light, then Hit with it!!
theVillage!!
looking our gift (flying) horse in theMouth, then punching it!!
theVillage!!
Turn Out, in record numbers to denounce theBoys in brown and speak against them.
Burn Out, their homes and office buildings when gathering doesn’t work.
Run Out!! straight out of theVillage!! when all else fails.
theVillage!!
saturday in thePark, and still there passed out come Monday morning!!
theVillage!!
Sammy Sammy Out Out Out!!
theVillage!!
everyone loves theVillage!!
theVillage!!
theVPSO’s are like theEnergizerBunny,
they keep going and going and going and going....Out!!
theVillage!!
Let us Pray for More!! (alcohol)
this is my Sam!!
there are many like him in our Region but this one is mine.My Sam!! is my friend, he is my Life. He looks after us when we’re too Intoxicated to care for ourselves and he mends us, tends to us and stitches us back up,
cares for our kids and babies when needed and he faces dangerous people and dangerous elements to do his job in theVillage each day and he does it unflinching and without fear.
I must learn to master him as I must master my Village life, though lately my so called life is getting out of hand.
Without me my Sam!! is useless, as I or my relatives keep him busy each day and night.
Without my Sam!!, I am useless, his records and accounts of criminal activities keeps theNonProfit & State monies flowing and Rolling into theRegion,
keeps theVillageCouncil in theGreen and I get my monthly State Aid and corporation dividends also.
I must eventually fire theVPSO from his Safety work after he becomes too effective
in my Village, sad but true. Either that or we run him out of theVillage!! one way or another.
I must stagger straighter than my Inebriate Relatives who is trying to out Sober me during theField Sobriety Tests administered by theSam!! when he stops us while driving.
I must spot him before he spots me by parking my vehicle and walking on ahead and watching theRoad ahead with binoculars and using short range radios talking with my Relatives in theVillage!! to see where he is.
I will.
Before God I swear this Inebriate Creed.
My Relatives and myself are defenders of my Village and it’s Inebriate way of Life.
We are the master of our enemy theState, theNonProfit and it’s VPSO’s, of theSam!!
We are the Saviors of my life if, if you can call this living!!
So beat it and our Women & children, our girlfriends,
until there is no enemy, but peace.
Peace from Village Public Safety.
Shame On!! (me)
At Ease!!
Goodnight ladies!
------------------
theVPSO!!
don’t forget your friendly man.. don’t... uh..
Who!?
theVPSO??
send in theClowns!!
theVPSO!!
doh, doh and Dowh!!
theVPSO!!
for Village Council President!! Ha!!,
and our Regional Villages are completely dry too!!
theVPSO!!
a little bit like Heaven,
with Patience of a Saint when consorting with Sinners,
and resourceful enough to beat you with your own Pitchfork if you get out of line!!
theVPSO!!
discover theWorld of your local Officer,
it’s that small 8x10 holding cell in his office!!
---------------------
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
empowers you, enlightens you,
lifts you Up to new understanding!!
by slipping you drinks on theSide until you’re falling down drunk
and fighting mad ready to go looking for theVPSO!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
nonStop fun and excitement!!
at least while theVPSO is driving his Prisoners to theCity!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
theEnd is near and really W - I - D - E
Better lay off theFries for a week, and theCheesecake, and theIceCream
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
magic shows every time theVPSO pops in,
see an Entire Bar disappear in half a second behind fake walls & paneling!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
Inspiring Minds while Emptying Behinds everywhere!!
or at least where and when theVirus strikes you suddenly
and you have to spend a few hours in theOuthouse!!
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
building Smiles one burger at a time!!
We get a kick out of theSam!! ordering a Double cheese
and drawing happy faces in ketsup & mustard on the burger and bun.
theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill
always high Prices and low, low shades and blinds!!
Is he driving around!?, Quick, pull the Curtains.
<<>>
d:oD
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