theSam!! gets....

you get to Read it here first!!....

or it Posts more and more silliness Weeee!,

again Blank Stare

theSam!!’s Duties (sigh)

theSam!!’s barDuties - SetUp & SideWork

theSam!!‘s morning Bar Duties

-it Sets theTables!!
or it gets theBarStools across the back again Wink

-it Makes sure there are plenty of “To-Go” containers in theBreadStations and at theServer!! stations when room allows!!
or it gets no extra food to take home at shift end Sad

-it Double checks theBarMenus and it discards any spotted, dirty and outdated menus and replaces these from theGM’s office.
And stop “Looking” at the walking “woMenus”. Tongue out or it gets thePaperCuts again

-it Fills theSalt & Pepper shakerz without sneezing ever!! or it gets theCayenne Pepper-sprinkled-on-FleshBreast-mask again Weeee!

-it Sets Up theCatsup & Mustard stations!! or it gets fed hamburgers and cheeseSandwiches for a week and WON’T be allowed to draw HappyFaces on the meats again Sad

-it Polishes theSilverware before RollingUp, and there’d better be at least 50 RollUps at each ServerStation at any time!!
or it gets a sleepytime Spooning from a FaveServerGirl!!.......with Her Clothes ON.... WTH again

-it Polishes theGlassware as it comes from theDishwasher (even if IT has to be theDW again) machine (get all Lipstick marks)!!
or it gets sent back to theDishPits again!! WTF

-it Writes daily Specials on theSandwichBoard, and it WILL not ever post theGM’s adultFriendMinder weblink!!
or IT gets to WEAR theSign again!! tongue-out
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theSam!!’s evening Bar Duties WTF

-it Breaks down any Tables and moves any Stools not needed for theDanceNight moshPits!!
or it gets thrown to the 21yr olds on Exstacy as they hipHop to DigitalUnderground, BeatBoxBoyz and Merlhaggerd....again glaring

-it Removes the “To-Go” boxes and any other flammables from theBreadStations and Server!! station so that theDrugged up 21yr olds won’t set fire to theBar!! or it gets theBicLighter to theManBoobs again Grin

-it Makes sure there are plenty of TakeOut Menus available and we don’t mean half theServerGirl!!Staff & 8 BarMaids!!
or it gets to TAKE OUT theMenu’s on payday, thus negating ANY chances of buying itself ANY cheeseCake......again Uh Oh

-it Rewrites theSandwichBoard for Dinner and Nightly specials and then puts away at end of Shift, and if by nights end, if theGM doesn’t have any prospects from her AdultWeb-link you posted earlier,
or it gets to babysit her after she feels rejected & consoles herself by getting wasted.....again Arrgh!

-it Makes sure there are plenty of CocktailNapkins at theBarServer well, and yes, there’d better be Strings or Wings on those HeavyFlow absorption products!! or it gets to Lick Up any menses messess again Crying

And take off that damn mask..... again!!
glare

-theSam!! STILL NOT wanted in 300+ Villages and 48, 49...50 States!
-HeavyMetal guitar!!
Standard tune is Easter Bunny Gets Drunk At Easter: EADGBE.

but there's more
EMETIB
EMTAEB
UOYFFE
UOYYEH
MASHET
REDUOL
ENUTNI
FAEDMI
NOKCOR
VTANMI

luvs,
theSam!!

Samuel L Flyinghorse
Anchorage, Alaska!!

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