theToque!! Gets Torqued!!
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theToque!! gets Torqued
theSam!! looks at his Inbox and answers his Comments.
COMMENTS
I found theVariety of foods available here to be most excellent, better than most flopHouse!! establishments I’ve eaten at,
theHelp!! was very courteous and I say, that I have indeed found a friend in “JussSqueezya!!” I believe she’s theOne working theLate shift?!
Signed: Apt D
theSam!!'s RESPONSE
Thank you so much for your comments Apt D. Sorry that you’re not here anymore, you moved out suddenly!!
Yes, I too found a friend in “JussSqueezie!!”.
I guess you’ve just answered my questions on where my CheeseCake platter from Carrs went too, and I never even got a bite.
Perhaps you also saw theJuice and my last can of soup?! I mean, weren’t you the one that got into my Juice during one of your diabetic induced episodes last year when I first moved in?!
Glad to see that I not only fed myself, but YOU too sir.
Signed!!: Apt 3 b
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COMMENTS
theServerGirls!! that eat Subs & Burritos are very rude and mostly ignore customers standing in line.
They only try to look good in front of HigherManagement,
It’s very rude to yell at a buying customer!! d:o<
Signed: A buying customer!! d:o(
theRESPONSE!!
I’m very sorry that you have not received the service that we want to provide and that you deserve to have.
I will X-bound our SandwichGirl!! nude and beat some customer service skills into her with one of her small CuttingBoards (thePaddle shaped one)
Thank you for sharing and once again, I’m sorry that your experience here was less than the best!!
uhh... btw, were you standing next to a largeNosed Native man!?
He sometimes gets yelled at by theFrontOfHouseGirls!!, perhaps this was the case, and it was not YOU being sworn at,
but still, it’s been a week since I beat any kids around here.
As for theServerGirls!! looking good for us, No they don’t, They look GOOD for Everyone!! d:oD
Signed: theHigherManagement!!
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COMMENTS
I very much appreciated Sienna’s hospitality, as she went out of her way last night to help me and my dad, after working hard all day into late night, it is hard to work that way sometimes but she was nice.
Signed: Son E. Boy!!
theRESPONSE!?
Thank you so much for your kind words!! Yes, Sienna is one of a kind!!
You didn’t happen to see which way she went though, after she helped WheelChair your dad out of theBar, no?!
Her “hard working, late late Night shift” as she described to you Hadn’t even started yet because she never clocked in that day, nor did she show UP for work!!
Hope you loved your meal and drinks, and I hope you check your pockets!!
Knowing Sienna, she spent your cash trying to Liberate her Cuban homeland!!
(buying Rum & Coke)
Luvs!!: theSaucy GeneralManager!!
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Something Else toToque about!!
Date
xx/2008
Requested By
a SousChef d:o(
Problem!!
Water will not shut off on Garbage disposal.
SOLUTION Ops/Control
make a Soup and gravies that Sam!! likes and he won’t passively tell you your food is crap and that you should get rid of it!!
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Date
xx/xxx
Requested By
theFrontLine!!
theApparent problem!!
Walk In Freezer door hanging by 1 Bolt.
FIXED BY ServerJen!!
It’s ok, We hid theCheeseCake inside and locked theDoor,
“I” even drove Sam!! home and watched his Apt light go out 2 hrs later,
I don’t know how, but evidently he made it back to work, got past Security,
got into theKitchen and almost got into theCheeseCake.....
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Date
xx/2008
Complained by
theSaladBar&Soup Attendant
Just what theHell theProblem seems to be!!
Soup Pot in Salad station leaking water on the side.
SOLUTION theSaucyGenMan!!
It’s called CONDENSATION!!,
it’s what happens when you have hot liquid Inside and you have Cold ICE sitting next to it at SaladBar,
Just wipe the freakin’ water off dumbass!!
Did you even take basic Science in grade school?!!
Employee relocated to DishPit w/ Sam!!
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Date
xx/2008
theProblem!!
DummoSam!!
theProblem!!’s apparent problem!!
When I eat my Food, everything is “Touching”!!,
*pout*
I don’t like it....... d:o(
FIXED BY theLeadChef,
Sam!!, that’s why we all eat OUT of those divided / portioned carry-Out Covered boxes-so our food won’t touch.
At least U-N-S-T-A-C-K theShotgun pans before you eat from them, then your food won’t touch.
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Date
xx/xxx8
theComplaint
just me.....
It’s problem!!
Sam sad...... d:o(
SOLUTION ShiftLead
Somebody hug Sam!!
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luvs,
theSam!!
samuellflyinghorse
Anchorage, "Alaska!!"
AlaskaVillageTales
theSam!!'s viable Contribution is:
theToque!! gets Torqued
theSam!! looks at his Inbox and answers his Comments.
COMMENTS
I found theVariety of foods available here to be most excellent, better than most flopHouse!! establishments I’ve eaten at,
theHelp!! was very courteous and I say, that I have indeed found a friend in “JussSqueezya!!” I believe she’s theOne working theLate shift?!
Signed: Apt D
theSam!!'s RESPONSE
Thank you so much for your comments Apt D. Sorry that you’re not here anymore, you moved out suddenly!!
Yes, I too found a friend in “JussSqueezie!!”.
I guess you’ve just answered my questions on where my CheeseCake platter from Carrs went too, and I never even got a bite.
Perhaps you also saw theJuice and my last can of soup?! I mean, weren’t you the one that got into my Juice during one of your diabetic induced episodes last year when I first moved in?!
Glad to see that I not only fed myself, but YOU too sir.
Signed!!: Apt 3 b
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COMMENTS
theServerGirls!! that eat Subs & Burritos are very rude and mostly ignore customers standing in line.
They only try to look good in front of HigherManagement,
It’s very rude to yell at a buying customer!! d:o<
Signed: A buying customer!! d:o(
theRESPONSE!!
I’m very sorry that you have not received the service that we want to provide and that you deserve to have.
I will X-bound our SandwichGirl!! nude and beat some customer service skills into her with one of her small CuttingBoards (thePaddle shaped one)
Thank you for sharing and once again, I’m sorry that your experience here was less than the best!!
uhh... btw, were you standing next to a largeNosed Native man!?
He sometimes gets yelled at by theFrontOfHouseGirls!!, perhaps this was the case, and it was not YOU being sworn at,
but still, it’s been a week since I beat any kids around here.
As for theServerGirls!! looking good for us, No they don’t, They look GOOD for Everyone!! d:oD
Signed: theHigherManagement!!
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COMMENTS
I very much appreciated Sienna’s hospitality, as she went out of her way last night to help me and my dad, after working hard all day into late night, it is hard to work that way sometimes but she was nice.
Signed: Son E. Boy!!
theRESPONSE!?
Thank you so much for your kind words!! Yes, Sienna is one of a kind!!
You didn’t happen to see which way she went though, after she helped WheelChair your dad out of theBar, no?!
Her “hard working, late late Night shift” as she described to you Hadn’t even started yet because she never clocked in that day, nor did she show UP for work!!
Hope you loved your meal and drinks, and I hope you check your pockets!!
Knowing Sienna, she spent your cash trying to Liberate her Cuban homeland!!
(buying Rum & Coke)
Luvs!!: theSaucy GeneralManager!!
--------
Something Else toToque about!!
Date
xx/2008
Requested By
a SousChef d:o(
Problem!!
Water will not shut off on Garbage disposal.
SOLUTION Ops/Control
make a Soup and gravies that Sam!! likes and he won’t passively tell you your food is crap and that you should get rid of it!!
----------------------
Date
xx/xxx
Requested By
theFrontLine!!
theApparent problem!!
Walk In Freezer door hanging by 1 Bolt.
FIXED BY ServerJen!!
It’s ok, We hid theCheeseCake inside and locked theDoor,
“I” even drove Sam!! home and watched his Apt light go out 2 hrs later,
I don’t know how, but evidently he made it back to work, got past Security,
got into theKitchen and almost got into theCheeseCake.....
-----------------------
Date
xx/2008
Complained by
theSaladBar&Soup Attendant
Just what theHell theProblem seems to be!!
Soup Pot in Salad station leaking water on the side.
SOLUTION theSaucyGenMan!!
It’s called CONDENSATION!!,
it’s what happens when you have hot liquid Inside and you have Cold ICE sitting next to it at SaladBar,
Just wipe the freakin’ water off dumbass!!
Did you even take basic Science in grade school?!!
Employee relocated to DishPit w/ Sam!!
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Date
xx/2008
theProblem!!
DummoSam!!
theProblem!!’s apparent problem!!
When I eat my Food, everything is “Touching”!!,
*pout*
I don’t like it....... d:o(
FIXED BY theLeadChef,
Sam!!, that’s why we all eat OUT of those divided / portioned carry-Out Covered boxes-so our food won’t touch.
At least U-N-S-T-A-C-K theShotgun pans before you eat from them, then your food won’t touch.
-----------------------
Date
xx/xxx8
theComplaint
just me.....
It’s problem!!
Sam sad...... d:o(
SOLUTION ShiftLead
Somebody hug Sam!!
-------
luvs,
theSam!!
samuellflyinghorse
Anchorage, "Alaska!!"
AlaskaVillageTales
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