YourVillageCalled!! (doh!!) Goes Postal!!!!
YVC had a Hiccup
HICCUP-Highland Interior Council of Chiefs (under protest).
Lend a warm welcome to our newest committee on Tribal affairs that was appointed to represent the YuViC (upper Yukon Villages Consortium) region for the upcoming FAN (Federation of AK Natives) gathering in Anchorage this coming fall.
We're hoping to have a Booboo as well in time for the FAN gathering. The vaunted "Behemoth" bowed out of negotiations at the last minute and will remain in limbo until Upper YuViC Villages can sort out their respective issues with each other.
Behemoth is; Beaver Lake, Eastern Summit, Highland, Eagle Feather, Mt Black, Owl Creek, Trapper Lodge, & Hans Mill
And you Outsiders thought the Federal Govt cornered the market with alphabet soup agencies and acronyms didn't you??
More Rave Reviews from around the YVC Inc (doh!!) Nether regions-
"The only place in Alaska the Dept of Tourism DOES NOT want you to see!!" theAlaska Dept of Tourism
-"Gourmet Eats, Friendly moose, Duct tape!!" heralds theVillage Council through ball-gag & tape constrained mouths.
-"Hilarious" raves theVillage Star
-"A definite hit, slap, slap, punch, kick" complains the AK State Troopers
-"more sugar than spice!!!" shouts the village cheerleaders before stacking theWoodPile then breaking into strip gyration
-"Please make them go away!!!" pleads the good citizens of Dawson City, Yukon territories Canada
-"If we don't have it, you don't need it" theVillage General store (where nothing specific is sold)
-"more chummy than an order of fries" sizzles theVillage End Restaurant
-"Wooof, woof roourrr grrrr wwwuufff rooooofff!!!" bark the village dogs
-"We were hoping they would refer to themselves as "the village people" so we could sue them, but after doing some research on their respective villages and reading all about them, We felt sorry for them and sent THEM money!" the 70's band "the Village People"
-"We've been threatening to disband the non-profit agency for years, close up shop and moving to Anchorage or Juneau but nobody believes us anymore" YVC Inc Admin / the gleaming skyscraper building HQ in Fairbanks
-"Gee, just when moose season ends the fire season quits on us, for a time there nobody in the region needed to use a smoke house for their fish meat" A village Elder from one of the regions villages complaining that the summer 2004 Interior Alaska fire season quit much too soon and equally as miffed that the 2005 summer fire season wasn't as a big success.
-"Just pay in candy and pop!!" theVillage Kidz Demo crew / home wreckers. A crew of Preschool to 2nd grade children who are starting out early in the Construction business. You supply the sugar and the tools, they'll do the rest.
Shall I stop now??
Get on the E list!!
"Why me, why Now!!??" screamed Nancy K,
"Why God why?!!!" screams a depressed soul
Now you too can scream "YVC!!!" as spam after spoof hits your Inbox.
It's author is more diabolical than a Remax real estate agent. (and twice as broke!!)
Or better yet, go looking for trouble all by yourself and log onto
http://alaskavillagetales.blogspot.com/
YVC Inc has gone Postal!!
To combat high charter costs and to take matters into their own hands the villagers got together and started making their mail into airplanes.....
Next on the agenda is how to make boxes and packages more aerodynamic!!
The Village Council tried using carrier pigeons but the feather-brained caretaker got drunk and had a bar bq. At least there was enough chicken wings for the unexpected Wake Potlatch that week.
All females refused to donate undies for a giant slingshot mainly cos-they don't wear any!!
doh!!
HICCUP-Highland Interior Council of Chiefs (under protest).
Lend a warm welcome to our newest committee on Tribal affairs that was appointed to represent the YuViC (upper Yukon Villages Consortium) region for the upcoming FAN (Federation of AK Natives) gathering in Anchorage this coming fall.
We're hoping to have a Booboo as well in time for the FAN gathering. The vaunted "Behemoth" bowed out of negotiations at the last minute and will remain in limbo until Upper YuViC Villages can sort out their respective issues with each other.
Behemoth is; Beaver Lake, Eastern Summit, Highland, Eagle Feather, Mt Black, Owl Creek, Trapper Lodge, & Hans Mill
And you Outsiders thought the Federal Govt cornered the market with alphabet soup agencies and acronyms didn't you??
More Rave Reviews from around the YVC Inc (doh!!) Nether regions-
"The only place in Alaska the Dept of Tourism DOES NOT want you to see!!" theAlaska Dept of Tourism
-"Gourmet Eats, Friendly moose, Duct tape!!" heralds theVillage Council through ball-gag & tape constrained mouths.
-"Hilarious" raves theVillage Star
-"A definite hit, slap, slap, punch, kick" complains the AK State Troopers
-"more sugar than spice!!!" shouts the village cheerleaders before stacking theWoodPile then breaking into strip gyration
-"Please make them go away!!!" pleads the good citizens of Dawson City, Yukon territories Canada
-"If we don't have it, you don't need it" theVillage General store (where nothing specific is sold)
-"more chummy than an order of fries" sizzles theVillage End Restaurant
-"Wooof, woof roourrr grrrr wwwuufff rooooofff!!!" bark the village dogs
-"We were hoping they would refer to themselves as "the village people" so we could sue them, but after doing some research on their respective villages and reading all about them, We felt sorry for them and sent THEM money!" the 70's band "the Village People"
-"We've been threatening to disband the non-profit agency for years, close up shop and moving to Anchorage or Juneau but nobody believes us anymore" YVC Inc Admin / the gleaming skyscraper building HQ in Fairbanks
-"Gee, just when moose season ends the fire season quits on us, for a time there nobody in the region needed to use a smoke house for their fish meat" A village Elder from one of the regions villages complaining that the summer 2004 Interior Alaska fire season quit much too soon and equally as miffed that the 2005 summer fire season wasn't as a big success.
-"Just pay in candy and pop!!" theVillage Kidz Demo crew / home wreckers. A crew of Preschool to 2nd grade children who are starting out early in the Construction business. You supply the sugar and the tools, they'll do the rest.
Shall I stop now??
Get on the E list!!
"Why me, why Now!!??" screamed Nancy K,
"Why God why?!!!" screams a depressed soul
Now you too can scream "YVC!!!" as spam after spoof hits your Inbox.
It's author is more diabolical than a Remax real estate agent. (and twice as broke!!)
Or better yet, go looking for trouble all by yourself and log onto
http://alaskavillagetales.blogspot.com/
YVC Inc has gone Postal!!
To combat high charter costs and to take matters into their own hands the villagers got together and started making their mail into airplanes.....
Next on the agenda is how to make boxes and packages more aerodynamic!!
The Village Council tried using carrier pigeons but the feather-brained caretaker got drunk and had a bar bq. At least there was enough chicken wings for the unexpected Wake Potlatch that week.
All females refused to donate undies for a giant slingshot mainly cos-they don't wear any!!
doh!!
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