theSam!! hits 90
theBlog!!
This Blog Posting is the90th Reason to never let some exVPSO have Inet access!! theOther 89 reasons are archived back to Feb 2005.
Go on. Read your Eyes out!!
theSam!!
who would like some Cheese with his Whine!!
theSam!!
having his Cheese Cake and eating it too!!
theSam!!
When Village experience counts!!!!
theSam!!
now appearing at a McDeez and Wendeez near you!!
(if you see him wearing a silly apron and a paper hat or hear his nasally tone at theDrive through, No Heckling please.
theSam!!
telling It like it Is, Izzing it like it Tells.
theVillage!!
Placing Public Safety on the back burner, Stirring up tart Tribalism with woodcut spoons,
Whipping up Traditional Values into a Tangy froth and serving Cold w/ Glacial ice of atrophied Cultural values, Bone appetit.
theVillage!!
Had it’s Chance, Had it’s Chance, Had it’s Chance,......
theSam!!
for theVillage!!, in spite of theVillage!!, because of theVillage!! and To theVillage!!
theVillage!!
“take me Out to theBallgame, take me out with theCrowd,
buy me some peanuts and cracker jax, I don’t know if I’ll ever go back. so let’s root root root...”
Summertime Softball.
25 people on theField of which 22 are drunk and 3 hung over.
2 Pitchers taking turns, No 2nd base, 3 shortStops and they’re all talking to each other on Cell phones!!
7 Left fielders of which two are vertical, 4 Right fielders dry heaving, a crying toddler sitting mid field who is a child of a hung over right fielder.
2 dog yards beyond theTrees cowering in and behind their houses.
8 Gossiping Granmas around theBonfire beyond Left field foul line all sitting around a big bonfire and fussing over 3 new infant grandchildren they pass around amongst each other as the 3 young mothers are amongst theDrunk players on field.
38 VillageKidz running in and out of the playing field,
16 more kids behind Umpire and to Left field playing in theTrenches that were recently dug to install extra Water pipes.
Of these 16 boys and girls 9 are playing swords with theSurveyor stakes and the rest
are building a mini diorama of theVillage right down to exacting detail of theVPSO that is sitting in his truck cutting Paperdolls in Exacting Detail with a dull pocket knife.
Who’s on First!?? No one. As theVillager that hit the ball and ran to first passed out from the exertion and collapsed 5’ from First. And theFirst base..eh. Girl is flirting with one of the Pitchers-theLitre Plastic One sitting in theShade with Ice tea, Vodka, JD, Coke, beer and Ice in it!!
It doesn’t get any better than this!!
theSam!!
still not sure exactly where he stands
theSam!!
whom says that if theYVC Inc (doh!!) Administrations Staffers are going to Sioux him, take him to Court and essentially tie his hands, that he requests theCuffs be Fuzzy and theBall gag at least be Salmon flavored
theSam!!
no One is more important to aska’s Future!!
theSam!!
at this rate, theOnly “leg”acy he’ll leave theVillage!! is a rotted Moose leg left lying in someone’s yard Decades ago and still there undisturbed. Until then he’ll keep on working on another bucket of theColonels finest.
theSam!!
working to bring Alaskan Voyeurs Home!! erh.. back to theVillage!! those darn City peeping Toms
theSam!!
no strings attached!! never mind the bundles of 500’, 1/8” thick KernMantle grade rope and theCrate of white plastic Police zipties
theSam!!
who was blamed for a recent Serge in Violins in theVillage.
He hosted a sewing workshop and helped everyone make Gym bags, Dog collars and sled Dog harnesses.
He even made time for construction of several dozen Collars for his Hunniez, including body restraints for several Village girlfriends and a couple of soft guitar carry cases and Violin covers.
theSam!!
“Into theBreach” (es)
VillageChixxx!!
“get out of our Pants!!
theSam!!
Alaska’s Most Independent Officer, he’s so far Out there he’s Unemployed!!
theSam!!
whom first set foot in Alaska 01 Nov 1999 and now 7 yrs later, is still traipsing around Anchorage at 2300hrs!!
theVillage!!
getting tough on Sam, coz Sam’s been tough on Us!!
He’s wrong on so many accounts, he doesn’t wanna be right!!
theSam!!
hours after theNov sun finally set over Anchorage, theLakota Son was still up, shining brightly, bothering Everyone!!
theSam!!
wwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy below theZero mark all year round, besides Winter.
theSam!!
his future is in theFlatLine!! *bip*...Beeep....*Bip* beeeepp *bip ___________
theSam!!
theBest Choice for Outhouse this coming Elections Tuesday
theVillageChixxx!!
Placing our undulating Boobs before theMasses,
What theHell, we’re on theInternet anyway and besides. Any boob in Council office is better than our VPSO boobs in theVillages.
theSam!!
just give theBlog 15mins and you’ll save 2.5 years on your Life insurance!!
theSam!!
who’s Village has Public Safety been under??
VillageChixxx!!!
theOriginal Bland DinDinz
theSam!!
looks forward to posting yet another 90 insane installments of Tales from theVillage!! He promises NOT to quote you if inspired by any dealings with you or your loved ones in Jail.
This Blog Posting is the90th Reason to never let some exVPSO have Inet access!! theOther 89 reasons are archived back to Feb 2005.
Go on. Read your Eyes out!!
theSam!!
who would like some Cheese with his Whine!!
theSam!!
having his Cheese Cake and eating it too!!
theSam!!
When Village experience counts!!!!
theSam!!
now appearing at a McDeez and Wendeez near you!!
(if you see him wearing a silly apron and a paper hat or hear his nasally tone at theDrive through, No Heckling please.
theSam!!
telling It like it Is, Izzing it like it Tells.
theVillage!!
Placing Public Safety on the back burner, Stirring up tart Tribalism with woodcut spoons,
Whipping up Traditional Values into a Tangy froth and serving Cold w/ Glacial ice of atrophied Cultural values, Bone appetit.
theVillage!!
Had it’s Chance, Had it’s Chance, Had it’s Chance,......
theSam!!
for theVillage!!, in spite of theVillage!!, because of theVillage!! and To theVillage!!
theVillage!!
“take me Out to theBallgame, take me out with theCrowd,
buy me some peanuts and cracker jax, I don’t know if I’ll ever go back. so let’s root root root...”
Summertime Softball.
25 people on theField of which 22 are drunk and 3 hung over.
2 Pitchers taking turns, No 2nd base, 3 shortStops and they’re all talking to each other on Cell phones!!
7 Left fielders of which two are vertical, 4 Right fielders dry heaving, a crying toddler sitting mid field who is a child of a hung over right fielder.
2 dog yards beyond theTrees cowering in and behind their houses.
8 Gossiping Granmas around theBonfire beyond Left field foul line all sitting around a big bonfire and fussing over 3 new infant grandchildren they pass around amongst each other as the 3 young mothers are amongst theDrunk players on field.
38 VillageKidz running in and out of the playing field,
16 more kids behind Umpire and to Left field playing in theTrenches that were recently dug to install extra Water pipes.
Of these 16 boys and girls 9 are playing swords with theSurveyor stakes and the rest
are building a mini diorama of theVillage right down to exacting detail of theVPSO that is sitting in his truck cutting Paperdolls in Exacting Detail with a dull pocket knife.
Who’s on First!?? No one. As theVillager that hit the ball and ran to first passed out from the exertion and collapsed 5’ from First. And theFirst base..eh. Girl is flirting with one of the Pitchers-theLitre Plastic One sitting in theShade with Ice tea, Vodka, JD, Coke, beer and Ice in it!!
It doesn’t get any better than this!!
theSam!!
still not sure exactly where he stands
theSam!!
whom says that if theYVC Inc (doh!!) Administrations Staffers are going to Sioux him, take him to Court and essentially tie his hands, that he requests theCuffs be Fuzzy and theBall gag at least be Salmon flavored
theSam!!
no One is more important to aska’s Future!!
theSam!!
at this rate, theOnly “leg”acy he’ll leave theVillage!! is a rotted Moose leg left lying in someone’s yard Decades ago and still there undisturbed. Until then he’ll keep on working on another bucket of theColonels finest.
theSam!!
working to bring Alaskan Voyeurs Home!! erh.. back to theVillage!! those darn City peeping Toms
theSam!!
no strings attached!! never mind the bundles of 500’, 1/8” thick KernMantle grade rope and theCrate of white plastic Police zipties
theSam!!
who was blamed for a recent Serge in Violins in theVillage.
He hosted a sewing workshop and helped everyone make Gym bags, Dog collars and sled Dog harnesses.
He even made time for construction of several dozen Collars for his Hunniez, including body restraints for several Village girlfriends and a couple of soft guitar carry cases and Violin covers.
theSam!!
“Into theBreach” (es)
VillageChixxx!!
“get out of our Pants!!
theSam!!
Alaska’s Most Independent Officer, he’s so far Out there he’s Unemployed!!
theSam!!
whom first set foot in Alaska 01 Nov 1999 and now 7 yrs later, is still traipsing around Anchorage at 2300hrs!!
theVillage!!
getting tough on Sam, coz Sam’s been tough on Us!!
He’s wrong on so many accounts, he doesn’t wanna be right!!
theSam!!
hours after theNov sun finally set over Anchorage, theLakota Son was still up, shining brightly, bothering Everyone!!
theSam!!
wwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy below theZero mark all year round, besides Winter.
theSam!!
his future is in theFlatLine!! *bip*...Beeep....*Bip* beeeepp *bip ___________
theSam!!
theBest Choice for Outhouse this coming Elections Tuesday
theVillageChixxx!!
Placing our undulating Boobs before theMasses,
What theHell, we’re on theInternet anyway and besides. Any boob in Council office is better than our VPSO boobs in theVillages.
theSam!!
just give theBlog 15mins and you’ll save 2.5 years on your Life insurance!!
theSam!!
who’s Village has Public Safety been under??
VillageChixxx!!!
theOriginal Bland DinDinz
theSam!!
looks forward to posting yet another 90 insane installments of Tales from theVillage!! He promises NOT to quote you if inspired by any dealings with you or your loved ones in Jail.
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