the 12 Days of Village!!
the12 Days of Village!!
Give the gift that just keeps on giving...and... um.
No, not THAT gift, the kind that subsides with pills or shots.
But give the gift of a lifetime!! Subscribe your friends to theBlog that ends all Blogs.
Send them to me, theSam!! and it will change the way they Live, improve their balance and relieve the painful itching and burning.
Ooops, Writing and watching tv at the same time, sorry.
theSam!!
theOnly Officer to derail off theFast Track!! into theSlow lane bound for life in theVillage.
theSam!!
moreDefinitive than HDTV!!
Officer, did you or did you not see my Client on theNight of the14th!?
I.. aye..I.....um... I might have sir.
Might have?!, MIGHT HAVE?! Did you or did you not see my client that
night?!
He zipped by me so fast on theSnowMachine, left a swirling wake of billowing snow.
I followed this wake, this cloud of snow towards theVillage until I reached theCrash site.
But no one was there when I got out of thePatrol Vehicle, so I followed his tracks in theSnow
to his house......
theVillageCouncil??
they’ve built a Strawman, now they’ll shake it down........for it’s Brain!!
From tea leaves, to pot leaves. From brass tacks, to nickle Cuffs!!
theVillage!!
officer’s retreat recalled fondly, but without anniversary party.
“Life is better now!!” one Villager chuckled then gurgled proudly before unleashing a 2min belch.
“We can drink in peace now, though it’s harder to get anyone to haul fuel now and my house is cold.”
theSam!!
if he can’t outrun you, if he can’t outdrin.... Well duh. That’s a given cos he don’t imbibe.
if he can’t outsmart you, if he can’t out-anything!! you, at least he can out Village you!!
theSam!!
now Flashfrozen!! at an Outside City Guard Post near YOU!!
theSam!!
he’s where ever common sense Isn’t!!,
he’s where ever chaos Reigns!!,
he’s there when trouble Starts!!,
...............he’s at home Sleeping!!
theSam!!
more Clingy than a dryer sheet, without theFresh smell, because he wears his socks a week at a time!!
YVC Inc (doh!!)
regretting that it has but one VPSO Program to give for its Region.
Ask not what your village can do for you, but what You can Do TO Your Village!!
theOnly thing we have to fear is, VPSO himself!!
theVillage!?
setting theBar really hig...............uh. Over There!! by theVPSO’s Office.
So we can go from Shaken-Not stirred
to Beaten & Under Arrest!
theSam!!
In times like these, what’s it take to Cover the Regions quirkiest Officer!?
Some Villagers say just throw a blankie over him and hopefully he’ll go to sleep.
thisMessage
is brought to you by theSam!!
whom not only Did It!! But he Blogged it.........eh. Hypothetically speaking of course!!
(though whatever it was that he allegedly did he doesn’t know.
Could someone please tell him?!)
and BTW, his winter gloves STILL fit!!
theSam!!
not only telling you theWhat?? but telling you exactly How!!
Just don’t ask why, even he don’t know.
theSam!!
now that his Place in theVillage is assured for at least 2 more years, he’s considering a run for
theOuthouse in 2008.
theSam!!
who’s dashing through theSnow in a ..... Oops. One month too early.
Let’s start over again.
begin lists..........
More BlogLegal from theSam!!
the information, links, images and videos contained herein are of a Village Explicit nature.
If you are under the age of 8 or if it’s illegal to view Village explicit material in your area, please do not visit this site further.
Please read, understand and comply with the following conditions before you continue:
1. I am at least 0 years of age.
2. theVillage explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose minors to the material.
3. I desire to receive / view Village explicit material.
4. I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable right to receive / view Village explicit material, and to Village as much as I wanna be!! (or Do!!).
5. I believe that DVEA / Domestic Violence events / acts between consenting adults are neither offensive nor obscene, just damn funny.
6. the viewing, reading and downloading of Village explicit materials does not violate the standards of my hamlet, hogan, tent commune, tent city, village, community, town, city, state, nonprofit region, or country.
7. I am solely responsible for any false disclosures or legal ramifications of viewing, reading or downloading any material in this site, and furthermore!!, this website nor its affiliates will be held responsible for any legal ramifications arising from fraudulent entry into or use of this website. And on top of that................
8. I agree that by entering this website. I am subjecting myself and any business entity of which I have any legal or equitable interest to the personal jurisdiction of the State of Emergency, state of Drunkenness and theMental State should any dispute arise at any time between this website and myself and / or such business entity.
9. This warning page constitutes a legal agreement between this website and you and / or any business in which you have any legal or equitable interest. If any portion of this agreement is deemed unenforceable by a Village / tribal or Regional Court of competent (Ha!!) jurisdiction it shall not affect the enforceability of the other portions of the agreement.
10. All Villagers, VPSO, VPO, tribal court judges, council chiefs, hot young village things, cute babies, dead sled dogs, mean old grammas and the like, etc on this site are over rhe age of 0, have consenteded-ed being photographed and / or filmed, have wholeheartedly consented to being quoted verbatim, have even been known to hop online and contribute from time to time, have signed, Model, release and provided proof of age, believe it is their right to engage in consensual Village acts for the entertainment and education of other adults and believe it is your right as an adult, minor / kid, to watch them doing what Villagers do.
11. the videos, text, and images in this site are intended to be used by responsible adults as Village aids, to provide Village education and especially to provide Villaged entertainment.
12. All performers are given the opportunity to be tested for VTD, village transmitted diseases at no charge to themselves within a reasonable amount of time before their next Blog performance. All activity is arranged and discussed in advance of filming, blogging and every effort is made to insure the health and safety of the performers and to ensure that their performance is a pleasant and enjoyable experience.
13. If you’ve read and fully understand all of the above hullaboo, in the above agreement and you affirm and swear that viewing / downloading / receiving Village explicit materials does not violate the standards of your community, that you won’t make any of the materials available to minors in any form, that you believe it is your constitutional right to view these materials, that theEaster Bunny and Santa clause truly exists, that you are wholly liable for any legal ramifications,
(and if not, then you can blame it on theRain, or theWhiskey, etc) that may arise for your receiving or viewing of these materials and that you are over the age of 0,
Then you may procede onto theBlog, thus beginning Or continuing your blogging experience.
Thank you and enjoy your stay with us.
YVC Inc, AVA, MFANG, BEHEMOTH, HOOLIGANS, MAMMOTH,
and say hello to our newest Villages to theYVC Inc (doh!!) nether regions: HOOTER’s!!
We know there is One Other collection of villages aptly named under some appropriate Moniker, but we can’t find them just yet. But it’s coming up to end of month and they’ll be submitting their payroll requests, VPSO / VPO hate mail, expenditures lists and other paperworks-we’ll get them then.
Your Village Called!! / YukonVillageConsortiums!! aka YVC Inc (doh!!)
end lists.........
theSam!!
who’s Pants are falling down!! But yours would too if you walked To and From work everyday 6 miles each way.
More on this phenomenon later (yay,,, I spelled phenomen.. phefno.. fenom...that word correctly!!)
theSam!!
whom not only Wrote theBook on Akaska Villaged Public Safety, He also threw it at HIMSELF!!
theSam!!
killing more trees than any other Askan, by filling out so many of those darn employment Applications, and whose hands could rightly kneel down-clasp Their hands to Their chest and utter “Mammy!!” due to being black-Ink Fingerprinted so many times by every Federal Agency under theSun.
And I passed every background check too!! Take that you detractors.
theSam!!
now arriving at a Village Airport near You..............after a long Delay at Security screening, and theSnack bar, and after a short stop for munchies at theBar, and after visiting theFood Courts, and after missing his flights due to sleeping next to the wall heaters and being found by Security, etc.
theSam!!
now available in Security slate gray and tacky epaulet shoulder boards!!
All that’s missing is theTacky ball cap worn backwards with REAL scrambled eggs on theBill!!
(due to his recent trip past theFood Courts and dissing theShort short line filipina cooks during breakfast time)
theAlaska Village!!
each experience with Us is different,
each experience is You-nique.
You’ll run from us and your Grandkids kids will say that you had been.....
Villaged by Experience!!
theAK Village!! (o) (o)
for those with Passion beyond anything S & M.
(by theWay, are those theHugeBoobs of some VillageChick or Sam’s eyeballs staring in disbelief?.......
at theHugeBoobs of some VillageChick!?)
theVillage!!!
looking at you threw theGlass!! of theWhiskey bottle.
theVillaged!!
theProud, theInebriate, theDependent
Nothing is Possible,
nothing is achievable,
nothing is attained
until we are free of dysfunction and alcohol.
Until then...we’ll have Nothing.
theVillage!!
with Village.....Nothing is possible!!
with Village.....Nothing is gained!! (except weight)
with Village.....call now and you get absolutely free the compact sized....
oops.. Typing and Watching tv again.
See how much thought I put into this Blog??
theVillageChixxx!!
Since when did saying “I Do”, turn into....
“I Did What!!??”, theMorning after??
It happened only in theVillage and fortunately it will Stay in theVillage!!
theVillageChixxx!!
taste theAdventure,
taste theExcitement,
Tastes like Chicken. (that’s been marinated in alcohol!!)
theVillageChixxx!!
girls so big and beautiful, not to mention Beatable!!, that theYVC Inc and other Native Regions around theState are getting together to buy theHubble Telescope from NASSA agency to turn theLens toEarth so that Our girlz can be watched on theInternet
theVillageChixxx!!
girls so big, beautiful and beatable, that YVC Inc is booked solid through 2010 for summer flightseeing Tours to view Our Chixxx!!, cos they’re so huge.
Discover theBeautiful and hidden wonders of our AK girls from above!!
theVillage!!
We’re only 2 yrs away from becoming more “Remote”.
Soon we’ll have our site viewers capable of Remote Control access, Remote Control Viewing so that your Villaged experience (from Afar in the safety of your easy chair!!) will be more like TV (theVillage!!)
Sadly, we’re still squabbling over the “SleepTimer” controls, as half theVillage sleeps 18+hrs and then stays up for weeks at a time trying to stay drunk or while Tweeking.
And our VPSO’s / VPO’s time isn’t always steady either. As they’re up for days on end and then they sleep solid a day or so.
The Onscreen Menu displays are limited too.
We only have Potlatch Moose, which is basically theHoofs, theTails, theEars or any knee joint and very little meat on it.
It’s basically what theSam!! got during his first Potlatch in theVillage, a hard piece of leg with some gristle, fat and bone.
The rice was warm and a little dry, and thePotato salad was sweating too when that came round.
But theHeaving breasts on theVillageChick!! that slowly crawled around theCommunityHall on her hands and knees swerving theFood was also sweating and flushed too.
Basically she was past her drugging time and needed her fix.
And theSam!! noticed that her solid, stable foundations above her low rider jeans were “cracking” badly. Needed spackling too.
Her porcelain white skin was cool and dry on her bare arms, shoulders and exposed back. Even at -30F below zero while having her Car stopped and searched for Contraband her exposed skin was still Cool.
At least theCoffie was literally chewable and helped theSam!! survive his first few weeks of daily foot patrols in the dead of winter.
Most military men, theWarriors, theOperators all have a “fire in theGut” that pulls them through their hardships. theSam!! literally had a “fire” in his gut after that coffee brew went down.
theSam!!
who’s literally Bolting it down before theBigOne.
Eating quickly that is.
What?! You think this is about nailing down your home furnishing items and other stuff in preparations for the next earthquake that will hit Alaska!?
If theAlaskanPrincess wants to flatten your home with theNext Hip shake, she’ll do it.
Just stock up on food and water as those are two items that she really cares not much about, she just loves to drink!!
theVillage!!
we don’t work here, we just live here. And even at that, we just often live here.
theVillageChixxx!!
theSam!!’s pain.........is So Damn Funny!!
theVillageChixxx!!
Rated “V” for - Vixen!!
theVillageChixxx!! Presents
the 12 Days of Village!!
(the Bold type is the main song and the rest is free-style material)
On the1st Day of Village Sam’s Girlfriends gave to him.....An ultimatum via Phone Tree!!
and via Snail-mail, E-mail, rented Sky writings, illegible snow peeings, unheeded Hints, undies thrown at him, vying for coveted positions next to him in thePatrol vehicle, ankle ear-rings.
On the2nd Day of Village Sam’s In-Laws gave to him.....Two dirty Looks,
he’ll marry our daughter over our dead bodies (which can be arranged), 4 cold shoulders, 4 unhelping hands, daily blank stares.
On the3rd Day of Village Sam’s Kitties gave to him........3 dead Voles,
and 2 headless Jays, 4 fat mice, 1 gutted squirrel w/o it’s tail, shredded socks,
On the4th Day of Village Sam’s Youths gave to him......4 Flipped-off Birds,
10 Shut-ups a week, 14 phone hang-ups, monthly sign defacings, huffy puff stomp-offs, soft cold shoulders, knees in the groin, slaps across the face.
On the5th Day of Village Sam’s Gramma gave to him.....5 dogs Barking,
2 bowls of Soup, blue berry pie, meatloaf & gravy, a pile of trees to cut, 1 car to drive, 2 snowmachines to fix.
On the6th Day of Village Sam’s Bootleggers gave to him.....6 Inebriates a Swaying,
a dozen lung oysters, 4 impounded vehicles, $25,000 cash, five 8-balls, a bottle of ghb. a stash of home made pipes,
On the7th Day of Village Sam’s Bad Guys gave to him......7 Felons Fleeing,
misDemeanants on the run, 10 confiscated rifles, 10,000 rds of ammo, 3 abandoned jackets, a pair of running shoes.
On the8th Day of Village Sam’s Victims gave to him......8 Ladies Beaten,
4 infants holding, several baby sitting jobs, Daily hugs & kisses, home cooked meals, lipstick on theCollar,
On the9th Day of Village Sam’s Tribal Court gave to him.....9 Cases Waiting,
unserved subpeonas, 20 cases dismissed, weeks of community service, mandated work days, unannounced drug tests, daily shouting tirades, 15 job loss threats, 8 “not My Problems”,
On the10th Day of Village Sam’s School Kids gave to him.....10 Toms a Peeping,
6 school fights, 14 little brothers, 28 little sisters, 60 “Sponser-Me”s, cobwebs in my wallet, worn snowmachine engines,7 missing skis, 20 big sisters phone numbers, 18 big sisters photos, 7 knee Owweeez!, crying runny noses, worried sleepless
nights, protective custodies.
On the11th Day of Village Sam’s Village Council gave to him.....11 angry Letters,
board room table poundings, village public grillings, unending work, no support, tied up hands,
On the12th Day of Village Sam’s Informants gave to him.....12 Drug Shipments coming,
daily phone messages, 3 deep covers, holding cell guests!!, eyes and ears,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! from theVillage!!
Give the gift that just keeps on giving...and... um.
No, not THAT gift, the kind that subsides with pills or shots.
But give the gift of a lifetime!! Subscribe your friends to theBlog that ends all Blogs.
Send them to me, theSam!! and it will change the way they Live, improve their balance and relieve the painful itching and burning.
Ooops, Writing and watching tv at the same time, sorry.
theSam!!
theOnly Officer to derail off theFast Track!! into theSlow lane bound for life in theVillage.
theSam!!
moreDefinitive than HDTV!!
Officer, did you or did you not see my Client on theNight of the14th!?
I.. aye..I.....um... I might have sir.
Might have?!, MIGHT HAVE?! Did you or did you not see my client that
night?!
He zipped by me so fast on theSnowMachine, left a swirling wake of billowing snow.
I followed this wake, this cloud of snow towards theVillage until I reached theCrash site.
But no one was there when I got out of thePatrol Vehicle, so I followed his tracks in theSnow
to his house......
theVillageCouncil??
they’ve built a Strawman, now they’ll shake it down........for it’s Brain!!
From tea leaves, to pot leaves. From brass tacks, to nickle Cuffs!!
theVillage!!
officer’s retreat recalled fondly, but without anniversary party.
“Life is better now!!” one Villager chuckled then gurgled proudly before unleashing a 2min belch.
“We can drink in peace now, though it’s harder to get anyone to haul fuel now and my house is cold.”
theSam!!
if he can’t outrun you, if he can’t outdrin.... Well duh. That’s a given cos he don’t imbibe.
if he can’t outsmart you, if he can’t out-anything!! you, at least he can out Village you!!
theSam!!
now Flashfrozen!! at an Outside City Guard Post near YOU!!
theSam!!
he’s where ever common sense Isn’t!!,
he’s where ever chaos Reigns!!,
he’s there when trouble Starts!!,
...............he’s at home Sleeping!!
theSam!!
more Clingy than a dryer sheet, without theFresh smell, because he wears his socks a week at a time!!
YVC Inc (doh!!)
regretting that it has but one VPSO Program to give for its Region.
Ask not what your village can do for you, but what You can Do TO Your Village!!
theOnly thing we have to fear is, VPSO himself!!
theVillage!?
setting theBar really hig...............uh. Over There!! by theVPSO’s Office.
So we can go from Shaken-Not stirred
to Beaten & Under Arrest!
theSam!!
In times like these, what’s it take to Cover the Regions quirkiest Officer!?
Some Villagers say just throw a blankie over him and hopefully he’ll go to sleep.
thisMessage
is brought to you by theSam!!
whom not only Did It!! But he Blogged it.........eh. Hypothetically speaking of course!!
(though whatever it was that he allegedly did he doesn’t know.
Could someone please tell him?!)
and BTW, his winter gloves STILL fit!!
theSam!!
not only telling you theWhat?? but telling you exactly How!!
Just don’t ask why, even he don’t know.
theSam!!
now that his Place in theVillage is assured for at least 2 more years, he’s considering a run for
theOuthouse in 2008.
theSam!!
who’s dashing through theSnow in a ..... Oops. One month too early.
Let’s start over again.
begin lists..........
More BlogLegal from theSam!!
the information, links, images and videos contained herein are of a Village Explicit nature.
If you are under the age of 8 or if it’s illegal to view Village explicit material in your area, please do not visit this site further.
Please read, understand and comply with the following conditions before you continue:
1. I am at least 0 years of age.
2. theVillage explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose minors to the material.
3. I desire to receive / view Village explicit material.
4. I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable right to receive / view Village explicit material, and to Village as much as I wanna be!! (or Do!!).
5. I believe that DVEA / Domestic Violence events / acts between consenting adults are neither offensive nor obscene, just damn funny.
6. the viewing, reading and downloading of Village explicit materials does not violate the standards of my hamlet, hogan, tent commune, tent city, village, community, town, city, state, nonprofit region, or country.
7. I am solely responsible for any false disclosures or legal ramifications of viewing, reading or downloading any material in this site, and furthermore!!, this website nor its affiliates will be held responsible for any legal ramifications arising from fraudulent entry into or use of this website. And on top of that................
8. I agree that by entering this website. I am subjecting myself and any business entity of which I have any legal or equitable interest to the personal jurisdiction of the State of Emergency, state of Drunkenness and theMental State should any dispute arise at any time between this website and myself and / or such business entity.
9. This warning page constitutes a legal agreement between this website and you and / or any business in which you have any legal or equitable interest. If any portion of this agreement is deemed unenforceable by a Village / tribal or Regional Court of competent (Ha!!) jurisdiction it shall not affect the enforceability of the other portions of the agreement.
10. All Villagers, VPSO, VPO, tribal court judges, council chiefs, hot young village things, cute babies, dead sled dogs, mean old grammas and the like, etc on this site are over rhe age of 0, have consenteded-ed being photographed and / or filmed, have wholeheartedly consented to being quoted verbatim, have even been known to hop online and contribute from time to time, have signed, Model, release and provided proof of age, believe it is their right to engage in consensual Village acts for the entertainment and education of other adults and believe it is your right as an adult, minor / kid, to watch them doing what Villagers do.
11. the videos, text, and images in this site are intended to be used by responsible adults as Village aids, to provide Village education and especially to provide Villaged entertainment.
12. All performers are given the opportunity to be tested for VTD, village transmitted diseases at no charge to themselves within a reasonable amount of time before their next Blog performance. All activity is arranged and discussed in advance of filming, blogging and every effort is made to insure the health and safety of the performers and to ensure that their performance is a pleasant and enjoyable experience.
13. If you’ve read and fully understand all of the above hullaboo, in the above agreement and you affirm and swear that viewing / downloading / receiving Village explicit materials does not violate the standards of your community, that you won’t make any of the materials available to minors in any form, that you believe it is your constitutional right to view these materials, that theEaster Bunny and Santa clause truly exists, that you are wholly liable for any legal ramifications,
(and if not, then you can blame it on theRain, or theWhiskey, etc) that may arise for your receiving or viewing of these materials and that you are over the age of 0,
Then you may procede onto theBlog, thus beginning Or continuing your blogging experience.
Thank you and enjoy your stay with us.
YVC Inc, AVA, MFANG, BEHEMOTH, HOOLIGANS, MAMMOTH,
and say hello to our newest Villages to theYVC Inc (doh!!) nether regions: HOOTER’s!!
We know there is One Other collection of villages aptly named under some appropriate Moniker, but we can’t find them just yet. But it’s coming up to end of month and they’ll be submitting their payroll requests, VPSO / VPO hate mail, expenditures lists and other paperworks-we’ll get them then.
Your Village Called!! / YukonVillageConsortiums!! aka YVC Inc (doh!!)
end lists.........
theSam!!
who’s Pants are falling down!! But yours would too if you walked To and From work everyday 6 miles each way.
More on this phenomenon later (yay,,, I spelled phenomen.. phefno.. fenom...that word correctly!!)
theSam!!
whom not only Wrote theBook on Akaska Villaged Public Safety, He also threw it at HIMSELF!!
theSam!!
killing more trees than any other Askan, by filling out so many of those darn employment Applications, and whose hands could rightly kneel down-clasp Their hands to Their chest and utter “Mammy!!” due to being black-Ink Fingerprinted so many times by every Federal Agency under theSun.
And I passed every background check too!! Take that you detractors.
theSam!!
now arriving at a Village Airport near You..............after a long Delay at Security screening, and theSnack bar, and after a short stop for munchies at theBar, and after visiting theFood Courts, and after missing his flights due to sleeping next to the wall heaters and being found by Security, etc.
theSam!!
now available in Security slate gray and tacky epaulet shoulder boards!!
All that’s missing is theTacky ball cap worn backwards with REAL scrambled eggs on theBill!!
(due to his recent trip past theFood Courts and dissing theShort short line filipina cooks during breakfast time)
theAlaska Village!!
each experience with Us is different,
each experience is You-nique.
You’ll run from us and your Grandkids kids will say that you had been.....
Villaged by Experience!!
theAK Village!! (o) (o)
for those with Passion beyond anything S & M.
(by theWay, are those theHugeBoobs of some VillageChick or Sam’s eyeballs staring in disbelief?.......
at theHugeBoobs of some VillageChick!?)
theVillage!!!
looking at you threw theGlass!! of theWhiskey bottle.
theVillaged!!
theProud, theInebriate, theDependent
Nothing is Possible,
nothing is achievable,
nothing is attained
until we are free of dysfunction and alcohol.
Until then...we’ll have Nothing.
theVillage!!
with Village.....Nothing is possible!!
with Village.....Nothing is gained!! (except weight)
with Village.....call now and you get absolutely free the compact sized....
oops.. Typing and Watching tv again.
See how much thought I put into this Blog??
theVillageChixxx!!
Since when did saying “I Do”, turn into....
“I Did What!!??”, theMorning after??
It happened only in theVillage and fortunately it will Stay in theVillage!!
theVillageChixxx!!
taste theAdventure,
taste theExcitement,
Tastes like Chicken. (that’s been marinated in alcohol!!)
theVillageChixxx!!
girls so big and beautiful, not to mention Beatable!!, that theYVC Inc and other Native Regions around theState are getting together to buy theHubble Telescope from NASSA agency to turn theLens toEarth so that Our girlz can be watched on theInternet
theVillageChixxx!!
girls so big, beautiful and beatable, that YVC Inc is booked solid through 2010 for summer flightseeing Tours to view Our Chixxx!!, cos they’re so huge.
Discover theBeautiful and hidden wonders of our AK girls from above!!
theVillage!!
We’re only 2 yrs away from becoming more “Remote”.
Soon we’ll have our site viewers capable of Remote Control access, Remote Control Viewing so that your Villaged experience (from Afar in the safety of your easy chair!!) will be more like TV (theVillage!!)
Sadly, we’re still squabbling over the “SleepTimer” controls, as half theVillage sleeps 18+hrs and then stays up for weeks at a time trying to stay drunk or while Tweeking.
And our VPSO’s / VPO’s time isn’t always steady either. As they’re up for days on end and then they sleep solid a day or so.
The Onscreen Menu displays are limited too.
We only have Potlatch Moose, which is basically theHoofs, theTails, theEars or any knee joint and very little meat on it.
It’s basically what theSam!! got during his first Potlatch in theVillage, a hard piece of leg with some gristle, fat and bone.
The rice was warm and a little dry, and thePotato salad was sweating too when that came round.
But theHeaving breasts on theVillageChick!! that slowly crawled around theCommunityHall on her hands and knees swerving theFood was also sweating and flushed too.
Basically she was past her drugging time and needed her fix.
And theSam!! noticed that her solid, stable foundations above her low rider jeans were “cracking” badly. Needed spackling too.
Her porcelain white skin was cool and dry on her bare arms, shoulders and exposed back. Even at -30F below zero while having her Car stopped and searched for Contraband her exposed skin was still Cool.
At least theCoffie was literally chewable and helped theSam!! survive his first few weeks of daily foot patrols in the dead of winter.
Most military men, theWarriors, theOperators all have a “fire in theGut” that pulls them through their hardships. theSam!! literally had a “fire” in his gut after that coffee brew went down.
theSam!!
who’s literally Bolting it down before theBigOne.
Eating quickly that is.
What?! You think this is about nailing down your home furnishing items and other stuff in preparations for the next earthquake that will hit Alaska!?
If theAlaskanPrincess wants to flatten your home with theNext Hip shake, she’ll do it.
Just stock up on food and water as those are two items that she really cares not much about, she just loves to drink!!
theVillage!!
we don’t work here, we just live here. And even at that, we just often live here.
theVillageChixxx!!
theSam!!’s pain.........is So Damn Funny!!
theVillageChixxx!!
Rated “V” for - Vixen!!
theVillageChixxx!! Presents
the 12 Days of Village!!
(the Bold type is the main song and the rest is free-style material)
On the1st Day of Village Sam’s Girlfriends gave to him.....An ultimatum via Phone Tree!!
and via Snail-mail, E-mail, rented Sky writings, illegible snow peeings, unheeded Hints, undies thrown at him, vying for coveted positions next to him in thePatrol vehicle, ankle ear-rings.
On the2nd Day of Village Sam’s In-Laws gave to him.....Two dirty Looks,
he’ll marry our daughter over our dead bodies (which can be arranged), 4 cold shoulders, 4 unhelping hands, daily blank stares.
On the3rd Day of Village Sam’s Kitties gave to him........3 dead Voles,
and 2 headless Jays, 4 fat mice, 1 gutted squirrel w/o it’s tail, shredded socks,
On the4th Day of Village Sam’s Youths gave to him......4 Flipped-off Birds,
10 Shut-ups a week, 14 phone hang-ups, monthly sign defacings, huffy puff stomp-offs, soft cold shoulders, knees in the groin, slaps across the face.
On the5th Day of Village Sam’s Gramma gave to him.....5 dogs Barking,
2 bowls of Soup, blue berry pie, meatloaf & gravy, a pile of trees to cut, 1 car to drive, 2 snowmachines to fix.
On the6th Day of Village Sam’s Bootleggers gave to him.....6 Inebriates a Swaying,
a dozen lung oysters, 4 impounded vehicles, $25,000 cash, five 8-balls, a bottle of ghb. a stash of home made pipes,
On the7th Day of Village Sam’s Bad Guys gave to him......7 Felons Fleeing,
misDemeanants on the run, 10 confiscated rifles, 10,000 rds of ammo, 3 abandoned jackets, a pair of running shoes.
On the8th Day of Village Sam’s Victims gave to him......8 Ladies Beaten,
4 infants holding, several baby sitting jobs, Daily hugs & kisses, home cooked meals, lipstick on theCollar,
On the9th Day of Village Sam’s Tribal Court gave to him.....9 Cases Waiting,
unserved subpeonas, 20 cases dismissed, weeks of community service, mandated work days, unannounced drug tests, daily shouting tirades, 15 job loss threats, 8 “not My Problems”,
On the10th Day of Village Sam’s School Kids gave to him.....10 Toms a Peeping,
6 school fights, 14 little brothers, 28 little sisters, 60 “Sponser-Me”s, cobwebs in my wallet, worn snowmachine engines,7 missing skis, 20 big sisters phone numbers, 18 big sisters photos, 7 knee Owweeez!, crying runny noses, worried sleepless
nights, protective custodies.
On the11th Day of Village Sam’s Village Council gave to him.....11 angry Letters,
board room table poundings, village public grillings, unending work, no support, tied up hands,
On the12th Day of Village Sam’s Informants gave to him.....12 Drug Shipments coming,
daily phone messages, 3 deep covers, holding cell guests!!, eyes and ears,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! from theVillage!!
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