Easter Bunny Detained at Hareport!!
On 06 Apr 2007 @2000hrs
at UncleTedsInternational Hareport,
on 3rd Lapine level next to "theEaster"n Airlines kiosk,
I spotted a young Buck hopping around theAtrium in a wild frenzy,
then said YB would stop, kneel down on face & knees and puke his guts out.
There was remnants of those cute marshmallow easter peeps, undigested bits of chocolate bunny and leafs of lettuce all mixed in with JD & coke, grayGoose and beer.
As I knelt down to speak with theDrunkenBunny, he lifted his small oblong headand bared his two front incisors at me.
I notified Dispatch, and two female HareportPolice quickly pulled up in their HardShelled Cruiser (with their Tops down!!) and loped on over to assist in theDrunkenBunnyInvestigation.
HareportPoliceOfficer/HPO "newTrainee" Tiss stroked her long pink ears and then reached into her Huge Easter Basket of goodness and after fisting theWorn container,
Produced a small can of OC Spray / Mace, just in case theDrunkenBuck would dare nip at her nips.
HopOnThiss!! keeps everything in..... there.
After theHPO's prepped theYoungOffender by removing his skinjacket and his lucky Feet they quickly got to theHeart!! of theMatter and gutted theBunny's story that........"he was scheduled to visit Alaska for theEasterWeekend, hh.. Honest!!" he bleated.
HopOnThiss' partner in Crime, a pink speckled brunette with cushy ear implants!!, carefully backtracked theBunny's drunken hopping tracks down theHallway into theLeafyGreen!!
an quaint Hareport Spot, known far and wide to weary travelers as a place to celebrate minutes after their arrival to LankyRidge and after they get falling down smashed,
they go to theLuggage carousels looking for their bags, only to find none.
And so. like all EasterBunny celebrating Americans,they TOO!! go loping round theHareport "on a daily basis, not just Easter" searching in vain for their Bags.
uh.. but I digress.
theHareportPolice continued questioning theYoungEasterBunny back at theStationHouse for 90mins,
they let him stew in his own juices as he pretty much already had Alcohol in his system.
no sense in adding any Cooking Sherry or Liquor to theRecipe.
Then, in theHighpressured InterviewRoom, theBunny was thoro.. t-h-o-ro-u-g-h-(sp?!)
... t-h-or-ol-y (sp?!).. (thats close enough)
thorolee, completely grilled and then served to theOther hungry HareportPolice.
I politely declined theOffers for a bite from Ms HopOnThiss, but took her Nip!!
This is my report,
so if & when theEasterBunny don't show up at your house,
You now know why.
theSam!!
UncleTedsHareport, LankyRidge, aska!!
at UncleTedsInternational Hareport,
on 3rd Lapine level next to "theEaster"n Airlines kiosk,
I spotted a young Buck hopping around theAtrium in a wild frenzy,
then said YB would stop, kneel down on face & knees and puke his guts out.
There was remnants of those cute marshmallow easter peeps, undigested bits of chocolate bunny and leafs of lettuce all mixed in with JD & coke, grayGoose and beer.
As I knelt down to speak with theDrunkenBunny, he lifted his small oblong headand bared his two front incisors at me.
I notified Dispatch, and two female HareportPolice quickly pulled up in their HardShelled Cruiser (with their Tops down!!) and loped on over to assist in theDrunkenBunnyInvestigation.
HareportPoliceOfficer/HPO "newTrainee" Tiss stroked her long pink ears and then reached into her Huge Easter Basket of goodness and after fisting theWorn container,
Produced a small can of OC Spray / Mace, just in case theDrunkenBuck would dare nip at her nips.
HopOnThiss!! keeps everything in..... there.
After theHPO's prepped theYoungOffender by removing his skinjacket and his lucky Feet they quickly got to theHeart!! of theMatter and gutted theBunny's story that........"he was scheduled to visit Alaska for theEasterWeekend, hh.. Honest!!" he bleated.
HopOnThiss' partner in Crime, a pink speckled brunette with cushy ear implants!!, carefully backtracked theBunny's drunken hopping tracks down theHallway into theLeafyGreen!!
an quaint Hareport Spot, known far and wide to weary travelers as a place to celebrate minutes after their arrival to LankyRidge and after they get falling down smashed,
they go to theLuggage carousels looking for their bags, only to find none.
And so. like all EasterBunny celebrating Americans,they TOO!! go loping round theHareport "on a daily basis, not just Easter" searching in vain for their Bags.
uh.. but I digress.
theHareportPolice continued questioning theYoungEasterBunny back at theStationHouse for 90mins,
they let him stew in his own juices as he pretty much already had Alcohol in his system.
no sense in adding any Cooking Sherry or Liquor to theRecipe.
Then, in theHighpressured InterviewRoom, theBunny was thoro.. t-h-o-ro-u-g-h-(sp?!)
... t-h-or-ol-y (sp?!).. (thats close enough)
thorolee, completely grilled and then served to theOther hungry HareportPolice.
I politely declined theOffers for a bite from Ms HopOnThiss, but took her Nip!!
This is my report,
so if & when theEasterBunny don't show up at your house,
You now know why.
theSam!!
UncleTedsHareport, LankyRidge, aska!!
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