Village Blessings!!
Village-Lord of theRings!!
(those cute small Nickel-plated kind worn by Legions of my Fans!!)
One AST Oversite to watch them all,
One Warrant to find them,
One VPSO to bring them all,
and in theHolding Cell bind them!!
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Auto-Fill!!
I love the options for this winXP system that I have.
Lately I've been using the DSL linked pc to go online.
So there's tons more "subject matter" that I've posted here and there
and can't remember all of what I said.
But here's a few things that automatically pop up from all the chats and forums
that I post to when I double clickthe subject line.
A is for Apple.
a former vpso speaks out.
A Former LDS Lamanite Indian Student Placement Program member speaks out.
a long story......short!
alaska village runs out of water.
Are you saying I'm fat?
Banana Republic.
Breaking Up in Alaska is Hard to do.....
Broccoli and Cheese.
Chistochina Fun Days this weekend...
camel toe?
Culture in a Can.
Custer's Last Stand.
Ehnnet?
Face down in theGutter.
Fired before I was Hired!
Fly on theWall.
Glock 'em All.
Helmets are for football players and anyone with Tourette's syndrome.
Here it is!!!
Here's One for ya'.
Hi.
homepage updated.
go have a look at how I carry.
I don't understand how you can say that and....
If I only had a Brain you wouldn't have a Village.
If you can do some T-shirts with my likeness on them.
Innie or Outie?
It happened already??
Is it supposed to look like this??
Just one fix.
Latest news from theVillage.
leave it to Cleavage.
LOL
meet theFlash!!!
More Movie Recommendations!!
New BLACKHAWK magazine in the mail today.
Oh Yeah?!!!?
parched with thirst am i....and dying.
princess of theDawn.
Project Code Red.
Prop Me up beside the jukebox when I dye.
Please release me Let me go.
She's just 16yrs old, leave her alone they said.
send a few case loads of this stuff over....
Sprang Forward.
Spring has sprung!
Sweat and Tears.
the Alaskan Iditarod Sled dog Race starts today.
the alaskan Iditarod sled dog race continues.
They don't Pay me enough for This.
Tired of M&M's.
too Legit Just Quit.
Village deathGrip on the Bottle.
Weird village Science.
Where's WagonBurner when we need 'em??
While You were Out!!
Y,M,C, aye!!!
and that about does it.
What's your pc say??
theSam!!!
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More musings R-R-i-i-p-p-e-e-d-d!! from theInternet!!
Lakota Wisdom,
passed down from generation to generation, says that when you find out you are riding a dead horse, its best to dismount.
However, with today's innovative and almost endless Educational and Govermental strategies, a whole range of other strategies are now being employed by the Elite!
1. Buy a stronger whip!
2. Change riders!
3. Threaten the dead horse with termination!
4. Appoint a committee to study the dead horse!
5. Visit other nations and countries to see how others ride dead horses.
6. Lowering the standards to include dead horses!
7. Reclassifying a dead horse as "living-impaired."
8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse!
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase the speed of the dead horse!
10. Providing additional funding or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Doing productivity studies to see if a lighter rider would increase the dead horse's performance!
12. Declaring that because the dead horse does not have to be watered or fed, it is less costly, carries less overhead, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than do some other horses!
13. Rewriting expected performance requirements for all horses!
And last of all, and probably the most important!!!
14. Promote the dead horse to a Supervisory position!!!
*This first appeared in the Lakota Times about 10 years ago
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In your Alcoholism & Staggerings,
May the Village Road rise to meet you,
In your Criminal Behaviors & Fleeings,
May the Village Officer be always at your back,
In your Assaults & Being subdued,
May the OC Spray be warm upon your face,
The Baton-strikes fall hard upon your Shoulders and,
Until in Jail we Nebes meet again
May VPSO hold you in the palm of His Gloved hand!!
An Village!! Blessing
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Trailer!!
theAlaskanPrincess posts a "Help Wanted" ad!!
________________
HELP WANTED! (please, for God’s sake.... help me!!)
the2007 Alaskan summer Tourist season is like an certain AlaskanPrincess Security Guard in theDead of Night-come sneaking up on you and your Friends whilest you party!!
Don’t let this season catch you unawares, and by that we mean,
With your pants down!!
Her RoyalThighness!! is now recruiting locally and abroad,
near and far, where ever you are!!
To join her and her 5 AlaskanNative Sisters in welcoming theNew 2007 Tourists to our state.
All 6 AlaskanPrincessLodges are theRegional sites for you to Journey Into Fear!! to and unto all applicants we bid you farewell and Good Luck!!
Additional text coming soon to a Blog near you!!
(those cute small Nickel-plated kind worn by Legions of my Fans!!)
One AST Oversite to watch them all,
One Warrant to find them,
One VPSO to bring them all,
and in theHolding Cell bind them!!
_____________
Auto-Fill!!
I love the options for this winXP system that I have.
Lately I've been using the DSL linked pc to go online.
So there's tons more "subject matter" that I've posted here and there
and can't remember all of what I said.
But here's a few things that automatically pop up from all the chats and forums
that I post to when I double clickthe subject line.
A is for Apple.
a former vpso speaks out.
A Former LDS Lamanite Indian Student Placement Program member speaks out.
a long story......short!
alaska village runs out of water.
Are you saying I'm fat?
Banana Republic.
Breaking Up in Alaska is Hard to do.....
Broccoli and Cheese.
Chistochina Fun Days this weekend...
camel toe?
Culture in a Can.
Custer's Last Stand.
Ehnnet?
Face down in theGutter.
Fired before I was Hired!
Fly on theWall.
Glock 'em All.
Helmets are for football players and anyone with Tourette's syndrome.
Here it is!!!
Here's One for ya'.
Hi.
homepage updated.
go have a look at how I carry.
I don't understand how you can say that and....
If I only had a Brain you wouldn't have a Village.
If you can do some T-shirts with my likeness on them.
Innie or Outie?
It happened already??
Is it supposed to look like this??
Just one fix.
Latest news from theVillage.
leave it to Cleavage.
LOL
meet theFlash!!!
More Movie Recommendations!!
New BLACKHAWK magazine in the mail today.
Oh Yeah?!!!?
parched with thirst am i....and dying.
princess of theDawn.
Project Code Red.
Prop Me up beside the jukebox when I dye.
Please release me Let me go.
She's just 16yrs old, leave her alone they said.
send a few case loads of this stuff over....
Sprang Forward.
Spring has sprung!
Sweat and Tears.
the Alaskan Iditarod Sled dog Race starts today.
the alaskan Iditarod sled dog race continues.
They don't Pay me enough for This.
Tired of M&M's.
too Legit Just Quit.
Village deathGrip on the Bottle.
Weird village Science.
Where's WagonBurner when we need 'em??
While You were Out!!
Y,M,C, aye!!!
and that about does it.
What's your pc say??
theSam!!!
-----------------
More musings R-R-i-i-p-p-e-e-d-d!! from theInternet!!
Lakota Wisdom,
passed down from generation to generation, says that when you find out you are riding a dead horse, its best to dismount.
However, with today's innovative and almost endless Educational and Govermental strategies, a whole range of other strategies are now being employed by the Elite!
1. Buy a stronger whip!
2. Change riders!
3. Threaten the dead horse with termination!
4. Appoint a committee to study the dead horse!
5. Visit other nations and countries to see how others ride dead horses.
6. Lowering the standards to include dead horses!
7. Reclassifying a dead horse as "living-impaired."
8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse!
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase the speed of the dead horse!
10. Providing additional funding or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Doing productivity studies to see if a lighter rider would increase the dead horse's performance!
12. Declaring that because the dead horse does not have to be watered or fed, it is less costly, carries less overhead, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than do some other horses!
13. Rewriting expected performance requirements for all horses!
And last of all, and probably the most important!!!
14. Promote the dead horse to a Supervisory position!!!
*This first appeared in the Lakota Times about 10 years ago
-----------------
In your Alcoholism & Staggerings,
May the Village Road rise to meet you,
In your Criminal Behaviors & Fleeings,
May the Village Officer be always at your back,
In your Assaults & Being subdued,
May the OC Spray be warm upon your face,
The Baton-strikes fall hard upon your Shoulders and,
Until in Jail we Nebes meet again
May VPSO hold you in the palm of His Gloved hand!!
An Village!! Blessing
----------------------
Trailer!!
theAlaskanPrincess posts a "Help Wanted" ad!!
________________
HELP WANTED! (please, for God’s sake.... help me!!)
the2007 Alaskan summer Tourist season is like an certain AlaskanPrincess Security Guard in theDead of Night-come sneaking up on you and your Friends whilest you party!!
Don’t let this season catch you unawares, and by that we mean,
With your pants down!!
Her RoyalThighness!! is now recruiting locally and abroad,
near and far, where ever you are!!
To join her and her 5 AlaskanNative Sisters in welcoming theNew 2007 Tourists to our state.
All 6 AlaskanPrincessLodges are theRegional sites for you to Journey Into Fear!! to and unto all applicants we bid you farewell and Good Luck!!
Additional text coming soon to a Blog near you!!
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